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Video that broke the Internet: Carl's Jr/Hardee's Bacon 3-Way Burger commercial

This is the deluxe version of Hardee's latest "burgers and boobs" commercial for the Bacon 3-Way Burger. It runs 1:35 because you get to watch the commercial twice -- which you'll want to do anyway! The models are…

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Follies meeting on the 29th has been Officially cancelled

Due to the large people that can't make it or just don't believe I'm showing I know meat will be in town on business and if he really wants to meet me I would love to drive down club and share…

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Juice Crew Blows up Mafia Don Shadows Mustang in a 2pmer turf war at Follies in

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI6X5mAgJCc/ Picture tells all LMFAO

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Men raped by a woman.

I keep seeing a message in my Spam section of my email about Men being raped. Have any of us been raped by a woman?

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What do you think it means when a girl is twirling her hair with her finger whil

To me, it means she;s lying

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Best ass

Which is the closest to your definition of a perfect ass? http://www.menprovement.com/ass-pictures/ Number 6 for me.

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Eat your heart out, Kim Kardashian! Miss BumBum 2016 contestants bring traffic t

For those who don't care about the Olympics. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3731232/Miss-BumBum-2016-contestants-bring-traffic-standstill-flash-best-assets-thong-bikinis-Brazil.html?ito=social-facebook

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Perfection in the strip club

Have you ever seen a stripper in the strip club that you would rate a 10? Did you end up getting dances with her? So far I have seen two 10's in the strip club. One of them is my CF, and…

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Company with dancer

How can I ask a dancer that I want company for 30 minutes but no lap dances.Just sit , have drink and relax. How much do I need to tip her for spending time with me. Thank You

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Sec survey question

How many prostitutes have you had sex with in your life to date? Sex means that you had an orgasm while your dick was in direct physical contact with some part of the woman. Contact through clothing does…

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Where is da juice mane?

Hasn't shown his troll face in a while.

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What is best club in Austin, Texas?

I am going to Austin, Texas tomorrow. What is the best club there for private dances?

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Titties

Love him or hate him, at least Donald Trump speaks what's on his mind. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3730366/Did-really-say-Trump-slips-economic-speech-says-t-ies-instead-cities.html

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Strip clubs have until Oct. 1 to get rid of dancers under 21

Did the do-gooders ever consider the dancers who will be fired? http://www.nola.com/politics/index.ssf/2016/08/strip_clubs_have_until_october.html

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Fort Worth, Texas--Palazio or Landing Strip?

I have a trip to Fort Worth, Texas in a couple of days. Which is the better option for someone with money to spend on lots of dances-- Palazio or Landing Strip?

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

Trending down

I'll start with a summary, goto Cheetah's instead. Or go down to Pompano or Miami. The last reviewer praised Faith, she's in her late 40's or mid 50's, and he's not wrong, she's…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Fun times at show world

This club is nearby several others. This one has a clean look from the front and inside. Polite management that is not pushy, even talked sports with me. There are several areas here. There is…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Parking Nightmare

Fully aware of the parking situation at Fantasy, I went there on a Saturday night anyway. Things are a lot more active in Downtown LA these days, especially on weekends. Add that to…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Best Club in the Twin Cities

Another visit, another great time. For several years now, this has been my preferred club whenever I am in the Twin Cities. It is a little out of the way but definitely worth…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Topless Rhino

Went in on a Sunday night and the place was slow - to be expected for Sunday. A few good looking dancers mixed between a Latina, a couple black dancers , a blonde,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Flight Club - 2 visits

Visited Flight Club this past Thursday evening and Saturday evening while in Detroit. Have visited this club 3-4 times in the past. Have been underwhelmed with the quality of dancers my previous visits.…

Matehuala Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

different kind of experience

First, the editor should take the "shot dead" out and put in the address. That happened when all of Mexico was in a war and it is now much calmer. This place has average girls…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Nothing special

Wanted to unwind a bit, so I checked TUSCL while passing through Ft. Wayne and decided this was my best option at that moment. Just a few minutes off the Interstate, and the area…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

Eh, OK

I came later in the evening on a weeknight. There were a handful of dancers, and they push private dances hard. The place is tiny -- basically a big rectangular bar with a stage in…

Suzy's Lounge

Line Lexington, Pennsylvania

A little on the sketchy side

A little on the sketchy side. This place has been here forever, and it's infamous around the area. I even remember my grade school teachers making jokes about Suzy's 15 years ago or so. It's…

Danzer's Show Club

Lafayette, Indiana

A nice diversion

It had taken much too long to get from point A to nowhere near point B so I opted to get out of the rat race for a few minutes and enjoy some "scenery."…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

Monday night

This place is low key. I like that. I skipped between watching Olymipcs at the bar and sitting front row for the dancers. As others stated, each dancer has three songs and by the…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

under progress

stopped in around 1pm to get info on new holiday oz...the restaurant section remains untouched but the main bar/stage area is under heavy construction with what looks like really nice booths...the oz sign should go…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

What happened to bliss

My buddy and I went on a monday a few weeks ago to check out what, if anything, there was to see on a monday. The club is still maintained nice, chairs are clean and there's…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I tried to post a review...

I tried to post a review earlier but it was rejected for being too short so this will be a summary of two visits. Being the honest reviewer I am, I hope this one works: First…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Afternoon at Kittys

This is a composite of 3 visits during the day over a few weeks. MSN Kitty's has been my stable go to place over the years. Not fancy but reliable on what you…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Another Ride on the Pony

I took another ride on the Pink Pony. Hadn't been back for a while and in part, wanted to check out their physical improvements. Included since my last visit - a total men's room…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Silk

Silk is not my go to club in Wisconsin but I go once in awhile for some variety. Club is big and very glitzy. Huge stage. Dancer quality is all over the place. Most of…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Diamond Dolls

Visited on a Thursday around 3pm. About 15 dancers working. Sat at the bar and ordered a beer, 3 bucks, not to bad for a strip club. Sat for about 5 minutes checking out the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

quick stop

Always like this place and sometimes stop to get lunch. I'm a soda drinker and for some reason the Coke has tasted like crap for months. Several months back it was undrinkable but still has…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Return visit

Business has brought me to Daytona a few times recently, and I have been to Diamond Dolls a few times as a result. Each time I've been, I have gone late afternoon/early evening. Both…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Eye opening experience

Parked the car the other side of the border and took a shuttle to the border. From there took a $5 taxi to the spot. Wow is the word when you walk in to this…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Surprising good for the area

Stopped in on a business trip for work before driving back west. Very nice club, drink prices were not outrageous. I was worried about the location at first but once I arrived they had security…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Update on last review

I've reviewed this club before and my opinion hasn't changed much since then. Great staff. Always friendly and service is good and quick. Great price on PBR pints @ $2. So here are my updates.…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Update on last review

I've reviewed this club before and my opinion hasn't changed much since then. Great staff. Always friendly and service is good and quick. Great price on PBR pints @ $2. So here are my updates.…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

A new day a new club

Found my way to the Motor City once again. This is absolutely strip club heaven. I decided this trip I would only visit clubs I had not been to before and started with…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Saturday afternoon visit

Ive been coming to this place for years now and even though I dont live close by anymore i always make a point of stopping by when im in town. The inside has remained pretty…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Saturday night visit

This club is like old faithful to me, nothing that great but i know i can come in a see some good looking girls and get a solid lap dance. They have a schedule posted…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

First time

Stopped in around 9 on a Wednesday after hitting the casino and dinner with some work folk. Had an associate from out of town who was jonesing to hit a club, so here we…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

where have all the good clubs gone

If your looking for a nice place with beatiful women don't bother, if your lookin for a place to wet your wistle and get some fast stress relief this is it, the girls for the…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Cheerleaders put a smile on my face

Doing my regular tour of the local strip clubs and took a chance at Cheeleaders. Others have covered the parking, the club, the drink prices so I'll focus on the dancers. The girls…

Secrets

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Had some fun at Midway X 2

So, was visiting OKC and decided to stop by Midway. Walked in, paid the cover and got myself a beer at the bar. I did;t know there was a serving girl, otherwise I would have…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Tootsies Let Me Down

I love this place its my go to place in South Florida but I don't think I'll be going again on the 4th of July. Afternoon shift was so poorly staffed the girls were taking…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

You sure won't miss there beautiful.,...

You sure won't miss there beautiful., well lit, colored sign when driving down Michigan Ave. In Inkster for The Flight Club.... About 9:00 on a Monday eve. Leave the car with the Valet…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

PT early evening

After hitting four clubs in ESL on Thursday with disappointing results, I thought I would check out late dayshift two days later thinking Saturday would have better to offer. I got to PT Centreville…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Hollywood, What happened?

After I left PT's Centreville because it was dead, I thought I would give HSC another chance. I arrived around 7:30 - 7:45 PM. I was charged $10 cover. There was one dancer on stage,…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Monday visit

I visited this place on a Monday night after 11pm. It seemed that it was a pretty slow night. There were nearly as many dancers as customers when I Get arrived. None…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

I had heard and read good...

I had heard and read good things about this club so decided to check it out. As others have described it's a rather large, at least by Portland standards, and rather nice as well. Friendly…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Fun stop with a purpose

It was a late night on my flight into Philadelphia and I felt the need to take care of some stress before heading into my hotel. So I headed to the reliable. The…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Dial 905 for fun

I went on a week night, on a Thursday, it was pretty slow, just a couple regulars, and a few ladies milling about. Yes there were strippers at the bar playing on their phones, but there…

Roxxx

Brooklyn, Illinois

Roxys Saturday

I hit Roxy's on Saturday around 8PM. I went through the metal detector and then was patted down by a short 50+ year old Asian in a bikini. I'm thinking this is not a good…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Nothing changes.. Had a blast again.

Okay, I live in Indy but am well aware of the Hugger, now the drive is even easier with construction finished.. and I still have fond memories. I won't go into details about the…

Great Alaskan Bush Company

Phoenix, Arizona

It is what it is...

Arrived just before 7pm on a Friday night with the boys from work. $10 cover charge for entry. If you enter the club and turn left, you go to the side with the topless bar.…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Discreet club with good atmosphere

This place is friendly and discreet. It is in a quiet area at the end of Route 70. I gave the dancer quality as 7 but I would give Layla a higher ranking…

Diving Horse Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Not worth the price of admission

I have hear about this place not being great and I had a feeling when I decided to give it a try it might not be worth my time but on a Saturday night at…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Topless Bar Only

In on a Friday night before 7 and stayed until about 8:30. Only club of the 3 I've been to so far where security used a metal detector on entry. Plenty of good-looking girls were…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

First Night at Cheetah

I've been to Cheetah only once before (and that was in the day time). I arrived at 10 pm and although the valet fee was still only $3 the cover had jumped from $5…

Top Hat

Lethbridge, Alberta

Same old Club

Went early and not many people there. Took a while for a dancer to come on as there where not many customers. Was just about ready to go when the first dancer came on. She…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

One of the better South FL black strip clubs

I have reviewed this club several times before so won't get into the club's layout; for club layout details refer to my June 14, 2015 Climaxxx review. As a quick description for those unfamiliar w/…

Body Language

Louisville, Kentucky

Is "argue with the only customer" really good business?

Topless clubs are okay, but Smelly is all about the kitty. I'd read this and that about new laws, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose for trying some of these clubs…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hot dancers, aggressive staff

Went there on a Saturday night. $5 cover was charged, which included 1 beer. There were a lot of dancers there, at least 30-40, all shapes and sizes. The staff offered us table quickly, despite…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Fun night

So this is my sixth time going to cabaret and it just keeps getting better and better everytime. I went after midnight and the place was lit. Women all over the floor looking to have…

Lust

Baltimore, Maryland

You can go here. Just know what to expect.

Club initially looks like a hole in the wall because of the layout of the first floor. Typical black establishment. Girls got them curves fa sho. And the music is mostly Hip Hop/R&B. I'm a…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Good fun

First strip club I ever visited. Pretty pricey but that's how the area goes. God bless San Jose and their super restrictive laws. No booze but there were some pretty good looking girls. Private dance…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Always good

Tried Tits on a Sunday night which was new for me, and to my surprise they had a pretty full lineup and good amount of custies at the bar. Tits is always quality- good…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Slick Club, but I suspect YMMV

To maintain truth in reporting, I was in town on business and basically came here to visit one of my ATF dancers who had worked back on my home turf that had moved here last…

Boudoir Rouge

Calgary, Alberta

Oh Canada. Your rules are weird.

Canada is awesome but I just can't get used to their idea of a lap dance. If you've never been there you need to know that a lap dance is Canada is nothing more than…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

A really nice Monday evening

Went to the Ritz to take advantage of the Monday special. It was a very good plan. First, there was plenty of on-street parking (no need to pay the meters after 8PM).…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Great Place

I stopped by again after I saw this play showing up in the top 10 for Tuscl. Don't get me wrong, this place is a great find this side of Atlanta... but top 10?…

Goddess Gentlemen's Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Closing it down with my baby

I was pumped up coming back from seeing one ATF down in Raleigh, and I decided to visit her friend and my other ATF (both gals danced at the Millstream Inn at one time) on…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Better than average for DC

This place is not as bad as some people say, if you've experienced the worst of the worst. They renovated a few years back, and now their 2 stages look a lot more spiffy, plus…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

your "tax" dollars don't take you very far in DC

Small, but reasonably nice club in a building in the heart of a nice business/restaurant/bar/hotel neighborhood. You don't have to worry about your car or personal safety here, although finding a parking space nearby can…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Just bored one night in Bakersfield

Decided to check it out after years of not going. After doing the usual watching the stage and kind of zoning out while politely declining offers for a dance, a waitress asks if I want a…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Ho hum

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after first visiting Camelot (which I just reviewed). Wish I'd done it in reverse order. There's not much to differentiate the two clubs except that Archibalds is in a…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Night out with the guys.....

Small, but nice club - better than many that I've visited in MA. Everything appeared "clean" and I didn't feel the need to constantly Purell my hands. There were enough girls to go around and…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Very Affordable nice looking Club

Went in on a Tuesday, around 3pm. Around 8 girls and half as many customers. Ladies were very lively and energetic. Lap dance was very fun, and topless dance only cost me $10. Got a…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

mediocer

I was in ATL for work. Unfortunately, work responsibilities limited my clubbing window to early evenings. Other TUSCLers had commented this was the best evening option so I decided to give it a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Ruby

I stopped by here last week as i was in the area for work. Seems like basically the same crew of dancers from when i was last here about 5 years ago. I wanted to…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Enjoyable afternoon

I was in town for a convention and decided to check out some of Indy's clubs. Dancer's was nicer than I expected. It looks pretty plain from the outside, but clean. The cover…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Bike week visit

Went with my group of friends to visit this club on the Saturday during Memorial Day weekend. Went to Master's beforehand, but were turned down due to a friend not having his ID. So we…

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Dance style

Body is a 9.5. Face an 8.5. Just my type. But she has the worst dance moves imaginable. Looks like a bad imitation of a 60s go-go dancer. Makes me dizzy. I want to fuck her. But only…

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The PL Look

Have you ever noticed the PL look? It's the look of guys who rarely go to good strip clubs, like the ones at the table next to me right now. It's also my look when I'm extremely high,…

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TUSCL fucking

This is probably more of a question to the TUSCLers who have been on here for awhile. How many dancers have you fucked that have ever posted on here? Obviously, you don't need to say her name if you don't want to…

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indian customers

At my regular ratchet SC that has been loosing its ratchet customers due to another hip hop SC opening up 1/2 a mile away. The new-ish manager has been increasing the free cover promos through the roof this year. Plus…

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What do I do if a stripper threatens me?

So there's this one club that I hit up with my boys every weekend. A stripper told me her real name. I then said hi to her and used her real name. I thought it was ok because she said…

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Best Handjob Ever/ Good Old Days

I miss the good old days. There was this white milf with huge bolt ons that would gives hj's for $10 per song at a club up in Everett, WA. She must be 60 years old plus now. I miss those…

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Oldtimer gets killed by a prostitute and her man.

Over the weekend a 71 year old dude, thought he could have some satisfaction and brought a prostitute back to his Pontiac, MI home. Once there, she calls her associate who comes over, tries to rob him for the cash…

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Man kicks in door at strip club, steals Red Bull

JACKSON, MS (Mississippi News Now) - At 3:30 a.m. Monday morning, a man kicked in the door at Danny's strip club on West Street and stole 12 cases of Red Bull from the cooler. He left the strip club on foot, carrying…

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How many of you miss JohnSmith69's crazy stories?

They were brilliant!

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Two big thumbs up, again

This review condenses a couple of recent weekend HiLiter visits into one, 'cause I don't want to be the guy blatantly doing extra reviews for access here. Both visits were weekend afternoons, arriving around…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Always great times during the day!

GoldClub is a great place to visiting during the day. You have a lunch option for $5 and also good looking and friendly girls. Unlike other clubs, girls like to spend time together for drinks…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Best Club in San Diego

I've been here a few times with a couple friends and it's always a good time. The dancers are friendly and the atmosphere is relaxed. They also serve alcohol and there's plenty of parking around…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Go to Pacers

I was getting some maintenance at Ford so I decided to pop in and see what's up. The club was alright but the girls were really hustling. After their dances, they would walk around and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Great club

I was in Detroit on business and read a few reviews. After the car parked (by a valet), I went in, pay the cover ($10) and go a seat. The quality of the girls was…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Love this place

Stopped by Uncle zJoes around 7:30 on a Monday and if you know JOES you know it closes at 8. Gigiwas off, outside smoking so i said hi to her. She is a sweetie. She…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Very hit or miss

Sometimes you have a great experience here. Other times, the hot dancers will ignore you and act like they are at a regular bar while a dancer you are not interested in won't leave you…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Review : S****

The Rest of the Story: Saw S***** on stage 2 and got excited to tip. Exchanged a few during stage dancing and asked her to stop by. She is kind of american and latina mix...nice rounded…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Return to California Girls

It's been a year since my last visit but after seeing a recent roll call I decided to come back in. I came in to see Holly, a girl I've lapped regularly until she went…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Something new this trip

I've been here before and described the building so and bar lay out before. I mostly frequent this club because it is fairly easy to get what ever it is I'm looking for, even…

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Nice little spot with high quality

Tucked away in an area of Miami that is relatively devoid of clubs. Valet parking available for a fee, but plenty of street parking available. Decent setup for a small club. Good bar with an…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Would suggest skipping

Went to the Kings Inn a week ago Friday and was decidedly unimpressed. First, the club is dingy and makes you feel like it was out of date 20 years ago. The dancers…

Flash Dancers

Jacksonville, Florida

Stopped in on a quiet Monday...

Stopped in on a quiet Monday night, got there around 12:30am. If you never been here, it's not the biggest club in Jacksonville but it's pretty comfy...$5 dollar cover; there were about 4 girls, and…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Pretty Cubanas

Almost every lady I saw in the club was a pretty Cubana. This is different from a couple of years back when there was a good mix. On one visit two years ago, I saw…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Cheyanne and Angelina, my two new faves!

I had not been to the Treasure Club in a little while (it's been around 2 months since my last visit and yes that is a long time for me). I was surprised when I…

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, Pennsylvania

Sunday at Teezerz

This place definitely has potential. They have hired some really good looking girls and are really bouncing back. They could use a more lively DJ but otherwise the girls were great. Only one or two…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Twas OK on a Sunday evening...

Rolled through on a Sunday at around 11 pm. Decent number of cars in the lot, but pretty quiet inside. A few dancers remarked that it was atypically dead, even for a Sunday. Girl quality was…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

boring night

Went back to landing strip after a short hiatus. Inside nothing had changed. Good service as usual. Place way too smoky for my tastes and have spoken with people who smoke that find…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

Sometimes all the glitters is gold...

I went on a Friday night with a couple of friends, it had been a while since I last visited, and I wasn't disappointed. There were many lady's working that night, I didn't count them, but…

Flashers

Atlanta, Georgia

short story for me is don't bother

OK, I stopped in just to make one more visit after a visit a couple years ago. There was a $5 cover mid afternoon, not a big deal, but nothing worth a cover here.…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Gallaghers got its game back

Gallaghers has always been my go to bar in NYC. The past couple of visits had me questioning if I should return but this visit made it seem like the "Good Old Gallaghers" was…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Cheerleaders

I have been to this club several times, and have usually been pretty impressed. The staff is very friendly, drinks aren't outrageously priced, and the dancers are far more attractive on average than most of…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Great time but glad I wasn't paying

Some clients took me to this club for a boy's night out. Not usually my idea of a professional activity but I know them well and figured we would have fun. We enjoyed a…

V-Ja's Lounge

Frankfort, New York

Hmmm

What a strange place this is. Stopped in late on a weeknight. Frankfort itself is a one-horse town southeast of Utica that's easy to miss (perhaps mercifully so). Inside, the club looks like the living…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Return visit.

I hadn't been to this club in a while and decided to stop while in Springfield on business. It was later on a weekday afternoon. The club sits in a business/residential neighborhood off…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Slow day, but still some talent

Showed up on a Wednesday afternoon about 4pm. Thought there would be more action. There were about 8 dancers and about the same number of customers. Despite the complete lack of customers almost every daytime…

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

No service

Haven't been to the club in a while so I stopped by with a couple friends on an early Tuesday evening. A dancer that a couple of us used to know came over and chatted…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Don't go early

A friend of mine had an appointment in Toronto and I usually go with him as we end up at several strip clubs afterwards. While at his appointment he dropped me off here as it…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

2 Weekend Night Review

Was recently in Austin for a Bachelor party. We visited on both Friday and Saturday night. I'll write one review, but it was basically same for both. We showed up around 11pm. There was a line…

First visit to a pop-up club

Stopped by the gramercy location and made it before the 10p cutoff when the cover jumps to $40. Entered the back room to see mostly everyone standing around the bar with the ladies dressed in…

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Best club

Best club??

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Lust over a Stripper

Let me start of by saying I typically dont go out alot. I never actually had an actual relationship for this reason and I'm 21 which turns out to be im still a silly horny virgin. This was my second…

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Strippers swinging crossed leg super fast !

I was in a strip CLub just now and one of the strippers was sitting with her legs crossed and she was swinging her crossed leg super fast like she was having a spas moment at times ! Wat…

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No no no nooooo

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Ot: whats your favorite scary movie?

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Atlanta: Follies

Those of you who have personally been to Follies please tell me some suggestions or things I should know to have the best time there possible. I have never been to a club with extras offered....is Follies a big extras…

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demi lovato twerking

yes or nah? http://youtu.be/I2FbWNZ3XTM

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"Atlanta"

One of new shows on the fall TV schedule is called "Atlanta". It involves two cousins who are involved in the rap/hip-hot scene in Atlanta. If it's realistic, they better have at least one scene at a strip club…

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Most Frightening Moment at a Strip Club

What's your most frightening moment at a strip club? One time, a couple years ago, a couple of customers started a fight with each other right next to me at the bar. I was worried that I would get caught…

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Applications to the society of ricks

I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks. If you wish to post on TUSCL with a name that includes "rick"…

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Is it rude for strippers and strip club waitresses to ask for a tip?

i get asked all the time

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@ chessmaster

They are showing Olympic synchronized diving & damn there are some PAWGs competing

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ITC

What's your ATF for ITC and why? FYI, old fuckers

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Follies

I will be in Atlanta for business on a Monday. Is Follies still have alot of girls and still fun on a weekday like a Monday? What time on a Monday is the best time to go?

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Donald Trump "The Art of the Deal"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfeF2iYb9f8 We need to give Hillary equal time. :)

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Taking your wife?

I've always thought it would be hot to get my wife (who has a great rack) to join me in clubbing. Some 4 booby play sounds like lots of fun. We went this past Saturday, she didn't seem…

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Strippers Who Love Porn

I've recently enjoyed some fun conversations with strippers about porn. When asked, "Do you like porn?", dancers in their 20's enthusiastically responded, "Yes!" The young ones even went on to tell me their favorite type of porn. My mid-20s SB,…

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In the Department WTF:

http://patch.com/georgia/sandysprings/sex-toy-ban-upheld-sandy-springs

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Most money a stripper has made in one night?

What's the most money a stripper has told you she made in one night? Did you believe her? One stripper said that in a San Fran club she once made 10K in one night. Another stripper said she once made 8K in…

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Introducing dalcowboyfan

Since Gatorfan has been gone for some time, I have decided to formally take his place with the one-liners. Who am I? You will never figure out my identity. I could be anybody. Here are a few possibilities: "front room…

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The secret to banging a dancer...

I get so tired of seeing this stuff on the internet about trying to pick up strippers or how to get a stripper to fuck. This crap is so bs. First off if a stripper wants to fuck you then…

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Not just fucking but dating

So I just was curious to here you guyses opinions. What do you think is a realistic/appropriate age difference when seeking a girl to date and not just for a quick fuck?

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Bleaching pubic hair

Yesterday I accepted dances from a black chick that was new to me. When she got naked I couldn't help but notice the blond triangle between her legs. It was quite a contrast against her chocolate skin. She told me…

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PP Greenville,SC

I her this club was shut down for 180 due to a simulated sex act. Is this true

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OT: Favre

Even more respect for the man after hearing that induction speech last nighr

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Meeting Pornostars

What pornostar would you be interested in meeting ?

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Female customer hustling drinks in the club

So I take a new business associate to the club and on the way we talk about hustles that go on and he seemed pretty savvy. So I introduced him to a couple of dancers I know and leave…

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UPDATE: HELP!!! :( I like a dancer but not sure if she like me or not

Hey guys I posted my original discussion last week and just wanted to say thanks to all that read and commented! Some helpful and some child like. So to those that was interested I thought I'd catch you up. After our…

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Over 50 topic

Seeing the recent discussions about "low-t" made me wonder how many of my fellow tuscler's find condoms to be erection killers. I've always had a dislike for them, but now I'm over 50, it is almost guaranteed that an…

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Olympic basketball...

I did not know the 40 y/o virgin coached the USA men's team

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Think that I figured out the whale avatar thing.

I probably need one. Just went to a club (review submitted) in which a whale avatar would have been appropriate. Left and went to Hooters. Got more action there. (Leg rub) Can I review Hooters?

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feature dancers

Does anyone know of a good site or other method to see which porn star or features are coming to clubs in your area? so far, the best method I've find is to just check the websites of a few…

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Strip Club Changes

What would you like to see strip clubs change/add/stop that would make a better strip club experience for you? Although I doubt it will ever happen I'd like to see strip clubs allow masturbation while sitting at the tip rail at…

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HERE'S A FIRST

in 20+ years of going to strip clubs all over north america i have never witnessed what i saw last night. flashdancers is one of the most best known strip clubs in all of new york city. mileage is ehh.…

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Am I becoming boring?

My last visit at a nearby club my ATF & were talkin. Shooting up a storm as always. Then out of the blue she says if I ever wanted to be around the other girls I was always welcomed to…

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OG's Las Vegas

I tried to post a review but it kept saying to was too short. I don't know how I could make it longer. I'm a day shift guy and used to be s regular there. I always had…

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"Accidentally"?

Does anyone really believe it was accidental? https://www.yahoo.com/sports/news/olympics-2016-so-team-usa-walks-into-a-rio-brothel-and-040537797.html

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Brazil bicycle race, only 125 miles to go.

Have any of you bicycled that far? I once routinely bicycled 15 to 30 miles at a time but never went more than about 45 miles in a day.

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Careful with the otc

http://www.fox13news.com/news/local-news/185734323-story

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Stripper tastes like iodine

Kinda weirded me out at first but then I'm thinking at least this is sanitary. Bleh!

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You all watching the Olympics opening ceremony?

I is

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Latinas are on another level

I just had to share this with you guys. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't share this with my TUSCL pals https://youtu.be/364P-Zaji78 How could anyone say no to her? How can anyone say she's not a perfect…

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[OT] The Stock Market and the Economy

S&P closes at an all-time high (again!) Over 250k jobs created last month. Stock ticker RICK declares a dividend. Holy fuck are we absolutely doomed! Obviously just a bubble!

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Athletes and celebrities in the strip clubs

Have you personally seen any athletes or celebrities in the strip club? Were they spending a lot of money?

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Yes or no?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BItmC0IhHLr/

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Is mileage and extras the be all end all of clubbing?

Most of the extras clubs are full of undesireables by nature and the ones that aren't are stupid expensive. Yes or no? high mileage non extras clubs the same thing applies to a lesser extent. Maybe I'm bias because the…

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Do I exist?

Gammanu95 said on another thread that I am "most likely a catfish." For those who don't know the meaning of the term "catfish," it's when someone has a fake identity over the internet, posting fake pics etc, to make for…

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KGB

Former CIA Director Michael Morell, accused Donald Trump of becoming an unwitting agent of Russia President Vladimir Putin. Last week under zipman68 thread. I wrote Trump was KGB. @chessmaster asked was I serious. @deuce wrote,i was insane and nearly incoherent. Now what…

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Yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaw!!!

Mixed club, mostly non-white dancers. Tipped the DJ and and made a country music request. Sisters n chicas say, WTF?!

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No one told me.

One of the greatest holiday celebrations http://internationalbeerday.com/

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Worst stripper names: Ricochet Awards

We haven't had a "worst stripper names" discussion in years (at least based on tuscl search). So, in honor of Ricochet https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=44444 what are the worst stripper names you've heard? To me, a bad name is not just…

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Finally Found a 10+

This morning I saw a yahoo story about a girl behind the plate of an Astros game. OMG!!! Terann Hilow Here is a link to her yahoo images. https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A0LEVxkFiKRXs2MAjf9x.9w4?p=Terann+Hilow&fr=yfp-hrmob-813%2CCanary-02&fr2=piv-web&psqn=2

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Do collage going dancers take break in summer

I see many dnacers missing during summer in strip clubs.Are the missing dancers mainly school going dancers? Do they take break in summer since they don't need to attend classes or they might have gone to their home place.

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Cities Think Strip Clubs Are Bad for Neighborhoods. This Study Says Otherwise

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2016/08/04/study_shows_strip_clubs_don_t_bring_down_home_prices_in_seattle.html

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Girls of Suicide Squad - you can only pick one

Cara Delevingne, Margot Robbie, Karen Fukuhara? Watch this video first: https://youtu.be/9usVtKhLVdA For me it boils down to Margot Robbie and Karen Fukuhara... and I'd give it to Karen. I think. It's a photo finish. Now I have…

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"The best"

Has anybody not heard a stripper tell you that she gives "The best" dances, BJs, fucks or prices?

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#BlackVultureLivesMatter

Title says it all. Squawk!

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Haircuts and Happy Endings

So I experienced my first AMPs w/HE over the last few months. I now understand the hype and get why SJG is obsessed. After receiving an enthusiastic HJ after receiving a great quality massage, it got me thinkin'. Wouldn't everything…

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Have you ever neglected to write club reviews?

I have went to so many clubs in the last few months and grabbed so many pairs of tits and ass that I have neglected to report them here. Have you ever done this or do you always report your…

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Some people really need to club

I saw a story tonight about some asshole out East that tossed a pipe bomb at a patrol car. He needs to find other outlets for release. A trip to VIP would help relieve the stress level. Of course,…

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Are there ANY clubs worth the money in Manhattan!?

So I work in the big city and while I like my clubs outside the big apple, I don't want to have to always make it a preplanned trip just to see some ass, tits and a pretty face. Because…

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Hope Solo: Yes or No?

Hot? http://www.gotceleb.com/hope-solo-25-hottest-photos-2012-08-10.html/hopesolohotphotos6

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How often do you think about sex: Part Two

Apparently I don't think about sex as much as everone else. Which led me take a 6 question about "Low T". I answered positive (negative?) to every question. I have all the symptoms: grumpy/moody, lack of…

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Best Stripper Line for VIP

What's the best line a stripper has used to get you to go to the VIP? Did she live up to it? Mine was "Want me to suck your cock? Want to come in my mouth?" She did and I

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Papi_Chulo Mode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qwwaB7xz0U

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OT: participating in Political threads on Tuscl is like masturbation but without

The title says it all!

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A Presidential Candidate We Can All Agree On

In an effort to reduce divisions and bring together all TUSCL brothers and sisters, I have found a presidential candidate we can all agree on. https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/13736942_1056985167724297_933273242_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTMwOTA4ODQyMjY2NTU4ODYwNw%3D%3D.2

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little darlings las vegas - Ricochet

Does anyone know if Ricochet still dances there? I'm in vegas on a tight schedule but will make time to go if she's still there.

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little darlings las vegas - Ricochet

Does anyone know if Ricochet still dances there? I'm in vegas on a tight schedule but will make time to go if she's still there.

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Juicy Fruit check your messages. .

Title says it all

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OTC at Follies

What is a good standerd price I should expect to pay a bitch to come back to my motel room down at follies ? $200 still work or does it cost more ?

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TUSCL politics

This site should be changed to tusclpolitics.com, with the number of political threads here daily. I know election season is near, but God damn this shit is on overload here. Not to mention it's always the same thing here. If…

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Re: Olympics. Liberal Media Once Again Proves They Are Retards

Former Boston Globe (what a surprise) sports writer and columnist Jackie MacMullan thinks Michael Phelps was the WRONG choice to carry the flag and lead the U.S. Olympic team in the opening ceremonies in Rio. Never mind the fact he…

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The short bus!

Whatever happens on the short bus stays on the short bus! A true pimps paradise! The short bus wins again!

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Lost his ring :-)

Guys at work talking about a strip club visit. Young guy claims he was getting some serious FIV going and when he left the club his ring was gone. Swears the stripper clamped down and pulled it off his finger! My…

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Yo' Dougsta, tit-TAY-fag, et al... You morons do know I'm a laughin' AT y'all, d

Let's see how many replies we can get to this! BTW Mikey-man, I'm proud o' yo'. You didn't reply to my last thread! Perhaps you're learnin' that I'm just pokin' at you. Alas, it took you a bit longer to learn…