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I'll start with a summary, goto Cheetah's instead. Or go down to Pompano or Miami.

The last reviewer praised Faith, she's in her late 40's or mid 50's, and he's not wrong, she's in the upper echelon of dancers here. My previous two visits sucked, but I had a colleague in town who had fond memories of a previous visit and asked me to take him back. I warned him of the decline but he insisted. We went on Tuesday night around 11. No parking fee, but $10 a head to get in. Drink prices continue to rise, $13 for call cocktails. Waitresses are shitty to poor, bringing the wrong drinks slowly and with zero apologies or fun. Bouncers patrol the dance area with military precision. The stage lighting is improved, I can tell the race of the dancers on stage and had minimal lights in my eyes.

The girls, marginal at best. I was here for over an hour and zero girls got naked on stage. Half barely took of their tops. It's not like they're the 11's that can get by on looks either. These are 6's or 7's with the 8's standing out. Dances were 10 but barely worth it. I did 4 with 3 different girls. The mileage is piss poor. Twice I had a bouncer spend more than half the shortened song 2 feet away watching me like a hawk. I'm not that demanding from dances, but this was well below south Florida standards. There was way more wanna dance drive bys and general impersonality that is typical of the area, but a few girls did make an effort with us.