Guys at work talking about a strip club visit. Young guy claims he was getting some serious FIV going and when he left the club his ring was gone. Swears the stripper clamped down and pulled it off his finger!
My guess is he took off the wedding ring and lost it in the club, but it made for a great story. Guy had only been married about a month.
I may have lost a wristwatch up there one time, but I can't be sure :-)
Stripper's Kegel Game Level: pickpocket
He should've complained to the manager & insisted he check her vagina - "it's in there, I know it's in there"
:)
I knew I wasn't wearing a ring when i went to the club, but was wearing one when I left, guess I know where it came from now.
When I was married to the lifeless, sexually frigid ball and chain, I was always very careful to keep my wedding ring on and check to be sure that it stayed on. I had enough shit to deal with without having to exlain how my memorial ring of perpetual torrure was lost.
Lol. Somewhere there's a dancer or a house mom who collects those things like a big game hunter collects trophies.
I just bought it at the local pawn shop. Nice ring !!
"I knew I wasn't wearing a ring when i went to the club, but was wearing one when I left, guess I know where it came from now."
Brilliant!
How many fingers did he claim to have in there? I've never heard of anyone fingering with just their ring finger.
