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Best Stripper Line for VIP

fastscrs
Virginia
Thursday, August 4, 2016 11:44 AM
What's the best line a stripper has used to get you to go to the VIP? Did she live up to it? Mine was "Want me to suck your cock? Want to come in my mouth?" She did and I did.

32 comments

  • dallas702
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    8 years ago
    She leaned over and said in my ear, "I need to cum, will you help me?"
  • Mate27
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    8 years ago
    I've gotten them to tell me what they're good at sexually. Inevitably most women believe they are really good at sucking dick, so I've pulled the line "Yeah, right! All chicks think they're the best at that. You're full of shit!" Eventually if you keep the conversation going you're going to have to ask her to prove her skills, and she may or may not oblige. However, once you've gone that far into a conversation on that topic it's either have them put up (or put out) or shut up! It's worked a few times. Admittedly the ones who are great at teasing you along with promise are fun, as they're smiling while doing it the whole time. For those of you guys good with words, try it out as your system and see what works. Lol!
  • MrBater2010
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    8 years ago
    She said she had everything we needed. So yeah she had me at hello.
  • Dominic77
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    8 years ago
    (1) "We can totally do that! But we need to do that in VIP. Is that alright with you?" (2) Yes. Several occasions. One was a denim on denim topless lapdance with her in jeans but otherwise topless onto of me also in jeans. Another was a spanking session with me spanking the stripper. Yes, I actually PAID a stripper to put on MORE clothes and dance for me. No extras.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    These days I rarely take what any stripper says at face value, most will say anything to close a sale - some follow thru & some won't. About 2 months ago I had a thick ebony tell me "do you want the best blowjob of your life", I took her up on it w/o any expectations - she did follow-thru and gave me a porno style BBBJ (licking/sucking my balls, running her large tongue all along the shaft of my penis, licking the head of my dick, and deep deep throating me) and then proceeded to jump on me FCG and fuck the shit out of me - I got the sense she may have done some porn b/c that is how she blew me & fucked me, or maybe she was just a natural at it.
  • larryfisherman
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    8 years ago
    "Let's finish what we started". She was doing handy work in the lapdances.
  • chessmaster
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    8 years ago
    I have had no such vulgar promises directed at me. Then again, the clubs I frequent such vulagarity is uncommon.
  • ime
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    8 years ago
    "Do you want a blowjob, or maybe a lapdance"
  • shadowcat
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    8 years ago
    The most bizarre one was the stripper that always asked me "Do you want to go on a field trip?"
  • MrDeuce
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    8 years ago
    A beautiful new dancer named Kitty came up to me after I had tipped her at the stage and asked "Do you want to go play with Kitty?" As it turned out, all of the playing was with Little Deuce :) This was at a club where extras are certainly available but not obviously so. On the other hand, some favorite lines at straight-up extras clubs include: * I have no gag reflex. * I like to swallow. * I wanna blow you!
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    -->" I have had no such vulgar promises directed at me. Then again, the clubs I frequent such vulagarity is uncommon." Oh. Looks like chessmaster fancy. Oh he fancy.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    Subra - give chess a break - he's a millennial :)
  • JimGassagain
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    8 years ago
    I just ask them if they have "A hot pocket?" Either it's hot, or it's not!
  • Subraman
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    8 years ago
    My favorite line was from an insanely sexy, sultry stripper, which is why it worked. I can imagine 9 out of 10 girls, a line like this would be a turn-off. But from her, it was instant sproing-oing-oing: "I'm going to make you cum ALL OVER"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I've gotten the old "I wanna suck your dick" a few times - I gotta admit I do like it when women are direct when it comes to sex rather than pretending to be all bashful and stuff.
  • GoVikings
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    8 years ago
    I need to get to high mileage clubs more often than I do. Never in my SC experiences have I had dancers be as direct as some of these lines I'm reading
  • JohnSmith69
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    8 years ago
    That's easy. She said "I have no gag reflux." When I didn't immediately agree to VIP, she added "and I swallow."
  • lopaw
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    8 years ago
    I've had several say that they wanted to lick my pussy, which got me into VIP faster than usual.
  • MrDeuce
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    8 years ago
    What's the big deal? I have a pussy at home who licks herself.
  • MrDeuce
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    8 years ago
    JS, I don't want my fellatrices to have *any* kind of reflux!
  • lopaw
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    8 years ago
    @MrDeuce - if I could do that too I wouldn't have any reason to leave the house.
  • MrDeuce
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    8 years ago
    @lopaw - :)
  • Ch3ll
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    8 years ago
    The best line I heard was, "I bet I can show you something you've never seen before.". She didn't show me anything out of the ordinary, but it was a first. She'd bounce one ass cheek at a time depending on which one I picked. Beyond that it was just fun getting dances from her.
  • rl27
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    8 years ago
    Here are a few I recall. "Ready for the best blowjob you ever had?" I replied back, I have heard that many times, and she replied back, "If you don't cum it's free." During a regular lap dance, "lets head upstairs so I can feel that hard cock inside me."
  • Papi_Chulo
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    8 years ago
    I can only wonder what the StripperWeb girls think when they read a thread like this, LOL
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    Stripperweb girls shit their pants while reading this
  • crazyjoe
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    8 years ago
    I will do the whole dance with my mouth
  • Cowboy12
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    8 years ago
    I must be going to the wrong clubs! Not had any offers like this at my local clubs.
  • gammanu95
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    8 years ago
    It's a toss-up, and neither delivered. Both times, it was more what she looked like than what she said. The first was a hot little Asian chick with big fake tits in Houston who said "I wanna make you cum," and didn't. The second was a DS (in looks) at Gold Club in Tampa, who said "You're coming with me to the VIP" softly into my ear, and then made me keep my hands to myself for three songs.
  • runrdude
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    8 years ago
    While getting handsy at the tip rail she said "I give a great massage in the back" dramatic pause "With my mouth" This was in a club where extras are quite unusual.
  • georgmicrodong
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    8 years ago
    The most memorable to me is the girl who was honest. I asked if she sucked dick, and she said yes. Then I asked, "Are you any good." She paused for a second, and said, "Well, guys cum when I do it, and say I am, but beyond that, I don't really know." She was actually only mediocre to start with, but she took direction well, and ended up being one of the better ones I've been with.
  • footballguy
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    8 years ago
    Stripper (during a lap dance): Have you ever titty fucked a girl before? Me: No but I've always wanted to. Stripper: Do you want to titty fuck me in the VIP room and cum all over my tits? I took her up on the offer and she loved up to her promise Another time during a lap dance with a different stripper with a perfect body and nice big fake tits: (I ask how much she charges for VIP, she replies with double the standard amount) Me: I repeat back the amount as if I'm asking a question. Stripper: yes $200...but that's all inclusive and I have everything we need. (shows me a condom). She too lived up to her promise.
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