A Presidential Candidate We Can All Agree On

He wants to legalize marijuana but his street corner already has a weed problem

Good point, after he sells enough dope, he can pay to have the corner cleaned up. Unless he is man enough to do it himself. LOL

Finally. I'd vote for him.

Ace!

I especially like the sign saying he need "campain" funds!

Well, no one said he needs a brain, look at the Donald.

I can get behind that platform. What do we call the party?

I'm willing to cut him a break on the brain part vincemichaels. Perhaps it is something like the way "Dunkin Donuts" removes the "g". Somehow, I actually prefer eating doughnuts from Dunkin's than from a place called "Dunking".

And "Donuts" actually seems more brilliant than "Doughnuts"!

^ when you write it that way, it makes them seem to be lighter in calories with less fat. Maybe this presidential candidate is the same way. A campaign without all the fat.

Call it the Short Bus platform. And we can all get on!!!!

HGR: I could see that one taking off.

Get on the bus.

Motorhead, you should be on the stage.....................sweeping it !

Here, here, 4got2wipe, I watch the news about the hilarious inane things the 2 running do. I have changed my campaign to switch to supporting "Juice" for President !!