Applications to the society of ricks

Aug 7, 2016, 5:31 PM

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

I would like everybody to know that use of the name "rick" is restricted to the honorable society of ricks, which is governed by the council of ricks.

If you wish to post on TUSCL with a name that includes "rick" you should really run it by the council. I think rickthesawwhet will be willing to process applicants. Just send a photo of yourself wearing your sharpest suit to the owl. Then you can expect a visit from an owl, a vulture, and a falcon, all wearing sharp suits.

You will then treat my three emissaries to a night of sexy female hairless apes and drunk driving. If they have fun they will issue your membership card.

ROAR!

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Supremeruler9 years ago

Fuck you rickthelion. I was thinking of joining the cat revolution but now NOPE!

rickthelion9 years ago

I'm sorry to hear that chessmaster. You've always seemed like a good hairless ape and we would be glad to have you on our side -- as long as you know your place.

Just remember the hierarchy: cats > other mammalian carnivores > vultures > raptors (except eagles, who are too big for their britches) > sharks > apes with hair > hairless apes

But don't fret, the cats will be your benevolent overlords. Some of my best friends are hairless apes and I really like banging the sexy female hairless apes with my BSLC. Just ask John Smith's DS.

ROAR!

vincemichaels9 years ago

Shit

motorhead9 years ago

Rick the Sea Cucumber wants to be Secretary of Agriculture

bing.com

ATACdawg9 years ago

Sounds more like the Society of Dicks.....

Supremeruler9 years ago

rickthelion on ignore. be wathcing for a hairless ape with an ak ready to go wildebeast on you.

Mate279 years ago

^^^^ Will you be making that a 2 AMer?

rockstar6669 years ago

Ricktheprick....yes? No?

Hugh_G_Rection9 years ago

I'll take a dozen of those applications. I need something to put thru the shredder and line the birdcage with.

Hugh_G_Rection9 years ago

In the past I haven't believed in the ignore feature. Maybe Chessmaster has the right idea- but only if there is a global Ignore flag like "Rick the . " . The so called Glorious Cat revulsio...I mean revolution would come to a screeching halt!