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Looks like Juice won't be talking about gun safety on his vlog...

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Video that broke the Internet: Colombian chica Kendra Roll

Today for your viewing pleasure we have a video of Colombian adult model Kendra Roll walking on the street and then taking a shower. Weirdly she starts her shower bethonged, but at some point the thong magically disappears (3:00): http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/kendra-roll-flashing-on-the-street_89663.html Here…

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Voter ID?

Yes or no? Title says it all. Me, I can't think of any reason why you should be able to vote without it, so definitely yes!

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OT: Simone Biles

Man - it's freakish how high that little girl can jump in the air doing those tumbling routines on the floor excercise - she has legs like a football player

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Lord Have Mercy

Juice your Hillbilly coffee girls are alright, but I will take this. Anastasia Kvitko https://www.instagram.com/p/BJCIeWEByHz/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko. https://www.instagram.com/p/BH3Zox9h2t7/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko https://www.instagram.com/p/BEoXW3mqIxD/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko https://www.instagram.com/p/BEnCD0aKIxF/?taken-by=anastasiya_kvitko

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[OT] Quicken Loans?

Can good things still come out of Detroit? Anyone have experience working with these guys? Would you recommend?

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Survival in the strip club.

While in the club, it pays to be on your game. Back when we had the Detroit meetup, I stopped in The Flight Club, before, to reconnoiter a few times and met jackslash there once. The following visit when I…

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OT: 110m Hurdles Semis

Holy shit - did u see tbe Haitian guy eat-it on the 1st-hurdle - I'm not one to find that type of shit funny but that was kinda funny (talk about the agony of defeat) - hope he's alright.

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White European girl(Russian, Polish, Eastern Europe) for BJ'a

Hey guys, I signed for back rub but still can't find what I am looking for it seems that in clubs my best bet if a hj if at all. Anyone could help me out?

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@mikey aka @gammanu95 why are you so obsessed with me and @NinaBambina and @san_

he has created the @zipperhead crap alias to harrass me and i wouldnt be surprised if he is creating other aliases to harrass others. in fact i suspect @san_jose_gay is also an @mikey alias. i will have to deplay my…

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New York City

Where is the best clubs in the city to get private lap dances at

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OTC missteps?

I've been trying to improve my OTC game, but the results haven't been great. There were a couple of situations where OTC might have been on the table, but I wasn't sure, and I didn't follow up on it. Situation A:…

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Top 100 clubs

I was scanning the top 100 list and I have been in some of those clubs and would not return. I have only been in one of the top 10 and several of the top 100. The one in the top 10…

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Massage Parlour in Vegas

Hey guys, I just joined, and I would like to know more about massage parlors in vegas.

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Heading to Vegas. Where should I go?

I'm headed to Vegas for the weekend. been many times but never to the strip clubs. Where should I go? Are most of them extra-friendly? Let me know thanks!

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Full retard

https://youtu.be/lOx4iftdy0c

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Exits

How many of you take note of where the exits are in a club. All clubs have the potential for trouble. I note where the exits are in case i need to bail quickly. I also always keep track of the…

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The Camera's in the Club

You ever wonder if they keep copies of the camera's in the club. In particular the ones in the private rooms. I was surprised when a dancer at club near me told me after we had done a…

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Man gets 35 years in prison for fatal shooting outside Denver strip club

From his photo, you can tell the killer "was a regular at the strip club." http://www.denverpost.com/2016/08/15/pts-showclub-denver-fatal-shooting-sentence/

Stewies

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Alwayd a mixed Bag

As my I title says i always find stewies a mixed bag. Due to my off day work schedule is am never able to hit clubs at peak times which in some cases has been…

Oasis

Baltimore, Maryland

It could be better

I went for lunch and not soon as i arrived a young dancer came over and started a conversation, she was cute but then I noticed some huge bump by her lips. She was getting…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Stopped in after a night at...

Stopped in after a night at the ballpark. It'd been a while since I've been here due to a not so fun night due to an unruly customer, but I thought I'd give it another…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Saturday Visit

I visited Bottoms Up Saturday after midnight. They were charging $20 to park in the lot outside the club (it is normally $10 on other weekends I've been here) because some rap group was…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I love this neighborhood joint because...

I love this neighborhood joint because its a neighborhood joint not an "upscale gentleman's club" type of place filled with fake tits and a wallet vacuum. Penns Port you can stop in for lunch, get…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sapphires Las Vegas

Stopped by Sapphires in Las vegas on friday 8/12. Took a taxi at 1am and cover was $45. you can call them to pick you up with limo for free cover. Walked inside and plenty…

Glass Slipper

Boston, Massachusetts

My friends were visiting Boston and...

My friends were visiting Boston and we decided to see some strip clubs. We were deciding between this one and the one next door Centerfolds, and we just chose this one since the cover was…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Crappy management

I walk in with a few of my friends (2 african american young men & 1 latin american young lady) we get our ids scanned and pay the entry fee ($30, no worries). We walk in…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

It's not bad

Was there with some friends, and it wasn't a bad visit. Price wise it's tough to complain, and same goes for drink prices. Thought the dancer quality left something to be desired though,…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Still The Best

This place has been consistently the best club in the LA area for twenty years. Beautiful girls, easy dance pay system, unlike Deja Vu for many years, and faux-elegant atmosphere. The place can often be…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

great place

this place definitely exceeded expectations...after a long day and week of work i came here and was greeted very nicely...every girl gives you attention has if they known you for years...i definitely will be returning…

P1

Budapest, Hungary

Be smart and you can get your money's worth

I decided to visit this club on a Friday evening as it was highly recommended by the locals. Tips: 1. They offer free pickup to the club from your hotel. Make use of it and remember it's…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Evening visit

First time here at night, around 8:00. Still no valet, $10 cover and $10 drink w/tip. Also a &10 tax to go in the back for a dance. Still no smoking in…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Should have visited at the start - not end - of my trip!

I arrived about 4:30 on a Friday. The day went from slow to interesting to an ATF. There was the expected $5 valet. I got in for free with a printout of a pass…

Temptations

Bohemia, New York

Bleh

Was visiting from out of town, thought I'd see what NY clubs are like. This one was close to my airport/hotel. Easy to find. Pulled into the parking lot and almost didn't go in....…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

cc

Stopped into club cabaret to meet friend for meal.. It was about 6 pm. There were only about three dancers. One blond was very cute and friendly. She (like others before) spent more time on…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Worth it, sometimes mechanical though

Had a business trip to Atlanta and reading the reviews here made me prepared for Follies. Unfortunately I couldn't get onto the club until 5 pm. Got an uber and driver was excited looking at…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

day versus night

Visited on a weeknight versus my more typical afternoon visit. At night, there is of course the door fee and I was told VIP fee, but I had the dancer take that out of…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Big, Well Lit

Nice place. Friendly staff. Getting in is like getting on an airplane, pat down and metal detector - which is actually OK with me. Well it parking lot. The girls were…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Pleasant Surprise

Stopped in while traveling through. Girls were good. Cherry Pie was excellent! A bit of a strange location, but close to the highway. Seemed like not the greatest of areas, but never felt unsafe. I enjoyed my…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Mechanical

I made my first visit to BML after reading the reviews here. So I was prepared for how dark it was, but not for how mechanical it seemed. After my eyes adjusted I made…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Good value for your money but subpar dancers

The club appearance/decor is okay, but they can definitely use new chairs. There were 8 girls when I was there. Most of them were 6-7's and they were larger in size in comparison…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Diamond Girls

I visited this club in the early evening on a Monday. The area looks to be a safe location in what seems to be in a rural area. They have a smoking area outside in…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time here

I walked in around 4:15 in the afternoon. Nobody at the door when I arrived to take a cover charge, so I just walked in. As it was my first time here, I…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Good time at TD's North late Saturday Afternoon

I dropped by TD’s North Saturday afternoon just before 5:00PM. That is a good time to go as they start charging cover at 5:00PM (although one can get a free coupon from their web page),…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

OK change of pace

Visited DV on a weekday afternoon with some time to kill. Only a few customers, and a fair number of dancers. Unfortunately, not may caught my eye. Typical strip club music, until…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Nice place, better dancers in the evening

Have not been to the bush in a while, but I guess it has improved a bit. The girls during the day are the typical MILF types and they get younger and tighter at night.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A Kid in a Candy Shop

First time in Phoenix, stopped by the famous HiLiter and had to take a moment to make sure what I was seeing was real. The establishment itself is nothing super special. But there is simply…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

KC MO

Went to this club while I was in KC on business. I drove in and found parking quite easily in the big parking lot in front. Walked in and they had a mall-like lobby vibe…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

Good Time at this club

So I haven't been to a strip club in awhile and my friend said there were a lot of "bad b*tches" in this club. After arriving, and taking a look at the talent, I was…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Two times in one day

Had a free day and was hot enough for me to seek some A/C. Went there twice in one day. Physically, been described pretty well in the past. Easy parking. Spacious club for the area.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Visit

We stopped by after playing golf. Paid $5 to valet car and $5 each to enter the club. It was so dark that I bumped into a guy at the entrance. Staggered…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Same old DEAD day shift

Day shift here should probably end. Girls stroll in as they please between noon and 2. Same old girls who need to retire. Came planning to get a 15 min VIP because I don't have…

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Good Place

The club looks really small from the outside. I hesitated to even stop because there were a bunch of thug looking types hanging around in front, so I drove past, turned around, and pulled in…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I can honestly say that this...

I can honestly say that this place is consistent. It's not the most luxurious place you'll ever go. But the girls are friendly and straight up with you. While it isn't in the best neighborhood…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Meh

Overall, it wasn't that great of a visit. $40 per song I was quoted by the only two dancers who spoke to me for lap dances is overpriced considering it's the FL panhandle. The dancers,…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

I have been down here in...

I have been down here in Pensacola for about a month now and after previous visits to Artey's Angel and Lookers, This place is by far the best Pensacola has to offer. It's locate in…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

This place has changed...not for the better.

Living in Cincy this is a pretty long drive for me but I would make the trip every month or so because it was a good club for "mileage" for the dollar. Well things have…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Roman Orgy

This must be what Roman Orgies were like, except only the women are naked, the guys are all clothed. First of all, when you walk in the club, it is not too dark to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Come here for the show

Look, if you've come to TJ, then you're either coming here or to Adelita. They are both good, but the vibes are different. You know Adelita by name, and you probably already know…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

My oh my!

My buddy and I decided to take the afternoon off after a delivery so we to a trip to the Red Parrot. It has been a few weeks since we have been out.…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

BLUSH - Since the Remodel

It's been almost 10 years since I wrote a Blush review, so since they've remodeled the whole place I figured it was time. Overall, the new atmosphere I must say is top notch.…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Ehh

Got there and it took 45 minutes for the dancer to get in the room. I dont remember her name but she nust stunk like she didnt shower for three days. The place was so…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

Better than expected

Was in town on business looking to kill some time after dinner and had heard about this place and decided to go. first off, cover is STEEP for a weekday. Got inside, one girl on…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Brief Uneventful Visit to see feature Lisa Licious

Driving by and saw on their marquee that a feature dancer, Lisa Licious, was performing. I had some free time tonight, so I decided to stop in and check her act out. Arrived after midnight,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

The hype was real...

I find myself in vegas at least once a month for work and this is my first time hitting up SR. I always steered away from it because i heard it was expensive and…

Mints

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Renovated Mints

Mints has undertaken a renovation since the last time I was there a few years back. This comes complete with a name change, though I have already forgotten what the new name is. Renovations look…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Feature Lisa Licious

Headed over to fantasy world hoping to catch the feature dancer, Lisa Licious. Arrived after midnight, usual ID check and wand at the door. Cover was $13, but used online coupon for 1/2 off admission.…

Mr. Lucky's

Columbia, South Carolina

Multiple Weekends at Mr Lucky's in Columbia Sc

Ok, so I've been to Mr. Lucky's in Columbia probably 30 times more than I've should. The club is located off of Broad River, which isn't really the best side of town. The building looks…

Filly's Gentlemens Club

Lafayette, Indiana

Diamond in the rough!

A few months have passed since my last visit, but I had a nice visit the other night about a week ago. The bar is one of the nicest I've seen. Cover is…

La Zona Rosa

Dallas, Texas

Really fun

A few friends and I were in Dallas to party for a few days, this was the first time I had been to Dallas and I had a blast! My friends and I left the…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Just felt like gettin' some

I left my old job on a Friday, got my five months of severance and unused vacation time, and was starting a new gig on a Monday. During the weekend in between, it's safe…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

different type of club

So this is not your normal type of strip club.... by this I mean the club appears old, and the clientele are not of the high flashy type. it's more like an old bar…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Mind blowing

I had to go back to this club something told me I'd have a great time and I was right. It was around 9 at night when I got here, parking lot had a few…

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skip cover charge with elevator trick (NOT)

Cover is $20 at this SC. No drink minimum. I went to a SC where in the lobby there are 4 doors. Door 1, to sidewalk. Door 2 to main floor. Door 3 to coat check (dead end AFAIK) Door 4,…

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Anyone watch Sports Jeopardy on NBCSports?

I actually got 7 in a row right. But I;m fully aware that if I was actually on the show, I probably would have choked

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Lap Dance Playlist

Someone may have asked this question already, but what would you guys ideally want to hear during a set of lap dances? Does it matter? I'm sure you all couldn't give a shit, but here's mine: Pony by Ginuwine Liars Inc. By Freakhouse Brain…

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Lorena Bobbit and JS69

JS69 is a cool guy, i like him but one of his recent threads concern me. One of his babes is sounding needy, and should he upset her enough, I hope she doesn't Bobbit him.

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Young Olympians

We're used to seeing young gymnasts. Young swimmers. But young track athletes? Not that common. A 17-year high school girl just ran in the 400m hurdles. And bonus points for being cute too.

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ATF Break Long Enough- Cont'd

She has been so sweet! Whenever she shows signs of backsliding, I can back off. I can say no and walk away, no drama, no bs, been there done that. You guys were right, a break made all…

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Romantic Mobile Tracking

My OTC partner last night had an app on her phone that she used to track her SO and he could track her too, all on a map in real time with both of their locations pinpointed. It was…

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Strip club Vlog coming to youtube soon ....

Been working out all the details on how I could respectively do a strip club YouTube vlog channel. I will have to pre call the club owner manager to get a empty club tour with my camera but it would…

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Stripper kissing me

Yesterday. First had 4 dances with this super hot stripper. She just starated her shift. I was in trance after those dances and told the the same. She hugged me and kissed me on lips like quick French kiss.No…

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Sex and the PL: How Kinky Have You Gotten?

I have to admit, after years of having sex with several women it starts to get a little routine. Over the past few years I've pushed the envelope when it comes to sexual experiences. Usually strippers can be…

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Sherriff Clarke sounds like the leader blacks should have...

Obama and Sharpton and others are useless That is all Gaca and Nina

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Complimenting a dancer

Have you ever complimented dancers? Usually dancers compliment customers(fake or real) to get dances. I compliment on her looks ,body,talking style or attitude. I don't know if it results in them more sexy lap dance and allow more touching .

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Ratio of good vs dissapointing/bad trips

What is your ratio of good vs bad strip club visits? For those that go to one or a few clubs regularly, how many bad visits before you drop them?

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Pregnant Dancer YES! or NO!

I recently read a review of a club with an obviously pregnant dancer (more the 4 months along). 1] Are you so grossed out you leave the club and complain? 2] Do you say OK her choice and ignore her thinking she…

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Would You Move to Access Better Strip Clubs?

I've always often debated this. I have no reason to leave where I live now (wifey has a good job, so do I - and they can't be easily replaceed) but if I did, I would try to go…

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Washington DC/Virginia area

Does anyone have suggestion of a nice club in DC/Virginia area? There are not a lot of reviews. I'm in a wedding party that will be there labor day wknd and the bachelor is not getting a formal…

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Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Nearly empty club

Went here on a rainy day, pay my cover and of course the bouncer neglected to tell me there was only 1 girl working that night. While i was the only client, she was not…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Another Day at the Bird

Whenever I have business in the OC I try and stop by here. It was a weekday afternoon and pretty dead. There were 3 or 4 other dudes and a handful of ladies. One by…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Great Atmosphere and Value

I travel to ABQ for work often, and always try to find time to visit TD's North. The dancers are great, because they aren't too pushy but when you are ready for a dance,…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Coming Soon

Back to the Blue, on a hot afternoon. Usual $5 cover. About 1:30pm and there's only 10, at most, custies and as many dancers. The big news about this place is now they are charging…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Was able to coordinate my business...

Was able to coordinate my business travel to stay within driving range of PH. My ATF was not there to my disappointment! First of all there was a new security presence at the…

Nikita's Gentlemen's Club

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Friday visit then follow up

First stop in was a Friday late afternoon, had to at least check the place out after all I've read and the fact that there is another Bridgeport option is nice. There is a parking…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

wonderful night

I live 2 hours away everytime I'm in Springfield I try to come. I got there at 10 pm, there were about 20 people inside. A lot of dancers, many with gentlemen.…

Whiskey a Go-Go

Vaughan, Ontario

A fun way to spend a night in the Toronto area

This place is in an industrial district outside of Toronto with not much else around, but once you find it, it delivers. Got here right around 1 in the morning on a Saturday night so…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

Hot night

I got to the club about 8pm. parking lot was pretty crowded already, but safe. I go inside there was a lot of people, but I was able to get a good seat…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Friday Scam

I arrived at the club about 1 pm on a Friday afternoon. I took a seat at the downstairs bar. The bartender was given much attention to her regular customers. I was looking…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Improvement of the dancers

Like I have said in previous reviews, a good place for a cold beer. Most times I would go after work and be gone by 7. Started to go a few nights after 1130 and…

Georgie's Girls

Tallmadge, Ohio

Overpriced Fatties

To counter the one good review this place received I'm going to throw in my opinion. This joint scucks. Once a year they get a decent looking dancer but the rest of the time nothing but fatties…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Best club in jersey

The hottest girls and best hands on lap dances make GoGo Rama the #1 strip club I have been to. You take a number like at a deli to get a full contact lap dance…

Cheetah's of Florence

Florence, South Carolina

Surprisingly delightful in Florence

A great meal in revitalized downtown was my first surprise so was wanting an extended evening. Saw this club earlier on drive to hotel so said let's give it a try. Parking is…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

dayshift gets 2 thumbs up

If you’ve read my previous reviews you already know I have issues with the Palazio night shift. Although there’s usually no shortage of beautiful women, many of them have attitudes and I have trouble dealing…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Over 10 dancers?

Unbelievable that over 8 dancers and some new girls. Got dances from Chloe, very nice and really sexual, even if she says she prefers girls. Nice body too. Katya was busy as well but got…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, Michigan

Consistent, By the rules

One thing about this club is that it is very consistent and dependable with its product. Nothing changes much over the years, and that is a good thing. However, also consistent are the dancers that…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Getting better

I was a frequent visitor of the Rick's back in the old days and for that reason I never really warmed up to the new club. I prefer a little more laid back atmosphere than…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Recently visited this past Saturday, but...

Recently visited this past Saturday, but I've been here a few times before very sporadic. To be honest, this place itself is not bad. the bar setup is the same (they were not recently closed…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

A rare miss a Follies

I had somewhere to be but was in the Follies neighborhood around 11:30AM, so ... aw, fuck it. Grabbed a parking spot in the shade before the valet. No cover but got a cursory…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I had a great time

The layout of Baby Dolls is pretty interesting! I bought a $5 beer from an ice bucket immediately upon entering. I was there around 5p on a Wednesday and the place had several customers, but…

Temptations Gentlemen's Club

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Low rating, but promising club

Don't be fooled by my low rating. Yes, the number of girls on a Sunday after midnight was low. Yes, the club was raggedy as hell. It kind of reminded me of a…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Daisy Dooks: A Solid Choice

I had never been to a strip club before and I visited with a couple friends from my fraternity who convinced me to go. Was a bit awkward at first but the staff was pretty…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Pretty good day shift.

I went to brads brass flamingo around 5 on Sunday afternoon. Cover was $5. Pretty lively inside with a good number of patrons and dancers, particularly for a Sunday evening. The stage has 3 poles…

Angels Club

Copenhagen, Denmark

Front row service and exclusive treatment

Visited Angels Club together with my business partners after a visit in Copenhagen. The experience and atmosphere at the place was really nice and recommendable. The club offers two types of areas, one where you…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Not bad for a Tuesday

Went on a Tuesday evening as I was driving back to the hotel and this was literally across the street from my hotel. Wasn't too bad of an experience, pretty good nice night. Since it…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Copped some feels

Aight, this how it went down. Get in was $20. Came at like 3am or so. Had caught an Uber there, lit offa bacardi black, appleton, crown apple. Was feeling too good. Anyways, big skrippa club. Nice…

Splendor

Houston, Texas

It has been awhile

Been awhile since I visited this northwest side club. I was hoping to see some of my old favorites but they have since moved on. There are still lots of dancers and…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

spunkgirls

This Club puts most other clubs to SHAME. I've visited many clubs across North America, because as a man with exceptional spitfire, I feel it is my Duty. Chicks Kick Ass!! only the…

Wild Wild West Gentlemen's Club

Salina, Kansas

Fun Club

Been in this place many times over the years. Pretty much the same every time, with anywhere from 10-20 girls a night, no matter which night. Lap dances are only $20 bucks with…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

An Afternoon at Vic's

I used to come to VIc's a lot when I was younger cause it the place for the best value period. Nothing like getting some drinks with some fine black women all up on…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Lindsay

Leaving motor city casino at about 9:15pm decided to stop by Cricket on the way home. I thought about BT's but I feel more welcome in this club, owners are pretty cool and it's kind…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

In and out

Quality is not in abundance. A lot of cellulite. There are the occasional diamonds in the rough. Mostly Latino/Hispanic as the club is in Dover. Everyone says they are from Brazil. It's usually not very crowded…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

Dropped by for a visit

This is a hard club to find. You will have to be looking for it and no accident if you stumble in. It is in an industrial area and next door to a swingers club.…

Topeka Sports Cabaret

Topeka, Kansas

Tiny Adorable Lapdance

Just gotta say this was by far one of my best experiences at a club. Got a dance from this new girl. Very cute and tiny framed. She is amazing. I'll def be back if…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Not impressed

Maybe this was an off night but my first time here will most likely be my last. There is nothing wrong with the club in terms of appearance or location but they are lacking dancers.…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

First timer - Great time

Making it habit on business trips to visit the best establishment in the the local area. Tootsies is it for the Miami area for sure. Took an Uber from my Miami Beach hotel which was…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Thursday afternoon

Had not been here in a while because it seems as if it has been the same girls every time. Was actually planning on going to H8 but the parking lot was almost completely…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Near airport

So my fellow buddy in the business lives in Jersey, and since I was flying into Newark he offers to pick me and my brother up. Dave lives with his mom, and therefore even though…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Sirens

Sirens is located in a nice, well lit, well traveled commercial area, so no safety issues going in. Arrived about 9:30 on a Sunday evening. There the parking lot was almost empty.…

Amadeus

Juárez, Chihuahua

Good Friday Night

Hello Again. I was able to visit Amadeus after a night out with my friends, i dont usually go with friends but this time we were celebrating a bday. We got in and the place was packed.…

Peaches Gentlemen's Club

Cabot, Arkansas

Not what I was expecting but ok for small town

Went to peaches on a Sunday. Heard they had been making some changes so I decided to stop thru. We went about midnight. Pretty dead. Lot of dancers seem to be coming in and customers…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great club, will be back.

This was my first trip to a SC in southern Florida. The club itself is nicely done, however it feels smaller than it is because of the number of girls ( good) and customers, good…

Crystal Cafe

Farmingdale, New York

A strange place

First time visitor to club and when you walk in its so dark you can't see a thing. No one is dancing with 4-5 girls with guys at bar. It seems everyone knew everyone and…

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, Virginia

Headlights/JB's

One side is the bikini bar with full bar, the other is pasties with beer only. The bikini side is kind of lame, I prefer the pastie side. I've been a few times and had…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

No Fun this Trip

I called ahead to see if Daisy was working and I was told she was gone. I then asked for Ellie, whom I haven't seen before but based on descriptions seemed like someone I…

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best club in Portland for girls with tats

Looking for best club in Portland area if you're really into ink on white girls. Thanks

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I've discovered the penile fountain of youth

If you are over 50, then you have already experienced, or will most likely soon experience, some degree of ED issues. This is usually not a big deal because ED meds work well. But for me at least, it's…

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Perfect Ending? Last Time in a Strip Club

If the next time at a strip club was going to be your last, how would you want it to go?

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When Dancers Waitress

Had a weird experience today when I popped into the club. The waitress was a dancer who has been working there a while - for my SD guys, her stage name is Pandora. As a dancer she tends to come…

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Porn and masturbation

Do you still use porn and masturbate if you go clubbing regularly (like, once a week or more)?

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Suicidal man credits Hong Kong with saving his life

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/ Or was it Adelitas?

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Juice conspiracies that you believe

Go ahead and Let's get this out in the open I herd that the juice now is a different juice that started this account ? Funny shit...

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2 New Articles posted

HaHa mikey :)

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OT: Men's 100 meter finals

Damn that Usain Bolt is a different species - for a second there I thought American Gatlyn had'm but Bolt just seems to have another gear no-one else has and ended up winning it definitively.

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OT: Car Talk and needing wisdom droped into my life on a choice i need to make t

I usually buy $5,000 cars from those no credit pay her car lots and pay them off in a year to two years and keep the car on avg around three to four years. Usually I don't have much of a…

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OT: Olympics Crime in Rio

Well-known Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte & 3 others were robbed at gun-point while he and 3 others were riding back to the Olympic Village in a taxi after a late-party - reportedly the robbers were dressed as policemen w/ long-guns…

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sex in a stripclub.

I admit it is great having consensual sex where it's legal. butt... where it's not legal? it's one of the things that I find titillating about having consensual sex in a strip club or night club or…

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[OT] How is san_jose_guy Able to Type so Fast?

I can't even think as fast as he can type.

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Multiple Choice

What is a "Long Ping"? A. NASA receiving data from Voyager I B. Juices' name for his winkie dinkie C. The Chinese women's volleyball coach

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Sorta OT. Meth.

I just heard a report on CBS radio, national news, that my home state of Michigan led the country last year in meth production busts. I knew a dancer at Players' Club, who'd leave during her shift, return about a…

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Does anyone know where Zara works?

Can anyone help me out? I am looking for a dancer that I clicked with at the Rhino in COI in L.A. area. She used to work there frequently but I haven't seen her in months and have been trying…

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I should know better, but it feels so good.

Hooked on a local (Detroit area) stripper. WTF am I thinking? I'm having one hell of a lot of fun with her OTC, so far financially it's not hurting me (2 years into this) but the problem is I'm beginning…

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Chasing chubbies

Fuck this shit. I'm about to become a chubby chaser. Who else chases civi chubbies?

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Karaoke club rapist sought

http://www.qchron.com/editions/north/karaoke-club-rapist-sought/article_aec71eec-5fd7-11e6-b1b2-536059ecee92.html karaoke club=no gaijin allowed strip club?

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Have you ever been caught logging into TUSCL?

This morning I was checking out the posts and logged into my account and was typing away in my own thoughts, when I looked behind me to see my 7 year old daughter watching me. She asks "what are you…

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TUSCL in 10 years aka 2026

Thank about it...juice aka me will be 45 Don chulo 55 Some other guys 65 And the old guys now will be dead....sorry Vince Am also sure alot of other will drop off and new faces will be added It's going to be funny…

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Wife has court win after husband spends $177k on strippers

Wives never want their husbands to have any fun. http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/08/14/09/39/wife-has-court-win-after-husband-spends-177k-on-strippers

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OT: Saw a great meme

"Democrats say: 'Everyone who supports Trump is a racist'. By that logic, everyone who supports Hillary is a criminal." Remember: if this makes you angry, that is because the truth always upsets liberals. Flame on, pussies.

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Sex, head and Red

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJF4A3AA-Qt/

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Poledancer pics are back :) enjoy you sick mfr;s

http://imgbox.com/g/EXTngdMkY6

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OT but a Mens health question so still relatable

At what age did you notice you could no longer trust a fart and ass wetness was an issue ? Funny yes but a very serious question

The Other Nut to Bust

I've been steady clubbing for almost two years. I average once or twice a week, can easily guess I've blown $25k in that short amount of time, so as far as hours put in I'm probably 7 years more than a casual goer. So many times here I've heard that the reason men go to strip clubs is to live out their fantasy. The strippers are hot girls who wouldn’t normally talk to a PL in the real world, but there, in the club he can pay for her time and affection. The dream of fucking hot strippers vanished after the first few interactions, and after finding out how relatively common doing so was. Got to the point where I turned into…

Current State of the Strip Club Scene in Atlanta

Many TSUCLers have asked me questions about various strip clubs in the Atlanta area, and have responded with requested information. But it is time to put together a more thorough description and article of the the strip club scene in the greater Atlanta area. Unfortunately it is turning for the worse (with one notable exception). First some background information is required to understand what and why this is happening. Here is the background information. The greater Atlanta area is composed of several counties. Most counties have an affluent and a deadbeat part. The affluent part has gotten tired of supporting the deadbeat part with their tax dollars. It is politically incorrect and infeasible for the affluent…

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Chat rooms: a new perspective for me

Admitting this makes me feel more PLish than usual. I have been watching cam girls. And I frankly used to look down upon guys who visited cam sites as uninformed. Sorry. I was rong. In fact cam sites can…

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The next time a stripper ask me "what do you do for a living?" Im going to take

And tell them I'm running guns then ask them "would they like to buy?" Lol Masterfully displayed and short bus educated

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Price of a "Private Dance"

Tonight I asked my CF if she ever did "private dances". She demurred with a smile and said "only in the VIP lounge". However, as she looked back at me, she gave me a quote of $20,000. I…

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Some Crazy Shit tonight

I took a real good shit at McD's tonight on break. I made a perfect snow man with shit balls! I went to take a pic so I could prove it and the dam auto flusher kicked in...god fucking dammit! #LifeHappens

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Starting to believe in a few years i could pimp small town girls in big city clu

If I keep getting my shot together ten years from now I will be balling at least visually like a pimp...with club knowledge and wisdom on the Industry I could recruit small time hot chicks and relocate them to bigger…

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Learning to club balance spending money on myself

As I have mentioned through out the years and of recent I have had the problem of going broke spending money on strippers and hookers. Sounds funny trust me I know but it's the harsh reality that I once lived. I thank…

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Depression, anxiety, strip club philosophy and a picture of a sexy Red

I have suffered from depression and anxiety since childhood. I usually avoid large crowds and prefer off days or nights to club. Usually when I go through a episode of depression I usually stay at home and sleep. To me…

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I enjoyed my last strip club visit so much, I'm staying home tonight.

The local club is having some country music night. I hate that crap. In another week or two, they are having male dancers up to 10 pm. I think they don't care too much for guys who like rock…

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Olympics

Watching the olympic coverage I can't help but wonder one important question. Which olympian would make the best stripper? After all these amateur athletes need to earn a living while keeping in shape between Olympics. My first choice would be Aly…

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TUSCL Reviewers Almost Ruined My Night

I went to a BYOB club in a rural area. I had plenty of bottles of liquor and beer already in my rig, so just headed straight to the club's parking lot. The last fifteen reviews of the club on…

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Wasn't sure if I was running into my first ripoff...

TLDR: Dancer didn't seem to be a ripoff in the end. Just a story I'd like to share for those interested in a long read... Decided to hit my usual club up to chill and relax especially when I got a heads…

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OT: New Movie Release - SAUSAGE PARTY - Go See It

Trolls and TUSCLers, I think many of you might enjoy the movie Sausage Party. I saw it last night it's definitely TUSCLer approved especially for DATY, BBFS, CIM folks

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How is san_jose_gay Able to Post So Quickly After san_jose_guy?

Is it automated?

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I'm A Stalker

I saw a MILF on Backpage that intrigued me, but I wasn't looking for an escort at the time so I didn't call her. She would post a new ad about twice a week, and she always had 1-2 new…

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Ot...auto parts

I was at Advanced Auto Parts yesterday buying wiper blades. The customer next to me got mad and left the store in a huff...I thought wtf? Then the emoloyee that was helping the mad guy came over and told the…

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First Blowjob Part 2

How did your first blowjob taste?

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Detroit hotels

I need some downtown Detroit hotel suggestions. I've stayed at the RenCen and Motor City on the clients dime. Since its my dime, I'm looking for lower rates. I once stayed at Atheneum because I got too drunk across the…

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I was a little confused getting a massage yesterday

So went to a chiropractor yesterday for issues with my back. This as a legit business at one of those buildings with a bunch of doctors and therapists in one place. Chiropractor suggested I also see the masseuse as some…

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Cigarette Smoking

Papi Chulo's recent thread on dancers that do drugs got me thinking about cigarette smoking. Dancers who smoke have a more direct negative impact on me than dancers that use other drugs. I'm pretty isolated when it comes to smoking.…

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OT: Latest New Tech. Options In Cars- Actual User Experiences

Since joining Tuscl in 2005, there has been several high tech gizmos introduced into cars. Additionally, items that were only seen on the higher end models are installed on much more cars as a matter of course. Keyless ignition is one…

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OT: Dawn of New Era : Viability of a Silent Strip Club

In light of my recent post regarding my LDK at a silent party (click link to see a silent party - https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LCp6dY2vWxk ), I decided to apply the concept to a Strip Club experience to help TUSLCers connect the dots…

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Do any of you have a land line phone?

I'm on the do not call list and it doesn't work at all anymore. I've been getting so many scam phone calls I stopped answering my phone unless I know who it is. I reported dozens of…

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Greenville Lust

Anyone know how much the sky box is at Lust? I didn't even know they had one. I thought it was just scores.

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OT: "the whole building smells like a fart"

I knew the water in the diving venues in Rio was green, but it's even more non-brilliant than that! www.foxsports.com/olympics/story/algae-ridden-olympic-pool-closed-the-whole-building-smells-like-a-fart-081216

Tijuana

deja vu tijuana is here and alive!

friday 11pm. left hongkong and arrived at an active open deja vu tijuana. guess at least over a hundred customers in the main showroom. the manager showed me around. in the spa area is 47 rooms. it's not a hotel.…

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Of escorts having boyfriends outside of their work

So I was talking to an FS escort the other day and she mentioned that she had a boyfriend. So naturally, I asked if he knew what she did for a living - and she said yes and that he…

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Salma! Again

Speak of the Angels, Salma Hayek is being interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel as I write this. Great minidress!

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OTC tips?

Never did OTC before. Went to a club after work for happy hour. Met a dancer new in town. Did a few amazing lap dances with her. Not a place where ITC is possible (Inner Room in Cocoa Beach FL in…

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Follies

There is 5 reviews of follies today alone. Seems like at least 1 or 2 every day which isn't anywhere near the rate of reviews for any other club. At least not noticeably so. Is follies the most popular strip…

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Dancers that do drugs ?

Kinda inspired by rockstar666's recent thread about his ATF wanting him to score some mushrooms for her. I've never done any illegal drugs in my life - never really had the desire nor much of a curiosity for it and actually…

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should i try for some tài kōng rén 太空人 pussy?

as a world renoun space geneious the chinese space agency recently asked for a consultation from yours truely. now i have good memories of watching the sally ryder lez out while i watch and shotgun pabs blue ribbon so i…

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"I'm pregnant!"

No, it's not mine, and I doubt it's Johnsmith69's either. The girl is in her mid-20s. I met a sweet looking civilian girl (on line) about a month ago. We had a nice get-to-meet-you dinner a couple of weeks ago…

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Backpage strikes again.

TEGA CAY {South Carolina} He ordered a stripper, but a Tega Cay man didn’t account for any other visitors. The man was reportedly robbed at gunpoint early Friday morning, shortly after a stripper he ordered from a website showed up at his…

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DC 2AMer

WASHINGTON (ABC7) — A man is recovering after a shooting early Friday morning on Connecticut Ave.; north of Dupont Circle. Police tell us the man was shot in the leg outside of Royal Palace Nightclub, a strip club, between S and…

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Way off topic Click List

I went to my local Kroger grocery store this morning and noticed a new parking are with 6 spaces marked as "Click List". They were wide spaces just like they have for handicapped customers. So I had to ask a clerk…

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My Ex-ATF Is Driving Me Crazy But It's My Fault

A year ago she quit dancing and started living with her new b/f. About a month ago, she "broke up" her b/f to the extent that she no longer posted "In a relationship" on her FB page, and texted me…

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Another Article Knocking Millennial Men

https://www.follownews.com/millennial-men-are-weak-sauce-compared-to-their-dads-1p0ct No wonder all these sugar daddies are having so much success.

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OT, wouldn't it be grand.

http://detonate.com/pictures-that-trump-would-rather-keep-secret-2/5/ When Trump is dumped, it's getting increasingly likely, Republicans are leaving him behind as he melts down. Imagine a White House with crooked Hilary, dumping Bill and making the Donald the First Man.