Haircuts and Happy Endings

8/4/2016 5:46:15 PM

So I experienced my first AMPs w/HE over the last few months. I now understand the hype and get why SJG is obsessed. After receiving an enthusiastic HJ after receiving a great quality massage, it got me thinkin'. Wouldn't everything be better if it ended with a happy ending? I got a MVP haircut from sports clips yesterday and when I finished receiving my scalp massage, the lady asked me "Is there anything else that you would like?" Now I know she just wanted to upscale me to a double or triple (more massage time), but my mind thought "Yeah I could go for a happy ending!" Oh how nice that would've been...

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chukko

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8 years ago

A "Thanks for coming into the BMV now step back here for you happy ending" would make the wait less painful.

MrDeuce

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8 years ago

When I lived in Seoul in the 1980s for a year, the word among the military guys that I worked with was that you could get a haircut and a handjob at any number of hair cutteries around the base. However, I never partook. I hate to get my hair cut, so a nice HJ would ease the pain. I've never even gotten braless boobies in the face from a comely barberette, unlike some of you studs. B<(

MrDeuce

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8 years ago

Note: The B at the end of my post was supposed to be followed by a "greater than" sign and a left parenthesis to form a bespectacled frowny-face. I forgot that this wacky TUSCL editor truncates everything after a "greater than".

Papi_Chulo

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8 years ago

Happy endings would def lead to a happy life - just imagine your company having a few happy ending specialists on staff that they could use to treat employees after a job well done or a hard day's work - I would estimate productivity going thru the roof

shadowcat

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8 years ago

Here's your "happy ending".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btheeIED…

Subraman

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8 years ago

Depending on what area you're in, you might be able to up-level your massage+HE experience by switching to FBSM; AMPs are bottom trawling when it comes to massage & HJs. In some areas, evidently "bodyrubs" aren't any better than AMPs, but if you're lucky enough to live in an area with great FBSM, you may find it worth it

anon31415

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8 years ago

I've never gone there, but your OP reminded me of this hair cut shop.

http://theheadgame.com/portfolio/

If I ever went there, I'd be wishing I could ask for a lap dance and then LDK.

mark94

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8 years ago

In Vietnam, the Hot Toc, or barbershop, is often a front for a fast, cheap BJ. Just look for barber shops with young women in front. There are thousands of them.

MrBater2010

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8 years ago

Used to be a topless haircut place in Atlanta.
Personally, More strippers should offer backrubs.
I have gone to a sport clips. over off North Druid Hills. Big let down. The grandma at great clips looks better.
For my Dad the HE is the Senior discount.
FBSM? Thank god for Urban Dictionary.

ppwh

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8 years ago

The only snag with this idea is that when I have been high-end haircut places where they served wine in the waiting area and gave neck/shoulder/scalp massages after the hair washing, they have also tended to do the edging using straight razors.

rockstar666

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8 years ago

Bangkok women will do whatever you want, but you might not like how your hair looks after they're done. Not that it matters.

san_jose_guy

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8 years ago

At about 50% of AMPs, they will also cut your hair if you like. And they do a good job.

And then, I never go for Happy Endings, I always go for FS. Usually I can make it work out to be GFE-FS.

I wouldn't pay money if I knew it was only to be Happy Ending.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

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8 years ago

For me the objective is always to get the girl off script and let her open up. And I keep window shopping, until I find a girl I would like to do this with.

SJG

san_jose_guy

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8 years ago

Then, the FS is mind blowing for both parties.

SJG

chukko

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8 years ago

Haha! Thanks for the info SJG. I might swing for a Haircut the next time I go for a massage.

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