Is "argue with the only customer" really good business?

Topless clubs are okay, but Smelly is all about the kitty. I'd read this and that about new laws, but I figured I didn't have anything to lose for trying some of these clubs still listed as nude. This one seemed like the best bet, so I went looking for it on a Friday evening. Spotted it just in time to do a hard turn into the parking lot, which was mostly empty, but the only spot I could get into w/o turning around looked like it was reserved for the handicapped. Doing my best to turn around in the cramped confines of the lot drew somebody's attention - an old guy came out to observe. Whatevs.

When in the door and a fairly attractive (7-ish) dancer who was standing in the entry area sporting a nicely shaped set of after-market headlights said "Hi" in a nice, inviting way that I hadn't expected. I smiled and returned the greeting. Once through the entry area, it was clear that this was another 7th Street Rd dive bar that happened to have a stage for dancers, not that any dancers took the stage while I was there. A bunch of little b&w security monitors were on the inside wall shared with the entry area. Can't remember if it was the old guy who was sitting there watching or one of the dancers, but I quickly figured out that's how I drew attention in the lot. Couldn't tell if any of the cameras feeding the monitors were inside the bar (and it's decidedly a "bar," not a "club" by any means), but I didn't spend a lot of time trying to figure it out.

Sat at the bar, ordered bottled water. Don't even remember the price, so it was probably under $5 with tip. Nothing unusual so far. Served by a ... um, larger ... dancer who appeared to be pulling double duty as barkeep. That or the bartender didn't finish dressing. Either way, I kept looking around. Small stage on the wall opposite of the bar. Nobody on it and, based on the looks of the bartender/dancer and the only other dancer (after the one at the door), I was grateful. Decided I'd finish my water and try elsewhere.