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Worst stripper names: Ricochet Awards

Subraman

Car key and wallet dating your sister

We haven't had a "worst stripper names" discussion in years (at least based on tuscl search). So, in honor of Ricochet https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4… what are the worst stripper names you've heard?

To me, a bad name is not just unsexy or goofy, but might make you wince a bit having to call her that.

For me, I think Gogo might take the cake. Ironically, Gogo was an ***awesome*** stripper, but dang if I didn't feel like a complete douchebag calling her "Gogo".
For me, many/most nicknames that reference money have a wince/female-douchebag factor as well.

Actually, I just remembered a worse one: Hot Sushi. "Hot Sushi" is a legendary stripper in SF, she is beautiful, charming, crazy crazy sexy service. That isn't actually her real name. She is half Japanese, and one day as she walked by Jim Mitchell, he joked, "that's some hot sushi right there", and she joked back, "ha ha, that should be my name". Well, Jim obviously didn't realize that she was joking, or that Hot Sushi is the least-sexy, worst-possible-mental-image nickname for a stripper ever, and for over a year changed her official name on the schedule to Hot Sushi (and made DJ call her that, etc). Not being an idiot, she never adopted the name and always went by her "real" fake name, but for a while there, she was Hot Sushi.