Worst stripper names: Ricochet Awards
Subraman
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We haven't had a "worst stripper names" discussion in years (at least based on tuscl search). So, in honor of Ricochet https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4… what are the worst stripper names you've heard?
To me, a bad name is not just unsexy or goofy, but might make you wince a bit having to call her that.
For me, I think Gogo might take the cake. Ironically, Gogo was an ***awesome*** stripper, but dang if I didn't feel like a complete douchebag calling her "Gogo".
For me, many/most nicknames that reference money have a wince/female-douchebag factor as well.
Actually, I just remembered a worse one: Hot Sushi. "Hot Sushi" is a legendary stripper in SF, she is beautiful, charming, crazy crazy sexy service. That isn't actually her real name. She is half Japanese, and one day as she walked by Jim Mitchell, he joked, "that's some hot sushi right there", and she joked back, "ha ha, that should be my name". Well, Jim obviously didn't realize that she was joking, or that Hot Sushi is the least-sexy, worst-possible-mental-image nickname for a stripper ever, and for over a year changed her official name on the schedule to Hot Sushi (and made DJ call her that, etc). Not being an idiot, she never adopted the name and always went by her "real" fake name, but for a while there, she was Hot Sushi.
To me, a bad name is not just unsexy or goofy, but might make you wince a bit having to call her that.
For me, I think Gogo might take the cake. Ironically, Gogo was an ***awesome*** stripper, but dang if I didn't feel like a complete douchebag calling her "Gogo".
For me, many/most nicknames that reference money have a wince/female-douchebag factor as well.
Actually, I just remembered a worse one: Hot Sushi. "Hot Sushi" is a legendary stripper in SF, she is beautiful, charming, crazy crazy sexy service. That isn't actually her real name. She is half Japanese, and one day as she walked by Jim Mitchell, he joked, "that's some hot sushi right there", and she joked back, "ha ha, that should be my name". Well, Jim obviously didn't realize that she was joking, or that Hot Sushi is the least-sexy, worst-possible-mental-image nickname for a stripper ever, and for over a year changed her official name on the schedule to Hot Sushi (and made DJ call her that, etc). Not being an idiot, she never adopted the name and always went by her "real" fake name, but for a while there, she was Hot Sushi.
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Looking at you, Boner Garage, Shit head, Bubba, and Dufus
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Jackslash, I knew of several dancer named Michael, including if I recall the one at Flight Club. I thought how stupid of a name that is when I first heard it. In the same vain I have also met a few dancers named Charlie who made me wonder the same thing about why she would choose that name.
Worse names I recall are:
An Asian dancer named Malayse. Probably tried to make a play on the country Malasia, but it sounded like Malaise.
Two different dancers named Raven, one was a Redhead the Other a Blonde. Unless you have jet black hair, you shouldn't call yourself Raven.
Jaye. All people I have ever heard of named Jay are guys. To make it worse she wasn't the most feminine looking dancer either.
Chastity. A lot of dancers have this name, but who wants to have a dance with a dancer who names her self after the belief in not having sex until your married.
Unless you're actually a Cinereous vulture you shouldn't call yourself Cinereous. Squawk!
That bitch was a female hairless ape born in Atlanta. WTF? Squawk!
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