Club Fantasy
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307 W 4th St Los Angeles, CA 90013

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Aug 9, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Fully aware of the parking situation at Fantasy, I went there on a Saturday night anyway. Things are a lot more active in Downtown LA these days, especially on weekends. Add that to the construction taking place in the vicinity, and the parking was very tight. I drove up to the lot next door to the club, and there was a line in front of the entrance driveway about 7 deep. The policy is that when the lot is full for patrons, one car is let in for every car that leaves. They do make room for employees and dancers, however. It was a long wait. I got there about 9:25 and didn't get into the lot till about 9:50. Even then I had to park in a very tight space. So I got into the club about 10 PM, just about the start of the final shift. There were more girls than usual this time. More than 25, but nowhere near 99. I'd say about 40. There were some likely prospects as well. I tried to corral a few girls as they came out of the dressing room, but unfortunately they were already taken. These days a lot of the better girls make appointments with their regular customers via text message. And so will not be available perhaps till much later in the night. Later than I usually like to wait for them. There were a few girls on the benches that looked promising. But when I got a closer look, they were either too chunky or otherwise unappealing to me. About 10:30, I tried a dark-haired white girl on the taller side. When we got onto the floor, I soon detected a Russian accent. Sure enough, she was Russian. And the way she was dancing (at a distance), I could tell that it wasn't going to go my way. So I cut my losses and checked her out. There is a minimum purchase of ten minutes. But that beats throwing dollar after dollar down the rat hole for a miserable experience. After that disappointment, I looked around for another prospect. Nothing to be seen. So I walked out. There's a new club in LA, I heard, just outside of the Downtown area. But I also heard they are closed on Saturdays for some reason. I will have to visit in the near future.

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