Sorry Vince, you seem like a nice enough hairless ape, but you have to realize that the council of ricks has decided that there are too many hairless apes on the planet and not enough vultures. Squawk!
But don't worry, we're going to start with rickdugan's hit list when we start to liquidate hairless apes. I doubt you're on that list. Squawk!
One of the best t-shirts I've ever seen was of two vultures perched side by side, with one saying to another, "Patience my ass! I want to kill something."
I know which one was you, rick......
Thanks, Rick, but I'll still stay a ways away. Traveling through the deserts of the Southwest, I saw plenty of your relatives picking away at fresh meat !!
Actually, the black vulture is listed as a species of least concern by conservation societies. Ergo, they don't matter. That's not racism, it's science.
@chessmaster: Really? Get a life. But, since you asked and conservation is an important off-topic subject, off the top of my head: Blue whales, black footed ferrets, gopher tortoises, burrowing owls, alligator gar, lowland mountain gorillas... Too many endangered species to name, but the black vulture is not one of them. Go ahead and check Wikipedia. Jackass.
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