Just bored one night in Bakersfield

Decided to check it out after years of not going.

After doing the usual watching the stage and kind of zoning out while politely declining offers for a dance, a waitress asks if I want a drink+dance+coupon special. I figured it was a lap dance voucher, was going to get a dance anyway. Turns out it was for a balloon dance by the waitress, which was enjoyable on its own since she was cute but kind of awkward since they were waitresses. I think I creeped her the fuck out with how anxious I was; the waitresses are giving dances now. It's been a while since I've been, I suppose.

In the process of declining a dance, she was friendly and sat on my lap. It was kind of sweet; we talked about work and career paths. She was reassuring. Decided to get a dance. Best lap dance I've ever gotten, it was wild.