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OT: Any one been to France ?

South Beach (Miami Beach) gets lots of tourists of course and many European tourists. I been sitting by the window of a Starbucks in South Beach most of the afternoon looking at the honeys walk by many scantily dressed (been surfing…

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TUSCL's most controversial

I'm just wondering your thoughts on the controversial people I post in this thread. Juicebox69- I wasn't here when apparently he was trolling a lot. Some people love him, some people hate him. I don't see any harm in juice. I…

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How much $ are you worth to your favorite?

Someone walks into the club, flashes some cash, and ask your favorite or CF how much it would take to never communicate with you in any way ever again. What would your price be? Everyone has a number.…

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Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #2

Lola hula hoops on a rooftop in Paris. She's clothed, but the tiny tank top and cutoff jeans don't cover her very well: https://vimeo.com/42206535

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That's it -- I'm changing barbers!

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/kim-gives-you-a-haircut-full-of-boobnipple-slips_79187.html

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Funny photo: Let's give a big hand . . .

http://www.sexyandfunny.com/image_gallery/random-photos_76668_81817_full.html

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Mystery solved

I wandered what happened to a favorite who I hadn't seen in awhile. Well, I just saw her. Her boyfriend was in tow. He is a lot older than her. So, I now know she has found her sugar daddy.…

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What do you call a strip club that's full of ugly strippers?

I was sitting with Gingerbread last night watching the stage show. There were two girls on the main stage. For several rotations of dancers, there was not a single girl that I'd tip even a dollar.…

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Anybody notice steippers with big heels give great dances

It seems like I have had the best dances from strippers that wear the biggest heels ! The ones that wear the biggest heels seem to be really great during the lap dance compared to ones that wear the…

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How strippers are during lap dances??

Some don't give good dances like others for instance some will give u a lite grind but usually I get the best dances I can't complain cause the grinding is usually intense ! How do u think it works…

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Free Tacos

Did you hear about Taco Bell's offer of free tacos to America if there is a road win in the NBA finals? How about free blow jobs if Nina's boys beat the Cavs in Cleveland?

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how many of you have god blood in your veins? i do

it was suggested that one of my ancestors had something to do with the bible. not true. the bible is bullshit. total falsehoods but orphius was one of my ancestors. and he was the son of apollo and calliope so i…

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Ex-dancer at South Hackensack club testifies at trial about affair with top DEA

What is the perfect romantic gift for a stripper from Brazil? Boots and a winter coat. http://www.northjersey.com/news/ex-dancer-at-south-hackensack-club-testifies-at-trial-about-affair-with-top-dea-official-1.1610399

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Former Stripper Weighs in on Sex Crimes Arrest of Strip Club Manager

It's not surprising that a strip club manager would commit a sex crime but it is surprising that a news source would commit this writing crime: "She wanted remain animus but say's there's a remarkable weight that's been lifted off the…

Toppers International Showbar

Athens, Georgia

Party type club

This strip club is so nice for partying after midnight when the crowd starts to build up. It opens at 7 pm and keeps a little bit slow pace until midnight. The real issue here is…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

Just came back from Harry O's

A little bit crowed in the last 2 hours of Friday nightand in the last hour dancers were very pushy to take me to the room. One flashed me and said to give her something…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Memorial Day weekend

The place was a bit smaller than expected. The dancers and staff were gorgeous and very friendly. I went with my significant other (fwb) and she wanted a lap dance together. We got just that…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Emerald Club shines for me.

I walk in around 7pm, I have to pay a small fee at the door. That is fine. You come in and its dark, with lights and music going. so far so good. Take a…

Zebra Show Bar

Canutillo, Texas

So-So

This place looks creepy as hell from the outside but inside is totally different. It's got potential, women are nice, mostly Hispanic, ages 19 to 30+, most of athletic build, all natural but 1 or…

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pretty low key vanilla topless bar

Very small club, the layout hasn't changed since I was in the Air Force.... many years ago. Well they did add some booths on one side, but they still had the bench/couch things against…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

YMMV

I have been to this place for many time. One word to describe my overall experience is YMMV. If you stop by at the night time, the cover is 10 bucks. The price for drinks…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

Pink Slip Great time

The dancers around here are very good for your money. Even though this place is in a sketchy area of Illinois and the women will do almost anything, I had a great experience at the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Should've come here earlier

This visit was a late night one, as I had spent the majority of the night at Mons across the street. That was a mistake on two levels; one the hotter girls on this night…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Sunday afternoon at The Rhino

Found myself at Spearmint around 2 pm for the first time. It's been filled with 9's of all ethnicities whenever I go late at night but I wasn't sure how true that would hold…

Saigon Passion III

Honolulu, Hawaii

A 7 out of 10

Pretty good place to go with a few buddies to throw back a few and see some girls. Like everyone said the club is split into two sides. The newer side has your younger dancer…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Club is on the border of...

Club is on the border of MA and CT at exit 1 of I395. Large paved parking lot in the back. The bar is to the right as you walk in, pretty bartender and nice assortment…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

nice chill place

This a smaller place more then most but it gets the job done you will not be disappointed very beautiful ladies 20 - 30 dollar dances reasonable drink prices so this is a laid back…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Annual Pandora Visit

I had some $ to burn, so stopped by this club. There is no charge to park here. Typical Washington club, non-alcohol, non-smoking. There are no VIP rooms. There is a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Great Day Shift

This place is so hit or miss, I still don't understand it. When it's right, though, it's quickly becoming my favorite club anywhere. There's usually enough very hot dancers, and you get so much for…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandora Friday evening

I was staying kind of close by so i decided to walk. It's on a very busy road, lots of traffic, I could have ridden a bus. Lots of businesses in the area, not…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Strange things were happening

This review is actually rather late. I visited Wacko's for the first time a month or two back, but didn't think to leave a review at the time, probably because it wasn't the greatest of…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Noon Trip

Made a noon trip here recently. This is right around the time they open. After arriving I was told there was one dancer on shift. I actually wish the front desk girl would dance. I was just…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Love in this club

I gotta say I used to frequent rhino many years ago but then stopped because the prices were ridiculous so I ended up staying in the OC. The one thing I like about this…

Alibi Lounge

Tampa, Florida

Sooo many other options to choose from

This club is a hole in the wall. It is a black strip club so for you hip hop heads out there you will be happy. Space is kind of tight so on a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

World famous MBOT

I was in San Francisco for a vacation and was looking for something to do on a Friday night. I read some of the reviews and decided to give Mitchell Brothers a shot, because of…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Hit or Miss

Like others have said this place is hit or miss. On this particular night it was a miss. I am not sure how many dancers there actually were but a lot of them sat around…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I visited Bonkers Saloon on a recent Friday evening. I arrived at 19:30. There was no cover charge. Sincweisers were “buy one, get one free” at the usual price of $4 per bottle. There was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Re-visit

After many months of staying away from SC's, I decided to pay another visit to DJVCOI which is not too far from where i live. I went in the early evening on a Wednesday, the…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Friday after noon delight

Having nothing to do on a Friday afternoon, I paid this club another visit, remembering the good time i had. Used VIP pass to get in. Was looking for M**ty but apparently she was a…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The good, the bad and the ugly

This is a synopsis of two separate visits to the Flight Club, one in the afternoon and the other in the evening. The good-- the evening visit featured the best line up of in shape, natural…

Sanctuary Gentlemen's Club

Vineland, New Jersey

The best bang for your buck in the area

Although the owners may be strict when it comes to LD's and any sort of real extras, the "private dances" are fully naked, for 70 bucks you can get a cutie completely naked on your…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

hit or miss

Stopped in Sunday evening again as I was in the area. Got a few dances from Shay, Monique & Diamond. Shay was very attentative and eager to please. I've had a dance from Diamond in…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Wanna be Cheearleaders

Girls are okay, if you sit by the bar they will ask you for a dollar or more as soon as they get done with their on stage dance. It appears that they…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Okay local business

This is a small club, a lot of the girls are older, they are not precisely the creme of the crop, flabby bellies, girls with no curves at all, messed up teeth, etc. Girls…

Odyssey, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

sTILL THE ODD

I went back after a 3yr hiatus. It was as I remember only the Dancers that were there that day were all different. I should not say Dancers, I was waiting to meet up with…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The major leagues for strippers

Some of the girls are beyond beautiful, almost like straight out of a Victoria's Secret catalog, however your money is not going to go very far here, unless you are a high roller you're not…

Discotheque Lounge

Agusta, Georgia

The Best in the Area - and That's Not Saying Much

I'm in Augusta because the military put me here. The strip clubs (and the bars for that matter) aren't very good. This is easily the best of the clubs, although that isn't saying much. The…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Good Time

It had been a while since I've been to Visions so I thought last night would be a good time to pop in. It was very good. Quite a few decent looking girls…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Dirty Birds Cums Through

I posted this review on another board, but wanted to share here. I arrive at 2 PM $5 cover, grab a beer $4.25 and head for VIP $.20. First thing I see is Daschel a…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Weeknight SF Centerfold Visit, First Time

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. I was curious and checking it out. Cover was $20 around 9pm. The club has a main center stage. Dancers worked the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Silver Cricket for the first time year

In Detriot for a quick return "home" but only had time to visit here -- first time in years; previously there was no reason to return. Now I wish I could visit more often.…

Elegance Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

So so I guess

Arrived at the club around 5 pm on a Wednesday afternoon. I was the only guy there for at least 20 minutes before several other patrons showed up. This is your typical hole in the…

Fantasies

Keyport, New Jersey

Best place on the shore

The place has been a long staple in the NJ coast area. What makes this place stands out is they have different events almost as a constant. With work boot Wednesday's as a favorite. The…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Weird but eventful

The club located on a main street, but the parking can be pretty tricky. I went on a Saturday afternoon around 2:30, I ended walking about a block to get in. Once inside I received…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

A Great place to see models naked... YMMV

I arrived on Saturday before 9PM while the coupon still worked. The place wasn't any busier than a weekday at 9PM. By midnight , the place was full. Most of the girls are here to do…

Imperial Showgirls North Hills

North Hills, California

Disappointed, usually great club

Came here to chill and spend some money, had about 500 to blow and was eventually approached by a cute spinner named jade who looked East Indian and had a gorgeous face with long straight…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Quick stop late afternoon

I stopped by while in town in the late afternoon for about an hour. There was no cover. Coke was 3$ and a red bull was 4$. The waitress was friendly and pretty quick. I…

Allstar's

Lawrence, Kansas

Ok for first time

So this was my first time going to All-Stars. I'm fairly new to the area and always had heard that it's kind of rowdy with all the college kids, and not necessarily the best place…

Baby Dolls Fort Worth

Euless, Texas

Opens at 11 am

Opens at 11 am was driving back from Fort Worth to Dallas and randomly decided to stop by. This club is very old school inside and out does not look like they have updated anything…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Same ol good club

Foxy Lady Brockton is almost always a good take. The dancers are friendly with some "wanna dance?" And some who'll sit & shoot the shit. A former dancer recently told me that afternoons are filled…

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, Texas

Nice small club

This is one of the smaller of the onyx chain. Good parking on back of club. Free parking. $20 at door for male and female. Waitress wait on customers to walk in at door. Friendly…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Very good

Wasn't sure what to expect, but figured even just watching nude dancers might be good. So I sat through the rotation, and had settled my mind that two or three dancers would be possibilities for…

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, Florida

Decent club but there are better options

As I almost-always state in my reviews; I'm a white-Hispanic guy but into chocolate and thus mostly visit the all-black clubs. I do a lot of SCing (too much) and from time to time…

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Dayton, Ohio

Tale of 2 Fridays

In this tale of 2 Fridays, I'll chronicle one bad and one good visit only a week apart. Even on the good night, club was slower than usual. Yet some good dancers still remain, and…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

TBD

Hadn't been to Jens in a while so I thought I would check it out on a free Friday night. Came in late. There must have been 10 girls working but plenty of…

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Inspirational Quote of the Day

"If they made taco flavored vodka I'd be dead in an hour"

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Kinks, judgement, 50 Shades syndrome

Civie setting, couples plus a couple random singles talking about kinks, toys, etc. Um. Apparently turbocharged gasoline powered dildos are cool. But a little B&D is taboo and offends some people. Could it be confusion with SM that…

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The Greatest of All Time has Passed

Muhammad Ali dead at 74. Discuss your memories and experiences with and about "the greatest".

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Hot chicks at baseball games

Went to see the local MLB team play tonight. I forgot how much of a good thing baseball games can be for spotting hot chicks on warm summer nights. Most of the younger girls/women have cute little tanktops, low-cut shirts,…

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Toledo Area

Any clubs in the Toledo area where a good time is guaranteed? Platinum is fun but leaves me wanting. I know Detroit is close, but I'm mainly wondering about the Toledo area clubs.

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Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #1

Cute chick does nude hula hoop on the beach, from the viewpoint of the hoop (3:00 - she gets naked at 1:45 if you're impatient): http://www.sexyandfunny.com/watch_video/nude-girl-at-the-beach-paid-to-get-hula-hoop-camed_80104.html

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Intense lap dances

This one stripper she's a Mexican beautiful girl and she knows me from coming in the club and getting dances but she always gave me excellent lap dances ! First she would put a cloth on my lap I…

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Well now that Lemmy is gone....

it looks like I have the best avatar...Yes..no?

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OT Depression

How do you know when to throw in the towel and just give up? From most logical, rational indicators I've had a wonderful life. Well educated, 47 years of at least average marriage, steady employment with leadership positions both…

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have you fixed the space station lately? i dont think so

now that my quick thinking to use my super accurate troll detection algorithm to simulate the inflation of the biglow module and solve the problems nasa was having the space station now has a bouncy castle attached to it. astronaut…

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Another day, Another stripper-hustle

From a recent review of Follies: "... Went to Follies for the first time after reading the reviews had high expectations and for most part it stood up to expectations. It was fairly crowded but was able to find seating on…

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OT: Amber Heard

She was one of the few celebrities I'd fuck...something about her is dirty and hot. Until I saw her accuse Johnny Depp of abuse AFTER her claim for 50k a month for her "lifestyle" was denied. Really? Married what, two…

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cooterball

Slow weekday night at my urban SC. A group of AA PLs is parked near but not at front row. First time I notice the group, during a table dance, the chair (all chairs are on castors) slides backwards, PL…

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I bet this doesn't happen to Clubber

My CF backed out of an OTC appointment today. She claimed her kids didn't want to go to school so she let them stay home. Clubber's Asian favorites would never allow this.

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Lap dance orgasm

Do a lot of guys have an orgasm during a lap dance ?? Sometimes I do but I can't help it cause the grinding is so intense at times !

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Bandaid in strip club

I got a bad cut at work had stiches on my face and I got a bandaid on my face should I let that stop me from going to the strip club ??

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Read this on stripperweb

Yeah. Had a customer cum his pants. I was fucking disgusted and shocked. I think he thought I did not notice. I've learned to not grind consistently for a long period of time. I take breaks so as to…

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San Antonio 2AMer

SAN ANTONIO — Police are searching for a suspect who shot a man outside of a strip club on the Northeast Side on Friday morning. According to the San Antonio Police Department, a witness called police to Rick’s Cabaret, 5419 Brewster…

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Gunshots outside Nixa strip club leads to 2 high-speed car chases

The Christian County Sheriff's Office is questioning three suspects in relation to a high-speed car chase that originated at a Nixa strip club, according to Lt. Jeff Lofton with the sheriff's office. Lofton said there was a disturbance outside Illusions Gentleman's…

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This girl works out...are you man enough to take her down?

I would http://i.imgur.com/4oJ3vL0.jpg

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Tampa, FL clubs

I'll be heading back to Tampa in a few days, and I was hoping for a better time than I had the first round. This will be during the week again, so I know that will make things iffy.…

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Penis Measuring Competition

We'd better not have a penis measuring competition at the Detroit meet up. Otherwise Heck might do this to one of our better endowed members. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3623664/Russian-man-chops-friend-s-genitals-axe-losing-penis-measuring-competition.html

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Clubber, Earth to Clubber.I

It's too bad we've lost him along the way. While I was at The Flight Club the other day, there were 2 young Asian babes that he really should meet. The one I wanted danced on stage then…

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Daniel Boone was a man. Yes! A big man!

Friday Fun Fact of the day. Daniel Boone reportedly was hung like a plow horse. It was said he a 13.5 inch cock But the fun part of the story -- in order to raise money for his…

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Coupon for a nice tranny handie

Hugh G Rection gets one for going with a politically incorrect joke slightly (ever so slightly) more sophisticated than calling trans people "it". Don't knock it till you've tried it!

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The Dancer getting screwed on the song count: What would you do?

Yesterday, the tables got turned in my favor for the VIP song count. I went to the club to see my ATF. We eventually headed to the VIP. With the drinks I'd been buying and the stage tips…

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Calling a Hustler's Bluff

Just chilling at the bar. Fine young thing comes up and goes straight to telling me everything she'll do otc and what she expects in return. I sense that she's expecting me to spend a lot itc for never to…

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Part 2: How to harpoon a whale

I returned to The Flight Club yesterday and talked with the babe who deserted me for a session with the whale. She's cool, she's no young babe, she's an experienced and gorgeous middle aged babe with a very good…

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Preferences

I am rarely attracted to Caucasian women. Asians are my favorite. Funny how your tastes change over time. If you really want to piss a stripper off, call her princess in a derogatory manner. I think that is why I stay away from white…

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Strip club manager faces sex crime charges

http://www.record-eagle.com/news/local_news/strip-club-manager-faces-sex-crime-charges/article_e559d534-3328-59ac-84b8-c347ddfc30d2.html

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Hilton Head strip club owner heading to prison

http://www.islandpacket.com/news/business/article81422082.html

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Much improved

I had come here frequently before because it is only 20 minutes from home and had some rather intimate experiences before. Then I sought more elsewhere about the same distance away but the talent here…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Very happy to see a classy place even if the DJ needs to shut up

After seeing the Toronto Clubs go to shit, I was wondering about Sundowners. Was only there one time before. One of the classier clubs I have seen in a while. No 'extras'…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Mario's Showplace

I've been to Mario's showplace twice in the last month and overall had a pretty good time. They seem to have cleaned the place up a little (for better and for worse), but the club…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Mediocre

It was my first time in San Francisco, and I had a couple hours to kill before my shuttle was scheduled to pick me up from the airport. I was only a 15 minute walk…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Ok ckub, strange method for lap dances

I was in town for a convention and stopped by with a few friends once the meetings were over. It was late in the evening. The club has two floors and only the top floor…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Wow

Just left here the place is in Paterson always a cop outside so don't be alarmed decent area easy to find parking. Down to business all the girls in here are Dominican all with…

Bucks Cabaret

Fort Worth, Texas

Good for what it is...

This is not the kind of club to go if you're not with a crewed. The patrons aspiring to be rappers will crowd the main stage and try to be louder th a everyone else...…

Pleasure Palace

Brooklyn, Illinois

Fun place

I decided to try a different place in Brooklyn seen there were more vehicles than usual so I decided to stop in. There is a 10 buck cover and get patted down at the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Best I've found

This place probably has the best girls in the area. They require a membership, but cover is only $10 after that. It's clean, and big enough to have plenty of girls but still…

The Hardware Store

Watertown, Wisconsin

afternoon visit

I was on my way to Milwaukee from Madison and thought I would give this club a try. It's pretty far off the beaten path so be prepared to drive country roads to get…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Visits

I have been stopping at this club more and more when nearby. It seems to be much better run since Scores took over but has a ways to go in other areas. The girls, the…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Players

I walked into the club on a Thursday afternoon around 4. Parking in front is easy and available. The club was fairly busy, there were about ten other customers. The…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Nice Time

Went on a rainy Friday and was pleasantly surprised. Jersey my favorite was working and we made a trip to the back. As always very happy with the dance. She sings with a cover but…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Mehhh

My buddy and I decided to go on a bit of a strip club binge.... we started in DC and this was the middle selection. Layout of the club is decent, although they assign you…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Left buzzed and drained

Major dive, seedy neighborhood but worth the drive if you like black women as I do. There were about 8 dancers mostly black with a couple Latinas ranging from very thick to rail thin. Took…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Dark, but private

I came in here at about 1pm on Thursday, and there were a few cars in the parking lot. Once you get in, you pay the $10 cover, and then you realize how dark it…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Not your normal GTA club

I've been a frequenter of GTA clubs for years and actually live not to far from 905, but rarely go there. It is different from virtually any other GTA club. The only way I…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

On Vacation, First time visit to Scarletts

My wife and I had visited South Beach about 7-8 years ago and had a fun time at a local strip club. Unfortunately we couldn't remember the name, and decided to read online reviews of…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Last visit

I was looking over my hotlist and trying to see if my last review matched my last outings and they didn't so obviously I hadn't told you about my last time out. My best last…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Plenty of Curves at Curves

Curves and their sister club raider's reef in Tucson are two of the clubs I frequent the most out here. They're slightly nicer and larger than some of the other clubs out here but most…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Not quite worth it.

I thought I'd go get lunch at the Penthouse Club. I'd never tried their food before. I ordered steak. What I got was steak in a weird sauce. They need to…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sunday night at the Cricket

I had left a cookout in Lincoln Park decided to visit the Cricket before heading home to the eastside. It was after midnight when I arrived saw a lot of cars in the parking lot…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Interesting Experince

Had to be in NYC on business so I read up on the various clubs and settled on this one. I am a small town boy and am not comfortable in city settings. Pros and…

Chapeau Vert Lounge

Detroit, Michigan

Not worth it AT ALL.

It's absolutely free to go in this place, but even then, it isn't worth it. You'll walk out smelling like cheap cigarettes and garbage. The owner should sell the place because all he…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

and the winner is

For me, it's now official -- the Red Room is the best "block" bar on the block (Hustler continues to be very different -- also, not very good in terms of fun, but that's a…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

A Quality Club

I hadn't been there in a while, so I decided to go hit La Chambre. There is a regular menu for food there, then there's Chef V's menu. Ask a waitress and they'll…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

I was in the nieghborhood &...

I was in the nieghborhood & hadn't been to Bobby's in a minute . My steering wheel had a mind of its own, next thing I knew I'm in the parking lot . Might be…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

On a Tuesday

Went with a few friends after work on a Tuesday back in January. We went in at around 8 and the place was pretty empty. They only had one stage going that night but the…

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Same old same old; plus cameras

There have been a couple of changes at Dream On since my last review. I doubt they improve the quality of the place for most customers, but we'll see. SAME Dancers: Actually I did meet one…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

The Little Engine That Does It... Sometimes!

First off when I arrived I was quite confused on parking. Next door (and the buildings are almost touching!) is a sex shop and another gentlemans club. Then across the street is an automotive shop…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

nude lap dance

First time here. As some folks mentioned, the door sucks and I thought they are closed. Fortunately I called and was told they are open 365 days a year. Paid the 15 dollar entry fee,…

Centerfold

Springfield, Missouri

Surprisingly nice time

This was my second time at Centerfold's. The last time was August of 2014 (review below). Generally things are the same. The club is topless with pasties (I remembered it as being topless last time). I…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Great club

Been to the Hustler Club in Vegas w my wife and found this one equally good. Attractive girls who aren't overly pushy. Dances were on par w cost from other clubs. Seems…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

A night out in on the town

This club is actually pretty nice instead. The bar is situated completed around the stage, and bar tenders are always available so its easy to get drinks and not have to push and shove…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

First visit in over a year

With an couple of the more hands-on clubs closing their doors,I have been on the hunt for a new go to club. I had been to Centerfold's about a year ago and was not impressed.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

As advertised

This place is your typical dark strip club. Dancers are very friendly and not aggressive pushing for dances. The dollar parade can get expensive as every 2 songs a new girl gets on the stage…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

This club gets on my nerves

Not exactly a review; more of a "GET OF MY LAWN" rant. As I've described in previous reviews although I'm a white Hispanic guy I normally visit the all-black clubs since I'm into the chocolate -…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Been a regular here for 9 months....not sure if I'll be back

I've been going to this club, on the average, once a month for the last 9 months or so. Tuesdays have been my favorite night to go....2 private dances for $20 and a bucket…

Softails

Springfield, Missouri

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Before going to Centerfolds (which I hadn't planned on) I stopped in at Softails. Not sure if the usual crowd was there or not but there were 10 to 15 motorcycles in the parking and…

Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

This was now the 4th time...

This was now the 4th time I've been here. This place kind of gets a bad rap on here but to me it's all about knowing what to expect. It's in a fairly safe neighborhood…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Another good night at the trap

Had a few buddies in town so we decided to take a trip to the club. When we got there it was a little crowded. But not packed. However we couldn't find room for all…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Afternoon Break

It was a long week and by the time Friday afternoon came around I decided I would like a little break for some afternoon delight. Was going to head down the road to Rick’s…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Memorial Weekend 2016 BASH

Greeting my fellow Viewers I'm Proud to Once Again Bring u a Pink Pony Review Once again I had Ventured out in search of gold and fortune a I once again entered into the Mysterious Pink…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I had the printed pass, so...

I had the printed pass, so I got in for free. They had the parking attendant out, but you are allowed to self-park though still need to pay $5. Coming from a state where smoking…

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Which is better, and why?

1. Complete freedom and independence. No wife, gf, etc, nobody to answer to. Do whatever you can afford whenever and however you want. Shop for a new DS every night. Fuck strippers galore if you want.…

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Topanga's twin does PORN!

No, Danielle Fishel A.K.A. Topanga from Boy Meets World doesn't have a twin, but if you know who Daphne Rosen is, you'd swear she did. Fine ass porn actress that s super hot looks JUST like Danielle. Tell me I…

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Someone slap some sense into me.

I know better, but I am developing feelings for my CF.

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Mary Jane and stress

My job is stressing me out. Does Cannabis reduce stress levels?

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Politically incorrect jokes

I'm up for any politically incorrect jokes except those about trans men and women. Not because I'm offended. It's just because they're too damn obvious. If we're going to be politically incorrect we should at least be creative about it.

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How to avoid pink eye in the strip club

Good advice here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbsSz2HogUg

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OT: God Didn't Write a Bible

I've had this debate before. Religious people who claim the Book is a set of instructions in one had, but then say a lot of it is up for interpretation on the other hand. Excuse my strictly logical thinking, but…

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Best OTC lines

I was doing a little search, and I saw that there are a shitload of OTC topics. Most of them are about asking how to ask a dancer for OTC without offending her. I figured in this thread we could say…

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Platinum Plus Allentown dancers want to settle lawsuit over pay

If anyone still cares: http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/allentown/index.ssf/2016/05/platinum_plus_dancers_want_to.html#incart_river_home If I understand this properly: Elaine Alvarez, original plaintiff, and 29 signatories will share $177,500. Ms. Alvarez will also receive an additional $15,000. Two dancers not in favor. Elaine Alvarez: $20,916 29 other former dancers: $5,916 Lawyers: $90,000 Promoted comment: Will the settlement…

Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Beemer's has hit rock bottom

I normally visit Beemer's frequently but after tonight, I think I'm done. First the usual ... parking is well lite and plenty. Club is a bit smokey and it seems like everyone chain…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Not Great But It's Traverse City

I visited this place a few years ago and had a horrible experience. That being said, I come up to Traverse City every summer and the city has about tripled in size. So, I decided…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good time but pricey

Went here for a Bachelor Party, I had a good time, but damn it was pricey. We got there around 11 on a Saturday and ended up paying around $50 cover. Since we…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Pushy

The only time I've been there was on Sunday evening because of work out there. I stopped in a couple weeks ago cause I heard good things like everyone else, and the place looks nice…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Dreaming about Mangos

This place continues to impress me. The stages on lower level are great, the upper area is great, the quality of the dancers is usually really good and there are plenty of VIP booths.…

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Videos that broke the Internet: Lindsey Pelas

Lindsey's fame started with this video, in which she is running (in slo-mo) wearing a white bikini bottom and severely cropped white tank top (0:51): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_GpOdZvSyY Here's a collection of video clips of Lindsey wearing not much (1:54): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzG1UCD2Lw4 Here's another set of very…

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Just some jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman? You can drop her off anywhere. What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted. What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with? …

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Smart Blonde

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive…

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Pitbulls are awesome dogs

A little 4 year old girl will be their leader... https://youtu.be/T9fZGEW8F90

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Detroit Meetup, who is coming?

If enough people come, the Detroit summer meetup will be Friday June 17 at Flight Club, time TBA. Since that date is just over two weeks away, I'd appreciate an indication of who thinks they will come.…

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Another Hot Teacher busted for underage sex...

Fuck!!! We're she a stripper I'd be paying loads for what a 13 y/o got for free. Dumbfounded http://local12.com/news/nation-world/teacher-accused-of-sex-with-8th-grader-was-accepted-by-boys-family

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JS69-- are you fucking the girl on your avatar?

If so...mad jealous

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Fun in the Western U.S.

There is nothing as far as strip clubs where I live. My only experiences have been in my routine trips to Las Vegas. For years these were gambling trips, and more recently they have turned into SC trips, without even…

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Am I being taken for a sap and used? What should I do?

I met a very cute stripper with nice large tits about a month ago. I go see her once, sometimes twice a week. I always spend about $60-$100 per visit on her on private dances and she lets…

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OT: Who are you rooting for ?

Cleveland or Golden State?

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10 or 9 rated dancer?

When do you rate a dancer 9 or 10? How do they look like? Any samples would be welcome. In which strip clubs do you find 10s?

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A lawsuit we can all support

Let's end this discrimination immediately! http://local12.com/news/offbeat/women-sue-city-over-topless-ban-calling-it-discriminatory-06-01-2016

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What kind of strip club is this?

Do you see this stuff in the strip clubs? hiphopdx.com/videos/id.2333/title.stripper-maliah-michel-straddles-the-games-face On a side note I wouldn't mind at all having that girl straddle my face!

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What Happens When a Stripper Falls in Love with a Customer?

This is always happening to me. https://thebolditalic.com/what-happens-when-a-stripper-falls-in-love-with-a-customer-4aa6338de680#.lfess61nd

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There might be something to this ghost hunting biz

http://indy100.independent.co.uk/article/ghosthunters-hears-groans-in-a-graveyard-are-absolutely-shocked-when-it-turns-out-to-be-a-porn-shoot--b1gob0OPKQb Ghost-hunters hears groans in a graveyard, are absolutely shocked when it turns out to be a porn shoot

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Cheeks assault victim in fair condition

The assault took place outside a strip club, but the victim does not seem to be a stripper. The suspect is a scary looking dude. http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/news/crime-law/woman-assaulted-outside-cheeks-man-in-custody/nrWK4/

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I listen to the people

Juice requested that he wants "harder" songs from me. Does this work Juice? https://soundcloud.com/pnemesis/perception

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OTC: Age and Race

This is a two parter. 1st part: For you guys that have lot of experience in OTC game, do you find that older strippers (30's) are generally more receptive to OTC than the younger girls? 2nd part: Have you found certain…

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Crazyjoe visits NYC

https://youtu.be/wXL6KZJnRtg

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fun with the i kissed a girl girl in a purple weinermobile

i know you guys have lives that arent as amazing as my own so i like to share my triumphs. i dont think ive told you about the three way that warren zevant and i had with the i kissed…

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Strippers Finding Religion

As I was perusing Facebook recently, I noticed a few of strippers and one escort quoting scripture and praising God on their timeline. One stripper is close to being a ROB while the rest are currently not stripping or…

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A new one

I was checking out an online model on MFC. She was facing away from the camera and would not turn around until she received tips. It seemed rude. But, she did receive the tips to turn around. I am used to being ignored…

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A bloody mess

This was from a DS date a few weeks ago. Once again my sexual freak led me to a new sexual experience that I might not have been willing to do with a lesser woman. I'm not sure how…

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Strip Club Fight Caught on Tape, Club Faces License Suspension

That's quite a fight in the club. http://www.cbs58.com/story/32108302/strip-club-fight-caught-on-tape-club-faces-license-suspension

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Strip Clubs Have Some of the Best Food Specials in Town. I Reviewed Five of Them

Despite the rumors about me, I only go to strip clubs for the lunch specials. https://thebolditalic.com/strip-clubs-have-some-of-the-best-food-specials-in-town-i-reviewed-five-of-them-dcb1037fc1a5#.9vytzcuqe

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Strip-Club Case Puts DEA Staff on Hot Seat

The details of the case are often fascinating: "The beer cooler kept breaking, and condoms were on the floor. A chair broke, and a manager posited it was because a dancer was too heavy. One email exchange focused on…

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OTC spat

Took a new dancer friend out to brunch over memorial day weekend and she had a bit too much to drink. This is the second time has become drunk with me. While at the bar after brunch She recognizes…

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When new management attacks! - OR - What do you think will happen to this club?

One of my local clubs is under new management and the new owners have mad changes. It's the Fox Gentleman's Club in Bath, PA. The club is 8.5 miles away from Platinum Plus Allentown. Location: Bath, PA, is a predominantly white,…

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Now that MySpace has been Hacked

I think I'll go back to Prodigy. That's what I get for being on the cutting edge!!! https://www.wired.com/2016/05/hack-brief-old-myspace-account-just-came-back-haunt/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0

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How Did We Not Discuss the Gorilla?

He was one big ass mofo. Did you see how big he was compared to the kid?

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Trivial Pursuit....TUSCL version

1, Which member actually tracked down Doc Holliday? 2, Alucard said life came from_______? 3, Who is the original most hated troll? 4, Ilbanicci discussed what bizarre creature? 5, Who made cucumbers famous? lol, I could go on...

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Sucking tits?

Is sucking tits an extra In a topless full contact lap dances club?? Did any bouncer yell at you if you r sucking dancers tits during lap dance?

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Tight Pussy Story Time

Their once was a magna named Da juice. He would travel down to his favorite all you can eat buffet at shoneys breakfast bar. After some time he got close to the waitress. She was long and skinny, a b…

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Street Walkers

I haven't picked up a SW for a while and was wondering where they are hanging out these days. Van Buren and Broadway were hot spots and so was buckeye, then 51st ave and McDowell, The last place I picked…

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A good lapdance without extras

What's your idea of a good lapdance without extras? Basically a dance that would make you get a few more. For me, getting my fingers wet, titty sucking, and some kissing would my answer.

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drugs? alcohol? rape? psych meds? arrests? tats? lesbian? chance of being a stri

A female best friend of mine since I was 15 has been a train wreck over many years, especially when she went to college out of state. Her problems started when she was 14 dating a 28 year old BF…

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OTC roster

How many strippers do you currently have on your OTC roster? I have none at the moment, but I'm working on one girl right now.

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Crazyjoe Does Grilling, With A Blowtorch

Looks like Joe cooked more than the squirrel. Apparently $2 million in cooking. http://woodtv.com/2016/05/25/court-tenant-liable-for-torched-squirrel-apartment-fire/

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Advice: which Chicago club is best to introduce a new GF to Lap dances?

I am a strip club aficionado, but not to the degree of many of the denizen's of this list. I have posted a number of reviews for clubs across the country, so I realize the overall limitations of…

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i like the cut of his gib

that @juicebox69 fellow has always irritated me but i think he has turned over a new leaf. you can tell that he has lived a life almost as interesting as mine @mikey aka @TheeOSU aka @CaraLynn87 aka a bunch of other…

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Falling Down Drunks

I usually go in the daytime for a variety of good reasons, but even the day shift gets its share, I guess. It's about mid afternoon and a guy walking across the floor seems to trip over air and…

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Reviews for VIP

Does each new review you post stack 4 more weeks to your VIP membership, or do they only take you out to having 4 weeks left? Just not sure if I should post about a recent trip, or wait til…

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Face Sitting

Coming or going, straddling forward or reverse cowgirl?

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Mama June on a strip club tour

How many of you will go to see Mama June strip? http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/31/mama-june-strip-club-tour/

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Milwaukee wants to shut down strip club over fight, prostitution claim

Don't shut down Texas Jay's. It's the best looking strip club in Milwaukee. http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/milwaukee-wants-to-shut-down-strip-club-over-fight-prostitution-claim-b99734006z1-381330781.html

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Main Reason Dancers (and servers) Get Fired

A- Fighting with customer, management or staff B- Possession, use, distribution of controlled substance C- Providing extras in the club or on the premises D- Poor attendance record