What is best club in Austin, Texas?

I don't know. What do the reviews suggest?

I've been researching this very topic and the conclusion I've reached is either the Landing Strip or maybe XTC Cabaret.

I am leaning toward Landing Strip.

You have access to the reviews on this site, correct? Start with the clubs with the largest total number of reviews in Austin, then work towards those with less number of reviews.

Best club and best dances are two different questions (and two different clubs).

maybe the water polo club

Water polo is a club sport at the University of Texas. But they aren't as good as the team from Stanford. All their horses drowned in the first match

I have gotten excellent lappers at many Austin clubs -- Perfect 10, Yellow Rose, Sugar's Uptown Cabaret, Expose, Palazio, and even from the ratchet strippers at Chicas Bonitas and Hot Bodies -- but IMO the very best are at XTC Cabaret and Landing Strip.

The Landing Strip was featured in the movie "Varsity Blues".