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The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Fun on a Friday!

After visiting clubs all over the US, I had a chance to visit a club in Huntsville. I wasn’t expecting even though the Pony is ranked as a top club here on the site.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Hit and miss...still great

If you asked me after my first visit I would've said the Lodge was heaven on earth. A buddy and me showed up around 10pm and stayed till 1am. Gorgeous and very friendly dancers, plenty…

Secrets

Charleston, South Carolina

Could of been better, but could have been worse

Silver Slipper is directly across the street from another strip club, Goodfellas, in a run down industrial area. It has a large, free parking lot. The cover charge was $15. The décor…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

BamaHunt

After a year long hiatus , I decided to make another visit to Pony. A well lighted, free parking lot was available. It was 9:pm, cover $5.00 I ordered a cola $3.00. This is…

The Tanda Room

Dothan, Alabama

Unprofessional

I had given it good reviews in the past, however the staff here are unprofessional. The Bouncer is unprofessional and needs to invest in a wand to search people and not rub your chest…

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ROB Detection

Hey all, Anyone have any tips or tricks for ROBs? I got to say this summer has been hit or miss and I've had a lot of dances that just haven't delivered. It seems to be anytime I'm told "Oh, we'll…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

No fun when the place is cracking down

The Rhino goes in cycles. There are times when it is amazing, extras are easy to be had and they have a great crop of ladies working. Last Thursday, I was in Vegas…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

First Fayetteville Club Visit

Was in Fayetteville this past Friday with some time to kill, so I decided to check out one of the area clubs. There were only three clubs open during the day and Sparkys was the…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

I've been to SSJ's a number of times, but it's been quite a while since my last visit. (Just looked up my last review of this place on TUSCL, and it was June 28,…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

I think I have a new ATF

I've ranted several times about this club, specifically on the dancers and their commitment to "regulars." I think I've gotten into the regulars club and suddenly have a whole different attitude. I consider this a…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Extree Extree Read All About Tit

I haven't been back here in awhile (which is relative). Because for me a long time is like 6 months ago. I like reading and hearing about the "changes" that go on. I know everyone…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Unexpected

I made my once every once in a while visit to Columbia. I must admit my once in a while is less than it has been, mostly because I've been disappointed the last couple of…

Paradise Saloon

Lawrence, Kansas

Old reliable

I'm only in the area once or twice a year, but I stopped by this time even though I left disappointed the last couple of visits. The club hasn't changed physically. On the small…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Bring me the $$ baby...

I had some amazing and crazy time there but after awhile, the amount you pay just insane. Everyone from the dancers, bouncers, to waitresses will eventually try to up sell you 30 min champagne dance…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

not as bad as i expected

i came in just to have a drink and to feel the club out before i bought any friends with me there wasn't any negatives i could point out. i would go back. i heard…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Shift change

I've stopped by a few times over the past month or two and realizing how mixed bag of an experience you can get. While they have the most dancers working at any given time compared…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

You can find what you are looking for

I came here on a Saturday night. For all the different rooms I've heard of this place having, it's a lot smaller than I imagined. There's a ticket-like counter at the front that charges $40…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Decent time, but club is changing for the worst

Came in early Wednesday evening. I was surprised to find that they are now have an ID scanner that also takes your picture. The guy in front of me went off on data breaches and…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

Mardi Gras in Springfield Mass.

In town on business, so I figured I'd check out one of the local clubs and picked Mardi Gras because I heard the restaurant next door was good. The neighborhood looked shady and I heard…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

little place with lots of energy

this is a very unique club and it makes it very fun with all its space limitation. i parked the car in the lot which is very small but you can park on the street…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

More like a regular bar

Was here about a week ago. The stage gets overlooked, at most clubs people complain it's empty and here no one even looks. Some real good looking girls and they were all cool. I met…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Friday Night

Stopped in around 7 p.m. Surprised at the crowd there at that time, about 25 customers, all middle aged. Took one of the last seats at the bar and looked around at the talent. One…

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, South Carolina

Not worth the $20 cover

Goodfellas is located in what looks like a run down light industrial area. Not a nice neighborhood, but not scary. The club has a large free parking lot. There was a food…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First review

My friend and I go here often. he's been telling me I should register here for when I travel. here is my first review. if you don't go crazy with the private rooms your money…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

The Best As Always

Visited follies couple of weeks back on a Saturday. Arrived around 2.30 pm. I have paid $5 and $10 . This time it's $10 for parking. $5 cover as usual . One thing I noticed…

Dixie Rose Cabaret

Abilene, Texas

About the same

There are a number of regular dancers and patrons with a few new dancers coming and going. Went in Sunday evening. Recognized a number of the dancers and regulars when I entered.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Better Strip club then others near by

More affordable than gold club and others near by. I like the girls here a bit better as they seems to be worth the money. Girls are quality and not annoying and pushy. Good mix of…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Dice roll

Had stopped by a few times and find myself heading here more often as of late if none of the girls (which is usually at least 6-8) at Pandora's look appealing. There's far fewer girls…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

Strangest experience in a stripclub

First this is the shabbiest deja Vu I've ever seen, I'm not really a fan of the pretentious chain clubs but the other deja vu's I've been to were kept in much better condition. I…

Crazy Horse Rock Hill

Rock Hill, South Carolina

OK, not great

It was slow on a Thursday night. Only 5 dancers working so they they did a $10 cover instead of $15. Over the course of an hour or two I think only two ladies took…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Day visit

Visited early afternoon on a Saturday. There were 3 dancers and a 4th showed up after an hour. Was pretty enjoyable. Love the 2 large tv projectors next to the main stage. Nice to enjoy…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Been a long time comin'

I've been coming to this club for a long time now. I'm not what I would consider a regular, but there enough so that the regular staff recognize me and my group when we come…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

New Rules?

I went on my lunch break to enjoy seeing some real boobs, not the boobs I work with. I sat in a booth and a familiar face sat down and we chatted for a…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Nice Club overall

Visited on a Sunday afternoon....they have 10 dollar lap dances ...entry was also 10 dollars...not all dancers give a nude dance for 10...some of them ask for 20 per dance if its nude...I had 3…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Day shift is consistently good

I've been in twice in the last year and my expectations were consistently met. Clover took care of me like always the first time around, I have nothing but good things to say about her…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Great place - too many newbies though

Let me first begin by saying that I have frequented Allure quite a bit and more often than not, I have been a very satisfied customer. If you choose to have an appointment with any…

Trumpps

Detroit, Michigan

Just ok

I can't tell you the last time I'd been here, Well before Subi bought it. I remember it used to be the "go to place" especially before PHC opened. I loved the location, it's literally…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Decent little hole in the wall

It looks shadier than it really is - but don't pass by it on outward appearances alone. Have to go upstairs and pay your cover to the door guy to get in. The club is…

Club Castaway

Whatley, Massachusetts

The owner has milked this place...

The owner has milked this place for years. The interior is from the 1980s. The girls are hit or miss depending on the day of the week. I'd say on any given week you may see one…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

"THE HOLE"

If this is your first time coming here, than you may refer to this place as the 19th hole. However, once you become familiar with the place, you will begin to call it simply "The…

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Casting Decision

Who are some of the actors with the proper level of hotness and/or craziness to portray a stripper, if a stripper movie were to being made today?

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In Honor and memory of Mo Head

Mo head was a funny member of the board and a loved Club goer in Detroit. We often exchanged messages about jokes, girls and weight loss. He always had a kind and inspiring word to offer me as well as…

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Good clubs in the Detroit area to work

Please help me find a new place to dance!! I'm open to all and any suggestions with details!!

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Good clubs in the Detroit area to work

Please help me find a new place to dance!! I'm open to all and any suggestions with details!!

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how much is in your wallet right now?

Me $ ! ,260.00, $240.00 of it stripclub funds.

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Anyone think something interestng will happen Sept 23rd 2017?

Lots of people are predicting stuff to happen. Possibly disasters. Possibly the appearance of a massive dwarf star and planets traveling back in towards the inner solar system causing possibly widespread destruction on this planet. Some thinking, probably not…

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Worst or best or most unique song you've seen a stripper dance to.

Topic says it all. I experienced a stripper dance to Like a Stone - Audioslave last night. I've never thought of that song for a pole dance but omg when she was done I was almost in tears! Some of…

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Anyone from Floridas east coast regret evacuating?

Now that most of the damage will now be on Florida's east coast? I guess forecasters are not psychic so authorities practice safe over sorry in Florida. Storm made landfall in Cuba weakening it but water between Cuba and Florida is in…

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Vegas clubs a unsuspecting tourist trap?

I am a club cruising PL who travels all over and have actually only been in one Vegas club. I have clubbed in Reno and found them friendly and many other cities around the USA. I do not gamble at…

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Do you know what businesses open right after a hurricane in Florida

I had occasion to see a friend from south Florida shortly after Andrew and when I asked how the rebuilding was going he told me that businesses were reopening: First: the gas station/convenience stores open because they serve the immediate needs…

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RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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Who has met Mother and Daughter dancers at the same club

I was in a little club a while ago in a town in western NY state and a very cute 5'0" red head spinner plopped down in my lap and introduced herself to me. We chatted a while and got…

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Ex-stripper asks judge to rule she did not kill her millionaire husband

Reason # 677 not to marry a stripper: She might kill you. http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/851867/Anna-Ziuzina-stripper-millionnaire-lover-High-Court-judge-rule-murder

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Most dancers i have seen here

A small dive club off Foster Road that looks much better on the inside than outside. Very small inside, more than a few customers and it gets crowded. There were about 8 girls on duty,…

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I get why the reviews aren't great, but you can have a good time.

This place is a pretty typical dive. When you walk in, it's dark, and it takes a moment for your eyes to adjust. It's pretty much just one big open room, with an elevated stage…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Still my favorite club in NJ

I’ve reviewed the Playhouse before, so there’s no need to describe the layout or the facilities again. Everything remains the same, with only two changes. First, they’ve altered their restroom somewhat, adding what appears to…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Friday before Labor day

This visit was on Friday Sep 1, the beginning of Labor day weekend, from about 8:30 to 10 pm. The club is on Westlake avenue a few blocks south of Denny Way on kind of…

The G Spot

Sugarloaf, Pennsylvania

Laid back club, variety of dancers

First and foremost, some dancera are attractive, some are unattractive. I arrived around midnight on a Friday. Club is easy to pass by while driving because it set back away from the road and no…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

Not quite how remember it from college days

Stopped by on a whim at 1 AM to check it out a few weeks ago on a Sat when did not have time to go to the Niagara strip clubs. Perhaps spoiled by the…

Klassy Cat

Henrietta, New York

average night

Went there after hitting up Vixens. Vixens was a bit dead so i gave this a try. Went in and the place was packed. Fun atmosphere. lots of bachelor parties. It…

Houston Dolls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Very laid back, will have to return soon.

This is definitely a you get what you pay for type situation. New hours are 6P-2A Monday thru Sunday. Not sure how to submit to have hours changed... Unless it's a temporary post hurricane thing.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Just Wow

All I have to say is wow. First time at HK and it was a lot to take in. Came on a Tuesday around 8:30pm via the Blue Line trolley from downtown SD. Cost $2.50,…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

O honey please

Well after my endeavors to clubs around the 219, scores, fantasy, vu. I decided to strut into shady territory. O honeys howve the rumor are true. Well it is a primary darker skined club which…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Rick's checkup

I stopped by Rick's over the weekend to see what the latest update was on the girls here and I must say I didn't recognize that many girls so it seemed like a lot of…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

This was my favorite strip club

Had a mixed experience that eclipsed the excellent ones in the past. Immediately after walking in I could tell it was a slow night but there were still lots of girls. Beautiful. The best looking…

Doll House

Sandy Springs, Georgia

This is the worst strip club I have ever been to

1) I got there at 10:30 and the place was completely empty almost maybe 6 other customers. The girls to guy ratio was at least 3 to 1. 2) When I was talking to the…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

First time there, not impressed

I had read reviews which mentioned forts and such. Decided to give it a try. This was my first time there since it became Chicas Locas. Same layout as before. New chairs (these were…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice to be Back

I hadn't been to Cheerleaders for about a decade and it was nice to be back. When I arrived about 2pm the club was quite empty, only one stage and part of a second…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Nice club, pretty dancers

I have been coming here for several years. They recently remodeled and it looks awesome! The dancers are better looking too! They have a nice selection of girls for different preferences. The door girl wasn't…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

First Visit In A While

First visit to club since last summer: Only noticeable change since last time was the popcorn machine is gone. Brass remains a very unpretentious, casual club with a good interactive stage show. This particular Thursday…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Back again!

I decided to head to Baby Dolls after a disappointing time at Chicas Locas. I got there around 10PM and stayed till a little after 1. $7 to get in $5.75 for a bottle of water $20…

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Slow but fun Friday

Went to a club yesterday and customers were scarce, girls maybe a few less than usual, but overall the ratio was in the customer's favor. Spent about and hour and a half alternating between two dancers... the first mid 20s with…

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Who knew?

Harvey and Irma. Who knew? Certainly not Harvey and Irma Schluter of Washington state. Married 75 years now, they’re wondering how it came to be that two major hurricanes bearing their names are poised to strike the U.S. back-to-back. The New…

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Just for fun.

http://www.buzztroopers.com/only-americans-with-a-phd-passed-this-animal-vocabulary-test-can-you/?utm_source=bt-mgid&utm_medium=bt-mgid-desk&utm_campaign=bt-mgid&utm_term=desk&utm_content=5560730 I did pass!

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal

Who lied about military service! Fuck that faggot fake war hero vinceygirl michaels.

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Cold beers are great

If you ever been to gentlemen's club, you know it can be hit or miss and this time it was a miss by a solar system. I got there about 6:00 so I could see…

Sophia's

Las Vegas, Nevada

Awesome night at Sophis's

Monday night, bored playing poker and wanted some fine ass girls to get some lapdances and booty grab. Saved my connections from previous visit & free admission. Manager on duty was very…

Smiles Nightclub

Poughkeepsie, New York

variety

For a strip club in a strip mall next to a restaurant and a barber, the place is not bad. They had 2 girls, a slightly chunky brunette with weird tattoos, and a thin but pretty…

Pole Position

Mays Landing, New Jersey

Better than other times

So I'm taking a road trip for a South Jersey event and find myself in the area of PP. Stop in to spend a few minutes and see how it is. A cute little bartender…

Foxy

El Paso, Texas

Place has gotten worse...

Went in at about 10:30 on Thursday night. At first everything seemed like it would be good, since there were only two small groups inside and like 6-7 dancers all standing around looking like they…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Early in the Day

I had an appointment in Baltimore and wanted to visit a SC but I've tried the Block many times and have usually been less than satisfied with the experience. Reviews for Fantasies sounded like…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

The girls are hot here...and diverse lineup

The girls are hot and very diverse. When I was there, I had lap dances from Cambodian, Caucasian, Hispanic, and black girls. There was this girl (think her name is Amy) who will talk dirty…

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If you were wondering if your power might go off what would you eat and drink?

Drink up 20 beers? They will last though. Eat ice cream and pizza? So much cool stuff to eat and drink. What would you do? I read there are people from Charlestown, Florida, Hilton head already in…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Not a bad place

Was in the area and thought I would give it a try. Night cover was $5, the place is very large inside with an exceptionally large stage and a very large bar. They have a…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Predictable

So I'm coming from NYC to visit Philly for a weekend trip with the girlfriend. I was expecting a show since this is by far the standard premiere urban strip club. However the overall experience…

Vikings

Tumon, Guam

Fun Club but expensive

So this club is on the second level of a strip mall. There is a pretty good Irish Bar next door and I had a few drinks to warm up prior to going to…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Saves the day again, sort of

I drove to The Dollhouse after finding nothing interesting at Masters. This visit was nothing to compare to my last one, but it was much better than Masters. I was asked at the door for…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

An Attalla Secret

First time to ever stop by a club in this little city, usually prefer the likes of Huntsville or ATL, so I didn't have high expectations. I was proven to be impressed by this little…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Second Stop on a Late Wednesday Night.

Arrived just before 1 AM. The parking lot was hardly full, usually not a great sign. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Used the online coupon for free admission. Grabbed a beer…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Wednesday Night Visits, First Stop.

Found myself with a little free time on Wednesday night. So, I stopped by some of the clubs in Albuquerque and was hoping to check out the talent. First stop was TD’s Eubank. Arrived just…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Gotta get lucky

I've been to the pony here and there and it's honestly either a gold mine or a complete whiff. My suggestion is going to get a dance. Right away once the dance starts, you'll know…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Friday Afternoon

So I stop in on a Friday afternoon a few weeks ago and the place is empty, except for 3 dancers and the bartender. I step to the bar and a pretty AA dancer…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back for quick visit

Stopped by on a whim for some quick and easy stress relief. Standard: $10 cover, $5 soda requirement. Was a slow afternoon and I was one of only 4 or 5 other customers. Plenty of…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Pleasantly surprised

I was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ladies. Being all nude and no alcohol, I expected a hefty dose of average. But it was quite the opposite - there were some of the…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

No fun to be had

My first visit to Masters in a long time was not a good one. I visited on a sunday night, not in golf season, so hopefully that was the core of the problem and my…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New York, New York

Flashy

It's a "classy" joint, with multi levels and a nice stage. The doorman was big but accommodating and friendly. He arranged for a VIP room with two dancers for me and my girlfriend. After choosing…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Labor day at the IR

Decided to check out the IR now that the new owner has settled in. Looks like some nice improvements on the physical appearance, new bathrooms and such. More improvements to come from what I was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great time with awesome girls.

It was an early Tuesday night, got there around 8 PM. The parking lot was 1/2 full. There is a coupon on the website which offered free admission. Upon entering the bouncer diligently described the seating…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Amazing Amanda/Stephanie

This happened last Friday. Amanda now Stephanie is a legend at the HL dayshift. I don't usually partake because she is high volume VIP and sometimes that crosses the line from hot to gross. But…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

just wanted to check it out

I stop by around 1:30pm saw a lot of nice dancers of all color young old got a couple of dances from a milf who lead me to the vip I was running late on…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Daytime Improvement

Went in Wed afternoon, and it ended a long string of not so exciting afternoon visits. Days are hit and miss anyway, but besides my 2 regulars there was sufficient eye candy to make the…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Good Times

Was feeling lazy to drive up to philly, so decided to stop by Hak and test my luck. Went little early so didn't get the drink special, but still the drinks are relatively cheap. There…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Yep, I was right the first time...

Decided to stop by Good Guys for the first time in over a year, needed to scratch the strip club itch and couldn't get any place more "handsy." As always no cover to enter, when…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Wednesday is the best day

Wednesday is 20 dollar lap dance day and brings out the most strippers to work on this day/night. During the day you got more white dancers. At night you got more black dancers…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Midday Friday

So I have been in before during the evenings and decided to come in on an earlier. It was around lunch time and the line up was about 8 girls and the names I…

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Third and Last Stop on a Late Wednesday Night.

Arrived after 2 AM. Not a lot of cars in the parking lot. The usual ID and wand check at the door. Showed one of the ½ price business cards, grabbed from TDs North, and…

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, Delaware

Kimber

Visited Fairways on 10-8-17. On this day, there were two dancers plus a bar tender. Fairways is easy to find, between Dover and Odessa on the northbound side of Rt. 13. They…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Labor Day Special- not so special

My previous posts describe the place. Still no face lift but like most places that are "dives" your money goes a long way. I can only say my regular dancer saved the day. If it…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Remniscent of "Married With Children"

I had a two-club night on Thursday evening, September 7th. My first stop was at Pandora's. I had arranged in advance to meet another TUSCL member there at 8:30, and we had a good…

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, Virginia

Pleasant way to wait out the traffic

Had a business meeting in Crystal City that ended around 5:30 pm, so I decided to visit CCR and let the I-95 southbound rush hour traffic die down before making my way home. Sparse…

Exclusive Lingerie Boutique

Rockford, Illinois

Had a great visit

I have previously reviewed Chantilly Lace which is diagonally across the street from Exclusive. Remember that it's a lingerie show place. There are only private showings. No booze, no strippers, no show. They will…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Boring Monday

Must have been a long weekend for the dancers. Only a couple of them at the bar when I arrived at 12:45. They both looked tired, one was with a regular having a…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Okay, Not Great

I had not been to Club 390 in over 1.5 years. I could write some great reviews of those previous visits. The remodeling of the inside made the club feel smaller around the…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Could have been worse

Stopped in when in town for a work trip ($5 cover) Sat at the bar and took in the sites. There were not many talented looking ladies (I counted two that I was interested…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Great place to quickly get your rocks off

It has kind of a strange setup. Parking lot is sandwiched between busy Rte. 130 and a public park over the fence. Ground floor has adult toy store and girls in booths. I think upstairs…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Second day in a row, and it did not disappoint

Well this is my 2nd review of the Cadillac Lounge in as many days and again, I was not disappointed. I skipped the CR this time and settled for nude dances, one at $40 per…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Non Smoking alternative to Criket

My most recent visit to my favorite non smoking club in the Detroit area, Criket, left me wanting. Wanting more dancers that aren't older or out of shape. So back to BTs I…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sweet dulce

Went in about two weeks ago on Friday early afternoon. Dulce was there and sat next to me in the seats by the jukebox. She stuck her hand under my shorts and gave me a…

Beef Baron

London, Ontario

did not need my glasses

As I was out for a drive , i end up at the bar. Sat down and the waitress came by and asked what I wanted, ordered and got my beer and then this very…

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Why won't she take my $20?

I was approached by a girl that was attractive enough for me and she sat in my lap. I touched her unexposed chest and ran my palm across her crotch all the way to her asshole in order to…

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OT: It would be nice not to have to log in to the site every time I come here

I mean I have everything macroed but it's still annoying. Same with reviews and such, you have to log in first to see reviews rather than just staying logged in after you leave the site and come back later.

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Has anyone ever taken a break from the club?

An extended break? I realized I'm getting too attached to my ATF, plus I'm spending way too much, and it's affecting me mentally and physically. So I dropped all contact and plan on taking an extended break from it to…

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Tipping the Bouncer

I know this has been discussed before: When you go into a club and get dances do you tip the bouncer, host or hostess in the lap dance area. I usually do tip a couple bucks because: 1} it may encourage them to…

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Dealing with uninteresting dancers

So here's a scenario I want to set up in this discussion, and I'm sure a lot of you have been in this situation. You're at a club, a dancer approaches and sits down next to you. She offers a…

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Ever get in trouble (bouncer/management)?

Howdy folks, I'm definitely getting comfortable here, I enjoy reading the discussions...I like reading reviews, and live writing them when I have any experiments (good or bad) to share. I'm from/in Houston, TX...born n raised and just now joining the…

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Options.

So, I have a sure thing lined up at sugar44 this afternoon. However, I've never been to Hiliter or BSC and am interested in trying them both. What's a man to do in such a predicament?

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My ATF only likes one thing

I used to enjoy going to the club, chatting for 20 mins or so, having a couple of drinks. But now when I walking My ATF this amazing jamican girl walks up to me , even before i get a…

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States of emergency FL, GA, SC, NC

Be careful and playful https://youtu.be/emjKwaOKFvk

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Hurricanes, Earthquakes and Sunamias

Be careful and prayerful

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She wants to introduce you.....

If your ATF wants to introduce you to her parents.....What does that mean?.....I mean Im pretty sure that she just wouldn't introduce anyone.......

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OT: Irma evacuation

So which of you other poor bastards are not evacuating? For the record, I haven't either. I wanted to, but even on Wednesday the only hotel I could find was a La Quinta in Tallahassee, and I searched…

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U.S. Open Women's Final: Who are you getting dances with?

The US Open Women's Final has two black women in it and neither of them have the last name Williams. Sloane Stephens and Madison Keys, two American women who have not quite met the expectations their talent garnered for…

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OT: going to a breastraunt alone

I'll be on a business trip next month. Unfrotantely there aren't any strip clubs anywhere even close to where I will be staying, and even if there were it's not in a high mileage/extras states. So probably the next best…

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What happens to the women that's get lap dances in Vegas vipa

Let assume I am witH another girl and I buy her a VIP dance in vegas. What' will the striper do to her? Details? Fingering? Breasts playing? Masturbatuon? Please give me details to know if the trip is worth it.

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1st Follies visit

So some of you may have read my first post on here asking for advice. Thank you to all that answered. I did go to Follies on Monday. I had a great time and will be going again. Planning for…

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Football

The season starts Sunday not sure I'll get to see any of the games due to Irma but I'm rooting for the Giants to beat Dallas who are you rooting for.

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Nightmare Scenario

The condom breaks on an OtC date. What do you do?

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What happens in the VIP area in Vegas Strip clubs?

Never been to a Las Vegas strip club before. Can anyone share their stories on what actually happens in the VIP area of a Vegas strip club. The more details the better.

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Girlfriend threaten to become stripper to encourage boyfriend to rob banks

What surprised me is that this story occurred in Israel, not Florida. I didn't know they had strippers in Israel. I've booked a trip to Israel in December, and now I wonder if I should visit the…

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Is This An Indication Of A Problem?

If you wake up unsure of where you are, who's bed you're in, and which woman is in your arms, but you're fairly certain of a 50/50 chance of guessing right.

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Is Vip worth it ?

Afternoon fellas I liked the discussion pro vs ameatruer Im 27 and been going to strip clubs sense 18 I have not been more than 20 times and only been to clubs in Houston tx. Recently I beginning to consider…

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Smoking Hot cafeteria lady arrested for sex with teen.

http://www.tampabay.com/news/education/k12/cafeteria-worker-at-hernando-christian-academy-arrested-on-sex-charges/2336454?utm_source=fark&utm_

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South Padre Island Strip Club Analysis

There is talk of an attorney wanting to build a new strip club on South Padre Island north of Beach Access 6, about six miles outside of town in an undeveloped part of the island. https://www.portisabelsouthpadre.com/2017/09/01/county-holds-hearing-over-island-topless-bar-proposal/ Here are reasons why I think…

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First OTC Experience

So update on my ATF from last week. She texted me and apologized for getting pissed last week. She agreed she needs to leave him but she just can't. She wanted to make it up to me so she told…

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vincemichaels is a DickBreath Neanderthal!

Title says it all! Lol!

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A Miami Strip Club Is Hosting a Hurricane Watch Party, of Course

Our Miami brethren now have a safe place to ride out the storm. http://www.miaminewtimes.com/music/kendrick-lamar-at-american-airlines-arena-in-miami-september-2-9611068

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Cookies?

Hi everyone was just wondering hypothetically of course if a Girl Scout sold cookies in front of a strip club would you buy them? Again this is a fake scenario Ik this would probably never happen, at least I'd hope…

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The Faggot RickyBoy...

Slam dunked that faggot RickyBoy!

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Has a dancer ever lost control of her bowels and shit on your lap during a dance

This is seriously a big fear I have

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BIG ASS WHITE GIRLS (PAWGS) RATE THEM 1-10

just testing and wanting to know where i can find these types of girls in high mileage clubs in the USA because they sure as shit aren't any in the ny/nj areas. A) http://pawgclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Pawgs-to-Keep-an-Eye-on-for-the-Spring-1-300x200.jpg B) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/74/cc/73/74cc731758d87900c170a232375b6402--white-girls-toe.jpg C) http://pawg.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/pawg_Selfie_3.jpg D) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFr9vsKXgAAD8b4.jpg

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Bday gift for your ATF?

Any suggestions?

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An ode to Motorhead, may I present: Kate Upton

And she forgot to put a bikini on: https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/oPorrnTuv9POUJjVPVmlBw--/YXBwaWQ9eW15O3E9NzU7dz02NDA7c209MQ--/http://l.yimg.com/yp/offnetwork/e2a62bb49a3b53c68b6ec07b7c096521

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USA Sex Guide

Did USA Sex Guide get taken down?

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How long before SC management recognizes you

Most of us probably just want to slip in unnoticed, and get our jollies unobserved. But I would think the management recognizes repeat customers pretty soon. How quickly after joining a club, did you begin to feel like a known…

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Need advice for a Stripper friend in Florida

Pathetic Loser Situation. I have a stripper friend who has been at a club in Florida working but not doing so well, and now the hurricane is going to shut down business for awhile probably. She is small but very…

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Clever or stupid girl

Either way I can't help thinking if she'd have survived if she was Black. http://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-41179372/handcuffed-us-woman-escapes-in-police-car-after-arrest

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OT: Who eats grits?

Driving from CA to Ga back in "87 never saw them on the menu until we hit TX. I personally think they are tasteless and pass in favor of hash browns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWC0sKCS5oA

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Amateur vs Professional PL

It seems like recently there are mostly two types of PLs on this board, the professionals which have been at it for years and can offer great advice, and the beginners who are just getting their feet wet. No…

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Club Not Liable for Drunk Stripper's Crash

http://www.dispatch.com/news/20170906/bar-not-liable-for-drunken-strippers-crash-ohio-supreme-court-rules

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Dancers talking you out of VIP

Has anyone else experienced this? I've heard this at least twice. That you pay the house a certain amount and then pay the girl a certain amount and it's just not worth the money? Why? Do these girls not know…

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Vegas Value?

Some from my reading it appears Cheetahs daytime has the best value lap dances. I don't need a "fancy" club. 6's and 7's is fine. Low pressure, no scamish/high pressure, seedy but friendly is good too. In…

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Hmm interesting Good thing i dont wear them lol

http://balleralert.com/profiles/blogs/ladies-what-do-your-panties-say-about-you/

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What did Crazyjoe do this summer

Crazyjoe goes long boarding... https://youtu.be/NgMSnFxvzTc

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[OT] Just How Undervalued is Bitcoin?

In a previous thread I asked if Bitcoin was a bubble: https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=51801 The TUSCL Consensus (TM) seems to be that it is. Now for those of you who do not believe it is a bubble, I'm with you. The new question is:…

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This question should have been addressed to TUSCL

“So I have a super weird predicament that I’ve been dealing with for basically this whole summer so far. Back in June, I won a good amount of money gambling on the NBA finals, so I decided to go out…

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What to do in case the escort doesn't show up. :)

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/belgian-hotel-fish-rent-lonely-guests-charleroi-airport-gosselies-brussels-south-a7929031.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Bonobo Handshake

http://www.bonobohandshake.com/ https://www.amazon.com/Bonobo-Handshake-Memoir-Adventure-Congo/dp/1592406343/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504658278&sr=8-1&keywords=bonobo+handshake http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bonobo%20Handshake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgiROKU5elE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5htMni6iDw https://www.youtube.com/user/bonobohandshake https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Dawn-Stray-Modern-Relationships-ebook/dp/B007679QTG/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1504658313&sr=1-1&keywords=sex+at+dawn SJG

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A Tale of Two (Hypothetical) Club Chains

You have a chance to own one and only one of two hypothetical groups of eight strip clubs in the Northeastern, Midwestern, and Southern United States. Based solely on their respective locations, which one would you choose? Chain A (Tits 'n'…

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Strip club wear.

I know there are at least one hundred threads on this topic, but I thought I would share a direct observation I have made. I can't speak from experience on whether business, casual, formal, etc will draw more of the…

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getting a number

you guys know how you get a number, then later realize it didn't actually save in your phone? yeah...that's right. d'oh!

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Need some help!!! Advice for possibly dating a dancer

So here's what's up I been talking to this girl at a local club for about 4 months now. In this time I've probably seen her dancing 7-8 times maybe a little less. I've always gotten dances from her every…

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What club is this in dallas TX it looks amazing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYp3YUDgfx0/

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What's up TUSCL !! New to the forum. TJ trip advice?

You guys have awesome stories & great advice! This weekend will be my first trip to TJ red light district, visiting hk :) . Is cheaper to get a room & stay the night to bring females over? I mean…

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Morgantown WV and Pittsburgh clubs

Looking for high mileage clubs in these areas as I will be visiting this weekend. Any help is appreciated!

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An acquired taste?

https://www.instagram.com/jadastarsz/?hl=en

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[OT] Robert Schiller Thinks Bitcoin is a Bubble; Do You Agree?

Quotes: "I’m arguing that there’s a fundamental deep angst of our digitization and computers, that people wonder what their place is in this new world. What’s it going to be like in 10, 20, or 30 years, and will I have…

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Coincidence?

It seems that Papi and fishsticks went on a hiaitus at about the same time.

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Little Darlings Las Vegas - Does anyone know this stripper?

I met this hot brunette latina spinner at LV/LD last year. When onstage she did great plower while keeping a redbull can nestled between the cheeks of her ass. Great fully nude grinds & I always left happy (last summer…

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Unusual dancer name

I was talking to a dancer and asked her name. It was a weird name, and it was very loud, so I asked her to spell it. Her name was Lita. I told her that was an…

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Anyone watch ninja warrior?

Do you think it would be more amusing if they added a little beach boys music called Wipe Out every time a contestant took a dive?

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LA advice, coming from Phoenix

Looking for bourbon street like place, I'm overwhelmed by amount of clubs. If you are not familiar, Bourbon street tends to have way above average looking dancers with $20 lap dances in the back with decent grinding and…

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Club near me function is helpful

One click and it's an instant list. No more guessing

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vincemichaels Lied about Military Service; Whacks off to Underage Girls in Teena

Behold your hero vinceygirl, TUSCL!

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So is S. Florida next?

Watching irma closely. Historically only about 5 have hit S. Florida from it's present location. That means nothing at all. andrew was't going to hit us.

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Crazy Joe Bath Balm lol

That's rite when crazy Joe decide to soak in the tub after a long day at Johnny on the spot septic services he just loves to take a shit in his hot tube then just marinate in it :)

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RTP I sent you a PM

In CLT officially and looking for the best area to live as close to Uptown as possible. I think this first year I'm just going to do a studio apartment. Why so many gorgeous ladies here not sure if I'll…

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Shit bomb

As you all know I drive a shit sucker pumper truck and I love me some lot lizzards and $20 hookers and a few $5 lappers.... I love me all the finer thangs in life. Like any of you guys…

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Mass and RI clubs

Are there any Massachusetts clubs that allow touching and nude with open minded dancers? If not, what's the best Rhode Island club for these type of things? (Reviews are all over the map.)

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Here's One More Reason You Should Have Sex at Least Twice a Week

Use this reasoning with your favorite stripper. This way you'll be around to pay them longer. http://www.menshealth.com/health/frequent-sex-and-heart-risk?internal_recirc=outbrain_maf

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Armageddon hits Downtown Detroit

I can't verify if this is true, but I have read on another forum that the two clubs in downtown Detroit have recently been hit hard by both Detroit vice and the MLCC. Legends was ordered to take down their…

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How a former stripper, 31, became a professional 'SEX WITCH' casting spells to b

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4849744/Ex-stripper-professional-sex-witch-teaches-orgasm-spells.html Must be the season of the sex witch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-7cJZqvYCY

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Looks, Money, Status

Gotta have at least one to get laid. Looks matter: https://medium.com/@worstonlinedater/tinder-experiments-ii-guys-unless-you-are-really-hot-you-are-probably-better-off-not-wasting-your-2ddf370a6e9a Money/Status matters: https://theblog.okcupid.com/the-big-lies-people-tell-in-online-dating-a9e3990d6ae2?utm_content=buffer6631b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

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Kind of feel bad for the girl

So looking at the title, I know you're thinking what the fuck has he gotten himself into. Well guys it's not that type of thread bare with me. Went into my usual club a couple of weeks ago and I…

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Customer made a dancer spill a drink on herself...

Wasn't a big spill, but just embarassingly clumsy of him. It was a free drink she was supposed to sell as part of a VIP promo. So of course I said that was gross and rude when she walked away from…

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The god dam beef

Where the hell is the beef

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Got my first stripper #

Which implies of course that I'd like to get more :-) Thanks to TUSCL, I know not to make a huge deal about this, she gave it to me in order to make scheduling ITC hookups easier, which is the…

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Austin strip club robbery.

Two men armed with guns stormed into Pleasures strip club in North Austin early Saturday morning and pointed a gun at a manager, forcing her to fill a bag with money before being arrested just outside the club, according to…

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Wheeeerrrree'$ the beef?

God dam Arby's commercial