Coliseum
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11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205

Been a long time comin'

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Sep 9, 2017, 8:56 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I've been coming to this club for a long time now. I'm not what I would consider a regular, but there enough so that the regular staff recognize me and my group when we come in.

There's nothing about the club that I could say that hasn't been said 100x. It's fairly spacious with enough space between booths and tables so you aren't on top of other customers, so it never really feels like there's anyone else there most of the time. I've been there at all times of the day, and at various points through out he week and the crowd changes accordingly. During the week on day shift it's very laid back with usually regulars and older dudes milling about, almost no one tips on stage so either the girls already know them or they are just there to get an eyeful. If your a stage tipper a Lincoln will be a sure fire way to get some attention so choose wisely. At night and on the weekends (and during events) it gets pretty packed, and the customers honestly run the gamut from "hobbiests" to wanna be rappers. Security does a pretty good job of keeping a lid on things getting to obnoxious but it's a strip club so obnoxious is kind of the way of the walk for most customers. At busy times the best way to get a girls attention is to tip and straight up let her know you are interested in spending some money and that usually does it.

I can say objectively that the girls there are always serviceable. The girls are mostly white, but there's a fairly diverse mix in there, most are slim with smaller chests but there's definitely a few with the lift kits put on (especially at night). Most are pretty friendly and will actually have a conversation and most aren't ghetto in their mannerisms. The ones that are being anti social that day will usually keep to themselves and out of customers business. Physically most are within the 7-8 range with a rare outlier walking around. The later the night goes and on the weekends there's some pretty serious bombshells that stroll through there and I'd be hard pressed to say that there's any real hardship cases either. The main difference between day and night shift is mainly the number of girls. Night shift obviously getting the higher numbers, with the ratios staying pretty much the same.

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