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Worst or best or most unique song you've seen a stripper dance to.

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Chaz6422Somewhere between her legs

Topic says it all. I experienced a stripper dance to Like a Stone - Audioslave last night. I've never thought of that song for a pole dance but omg when she was done I was almost in tears! Some of these chicks truly take pride in their artwork!

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Meat Loaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light". 8-minute 30-second album version. Worked out well for me getting a lapdance, but the dancers were confused and annoyed.

This was at the Satin Doll in downtown Providence before it closed.

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Cashman1234

I agree. Some dancers seem to love to choreograph their dances. I've enjoyed a few dancers who could really work with the music. Some dancers love Auduoslave - and they definitely can get into their music.

It might sound cliche - but I had a dancer who killed it to Kid Rock's Cowboy. That was at Rachel's in Orlando - a long time ago.

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BurlingtonHoFactory

Sometimes they choose songs with lyrics that paint an unflattering picture of dancers and sex workers. For example, "My Girlfriend is a Dancer" by Dan Diamond, or "Shaking Hands" by Nickleback. I've always liked these songs, and I probably would never have even heard them if I hadn't been hanging around a strip club, but if the PLs listen to the lyrics too closely, that might not be a good thing for a dancer who's trying to run game on the suckers. At a minimum, being reminded that strippers are good liars who have boyfriends might make SS a bit more difficult to pull off. I'm sure the more talented girls will find a way, though.

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GoVikings

on monday during half-time of the vikings game i'm gonna have my CF dance for me to the song "down in mexico" by the coasters. the ironic thing is.....she's mexican.

by the way, this qualifies as the BEST

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GoVikings

here's a little preview of what it'll look like......except she's hotter than this girl and she's mexican and colombian

www.youtube.com

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sharkhunter

Eeewww that Smell. I think the DJ picked out a song, not the one the dancer requested.

Maybe it was a hint.

m.youtube.com

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whodey

My CF at the time learned the hard way not to let another dancer pick her songs on the jukebox. It turned out that the other girl was was pissed at her about stealing a customer so the girl played the following three song set for her.

  1. Dude looks like a lady - Aerosmith

  2. You've got a friend in me - Randy Newman

  3. Taps

I don't care how hot a stripper is, no one can make that song list sexy.

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flagooner

Why would those songs even be available on a jukebox in a SC?

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flagooner

And why did you even notice, much less remember, the songs answer what order they were played? I usually have other things that keep my attention.

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twentyfive

I think the last song of the night should be the full unedited version of The Doors. Light My Fire

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rh48hr

At one club where they play music from a jukebox, dancers were picking the songs for other dancers on this day. They made one girl dance to a ho down type song, don't know the name of it. Think Deliverance but it wasn't the same song. lol

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Chaz6422

@Whodey Lmao too funny!

Yeah very interesting gents. Glad I've only been to SCs with DJs

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whodey

Flagooner it was one of those touchtunes type internet jukeboxes, you can select any song available through the streaming music service. When those types of songs are playing in a club its hard to forget. My cf at the time was having such a hard time dancing to them that it was funny and has stuck in my mind as one of the oddest strip club experiences I've had.

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mark94

A dancer I know has the same name as a song. She plays it every freaking time she is on stage. Annoying as hell, but still good salesmanship.

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shailynn

"Seventeen" by Winger.

Worst song for me but at the same time the best song for JS69.

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shadowcat

Many years ago at the old Crazy Horse Saloon in Atlanta the last song of the night was Frank Sinatra doing "New York, New York".

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Mainster

On the same day, in the same club, "Amos Moses" and "Spirit In The Sky." Apparently a customer wanted to hear the tunes and the poor girl just had to roll with it.

There's a girl at the Candy Store these days who gets to dance to Elvis' "Devil In Disguise" at least once a shift because her pet whale thinks the tune suits her.

I had a long-ago CF that would do burlesque-style routines to whatever caught her fancy; one of the best was "Dr. Longjohn," a Bette Midler tune. I think "Hell's Bells" was still in the top 40 at the time, so you can say she had some pretty eclectic tastes.

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Chili Palmer

Worst song ever was at a club in Santa Ana, when the DJ played Harry Chapin's "Cats in the Cradle." I think every dad in the club simultaneously asked themselves, "What the fuck am I doing here?"

CP

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rl27

Here one ones I recall

Most Unique

Weird All Yankovic's, Amish Paradise

Best by a feature

A sword swallowing and fire baton routine to Metallica's Orion.

Worst was when a dancer yelled at the DJ he couldn't come up with a worse song to dance to when she came on stage, and the DJ chose. Tiny Tim's. Tip Toe through the Tulip's, and refused to play any other song.

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Bigdawg1978

One that made me laugh ..... I'm sailing away by Eric Cartman. Not the best looking girl but I she got a nice tip based on song choice

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Digitech

'The Twist' by Chubby Checker.

I also had a lapdance to the long version of CCR's 'Heard It Through The Grapevine.'

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Digitech

Oh, I also saw a girl dance to 'Jizz In My Pants' back when that first came out.

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skibum609

At the Inner Room about eighteen years ago I got a lap dance to Eric Clapton's little wing. Back in the six dollar lap dance days and they played the whole song: 6:20. Felt bad and tipped her.

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hump_my_leg_12346

Lol @ That Smell by Skynard!

I'll put Ziggy Stardust in the mix here. Unexpected and I still remember it even though the dancer was far from my type.

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DandyDan

There was one dancer years ago who had this S&M thing going on. She had a whip, and she would crack the whip every time John Mellencamp sang "Hurts So Good" in that song. Worst song, or at least most inappropriate song for a strip club, that I remember hearing is "Brick" by Ben Folds Five.

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rockstar666

Best I ever saw was a dancer pole dancing to Darling Nikki by Prince. True talent!

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Lurker_X

One of the prior mentions here "let the bodies hit the floor" was a special request at one of my clubs, but it did not seem odd at the time. They play a lot of metal there anyway.

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