Shit bomb

As you all know I drive a shit sucker pumper truck and I love me some lot lizzards and $20 hookers and a few $5 lappers.... I love me all the finer thangs in life. Like any of you guys I am after a good nut after some hard work.

One day I was working hard on the shit sucker truck and trying to clear out some shit lines at a McD's. Someone came in and made a huge shit. It was soooo big we could not get it chopped up and down the drain. It got stuck and water was backing up fast. I went home and got my hoe... lmfao. You thought I was talking about my bitch...haha... no seriously, my backhoe. We dug up the parking lot for hours. I had to use the jack hammer to bust open the pipe. It was rock hard with pressure and shit! It blew up like old faithful. That shit was everywhere. We had to bring in a bull dozer and dump trucks to clean that mess. Who the hell does this to McD's shitters? WTF?

Then it was time for a Big Mac, Frys and a Coke. I ate it all up and went to the bar for some beers. There was a bar flusey down at the end so I sent her a drank. She came back to the hotel room for a $20 romp...

This was a day in the life of a MackTruck