Still my favorite club in NJ

I’ve reviewed the Playhouse before, so there’s no need to describe the layout or the facilities again. Everything remains the same, with only two changes. First, they’ve altered their restroom somewhat, adding what appears to be a shower curtain for privacy at the toilet. And second, they now seem to offer VIP dances. I’m told these are really just a longer version of the regular 4-minute dances, except that, for some reason, you actually have to pay a premium if you’re stupid enough to purchase 30 minutes all at once.

Maybe someone should notify the management that things aren’t supposed to work that way. Or, whatever, maybe they know what they’re doing. After all, they own a strip club and I don’t. And no one ever said you have to be a fucking economist to run a titty bar anyway. But if you’re a customer, I just recommend doing 7 or 8 regular lap dances instead of a VIP dance. You’ll get the same level of privacy for the same length of time, but you’ll also save some money. Give the difference to one of the dancers as a tip, if you’re so inclined.

Okay, let’s move on to the specifics. I arrived on a rainy Wednesday evening. For those who don’t know, this place is heavily Brazilian. If you like Brazilians, seriously, you need to visit this place at least once. You’ll think you died and went to Rio. But American girls are more my taste, and my two favorites happened to be working that night: Marley and Michelle. Both of them are exactly my type, to a T. They’re both white American girls, and thick by stripper standards (but probably average by civilian standards).