Just ok
I can't tell you the last time I'd been here, Well before Subi bought it. I remember it used to be the "go to place" especially before PHC opened. I loved the location, it's literally just 10 minutes away from my office and it always had top notch pussy.
From the outside it looks great, well lit, very inviting the valet area is much better designed than the PHC especially when it's busy. Trafic can back up onto 8 mile at PHC that creates a very dangerous situation especially on weekend nights no concerns about that here. Unfortunately that's where the advantages that Trumpps has over the PHC ends. And who really gives a shit about the parking set up? I'd just cum from a great time at the PHC so the comparisons are very fresh upon dropping in to Trumpps. Saw the owner as soon as I walked in the door. I've known him for a very long time, back before his incarceration and only owning one club at the time. He's a very good guy we've done some work together in the past. He knows how to run a club and has created quite a nice empire for himself. I'm very happy for him and his success, been a lot of hard work.
The biggest problem for Trumpps is that it's one minute away from the absolute best strip club Detroit has ever had during my 30 plus years of clubbing. The PHC is larger so it can pack in more customers more dancers more money. Tough to compete with that. If you're a HOTT dancer it's an easy choice where you want to go work. So right away Trumpps is fighting a losing battle. Last night PHC had so many dancers working I was there for over two hours never saw a repeat on a 5 girl per two song rotation. That's a lot of pussy. Never saw less than a 7 on stage or walking around either. Lost count how many 8's & 9's there were, saw a couple 10's too.. Trumpps had at best one 8 and she wasn't my type. I didn't get any dances at Trumpps nor did I see anyone else either. The dance area still requires dealing with a narrow winding staircase. Try doing that when you're fucked up and distracted looking at the chicks ass in front of you. PHC has wide easy stairway and an elevator for the private dance area. Anyway the one bartender was cute but way to busy to talk and there was a dude behind the bar too. Not good. PHC had 7, count them 7 bartenders between the two bars. That's 6 more hotter women just behind the bar than Trumpps had dancing in the club. It's a tough position for Trumpps to be in, it's a great club, a great owner, clean, well run and managed. It just doesn't have enough of or quality of what the customer can get one minute further east.
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