What to do in case the escort doesn't show up. :)

If your escort smells fishy your better off if she doesn't show up.

You should hope you don't get crabs.

Mmmmm. Fish fry! Goldfish swallowing challenge! Endless possibilities.....

Hopefully they will start offering sheep at an hourly rate soon...

If she doesn't show up just turn on the porn and take matters into your own hands.