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Dirty talk during a lap dance

During the last couple sessions with my CF, she's asked that I talk dirty to her while she's grinding on me. I didn't really know how far to push it but the dirtier I got, the harder she was grinding.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Chocolate Ocean

I was stuck in town on a Saturday evening and decided to take some time off to relax. This club happened to be less than a mile from my hotel so it was quick and…

Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Fairhaven, Massachusetts

Change is in the wind

The city of New Bedford has a rich history. In the 19th century as a whaling port, lights across America burned with whale oil from the many whaling ships which sailed around the world.…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

actually real

first time I went to this club so I got to the club around 4pm, the layout of the club wasn't too bad took awhile before any dancers went out on stage, prob 10min, the…

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Good mix

Dances are $20 and YMMV. They have a VIP for $30 per hour additional to the dance fee, again YMMV. Drinks aren't horribly priced and waitress service is non-stop...it's like there is no assigned waitress…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

First Visit to Chicago Branch

i only went here because i have faith in the Scores brand. i've been to their clubs in other cities and like the overall style they provide. This one wasn't my favorite, but…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Consistent and good

Went to the Friday afternoon matinee. $10 cover gets you in and a crappy buffet lunch. BYOB club has mixers and a pop machine for $2. There was a heavily tatted,…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Average location and dancers with High Price Setup

Dances were $20 and VIPs were $200 for 2nd floor and $400 for 3rd floor... highest i've seen in San Antonio. i think this club is also owned by the same folks that run…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Day is dead

I was at the outlets close to the club, so I decided to stop by the club. There were hardly any cars in the parking lot, which was a bad sign. It was…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

LEC

I came here one night out of curiosity. I wanted to see how it compared to other clubs in Denver. When I got there, the place was not as classy as the other places in…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Uncomfortably Bright

I understand that it's a full-nude club that serves alcohol, so they have to be extra weary of what goes down in there, but wow... it's uncomfortably bright for my liking. I mean, the lights…

Bandidas Cabaret

Harlingen, Texas

Been my go to for 10 yrs when visiting Harlingen.

If you go here and have done money it will be a fun night. The girls are much more laid back than Austin. But Spanish is a must if you want to communicate worn the…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Tuesday night visit

I stopped in on a Tuesday night. Paid $6 cover. I found a table and quickly realized there was no waitress...so I had to walk to the bar to get my beer which…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Good Vibe club

Went into the Club Saturday night, entry fee was $20 and they scan your ID and ask you to fill form(which has bunch of rules). There were 8-10 girls and they were all 7+, I…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Same old - but that's a good thing

In some ways this place has changed a lot thru the years, but in the ones that matter really it hasn’t changed much. I definitely recommend this place. At this point, the best…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Not bad for a Saturday

Stopped at filly corral on Sat. There was a cover charge hade a few drinks at the bar, it was as earlier on a Sat but there were some dancers there. They were nice and…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Friendly Dancers, But Get Ready to Spend

The dancers here are very friendly as you would expect, you should get approached multiple times. You'll want to bring plenty of spare cash to enjoy yourself, anything under $100 won't get you more than…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Maggie the South American tornado

News flash. The old cloth rolling chairs are gone. Replaced with brand new rolling vinyl chairs. Yes gone. New chairs! So when you're out in the main area of the club, you're more comfortable now. Wait…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Only came to see Vicki Chase....

Usually don't even bother to go to sc's anymore in san francisco but Vicki Chase was feature dancing so I decided to hit it up. Arrived little after midnight to catch her last show.…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

Strange Vibe

When I went in there was on the bartender and she was a decent looking milf maybe late 30s, but possibly early 40s. Very nice trim bod and OK face. I've been in…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Back in town - back at Cheetahs

As previously reported, Cheetah's is my go to place in San Diego. I hit town on Sunday night and found myself at Cheetah's the next evening. I had the digits for one of…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Main area good for watching, lap dances expensive

For lap dances, it was $55 to get in the VIP area and then $150 per half hour for the dances. Definitely a big investment. The good news is that the main club area is…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Friday evening visit

Baby dolls is one of the best club in Dallas. I have described the layout before so I would not go over it again. Most of the dancers were white or Cuban on this day…

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Over charged

I went to the club Thursday in the day with a buddy and $350. I was there to see an atf I enjoyed her company and her friends I run through my cash. I open a tab to order one…

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Nature boy ant dead yet whooohooo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYjQY9pATEh/

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Dead... like completely

I had a little time to kill before my flight and thought I'd spend a little time relaxing in Visions... well, maybe it was the time of day (1:00 on a Saturday) but it…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Second visit, Improved experience up to a Hold strategy

Visited on a Tuesday, when they have 1/2 price drinks. Drink prices are reasonable even before the 1/2 price promotion on Tuesday. Domestic beer was $5 so only 2.50. Cover was $6 at 10:30…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

WOW

So this was my third and final stop on Thursday night. $7 valet but (and I'm not kidding) a $15 entrance fee. That caught me off guard, I paid it though as I was…

Firehouse Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Just Keep Driving

I rolled into this place about 9pm on a Friday night. I paid $5 to get in. Went their filthy bathrooms and decided to hold it. I waiting about 10 minutes to get my…

Safari Show Club

Portland, Oregon

Sad to see it go

Made what will probably be my swan song visit to the Safari Club the other night. The parcel of land it sits on has been sold for development into affordable housing, so it will be…

Pin-Ups Adult Entertainment

Miami, Florida

Hole in the wall..

This club has been remodeled recently and is under new ownership. That being said, when I went on a thursday evening, there were NO dancers on stage or anywhere to be seen.. Idk if they…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good vibe, if it's exactly what you're looking for

This is a weird spot, but it fills a specific niche. Like women of color? Want a nice time watching them dance, getting a couple semi-handy, semi-public lap dances? This is the…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Still the best club in town

Went here the other night (first strip club stop out of three) after having finished work late. Got in around 9pm or so. $8 Valet $10 Cover bathroom attendant, so everything all the same…

Hoops

New York, New York

Sports bar with Boobs

I have to say, mixing a sports bar theme with strippers a great idea. Caught the Yankees Red Sox game here last night. The bar is built on top of what looks like lockers…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Just not the same

I can remember some excellent times here back in the day. Good crowd, attractive women... After several years away from the place, I don't think I'll making a return trip anytime soon.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday Afternoon

Have always heard that Follies was the place to be on a Sunday afternoon, so I stopped by to check it out. It was early so there was no cover, I walked in and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Great Improvement Continues

This was the second club I hit the other night. Standard Valet $8 and cover $10 Bathroom dude too. It's still a very pricey club, however, after having been absolutely shitty for about two years…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Looking better under new management

Some good changes happening! Typical afternoon visit for me, but got to see some of the new changes taking place. For one, many more dancers. This was nice since the girl I was with…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

First visit, great time

Thought I'd change things up and tried out this club a couple weeks ago. Lots of beautiful women, and most of them were natural which I like. As others have reported, there's two stages here…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

grimy yet fun

dancer review: i love diamond dolls. it just feels like home. super relaxed, laid back, cozy vibes. seriously kind of reminds me of "cheers", where everybody knows your name, haha. dancers are hit or miss,…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sparse but fun

I am writing live from Delilah's on Saturday afternoon around 2 pm. There ARE very few dancers, which I expected given the time of day. That said, I figured that if I'm gonna…

Deja Vu Hollywood

Los Angeles, California

Average

The entrance is $25, there is a parking lot next door that charges $20 so you can walk right over. This was my first time at this club and I thought it was pretty small…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Monday Monday

Visited here on Monday a couple times before. They have a special of $150 for 30-min VIP when it is usually $300. Its not too busy on Mondays, but cover is still $20. Having gone…

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I see that the default smiley avatars are gone.

And i'm glad to see it go back to the plain silhouette. Seeing all of those nodding smiley faces from guys that didn't choose their own avatars was creepy.

Club 44

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Tried to rip off a tip

When I got there the first thing I noticed is place is very small. Dancers were attractive and friendly enough BUT I will never go back there again. First $10 cover is too much especially…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Had a little fun, Yes I'm bragging a bit ! ; - D

Last Saturday evening I had an OTC date with a beautiful dancer from a Fort Lauderdale club so we decided to meet at a restaurant in a hotel in Pompano Beach, we met at the…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

First Time Brass Rail Visit

Vibe: The club definitely had a good vibe with nice lighting and music choice. Gave off a vibe that was a mix between a nightclub and a bar. Value: Dances were $20 each, but there was…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Stopped by after returning from a trip through metro, this place isn't too far, about 7 minutes away. Looks like they paved the parking lot since my last post, well they didn't spend…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Another visit

I was around the area so decided to stop by Arnie's. This club has been described many times so won't go into that detail other than it is a basic bar with dancers.…

Amnesia

Tijuana, Baja California

Dancers

Came here after midnight to just relax cause Amnesia has more of an American stripclub vibe but buck goes for far more here. Just chillin and sipped on some brews.. some of the girls are…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Admiral

Overall the club had a really good vibe that made me feel comfortable, and keeps me coming back. It feels clean, and the people that go there are not thuggish at all. It is also…

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Italian sucide chick for booking

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYZPoFGAduk/ Her main page has booking information Looks like OTc is possible with this beautiful bitch

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Strippers' favorite restaurants

Lone_Wolf's post about taking his honeys to the Olive Garden makes me wonder: Where do the strippers in your life like to eat? I've taken six different strippers out to eat in recent years. Here's a summary. #1…

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Columbus OH Clubs Trip Preparation

Never been to Columbus but going in a few weeks. Any club advice. Mileage? Quality?

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Mixed Drinks

I really don't know squat. I usually get a beer or a Sprite/7up/Seltzer. But if I want to try something different, name a drink that the bartender is likely to know and is a good value, what should I try?…

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OT: Fucking Fabulous

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_hnHQ3QLvo OK, who among us in the 350K club are going to be the first to buy this ? Tom Ford's "Fucking Fabulous" fragrance, going on sale Sept. 7 at Tom Ford boutiques and…

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Periodic Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

Good bikini bar

The club has a bar with a raised stage behind the bar. Going up a half flight of stairs, there are booths and stage side seating providing improved views compared to the bar.…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Good time by fort wayne standards

Went to harem late Friday night which historically I hate but had a good time here. There is truly "something for everyone". Good stripper to customer ratio for a friday night. There was about 12-15…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Weekdays are hit or miss

It was fairly empty even for a Wednesday night, maybe about a dozen guys or so including couples. i guess since it was a Wednesday, they didn't really have any of the better dances…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I felt naked

Went there after a lunch on Wednesday afternoon, maybe 1:30 PM. Was the only patron there for a full 30 minutes. Felt naked...There were 3 dancers, ranging from about a 4 to a 7. The…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Hidden location

The club is located off of 46w near the DMV. You'd miss it if you weren't looking for it. The dancers here are decent to good looking. Mostly Russian and some white dancers, dressed in evening…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Return Trip

Made another stop by knockers last week. The club was fairly busy; some girls were ranging from 7 to 9s. Full united nations of talent were available. I sat the bar to…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Something for everyone

This review covers 2 visits to IR, both during the week and in the early evening. Both nights were busy with 20+ customers and 10+ dancers. There was a broad assortment of ladies, both…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

AN ORDINARY CLUB

Over the past 10 years or so the club went from one of the best to not worth it at all. The new owner has now made changes which have simply transformed it into…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Girls are hustlers

I decide to check out Deja Vu on Friday night/early Saturday morning. I have been to Deja Vu in other cities and had a good time. So i researched it and saw lap dances were…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Fun time during the day

Came in during the afternoon to check out the vibe. Surprisingly there were a lot more people than expected. I saw 10 other PL's of which around 4 were actively tipping. Kind of annoying because…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Great girls heee

Was in town for a convention and based on reviews I decided to stop by here. Was immediately give a hand held tour of the place by a very hot black/asian mix girl, ending in…

Crazy Horse

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great girls

Was visiting San Francisco for a conference and based on reviews picked this place out for a visit. I have to say, this place has the friendliest girls I've ever seen at a club. Was immediately…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Wonderful time

Was looking for something to do Tuesday night and saw the pink neon lights so I stopped in to check out Club Risque. I was pleasantly surprised for a Tuesday night there was a great…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

More impressed by happy hour prices than the girls

205 used to be THE SPOT. Granted , I visited before night shift girls came on ... day shifts are for "daytime" girls if ya know what I mean . Maybe night time is…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Reaquanted with Amanda

Moved to Camelot after a less than successful venture to MPire down the street. Camelot has about 7 girls rotating in the afternoon on a central stage in the downstairs floor of a 2 floor…

Cabaret Les Amazones

Montréal-Ouest, Quebec

Low prices, good time

I had read good reviews of the place, so I decided to check it out. The club is not downtown. I took an Uber from downtown to get here, was about $18. Cover was $5,…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Fri 9/1 6PM good time

Bandaids Fri 9/1 6PM First I stopped by Hi-Liter, crowded but good balance. Had just some single dances with 4 gals nice bodies but no real connection so didn't do separate review.. Summer, gal from…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

Should have known

I should have known better then walking in paying my 10 bucks at door and not seeing many dancers. I forgot the rule to ask how many dancing, 2 girls walking around. Got asked for…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Would recommend

So I visited arnies on a Tuesday around 4:30pm. Parking lot is small but not many cars early in the afternoon so you don't have to worry about finding a spot. Went in got patted…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, Florida

Lamest club ive ever been to

I used to go to this place along time ago back when it was secrets havent been in a long time so decided to try out the club since it changed names layout of the…

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Do you think there would be social unrest if the US government revealed it knows

Probably no worse than hurricane Harvey. Actually not that bad at all. However the press would want to know everything. Forget the Russians. Forget talking about number of people that trumps son had In a meeting.…

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Lone Wolf's Olive Garden Experience

All these honey's seem to love Olive Garden. I don't understand it. I just roll with it. Anyway...I recently met my new favorite at the local OG for an early supper. Honey comes sauntering in like she's…

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"Fuck You, Pay Me"

Ever wonder what a stripper's thinking? It's, "Fuck you, pay me!" Ever wonder if a stripper has feelings for you? No, she has feelings for your wallet. Ever wonder what motivates strippers? Money. Ever wonder why strippers do what they do? Money. Get it?…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

QUIET BANK HOLIDAY

I was in the area on the evening of the August Bank Holiday. There were only 5 girls working (though I think that one left as I arrived). And most of the evening where were…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Go at night

This club is pretty dead during the day. It's best to go at night. This is a black club though the bartender and a few workers were white. A lot of the girls were pretty…

Dream Girls Wilkes-Barre

Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania

Enjoyable but will Cost Uou

The club is located on a busy corner with a lot of auto traffic. The place itself is large: a center stage surrounded by small tables and a bar in the back. Had the feel…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Night time drop in

Swung by Synn on a Monday night a few weeks back and ran into a cute little spinner with small A to B cup tits. A thin body with no tats and a sexy…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Not too bad

My wife and I went and had a decent time. The dances are $20 and that was a good price for us but in the VIP there is not a preset limit or amount of…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Wednesday Stripper's Experience

It has been a while since I have visited Strippers in Byron. Dropped by on a Wednesday evening around 8PM. The parking lot was only half full. They still give a CDL discount at the…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

It's always just okay

I walked into starts about 10 pm on a Thursday night. I paid a $6 cover then waiting at the bar for about 10 minutes for the bartender to show up and get me a…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Hit or Miss

Been here before, and its hit or miss. Go on the earlier pre 9pm side of the night and its kind of a ghost town - like slowly back away from an awkward moment u…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Fight Weekend

I was here for Mayweather Mcgregor and it was an absolute shit show. This was my first visit post renovations and I cannot imagine how bad it would have been with the original layout. Girls…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Wrong Time to Visit?

Visited Rhino’s on a Wednesday. As a New Jersey native moving to Texas, I expected a little better, while not bad, it also was not great. Drinks were also a tad overpriced and the dancers…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

It's Desolate in the Sahara

Free parking in a strip plaza lot, $10 entry, $10 non-alcoholic drinks. Little pricey on drinks ($6-7 most places), but I rolled with it. The main area is similar in size to Babes and Paradise,…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

decent

This club is not a bad spot. It's been remodeled and pretty bright inside. The bartender was hot and friendly. Cheap drinks, lots of food specials, and huge big screen tvs. Not a bad spot…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

(Not so) Slim Pickings

Here's a tip - go to Paradise's Instagram page. Take a look at all the posted dancers and if their looks do it for you, then pay this club a visit. However, if you're like…

The Paper Moon

Little Rock, Arkansas

Run inside or risk getting shot

For starters, this place is in a terrible part of town which is made worse by the fact that Little Rock has had more murders so far this year than all of last year. Bottom…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Empty box

I went in late last Saturday night for the first time in two months. For a Saturday I was disappointed with the sparse collection of dancers. Kind of like getting a neatly wrapped present on…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Not worth it

Went to the club with a buddy of mine. Paid the reasonable cover and went and got drinks at the bar. The beer prices were good so i was thinking it was going to be…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Hell of a change

The building is awesome, may have over done it for this area. Stopped in on Tuesday around 4:30 PM and stayed until about 9:30PM. Day shift there is no entry fee, $10 at night. Two VIP…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

No Fun Today

I was travelling up I91 for work and it was around lunch time. Knowing that this club is just off the highway. Even though this is not a very high mileage club, they…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Back to Sam's

Went to Sam's last Saturday night looking for a particular girl who I didn't see until I was leaving :-(. Had a visit the previous week which I did not post about as I already…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Dahlia

My wife and I went to this club and she was immediately noticed by a dancer named Dahlia who screamed out how much she loved her dress (it was pretty awesome leather skirt and leather/lace…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Once again - good times were had

Went to Kittens on a wed night. One of the best features of this club is the bar next door. Stopped in for a couple drinks. Then next door it was. Walked in paid the entry…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Not Quite Enuff

I stopped by Just Enuff Lounge in KOP around 9:30PM on a Friday night. JE Lounge has a small parking lot, but it was otherwise easy to find. It is a small club…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Not What it Used to be

It has been about 6 months since I was at this club, last time I was there, there were mix of girls, white, blacks, ..etc. but today there all black girls except on large white…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time was a great time.

I was in San Diego on a business trip with a co-worker and they mentioned the thought of going down to Mexico for the strip clubs. Hesitant at first, he mentioned that prostitution was legal…

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Low expectations, expectations met

So, this place has always been on my radar even though I didn't expect much. Needless to say, my expectations were right. A couple of girls who were probably pretty hot before they got strung…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Slow night

Visited on a Thursday night after striking out in town the previous nights and hoping to avoid the crowds with the Twins still being in town. Place is out in the middle of nowhere…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Best Harem House trip in many years

Last Tuesday at Harem House I probably saw the best looking group of girls in the early evening there for years. The top customer late night favorite there, a pretty and slender young blonde named…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Big place, few patrons in afternoon

Cavernous. That was the reaction I had when I entered the Gold Club on a afternoon. The room probably could have comfortably seated 150 or more, so the handful of patron and about…

Garudaa

Milton Keynes, England

Underwhelming

I visited this place once before when it was called Phoenix. It is in the main central shopping mall close to Ballantyne's Health Club and one floor up. You pay your entry (£10 but they…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Delayed Review

Returned after about a month and a half hiatus to visit Follies. It has been a bit - combination of work, and other distractions. I did more planning than I often do because I heard…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

The Inn,

Went back to the Inn after a summer off and I can finally say that the number of quality of dancers has gone down so much the only money I end up spending is on…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Dreamer Girls?More like nightmare on south street

Stopped in this place early evening first time and it may be the last,disappointing looks like a stripper slaughter house, porkers and black angus everywhere almost all of them herded in the outside corral smoking…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Just Okay

In town for a convention and this seemed to be the best option and was near the ball park. Maybe it was a mistake going on a game night as the place got pretty…

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Bad news.

So I've read in the forums that listermint is the recommended treatment for busted condoms. Is this correct?

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There's always a good laugh around here.

Even if I'm just chuckling to myself about posts. Just when you think things can't reach to any lower common denominator, somebody has to do one better than the other. Props to Gawker for starting that 3 way thread. I'm…

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Only $50 away...

... from Bitcoin being $5000 per BTC. Who bets it hits $4999.99 before the end of the night?

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1st time to strip club

So doing some research I found this website and am looking for advice. I've never been to a strip club before. You tell the truth I'm actually a virgin so... But with some things that have happened to me…

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Stripper put a condom on me just using her mouth.

I had heard of that but never experienced it until about a month ago. How do they do that? Do they have to go to school or something? I can't even do it one handed. It does add some more…

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Video footage of juice getting laid at follies

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYgyFiHA0OO/

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The most dangerous sex positions

Sex is a great way to get the pulses racing — but don’t get too carried away. Mid-romp heart attacks are four times more deadly than those suffered during less intimate physical activity. The reason lies in the couple’s fear of ­embarrassment…

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OT. North Korea wants a "dance off" with U.S.A. ?

http://gizmodo.com/north-korea-appears-to-challenge-the-us-to-a-dance-off-1798690750?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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So how long do you wait?

We all know strippers are notorious flakes and never, NEVER on time. So when meeting one OTC how long do you wait past the agreed-upon meeting time before you bail? I usually give them a 30 minute grace…

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Pot calling the kettle black....Have you guys ever come across a girl like this?

One of the things that attracted me so much to my ATF was her demeanor, her approach, and what she "APPEARED" to be. She wasn't like some other dancers who are all over a customer but she was laid back…

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OTC Services ?.

I've seen this one stripper a couple of times ITC, couple of dances and drinks each time so not too much invested at this point. After the second visit I asked her if we could hang out sometime.…

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PSA:

Attn trolls: I do not reply to PMs.

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Crime scene sex with a stripper?

Nope, I'm not talking about SJG's overnight assaults with wrist restraints or LDK grabbing onto girls and dry humping them like a horny terrier, though some may argue that those could qualify. ;) I'm talking about fucking a stripper while she's…

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Odd bumper sticker/decal mix

I was driving to work this morning, and there was a Nissan pickup in front of me. It was one of those folks who had every one of their affiliations posted on their vehicle. From what I saw - this…

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vincemichaels Lied About Military Service

vincemichaels lied to TUSCL about military service. He now needs to apologize to both TUSCL but especially to veterans for these lies.

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More details emerge on Westmoreland murder-suicide

Stripper murdered and man commits suicide. More details emerge on Westmoreland murder-suicide

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Socal club hopping

Gonna be down in Southern California in about 3 weeks for an extended weekend and looking forward to hitting up some clubs. From reading reviews I've picked out Synn, SR Rialto, and SR COI as three possible spots.…

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Hard choices?

Let's see, my alma mater opens their football season on ESPN @ 8PM tonight and my local NFL team the Browns play their last preseason game on local TV @ 8PM tonight. The Buckeyes are in the mix for and…

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For those who love to rate random pussy pics

I regularly check out this site. It is hit or miss. Some are absolutely gorgeous while some are absolutely hideous. So far, none of the pics have given me a "Hey I know her!" type of reaction. I guess that…

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What does LDK mean you ask ?

Well according to Urban dictionary it means Lenadoon dog killers, crazy cunts that kill dogs LMFAO

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Did you?

Have you ever had the tp break and your fingers ended up in the mud valley?

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Glasses in strip clubs.

I wear glasses (can't see for shit without them) and I can't wear contacts comfortably because of dry eyes. I love breasts on and around my face but have a problem with titty smudges all over my glasses. Also they…

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Sure glad I'm not a millennial.

www.reviewjournal.com/business/casinos-gaming/strip-clubs-turning-to-virtual-reality-to-attract-millennials/

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MWM threeways

Have any of you got the balls to admit and describe a two male 3some? I've got a possible opportunity to be the third wheel on this motorcycle and am wondering if others have set ground rules regarding male:male contact. Remember…

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Blow job ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYd_wQiA6b5/

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Operation Choke Point terminated... good news for clubbers

Flying under most people's radar and widely under-reported by the the press, the Obama Holder DOJ launched a program several years ago called Operation Choke Point (OCP). It worked like this. DOJ targeted 30 industries that the…

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Pay to read full reviews?

FUCK YOU USCL

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Any Clubs in NJ that don't pressure for dances?

Does anyone know of any clubs, particularly in Bergen County, where the girls don't harass you for a dance? Sometimes it's nice just to sit at the bar and enjoy the show without constantly being asked for a dance,…

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Houston and Harvey

It has been a while since I visited Houston area clubs but I fondly remember some of my visits to Treasures, St James and even the old Hi-10. Does anyone know how much damage the Houston clubs took from…

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Clerk charged with embezzling Palm Beach County stripper fees

WEST PALM BEACH A Palm Beach County clerk who investigators said in March had embezzled more than $25,000 from fees strippers pay for identification cards has been formally charged in the theft, authorities confirmed Thursday. Anita Pedemey, 54, of suburban West Palm…

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Parking revenge

Here are some pics of some of the revenges I did over the years of driving my shit sucker truck... enjoy https://youtu.be/k-aU2wguRpI

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Instagram Follows

First off, I'm not on Instagram. But I've noticed juice and a few others post a number of pics of women from there. I know a fellow tuscl'er who follows 1700 women on Instagram who are generally in…

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Do You Use A System for Calling RickDugan a Fag?

Or do you just do it?

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For those of you into big bootys.

Cut and pasted from a review. "That's when she whipped my junk out and put it between her enormous, oiled up ass cheeks. It was going straight in and out and it really felt like we were having full on…

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Pegion Forgue TN and Strip Clubs ?

Having a hard time trying to figure out the closet Club. It's Knoxville right ? I'm in that town based on family vacation and figure I could enjoy night time get away

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lopaw eyes only

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYbp_0HnnDo/?tagged=lapdance

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OTC. Details of making arrangements.

As I'm prepping for my first OTC I've begun to wonder what the normal arrangements are. What kind of hotel do you book? Do you get the cheapest or do you prefer nicer surroundings? Do you do dinner or is…

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Away from TUSCL for a bit

Been away from TUSCL for a couple of weeks and won't be on the board any time soon - just a courtesy FYI since often times we regular board-members wonder what happens when other regular board-members dissappear out of the…

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Here is how I want to Go. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pf-pP3mEzvY&t=3s

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Sex Video

Civil girl and I have been doing every freaky thing a pl dreams of. Her g spot seems to be at the back of her throat, so I'm getting the most incredible head on the reg. Not one…

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What Do Women Want? Secrets To Female Orgasms

Get to work Juice, keeping Jackie happy is through her pussy. Check out this article from USA TODAY: What do women want? Survey reveals the secret to female orgasms https://usat.ly/2wSVyMi

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CF keeps asking to do BBFS

So I've been seeing this Russian girl OTC for a couple weeks. She keeps asking me to do BBFS with her, which I don't wanna do because a) she hasn't been tested recently b) I'm married and c) I'm not…

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Women who dress like strippers in public

I'm on a plane. I sleep through take off but wake up when the drink cart comes by. I'm watching an attractive MILF across the aisle order her drink. Holy shit. She's practically topless. Here's a little…

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It's Time for Another Reminder that RickDugan is Gay!

Lol!

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Founder, i need a review moved!

I mistakenly posted a review for Cleveland's Hustler club under the wrong club header. https://www.tuscl.net/?page=rev&id=311051 Would you please move it for me? Thanks!

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Septic tanks

I jave been working at a back woods dive joint and someone came in and clogged up the entire septic system with.. welll... eeeeewww. Anyway, does anyone know someone who has a sewer sucker truck that can help us

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Zona Norte Hidden Cam

They call it a "docunography:" https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=553003020

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Stripper Schedules

I was talking to this stripper the other day about why all these day strippers were mainly white while the night strippers at the same club were mainly black. She told me that the black strippers have to take…

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What if?

What would you do if a faggor was flirtin with you,

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What if?

What would you do if a faggor was flirtin with you,

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What is your type?

If you were a fagor, what kind of dudes would turn you on?

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Let Go Of My Ears

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing! This was tattooed on the back of a truck stop hookers head

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Official TUSCL Pets Thread

Any of you fuckers have any pets? I got my wife a declawed, neutered Maine Coon male cat about 6 years ago, from what Jackie has told me about Juice, this cat snores worse than him. I also have a saltwater fishtank,…

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Well Texas beat the record rain the Carolinas received 2 years ago

The carolinas got 11 trillion gallons of rain in a few days. I heard Texas has had 19 trillion gallons. That's amazing. Really sad too because I thought the rain we received 2 years ago was incredible. My grass is turning brown,…

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Celebrities You Think Are Hot (But Others Might Not)

Just curious if anyone has a few celebrity women they think are really hot, but who might not necessarily be considered "really hot" by other guys. I'm guessing we all have a few celebrities who would not usually be found…

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ATF means All Time Fav

My ATF & I have been fucking & sucking for more than 8 years now. For many years I was her chief enabler and finally saw the damage & danger and spent several years still paying for sex but encouraging…

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Update on newbie PL's pursuit of ITC/OTC.

I went back to the SC I've been visiting to hash out details with the overpriced blonde I was talking about before. Upon arrival I was approached by a pink haired dancer that had a nice ass, decent breasts, and…

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Would you get a dance from her?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BX6W9szjBMp/?hl=en

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vincemichaels and SJG are Homosexual Lovers!

Title says it all! Lol!

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My dream Oreo

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYZgI2Jn2VR/

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Front or back ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYYtVacjxmE/

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Tampa Bay Pinellas tonight (Tuesday) ?

Sorry for the last-minute inquiry and for spamming the master board, but, wanna meet up in Tampa Bay? I wonder if any of you TUSCLers in the Tampa area (preferably on the Pinellas side of the Bay, because that is…

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Fisting a dancer or two

I got a fisting fetish and was curious what is the most respectful way to request this ?

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Tips at rail or bar. Where do you like to sit?

When I go to a club I typically sit at the bar if in unfamiliar with the club or at the rail (aka pervert row) in clubs I'm familiar with. I'll always tip a few $ if I'm at…

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Charge: Pimp recruited at-risk girls to strip at Seattle clubs

A 20-year-old pimp recruits girls as young as 17. He seems like a real go-getter. http://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/Charge-Pimp-recruited-at-risk-girls-to-strip-at-12113581.php

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I've spent $1000 over the last 3 weeks on clubs

But I consider a lot of that to be reconnaissance. Learning which clubs I like, what nights to go, which girls I groove with. I assume the hobby will become more funds efficient as go. I spent several thousand once to…

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This statue offends me lol WTF

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/michigan-strip-clubs-sign-causing-controversy Lets all wake the fuck up. first off this is a joke. Seconds its a sign it literally cant hurt you unless it fall over. And it cant make girls take their clothes off. Bottom line if your over 18…

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Blowing Gas...New Strip Club Song for Follies

www.offtop.co/t/BAlbv6zJcc Pee Wee Emerson is dead...RIP pussy boy Jax Staxxx is the Tuscl Rap God

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Gender reversed analog of PL/stripper relationship

This is inspired by the most recent "PL in love" thread by the new guy. The PL/stripper relationship is doomed from the beginning because they met in a strip club, which is where she works. The relaship cannot become a…

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Your daily news from Floriduh.

A Florida man is now the butt of police's jokes. Pattreon Stokes is charged with stuffing over $1,000 into his rectum in a sorry attempt to hide the cash from cops, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office. The 26-year-old was pulled…

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No call no show in asheville nc

Juice fucking pussy out at red Lobster yesterday. Fucking troll

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Wanna take your wife to the club with you?

See what can happen. http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/woman-tries-seduce-friends-cheating-9216690

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Another old man thread

I don't really think of myself as an old man, although I know that many of you do but here's some news for you younger guys that might help you up your game. I get a decent amount of attention…

Male Fragrances & Stripper Reactions

"You smell nice." How many times have we heard this line, thinking it was "stripper shit" ? Maybe so, but IMHO, there is some degree of truth to this. I think they mainly appreciate that you (we) bothered to shower and put something nice smelling on prior to club visit. Still, not all fragrances are created equal. Which ones seemed to garner the greatest percentage of positive reactions, and which ones kept dancers one zip code away from you ? Before I dive into the meat of the article, a word about terminology. Notice that title said "Fragrances." Men's fragrances are often called colognes, and women's fragrances perfumes. Technically, all fragrances are diluted perfume oil to varying degrees.…

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txtittyfag's Campaign Against vincemichaels?

Do you feel that txtittyfag's campaign against vincemichaels is justified? I have to say that I completely support txtittyfag since vincemichaels did a very bad thing when he lied about military service and now refuses to apologize for it.

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OT: Car Advice?

Problem: exhaust pipe rusted and broken off between muffler and catalytic converter Budget: $150 Automotive knowledge: none Recommended course of action?

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Would you like a 2-4-1 ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BYWjp__BYhq/

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That Must Be What She Likes About Me Too

As I drove my CF Jenna home from our afternoon OTC session, she recited a litany of complaints about Charlie, her on-again/ off-again boyfriend and the father of her son. She groused about his physical and verbal abuse, his…

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Are insults a good way to deal with Golden Pussy Syndrome?

A slightly chubby dancer I like wants me to go to the VIP room with her in order to touch her tits. I'm trying to touch her tits for the floor dance prices and save the VIP for when…

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Pittsburgh or Harrisburg?

I just found out I have to make an out-of-state business trip to middle-of-nowhere Pennsylvania, nearly equidistant between Pittsburgh and Harrisburg. I am likely to spend two nights in one of those two cities and have never been to…

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Another PL attachment issue.

I am new to this shit, and I think that I've become very attached and have strong feelings for a dancer. I'm 29 and she is 22 and I have known her for a couple years, but recently in the…

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Strip Club Lost and Found Box

If there actually is one in a strip club please post three items you think it would contain... To start this thread... 1) An empty box of mentos 2) A christmas scarf with evidence of vomit 3) A gift card for Sports Authority

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Rolexes as low as $5K. Would you do it?

Apparently my friend likes to buy official designer stuff for less than designer prices and has a knack for finding legit items for inexpensive prices. Recently put me on to some nice looking Rollies that legitimately cost $~5,000 no special…

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stripper fights!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFQPqOxXdzY Love these lol. But its just common sense if you put 20 or 30 females together fill em up with drugs or booze and then they dance naked for men to notice and pay them its gonna happen. Most bouncers…

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Newest BJ99 avatar

I remember that well. You can't quite see me in the picture, but BJ has a handful of my hair so I wouldn 't pull away when she practically drowned me.

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Slutty Lindsey Vonn = Ace!

Pretty hardcore! http://www.kanonitv.net/2017/08/lindsey-vonn-leaked-naked-photos/#more-80511 Since it was a porn site I didn't know checked on safety of the site and no warnings came up. But, as always, be careful and post any malware warnings if you see one. It's the brilliant way!

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So this is what follies is truly like? 0_0

For shame: https://www.instagram.com/p/BQcB4CjDi6d/ And here I thought follies was a nice WHOLESOME place full of blonde spinners. You lied to me shadowcat, you devious old man you lol

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Tuscl Challenge

As much as we all love to engage with young beautiful ladies...this simple challenge just makes since This isn't about getting laid or stacking up digits although it could be a positive side effect :) I issue this challenge to everyone even…