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An ode to Motorhead, may I present: Kate Upton

shailynn
shailynn2921329

They never tell you what you need to know.

8 yrs ago · 1 min read

And she forgot to put a bikini on:

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ATACdawg

Aaaaaaahhhh.h...hhh.....hh..h....

whimper........

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rh48hr

Nice, but wish I could see more.

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NinaBambina
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NinaBambina

And without Photoshop...

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shailynn
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JAprufrock

^^^^I'll take the bad, no questions asked, and my dick will thank me in the morning.

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NinaBambina

Shailynn her weight doesn't fluctuate so much as she is in print magazines, photoshopped as fuck.

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NinaBambina

Her weight isn't that drastically different in the two photos imo. Just different angles.

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MackTruck

^^^ you sound jelous

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crazyjoe

Remember when Nina told Crazyjoe to shut the fuck up

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crazyjoe

Nina is butt hurt because she posted better looking pics than her own

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crazyjoe

Sippycup wins again

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rh48hr

I'll take the bad, no questions asked, and my dick will thank me in the morning.

Well said.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

I think that a lot of guys on this board have higher standards than they do when they are in an actual strip club.

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Supremeruler

^I think more than that, pictures can not always accurately reflect how someone looks in real life.

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Longball300

Never been a big fan. A little thick in the middle for me. I like more slender dark haired ladies.

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Cashman1234

I'll take the good and the bad - as she looks amazing! Her body is very sexy and she looks like a great time.

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Bj99

I wish they wouldn't photoshop. She looks fine, naturally. A little cellulite at a bad angle is part of having some curves. That one bikini just isn't flattering on her. She needs the slightly dimmer lights.

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ATACdawg

The definitive Ms. Upton:

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