Casting Decision

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LecherousMonk
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Who are some of the actors with the proper level of hotness and/or craziness to portray a stripper, if a stripper movie were to being made today?

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vincemichaels
7 years ago
Juice !!!! Though, I think I'd run for the doors if he asked me if I wanted a lap dance from him !!! LOL
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JAprufrock
7 years ago
Oprah!
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whodey
7 years ago
Vivica A Fox - former stripper / by the book club owner
Julia Roberts - former stripper / night shift manager that turns a blind eye towards extras
Catherine Bell - former stripper / bartender that still gives lapdances for the right price
Sofia Vergara - former stripper / house mom

Veteran Strippers
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jessica Beil
Scarlett Johansson

Young Strippers
Mila Kunis
Danielle Panabaker
Priyanka Chopra
Rachel McAdams
Megan Fox
Jessica Alba
Maggie Q
Kristen Kreuk
Zoe Saldana
Gal Gadot
Alexandra Daddario
Olivia Munn
Tia & Tamara Mowery- hot twin strippers
Zendaya
Selena Gomez
Too many others to list...
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TxVegas
7 years ago
Excellent work above whodey
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ButterMan
7 years ago
You had me at jennifer love hewit and jessica biel!
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rl27
7 years ago
Veteran
Katie Sackhoff
Christina Ricci
Adrianne Palicki
Gina Carano
Jaimie Alexander

Young
India Eisley
Madison Beaty
Dakota and Elle Fanning - sister strippers
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Lone_Wolf
7 years ago
Yea, Mila Kunis in dark dark comedy about a stripper. Maybe a short story. No happy endings. No moral of the stories. Just a tatted, drug using, extras giving, hard partying stripper hustling her way making bank. Done right, it would be a fucking classic. But, no doubt, Hollywood would fuck it up by making her a hard core stripper with a heart of gold. BS.
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sharkhunter
7 years ago
I thought Jessica Alba as well. As long as she doesn't turn invisible as in the fantastic four.
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LecherousMonk
7 years ago
Wow, whodey! Great list--more than I ever expected--and I agree with most of them too. Gotta second Jennifer Love Hewitt because she's quite busty. Another one who fits that description is Kat Dennings.

PS Let's go Bengals!
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warhawks
7 years ago
I think Whodey already has a script and screen play already done with casting calls going out.

Probably already has a name for the movie too.
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flagooner
7 years ago
LOL. The redhead from Mad Men as well. And Gabourey Sidibe so Papi can enjoy it as well.
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Bj99
7 years ago
Tartan Manning is a fairly realistic one, and she has the attitude (actually, most of the orange is the new black cast lol) and I like Phoebe Tonkin as a seductive dream stripper.
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LecherousMonk
7 years ago
flagooner, the redhead's name is Christina Hendricks; she's hot AF. Also, LOL at Gabourey Sidibe!

warhawks, let's hope you're right. I'd watch that in theaters.
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Bj99
7 years ago
Who would play the PLs? :P
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Jascoi
7 years ago
a listers leading men. after all PLs need all the advantage we can get.
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Lone_Wolf
7 years ago
Nicolas Cage would play a good PL if he went all in. One of the few celebrities with a smoking hot wife that could make money as a dancer if she needed to.
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WetWilly
7 years ago
Margot Robbie......
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LecherousMonk
7 years ago
Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) would've played a great PL. He probably was one.
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LecherousMonk
7 years ago
Lone Wolf, I am picturing Nicolas Cage getting LDK'd by Mila Kunis now. Thanks for that image!
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ATACdawg
7 years ago
@BJ: With the line-ups presented, I will volunteer myself to play the PL, taking one for the great cloud of PLs!

Jeez, I'm altruistic..... ;-)
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Bj99
7 years ago
Haha, I can just picture you guys! Holding actresses in place, trying to Fiv and dfk, and asking if she would do more for more lol.
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