Who are some of the actors with the proper level of hotness and/or craziness to portray a stripper, if a stripper movie were to being made today?
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Vivica A Fox - former stripper / by the book club owner Julia Roberts - former stripper / night shift manager that turns a blind eye towards extras Catherine Bell - former stripper / bartender that still gives lapdances for the right price Sofia Vergara - former stripper / house mom
Veteran Strippers Jennifer Garner Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Lopez Jennifer Love Hewitt Jessica Beil Scarlett Johansson
Young Strippers Mila Kunis Danielle Panabaker Priyanka Chopra Rachel McAdams Megan Fox Jessica Alba Maggie Q Kristen Kreuk Zoe Saldana Gal Gadot Alexandra Daddario Olivia Munn Tia & Tamara Mowery- hot twin strippers Zendaya Selena Gomez Too many others to list...
Excellent work above whodey
You had me at jennifer love hewit and jessica biel!
Veteran Katie Sackhoff Christina Ricci Adrianne Palicki Gina Carano Jaimie Alexander
Young India Eisley Madison Beaty Dakota and Elle Fanning - sister strippers
Yea, Mila Kunis in dark dark comedy about a stripper. Maybe a short story. No happy endings. No moral of the stories. Just a tatted, drug using, extras giving, hard partying stripper hustling her way making bank. Done right, it would be a fucking classic. But, no doubt, Hollywood would fuck it up by making her a hard core stripper with a heart of gold. BS.
I thought Jessica Alba as well. As long as she doesn't turn invisible as in the fantastic four.
Wow, whodey! Great list--more than I ever expected--and I agree with most of them too. Gotta second Jennifer Love Hewitt because she's quite busty. Another one who fits that description is Kat Dennings.
PS Let's go Bengals!
I think Whodey already has a script and screen play already done with casting calls going out.
Probably already has a name for the movie too.
LOL. The redhead from Mad Men as well. And Gabourey Sidibe so Papi can enjoy it as well.
Tartan Manning is a fairly realistic one, and she has the attitude (actually, most of the orange is the new black cast lol) and I like Phoebe Tonkin as a seductive dream stripper.
flagooner, the redhead's name is Christina Hendricks; she's hot AF. Also, LOL at Gabourey Sidibe!
warhawks, let's hope you're right. I'd watch that in theaters.
Who would play the PLs? :P
a listers leading men. after all PLs need all the advantage we can get.
Nicolas Cage would play a good PL if he went all in. One of the few celebrities with a smoking hot wife that could make money as a dancer if she needed to.
Margot Robbie......
Philip Seymour Hoffman (RIP) would've played a great PL. He probably was one.
Lone Wolf, I am picturing Nicolas Cage getting LDK'd by Mila Kunis now. Thanks for that image!
@BJ: With the line-ups presented, I will volunteer myself to play the PL, taking one for the great cloud of PLs!
Jeez, I'm altruistic..... ;-)
Haha, I can just picture you guys! Holding actresses in place, trying to Fiv and dfk, and asking if she would do more for more lol.


Juice !!!! Though, I think I'd run for the doors if he asked me if I wanted a lap dance from him !!! LOL