Nightmare Scenario

avatar for LecherousMonk
LecherousMonk
Mom's basement
The condom breaks on an OtC date. What do you do?

37 comments

Jump to latest
avatar for SebastianCobb
SebastianCobb
7 years ago
Start saying goodbye to your loved ones.....But hey you might get lucky and pull a Magic Johnson....
avatar for SebastianCobb
SebastianCobb
7 years ago
.....His Johnson has 9 lives.....
avatar for Dominic77
Dominic77
7 years ago
Stop and replace the condom. I'm snipped so other than risk of STI, it happens. Just dip it in Listermint.
avatar for LecherousMonk
LecherousMonk
7 years ago
^ I'm presupposing you already finished.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
How many here believe in getting snipped, just to protect against unintended pregnancy? How many would do it while still childfree?

I feel that this is one of the most constructive and life affirming steps which anyone us could ever take.

How many carry Listermint with them when they go into strip clubs?

SJG

Yanis Varoufakis: Basic Income is a Necessity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvgdtF3y…

The Apocryphon of John (Secret Book of John) - Nag Hammadi Library
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMh2KYV…
avatar for Dominic77
Dominic77
7 years ago
Update: get tested, come clean with the wife, and go from there. What else can one do.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^^ Yes, a very responsible approach.

But my questions were more about before the fact, snipped, carrying Listermint?

SJG
avatar for JohnSmith69
JohnSmith69
7 years ago
Happened to me once. I pull out when finished and there's no condom. She comes out of the bathroom a few min later holding the condom which she fished out of her opening. I was pretty worried because she was a very regular whore, unlike my preferred discerning whores. I never caught anything. Don't know how long I was uncovered.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^^ So remedies?

Suggest guys get snipped, even while childfree?

Suggest guys carry Listermint? Do you?

SJG
avatar for DisRuptive1
DisRuptive1
7 years ago
@san_jose_guy "How many here believe in getting snipped, just to protect against unintended pregnancy? How many would do it while still childfree?"

I wish I could get snipped. Doctor won't snip me unless I have friends to drive me home. If I had friends, I'd probably never get involved in the SC hobby and put myself in a position where I need to get snipped to not get a stripper pregnant.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^ Very good points!

At the start of "The Outside" Colin Wilson writes about
http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/12414

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henri_Barb…

SJG
avatar for Stognasty
Stognasty
7 years ago
I posted recently about this experience. The dancer and I both noticed pretty much immediately after it broke because it felt like a dick skin condom after. She was already paying attention to the Condom because it was the thinnest she had ever seen, Trojan Bareskin. I've used them for a long time and it was the only one I'd seen break. I'm not really worried about any serious STIs but I'll be getting tested in a couple weeks and then again in three months. Most things are easily cured.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
suggest getting snipped?

carry Listermint?

SJG
avatar for RandomMember
RandomMember
7 years ago
If she's young and fertile say 5 days per month, your chances of getting her pregnant and having child support for the next 18 years is about 5/30 == 17%.

But don't let that worry you.
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^^^^^ Suggest getting snipped? Carry Listermint?

SJG
avatar for grand1511
grand1511
7 years ago
Crack open the cocoa cola douche
avatar for KJ702
KJ702
7 years ago
Who doesn't have hpv anyways these days ?
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^ I certainly hope that is not the case!

SJG
avatar for Dougster
Dougster
7 years ago
Get ready to have a child whose mother is a stripper. (But, hey, look how good NinaBambina turned out, right?)
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
^^^^^ Won't have any effect on Dougster and his bros in their all male immortality utopia.

SJG
avatar for Stognasty
Stognasty
7 years ago
Pretty much everyone has HPV KJ702 or has had it at some point. Most people never even know.
avatar for Stognasty
Stognasty
7 years ago
Whose the douche your referring to Grand1511?
avatar for grabbingsomepussy
grabbingsomepussy
7 years ago
Pray for crop failure.
avatar for footballguy
footballguy
7 years ago
Happened to me during a season with my ATF. when I pulled out after finishing the condom was broken. I wasn't too worried as I had previously fucked her bareback a few months prior and didn't catch anything (she was also on birth control). About twenty minutes later I put another condom on and fucked her some more, the condom broke again. Only time I've had a condom break, must have been a bad batch or something.
avatar for gawker
gawker
7 years ago
I'd give her $40 to get a Plan B pill the next morning.
avatar for RandomMember
RandomMember
7 years ago
Reminds me of a stripper I had over to my place a while back. Told her I had a vasectomy (which is true) and we had unprotected sex first evening. Drove her home at like 4AM and she got paranoid and asked if she should go for plan B. She was freaked out. So when I got home, texted her a pic of my vasectomy documentation. Should thank my urologist for his careful notes.
avatar for Cashman1234
Cashman1234
7 years ago
I think gawker offers good advice. That should keep her from getting knocked up. If you are concerned with std's - then just get tested somewhere to give yourself peace of mind too.
avatar for Call.Me.Ishmael
Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
Thank God, I've never had this happen. If it's an OTC, then we're pretty familiar and comfortable.

I would get tested, and recommend that she get tested, too. I like Gawker's idea about buying a morning-after pill. Except I'd probably want to go to the pharmacy with her to make sure that pill actually gets bought and used.

When something like this happens, I think that you have to exit fantasy mode and be proactive.
avatar for rockstar666
rockstar666
7 years ago
I was snipped years ago, and I usually go BB anyway. Never caught an STD, but then I only fuck low volume women. Usually. In your case, don't fuck the wife until your blood test comes back. The biggest danger actually is HPV since it's not even tested for in men, but is in women. If your wife is clean and then gets a positive, you're in trouble if she's not also fooling around. I haven't fucked my wife in 10 years...
avatar for Call.Me.Ishmael
Call.Me.Ishmael
7 years ago
But... keep in mind that some states (and some pharmacy chains) make it more difficult to access the morning-after pill. The pill's effect is considered by many to be an abortive procedure.

The following states allow pharmacists to prescribe emergency contraceptive pills directly to women of any age: Alaska, California, Hawaii, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Vermont, and Washington State.

avatar for TippingDollars
TippingDollars
7 years ago
#Pray
avatar for chessmaster
chessmaster
7 years ago
You guys use condoms?
avatar for georgmicrodong
georgmicrodong
7 years ago
My vasectomy is older than most of the strippers I've fucked lately, and I get tested every other month anyway, so I generally just get another one.
avatar for Jascoi
Jascoi
7 years ago
ditto.
avatar for stripfighter
stripfighter
7 years ago
Bring with you duck tape and keep going :)

But already good advice above
avatar for san_jose_guy
san_jose_guy
7 years ago
So Ishmael and Gawker, have you ever had to put that Plan B into effect? Did the girl go for it?

That's always going to be the problem with such.

SJG

I'm tied up on f2f political matters right now, that's why I've not been posting much.

http://www.fiberglassrv.com/
avatar for DoctorPhil
DoctorPhil
7 years ago
@san_jose_girl “I'm tied up on f2f political matters right now, that's why I've not been posting much.”

lying bag of shit. you fell off the wagon again, got drunk again, stole your mother’s car again and got tossed into jail again for another DUI again
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now