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Another Darwin award. :)

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Detroit

I am going to be going a business trip to Detroit in a week or so. I will be staying in a downtown casino. I will not have a car, so will be relying on Uber, Cabs, or, god-forbid, public…

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Paying Strippers Just For Being Beautiful

Am I in a minority here? I am white, I mean in another way. I don't go to strip clubs to ogle beautiful women and pay them just because they are beautiful. I leave that to guys who…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

another good night

i went on a recent night after going to a sporting event and then a local bar. we arrived around 12am, and there was quite a crowd. the girls were all friendly, but they weren't…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

vics

Vic's in irvington is a high mileage joint, however its 90 percent black hood rat types. The girls rance from 3's to 8's u can find a gem in there sometimes not. its hit or…

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RIP: Harry Dean Stanton

Classic performance in Repo Man. Some of my favorite movie lines... "Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em." "A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations." "Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Better than expected

I was doing a cross country drive so wanted to relax and unwind. Came across this and had a great time. The drinks are super cheap, dancers are good. I took 3 lap dances from…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

always fun at this place

Yet another trip south from Seattle to visit fleshland (aka Portland). A day devoted to watching young ladies taking off their sparse attire for dollars (or dollar in my case because I am…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

Sweet sexy girls

Down to earth sweet sexy white girls. Nice lap dances tho they sometimes cut it a lil short. Theres two small stages n its def a small club n the music is decent mainstream hip…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

The Medicine You Need To Cure A Bad Week

Having a Bad Week? I found the perfect medicine to cure you. Head to Pure Gold and hang out with one of the Amazing Dancers on a Friday or Saturday Night. For just $18 Cover…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Gets Better as a Regular

Thought I'd update after coming here for about 5 weeks. I've raised by value rating to 6, with some caveats. See my earlier review describing the physical nature of the club. Scores can be a little…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

TOO UPSCALE FOR ME

In Memphis for the first time and checking out various clubs. Second stop was the Pony on a Friday night from 9:00-10:00. I pulled up to the good-sized building and there were a handful of…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

End of Summer

This club hasn't changed much. It is still physically the same as it has been since Players took over two years ago. One change outside is that the diner parking lot often used by club…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Nice Experience

Came in on a Friday evening for the first time in over a year. Very nice selection of dancers overall, I recall being a little underwhelmed with the talent on my previous visit. Went back…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Imagine

I imagined I went to Pandora's, first time in about a year. Mid-afternoon. Maybe 10 girls there, but it's hard to get a good count. I wasn't approached for about 15 minutes, when a really hot…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Good time at Night Trips

Night trips is a good spot with a good mix of dancers. Beer only bar. Only Topless. You'll see some of the most beautiful strippers in Oklahoma. Key: if you can secure one of…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

What you pay for

I went to the Strip remembering several recent VIP sessions with a number of different fine ladies that included delights such as BBBJ DATY FIV and some DFK, all of which I'd be eager to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Overall a good club but it can be hit or miss

I've been into Kitten's on multiple occasions over the years. There is usually a good number and variety. During the day there isn't a cover. All you need to do is buy a $5 coke.…

Kittens Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

SWIMMING WITH SHARKS

After a disappointing visit to the Pony on my first-ever trip to Memphis, I decided to check out Kittens Kabaret. Though I'm a middle-aged white guy, I love black clubs and have been to…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Not the best club I've been to

I have been here at least a dozen times over the last 10 months, mostly for one dancer. The club itself isn't too bad, but not my favorite. Teddy is by far the best dancer…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Good and Bad...

So I decided to come back to HL and try again (see my last review why I wasn't sure if I would visit again.) But the advice on this forum was to forget about what…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

I thought this was most expensive strip club

I visited with a friend who was visiting town. We were drinking all night and she wanted to swing by strip club close to her work place. There was $20 entry fee for me and…

Gladiator Bar

Gilbert, Minnesota

Good for what it is

Went here with a few buddies after golfing in the area. For a tiny town on the iron range, this was a fun place. It's a bar with a pool table, pole and stage. The…

The Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Late night pop off

Walked in with my crew after hitting the bars. Open till 4 - perfect to keep the party Rollin. At least 20 girls and a party mood perfect to keep off the cum…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

For Orlando...I will be back for sure.

So what do you do when Inner Room is closed because no electricity due to the hurricane...give Orlando a very calculated chance. Knowing full well that it's no touch, pasties and Mickey Mouse might…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

I think this place has finally give up.

I drove by about a month ago and there was a sign on the door saying that the place was closed due to water main break and it would be open again as soon as…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

Great atmosphere and cheap boobs

The club is in one of the more shady parts of Altoona. The girls there are nice and willing to do a lot for tips. They don't bother you for tips they enjoy being naked…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Hot new

Back to 390 for the first time in a while. Overall it was a good visit. Beers are now $1 until 9pm which is great. I also noted many new dancers sprinkled…

Chicas Cabaret

Houston, Texas

July 18 review

Visited here on a Tuesday night during a business trip. Tried XTC cabaret the night before, and that place was completely dead. Chicas on Tues was definitely better. Vibe was good and safe. Well lit…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

New country to explore

This was my first time to a club outside of the states. I grew up by the boarder but did not start going to clubs till I was older and had moved away. I have…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

$1 drinks!

First of all, parking is self park but it's $1 charge. Upon entering on Monday, the cover charge was $5.00. As soon as I walked in, there were at least 8 girls and one dancing,…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Dancer review

This is the most popular club in AC. This club is busy on weekends however you really have to hustle to make money here. A lot of the guys that come in are…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

Beware of new dancers

First time here. Dropped in to unwind around 6:30. Things didn't get going until about 7:30. When they say "bikini bar" they totally mean it! They apparently have a "tops-on"…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Good trip to foxy

So first mass isnt providence, but this is the best youll get without venturing to providence. Quality of girls is good. Weird stage set up where girls are high up and far away from where…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Not what I am looking for in a club

I should have just asked for my ID back and left the club when I saw that they were going to scan it. At my age even being asked for ID is unusual -…

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Definite Improvement

Was in Jackson recently for business. Finished up and headed to Cracker Jaxx around 4pm. They only had 4 dancers on shift and they were the same old crew that has been there for months.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

saturday afternoon

got here around 3ish.... the parking lot is a great indicator of how poppin it is in there... and i was able to easily find a parking spot.. as i made my way in there…

Ballarrinas Gentlemen's Club

Honolulu, Hawaii

Number 1 spot for the hottest girls

Being from the big island where there are no clubs. When us boys come to Oahu we are always out looking to have fun. Ballarinas as the most action hands down. Owner always makes sure…

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur

Great looking girls but pushy staff

Went here for a bach. 10 guys paid 20 dollars for entire group (they said free admission but the door guy wouldnt let us up if we didnt tip him) ordered 2 for 1 beers, told…

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Membership in SJG's Church Doubled in Just One Week!

At first it sounds like a startling develop. But then San Jose police found some of the details. The new member that joined was none other than TUSCL's very own vinceygirl michaels. SanJoseGuy said that vinceygirl passed the front room…

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Girls at Follies be fucking you like this lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZHtyPHAaLV/

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Response to Fishsticks Questions for Me

Hey Fishsticks, here are the answers to your questions I got a questions thread for you Shailynn, please be truthful. 1. Do you have any friends in real life? I have plenty of real friends in life, and friends on here, which I…

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Johnsmith69: 10 QUESTIONS

1. Dream stripper dumps you(again) for a younger more handsome more wealthy lawyer. What would you do? Would you take her back? 2. You and a 300 lb black woman are the last of humanity. Would you fuck her to repopulate…

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Juice: 10 questions

1. You can only have chacken fangers or Arby's for the next year. Which one? 2. What's your current Weight? 3. Favorite sport? 4. where will you go for your cheap hooker if follies gets shut down? 5. Would you give a tranny a…

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vincemichaels: Lies About Military Service; Whacks of to Underage Girl in Teenag

Behold your hero vinceygirl michaels, TUSCL! What does it say about you that he is your hero? Lol!

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Tuscl Meetup at Hi-Liter

Ok. The meetup is about to get underway. I am here waiting on chili and azdd. If anyone else wants to join us. I'm sitting over towards VIP. I'll check periodically check to see if anyone…

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@vinceygirl: Time for You to Apologize for Lying about Military Service

If you were not involved in actual combat then you need to apologize for saying you were. And, no, protesting a war is not the same thing.

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Hairstylist in Atlanta

Odd request I know. I need a haircut. And I miss the days when there were some hottie ladies cutting hair near me. Does anyone know a good place around Tucker,Doraville, Brookhaven?

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New Reno ordinance to kick strip clubs out of downtown.

The city counsel has voted against strip clubs downtown or mid-town and will force them into industrial areas. They will have 5 years to move. http://www.rgj.com/story/news/2017/09/14/council-votes-5-2-rid-downtown-reno-strip-clubs-five-years/664991001/ The city attorney hired a PI to spy on the clubs, this was done without the…

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What LDK needs these days just to cum

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZGkIIKAvEP/ LMFAO

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

She passed out on me

Came here on a Thursday night because I wanted to eat some steak. When I walked in there were about 3-5 girls (all 3-5's) in the place. One was on the main stage, not really…

Le Pigale

Gatineau, Quebec

Overall Enjoyable, but did not live up to reviews

I went here on a Tuesday night while on a trip to Ottawa. Had to take a cab there. When I arrived near midnight club was fairly empty. Dancers I saw were pretty. After a…

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, Florida

Changing the scene in Pompano Beach?

The Gold Club Pompano just opened recently. Another club or clubs were in this building but new owners have come in and appear to be trying on putting a high class, Vegas style place…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Waitresses

I have been to this club about four times. The dancers are average for Chicago suburban clubs. On thursday, the dances are only ten dollars a song versus $30 on all other days. This is…

La Bellezze Gentlemen’s Club

Canoga Park, California

Monday funday

Been a while since the last time I was here. There's slim pickings as far as clubs in the West valley, and it's either here or Xposed, and the last time I went to Xposed…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Friendly small place

Went on a Friday afternoon around 2 PM and didn't know what to expect. The neighborhood is a quiet suburban neighborhood and I parked on a side street. Walking up, the place looked somewhat shady,…

Blue Diamond

Louisville, Kentucky

Wouldn't recommend

From the start it seemed a little sketchy. Was directed to park around the side of the building where I was afraid of break ins. Only two dancers and one was also bartending. Full on…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Not my type of place... Won't be coming back

I was in Chicago for a weekend and it was my last night and I decided to hit up VIP's. Didn't really know what to expect, but I came armed with 20s ready to blow…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

Gradually improved

I walked in. A dancer asked me to buy her a beer, then didn't speak to me but occasionally blew smoke in my face. The bartender would NOT give out the Wi-Fi password,…

Stiletto Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

AC with the Boys

Went to AC for the night with friends and co workers, stop by here around 11 pm stayed for 2+ hours. First off if you pay $30 or VIP you get access to both clubs…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

D.C. Clubs

So like all D.C. Clubs, there are no private dances of any kind. The set up is a thin area with tables and small a bar in the back. Some dances will come around asking…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Hot girls but ultimately not worth your time

Soon as I get in, I sit down and grab a drink. Good atmosphere, dark inside but light enough to scope out who's working. Not too busy (7pm), plenty of places to sit. One girl…

Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club Torrance

Torrance, California

Amazing dancer

I went on a Wednesday night. The vibe of the club was fun and the music was kicking. I spotted a cute blonde with amazing breasts and legs to die for. It…

Spearmint Rhino

Holborn, England

Not bad, not great either

The Spearmint Rhino in London certainly has a much more strip club like atmosphere than most places in London with much better interior décor and space than most. That said on this mid-week evening…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Weird setup, but some friendly dancers

As others have mentioned, the name is now Torpedo's and it's right along Main St. It is a bit odd passing people just out for dinner, etc. When you enter, there's a counter that seems…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Sapphire NYC

It's one of the bigger strip clubs in NYC with a fancy atmosphere . Probably have the hottest dancers in NYC and it's more of a club environment. There's a main stage in front and…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Im giving this place one more last try

As far as location of this place I love it because im in Central OC.. The quality of the girl are ok.. They are thicker than at Taboo which I can't figure which club is…

Riviera Gentleman's Club

Astoria, New York

I didnt even get in

Hello Bros ,, I found myself going to queens to peep some diff broads. Queens def has alota hot mamis, also wanted to visit a chic that had worked at one of my previous…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Standard Club, Exceptional Girls

First off, valet parking is mandatory. Which is actually pretty stupid given how small their lot is. Nevertheless, I didn't have to pay cover so I really didn't care. The bar is situated…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Lived up to the reputation

Had a pretty good idea what to expect, and this place did not disappoint! Got in around 9ish and the place was pretty busy, couldn't even find a seat at the bar area or…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

You really get what you pay for.

This place doesn't pretend to be anny better than it is. I guess there is a certain level of charm to that. There are no illusions or pretenses as to what goes on within these…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

No parking fees, No cover, No hard sale, No one inside

Week was slowing down. Want to see and touch a little nekid flesh. I figured the other place would be busy. So I stopped had a bite to eat and…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Uneventful day shift visit

So I had some time to kill and decided to check out pin ups to see how it is since this was my first visit. Arrived late in the afternoon and I paid 10 to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Less Then Exciting Late Afternoon and Early Evening at PHC

This has been my go to club for several years. I had not visited for several months due to travel and work schedule. I stopped in today around 5:00 P.M. and stayed until…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Not bad could have been better

I love visiting strip clubs in general, in particular the Palaminos. I used to get free limo rides however during my last visit they said that you need to have a party of at least…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Lazy day

This was a lazy Saturday evening visit for me. I did not have anything else to do. After reading the reviews I decided to visit as it was full nude. The club is an hour…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Very Experience Than I Expected...

In San Diego for business, I noticed my passport was expired only when preparing to go across the boarder to the Hong Kong. After a fair amount of research and asking around, I decided…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Force Friday Adventure plus 2 other visits

This will cover three visits over the past month. Finally got a trip out of town that took me through Detroit airport so I scheduled my flights with the usual extended layover, early in, late afternoon…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Great time at Eleven

It was my first time to Miami and my research said this was the closest club to south beach where I was staying. I was extremely impressed. The club is pretty upscale and appeared to…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Night out in Indy

OK, I don't normally like to visit local clubs because frankly, the mileage as a general rule of thumb sucks (not literally) at almost every Indiana club. There are exceptions, but not many and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Friday At FC

Stopped in to Criket for a random Friday visit. I wasn't expecting much since the dancers I usually see don't work on Friday. Greeted by the doorman who knew me, he said they didn't have…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Short on dancers

I went on a friday night last winter. Girls were all 5s and 6s with maybe one 7. While they were lacking in the looks department, they were very friendly and took to drinking with us.…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Amazing club in Phili

We were a group of 3 and went there on a Saturday evening around 9 PM . To our surprise the club was filled with lots of girls . The best part is that if…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Summary of 3 visits

OK. Haven't been on the road for a while so forced to review some of the local action I usually try to avoid because it hadn't been good to me recently. Rio is…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Need to come back more often!

I suggest if you're into daytime, arrive before 2:00 PM to get the free lunch with $7 admission. I had the grilled chicken sandwich at it was awesome! I stay away from strip club food…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Camelot

So like all D.C. Clubs, there are no private dances of any kind. The set up is a thin area with tables and small a bar in the back. Some dances will come around asking…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Checked out the wheel spin promotion

I was in Pittsburgh on a Monday night and decided to try out Cheerleaders Monday night promotion where they spin the wheel every half hour to determine what the special will until the next wheel…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Like riding a bike

I had some time to kill before I had to catch my flight and decided it was time to hit my favorite brothel. The basics: $5 cover, $7 beers, $10 fee for the private…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

One more time at the Dollies

It's been more than a month since last visit. Got a drink, got some dollar dances with the couple of performers on stage. The dollar dances are worth it. Couple of dancers came and asked…

Vue Club (was Bare Elegance)

Clearwater, Florida

New club in town

This is an okay club. They are trying to their name out there. Had about 5 dancers on shift when I went all pretty average. I would say 5-6 range. I got a drink coupon…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good time at Baby Dolls

Went to baby dolls last Friday night. Club was buzzing by 9pm. There seems like there were a ton of girls there. Layout is amazing with multiple smaller stages around a big stage.Dancers start at…

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LecherousMonk: 10 Questions Resurrected

Little is known about our little Buddha friend, let's find out more. 1. You don't really live with your parents, do you? 2. Are you an Ohio State fan? 3. Describe the wildest night you ever had in a strip…

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GoVikings: 10 Questions Resurrected

Either GoVikings is an attention whore or he just wanted to play too (just kidding). 1. Why the Vikings? When you live on the east coast? 2. Favorite music artist? 3. You always talk about hot crappy the clubs…

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South Florida after the storm

Anyone know if The South FLA strip clubs are back in action? Heading there next week. Wondering what to expect.

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Do certain cities have better looking strippers than others?

Or is it generally just based on the club atmosphere itself?

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What is the average readers age on this forum?

Cuts curious, I am 43 and want to know how old are under readers on these forums. ?

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Columbus

I am in Columbus a few times a year for work and if I decide to partake in a night out like this I usually come here. First you must keep in mind that Columbus…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Older dancers

Went to marios after banging in sick looking for some fun! Walked in and wasn't impressed with the talent on a Friday afternoon! Got a bottle water for $5.50. Probably average for strip club. Out…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Very dead and boring

In fact this is my worst review if any club till now. Was in town for business. Decided to go to this one. Missed going here last time as had a nice time in a…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Still OK

Decided to visit on a recent Saturday night after a long hiatus. It is still a solid choice in the area. Was pretty crowded but the staff and dancers still circulated efficiently and the stage…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

A winning trip

This was definitely a successful visit. Weekday around 1:00pm. Could have gone either way, as some places are great in the afternoon and some aren't. Didn't want to spend a lot of time here, so…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Odd place

Well I consider this an odd place to visit. If you are looking for beer and hanging with friends then this might not be the best place. If you are by yourself and looking for…

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Sex is Cheap (for Men)

This article is about traditional dating, not mongering, but I'd be interested to see the PL perspective on it. Basic premises: Men don't have to provide very many financial or emotional resources to get sex anymore, so women are suffering.…

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How to Have a Good Time at a Shitty Club?

Going to a club solely for the feature performer. Only reason I ever go there, as I consider the talent second-rate. So, assuming I have to kill an hour or two at this place, what is my best strategy for…

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Phone number--OTC

So I have recently returned to patronizing strip clubs. I am certainly able to spend more than in my mis-spent youth. There is something new however. I have had three dancers at clubs in two different states offer me their…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Not worth the money

After so many people were talking about this place decided to give it a try. While walking in I was informed no cellphones are allowed? WTF? I can't be without my cellphone ... anyway left…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

so so ...

Visited this place on a friday afternoon, It was relatively busy. They charge you $20 entrance fee which is pretty high. Then you have to sit by the dance floor and you have to tip them…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Back in Portland

Back in Portland and had the chance to go back here. That the club is easy to locate and get to is a big plus. Safe, open, easy parking. Once inside the club is really…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

sometime you have to try a little harder

This is always a stopping point on my way up or down 95. I tried on two days this trip. The first day, tuesday afternoon, a dozen dancers, way too loud music and 15 patrons.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not too busy on Saturday night

Stopped by on a Saturday at 8 PM. One $10 cover to get you in both the downstairs bar, La Pearl, and upstairs bar, Outer Space. La Pearl had 2 dancers sitting with 2 customers,…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Construction mess

Main street construction has created havoc here. The girls are the same for the most part but it is difficult to get to the bar. You have to drive on old main the 'wrong way'…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Total hit or miss

Tried this few weeks ago, there were 2 people there and 2 dancers (probably 40 to 50 years old) ... I didn't want to get a dance from my grandmother, so I left. The drinks…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Bring Your Own Dancer

New Solid Gold is in a nondescript metal building on the far southwest side of Jacksonville, in what I understand is not the best part of town, but the area didn’t look too bad to…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Ew

Ugh!!! This is a horrible club. Went there after work, and honestly was only two dancers, both ugly and not worth my money. As a female, I don't feel like I should have been hassled…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

To expensive

This club has outrageous private room prices, compared to other clubs in the area. Starting at $780 for a half hour, and it only being topless, no thanks. Dances were nice, and timed through a…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens Afternoons

Found myself in South Seattle, and with time to kill decided to stop by since I was fairly close. First time to visit this place, outside clean was attractive and the added bonus of…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Update on HL "Z family" and...

Update on HL "Z family" and Centerfolds On Sept 7th the liquor board denied the transfer of license from a Garage in Scottsdale to the Z brothers. However said, "This matter is set for hearing…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

Another visit to South

I went to South last night to see how things were. There were a number of girls working, including Cici, Natalie, Summer (previously a cute, spinner waitress who's nice turned to dancing) Anisa, an…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Just another day at Henry's

I had some free time on Wednesday afternoon so I decided to swing by Henry's to see how things were. I saddled up at the bar ordered my Detroit standard $6.75 beer and checked out…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Late night fix

Well, I went to the erotic cafe to see what I would find. I'd never been there, but was looking for some serious attention. Paid the bartender the fixed fee ($10) that includes 2…

Colette Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Just ok

Obviously this is not a strip club, but a swingers club. There is a membership fee as well as a nightly fee. There is valet parking, or park at the hotel next door for free. This was our…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Ahh. It was ok

Got here around 8:30-9pm. Was bored and wanted to check it out since I haven't been since it's been back open. Walked in, noticeable changes (cover is no longer the super weird 22 bucks it…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

1 Nighter Across The Border

I went on an impromptu trip across the border 4 Fridays ago. I was very impressed with not only the dancers, but also the overall vibe of the club. The drinks were not cheap but…

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Its all on a bitch

https://youtu.be/-u6TNJDntGM

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Reason #1069 why a stripper needs money.

Another first for me. I have never heard this one before. "I have to raise $600 before I leave here today to bail my mother out of jail. I bailed my father out yesterday". So I had to ask why…

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"Raw Blew Hundo", just hit the mother fuckin streets

www.offtop.co/t/kYOeETDe8c Jaxxx Staxxx is the undisputed Crap Murzik Champion of Tuscl

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Is this industry getting more ratchety?

I can't imagine my standards have been rising over the past 5 years, so it begs the internal question weighing on my mind every time I go into the club. Why are there less attractive strippers working? It used to be…

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@vincemichaels if You Weren't in Involved in Military Combat Time to Apologize f

Sorry, vinceygirl, protesting a war is not the same thing as military combat. Time to apologize to veterans and TUSCL for lying that you were.

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Uprightcitizen 12 hours ago What is your reaction? Out of state dancer texts me...

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Cleveland Sports

Can we all agree Cleveland is currently the epicenter of the sports world right now? The Indians are on a magical streak looking to dominate the World Series this year. The Cavs have retooled to fight the Warriors, and still probably…

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LONDONGUY: 10 Questions Resurrected

To our FKK expert, and buddy across the pond. 1. I know you've visited the USA in the past, which city has been your favorite and why? 2. Name a city in the USA that you want to visit? 3.…

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Photographs of Porsche-driving lawyer's daughter who shot a homeless man 'in sel

I could not make up anything as crazy as this. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4884856/Photos-woman-shot-homeless-man-appear-escort-site.html

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Apparently in Floriduh you are expected to fuck ugly women. :)

http://nbc4i.com/2017/09/14/deputies-florida-woman-hit-man-who-did-not-want-to-have-sex-with-her/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Top Prospect MILF Back On The Market

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/fergie-josh-duhamel-separate-8-years-marriage-will-always-united-190242185.html Considering how shitty her latest album sales are maybe she'll be back to stripping in Phoenix soon.

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ATF Throwing a party a club......And you're invited....

So she's throwing a party a club....with her friends...Prob is I would probably be the only guy there.....That's super awkward because I the friends are only going to cockblock and it only opens up the door for a number of…

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Sideline app is no longer free

Got a message on sideline the text/talk app is no longer free. Need to find a new one. Suggestions or should I just go by the apple App Store ratings?

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How do you get the baby strippers to agree to letting you touch for a $20 dance?

One of the rules in my favorite club is that breast touching isn't allowed on the floor. I think this rule was made to stop all the young girls from taking business from the old guard that have their…

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What is your reaction?

Out of state dacer texts me and says "I need your help...."

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Video killed the lap dance star

I miss the good old days before cameras in every corner of a strip club. I remember how once the curtain or door shut pretty much anything went. There was one club I frequented quite a bit when…

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The ball busting sales technique?

When it's slow for the girls, meaning a buyers market, do you ever find the attempts strippers make to sell you a dance are a feign attempt at emasculating you? Example, "So, why aren't you getting any dances?" No introduction by…

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How many of you would give her a dollar ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZCCuPSB7kN/ I would very nice stage show

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Do you go commando?

A first for me today at Follies. A dancer that I did not know came up to me and felt my shorts. Said "No underwear" and walked off. I guess I wasn't her type. No loss. She damn sure wasn't…

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Lean Paul Hot or not

She certainly has nice real breasts. I certainly would not kick her out of bed and would get a VIP from her. https://i1.wp.com/interviews.adultdvdtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/lena-paul5.jpg?w=600&ssl=1

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Pussy plus alcohol

Where in the continental US can you get alcohol plus full nudity? I'm talking about a club that serves alcohol, not byob, and has completely nude dancers. I only remember seeing this in Atlanta, Miami and other southeast…

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Atlanta Strip Club

I am staying in downtown Atlanta with no car (MARTA train) only (business trip) and looking for a good strip club. Anything walk able near the Bank of America building Downtown Atlanta? Thanks

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JOHNSMITH69: 10 Questions Resurrected

Certainly a colorful member on the board. 10 questions for TUSCLs favorite attorney, JS69. 1. Everyone knows about DS1, but how many DSs' have you had? How mamny do those do you still see? 2. 31 days in…

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This bitch bit his dick lol

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/stripper-busted-for-biting-patrons-crotch-352891

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table side fun to private dance

It appears that the younger black dancers know what they want. Last night walked into a club sat, down ordered a beer. This black dancer sat down next to me and slipped her hand into my pants and grab a…

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SC Tour 18

Planning a trip for next year to somewhere in the lower 48 but I'm not sure yet. Two things I love in life are women and food. Being from the Detroit Area I'm spoiled on the SC we have here.…

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Johnny Apple Smith Red heads

https://www.instagram.com/p/BY3XiIHnpEa/

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Adulterous Woman....A Warning

Proverbs 7 New International Version (NIV) Warning Against the Adulterous Woman 1 My son, keep my words and store up my commands within you. 2 Keep my commands and you will live; guard my teachings as the…

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OT: RIP Frank Vincent

We all knew him from "Sopranos", and several movies like "Goodfellas." For those wishing to pay him respects, first go home and get your shinebox.

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My robinhood app just....

Offered me $2,000 credit line to trade with...I keep commission from profits...is this a safe thing to get involved in or can I get fucked some how ?

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Jessie James Decker - would you get dances from her?

There's a show on E - with Jessie James Decker and her husband (that I'm embarrassed to admit I'm watching right now). She has a pretty impressive body - and I'm wondering if guys would by dances from her (if…

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Proof she has no dick

https://www.instagram.com/p/BZAHNclnLOb/ Or at least surgery LMFAO I'd fuck the dawg shit out of her

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Quick personal update post-Irma

Just thought I'd let the board know that I'm doing fine after enduring Irma here in Largo, central Pinellas County, Florida. If you were wondering? Prolly not. Anyway. I haven't yet looked through the board to see how the other…

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Prostitution Bust - Check Out the Age of One of the Johns

There has to be at least one TUSCL PL in that group? http://wchstv.com/news/local/nine-men-arrested-in-charleston-prostitution-sting

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JACKSLASH: 10 Questions Resurrected

1. How many strippers have you had to your house? 2. Living in the metro Detroit area (and yes I know people say "I don't live in Detroit!"), how do you refrain from going to strip clubs every single day? 3. Who…

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OT: Seven Days of Heroin

This is a grim report of the heroin epidemic from Cincinnati. I unfortunately know some people affected by heroin. http://www.cincinnati.com/pages/interactives/seven-days-of-heroin-epidemic-cincinnati/

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Do you Google a stripper's number?

When a girl gives me her number I always Google it. Usually there is nothing to learn. The usual websites trying to sell you phone tracking type of shit, or it is a cell phone in this area. The last…

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Ordering food in a club

I've rarely ordered food in a strip club. I've seen guys eat dinner in clubs. I've also heard dancers recommend the club food. That being said - I've also known guys who won't eat club food. How do you feel…

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Baby oil and titty play yes or no ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BY_NltMnPlB/ Hundred percent hell the fuck yes even if that belly big....I'm always down with a bitch like this Pretty face, baby oil big belly big titty Play four life nigga

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Fave-to-others spending ratio in the club

So, once you have settled on a fave, how do you typically allocate your wallet? I presume most guys do continue sampling the other talent in case it improves via competition or education... And in case your fave decides to…

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Staxxx with a nother one " Strip Club Junkie"

www.offtop.co/t/bbKW8q9bKh

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Clubs in areas under curfew

Since many areas in Irma's wake are under curfew, clubs that have reopened will have to close early. That means hotter nighttime dancers on the daytime shifts. Dancers that are back, will need more money. Dancers that…

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She does her routine and that's it.

Met a new girl, I think she said her fourth day there (not sure fourth day stripping ever, or new place for her). Anyway, I get a dance, she goes through the motions as they usually do, multiple positions and all…

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Best BJ ever!

Went to a new local spot Saturday evening, Club Irma. Receive the best BJ ever, but VERY expensive.

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Armed man arrested over threats made at Springfield strip club

Which of you PLs was ranting "about ­having made a deal with “Jesse the hooker” to have sex for $100"? http://registerguard.com/rg/news/local/35949347-75/armed-man-arrested-over-threats-made-at-springfield-strip-club.html.csp

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LapDanceKing82 (LDK82): 10 [More] Questions Resurrected

LDK82 wanted me to ask him 10 "more" questions - here you go: 10 More Questions for LDK82 I couldn't find the original questions I asked him before. I remember, he likes to play minigolf, I think he drives a…

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It's about time that men showed women that we can do it too. :)

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/12/arizona-elementary-school-teacher-pleads-guilty-to-sex-with-foreign-exchange-student-17.html

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Is this the real John Smith 69?

I was watching Bull on TV tonight, and what to my wondering eyes should appear.... but the following ad! Is this the real JS69? https://www.ispot.tv/ad/w5yL/humana-john-smith

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Fucking bitches ready and willing

Money and hills looking at the ceiling Bitch sucking dick Switch lanes until I'm sick Fucking butches ready and willing Stacks and hills looking to the ceiling Bricks lining my book shelf Bad birches sucking herself Fuck a bitch get the paper Fuck her quick and say see…

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Twitter Stocks

TWTR-US‘s share price performance of -2.48% over the last 12 months is below its peer median but its 30-day trend in share price performance of 10.93% is better than the peer median. This recent rising stock price may herald a…

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U.S. Rate Curve Got Too Pessimistic

Let's discuss the Dollar

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$1,000 You Buying An iPhone 10 or Giving It To A Stripper?

I was just hanging out in a business and a 70 year old guy comes running in about to cream his pants over the new iPhone 10. Man $999 is some coin for a smart phone. That's more…

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Bin Laden porn stash won't be released. Boo..

http://www.newsweek.com/cia-director-mike-pompeo-bin-laden-documents-special-forces-raid-released-663288?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Is making it rain ever a good idea?

I've never made it rain in a club. I've read that it's a very poor idea. Is it something best left to music videos, or has anyone done it and found it to be worthwhile?

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Should strip club news be shown on that clubs TUSCL page?

Do you want to know if a club has had a shooting, a raid or some other news event? Should it be shown on the club page under a heading of news or should news articles be submitted as reviews?…

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Why I Can Never Run For Political Office

I was thinking I'd be a good mayor, but then if I had stiff competition from the opposition and they started digging dirt up on me, maybe I'd be fucked. Therefore I made a list of bad shit I've…

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New Rap Single " Da One" ( Lap dance slow jam)

www.offtop.co/t/EdpgNVEwkG

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OT: Good Morning Vietnam (of sorts) Soundtrack, USN Style

www.vf-162.org/crz63p02.html Two vimeos, ~ 6 minutes each. Enjoy.

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Is bigger better? Why?

It seems like most men glorify big tits. It's obvious on here by all of the posts of women with big tits and by the comments on the board and in reviews. Is is just our nature? Do we have…

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For BJ99: 10 Questions Resurrected

I am resurrecting the 10 questions thread for TUSCL members from a few years ago. Hopefully BJ99 participates. BJ99 - you're pretty beloved here, please answer these questions so other members can learn more about you. If a question…

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Nice to see the Campaign Again DickBreath Neanderthal vincemichaels is Intensify

If you lie about military service you definitely deserve the flak you are getting in return, vinceygirl.

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breast milk

This slightly overweight black stripper came to my table ask if I would like a private dance, I said sure, she had a really nice shape and very large breasts. She got naked right away and put her left nipple…

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Entertaining little subreddit I stumbled upon!

I'm thinking a few guys on here would be interested in the products for sale, lol. I'm kinda weirded out by this, and also strangely aroused. Confusedboner? Would you buy some? I wouldn't but I like looking at the pictures! https://www.reddit.com/r/usedpanties/

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Warning Against Adultery

Proverbs 5 NIv 5 My son, pay attention to my wisdom, turn your ear to my words of insight, 2 that you may maintain discretion and your lips may preserve knowledge. 3 For the lips of the…

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Majority of da bored is broke ass niggas

All talk..all theory and never Club because not a damn one of you butches have manager your monies right https://youtu.be/iljasVVe8Js Enjoy this song called broke boy by philthy rich Also for extra credit rate the rachet ass hoes in the video

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$100 bbbjcim ?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BY6B9Y9g04M/ Yes or No ?

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Ever had a dancer want to cuddle afterwards: GFE ITC

Quite a while ago I took a girl I had gotten quite friendly with to the club private VIP room for an hour. We took our time and played and pleased starting with DFK to BBBJ to DATY to 69…

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Follies

With the weather in Atlanta today, is Follies still open?

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In case you missed it, Florida sheriff warns residents not to shoot at hurricane

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/09/10/florida-sheriff-warns-residents-not-to-shoot-at-hurricane-irma.html?recirc=taboolainternal Only in Florida.

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Sorry vinceygirl You Really Do Owe An Apology to TUSCL for Lying about Military

More and more people are speaking out on how unacceptable your lying is.

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What is the most expensive club worth the money ?

What is the most you've spent in a club and still felt you got good value ?

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I don't go to white clubs often enough.

Damn! I can't seem to find any. WTF is up with that?

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I got dumped by a stripper ITC

I told her I wanted to pay her for her attention and I wanted to take it slow. She sat with me for a few minutes and took my money but the next time I saw her she said…

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PL vs Monger vs Customer

Is there a difference between the terms PL, Monger, and Customer? I've been using them interchangeably, but now I'm thinking there may be more nuance to these terms. Is it like, a customer is anyone who has ever visited a…

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The ignore button....thank you founder

Great feature that lets us look at reviews and ignore the dorks.

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Need advice - How to navigate BYOB club

Call me an amateur, but my years of clubbing have brought me only to topless clubs that serve serve alcohol with full bars. But I'll be traveling for work soon and I'm considering visiting a BYOB club. Specifically, PinkMonkey in…

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Why do you go to strip clubs? Duh!

Cut from a review for the Pink Pony in Atlanta: " I was happy to give her all of what I planned on spending since she was so sincere, had a great talk about books and literature. Great time!"