A Tale of Two (Hypothetical) Club Chains

9/5/2017 3:39:04 PM

You have a chance to own one and only one of two hypothetical groups of eight strip clubs in the Northeastern, Midwestern, and Southern United States. Based solely on their respective locations, which one would you choose?

Chain A (Tits 'n' Ass)

--Boston
--Manhattan, New York
--Brooklyn, New York
--Philadelphia
--Pittsburgh
--Cincinnati
--North Side, Chicago
--St. Louis

Chain B (Ass 'n' Titties)

--Boston
--Bronx, New York
--Philadelphia
--Cleveland
--Detroit
--South Side, Chicago
--St. Louis
--Washington

*Bonus points for the 1st PL to identify the source of these locations.

5 comments

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chessmaster

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7 years ago

Chain b.

ppwh

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7 years ago

I wouldn't choose either. Owning clubs in that many states under the same name sounds like it's begging for federal government attention and class action lawsuits over stuff like house fees.

mark94

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7 years ago

Hint:Baseball.

LecherousMonk

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7 years ago

mark94, +10.

whodey

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7 years ago

Chain B, any chain that opens a location in Cincinnati is sure to go under due to poor management choices.