If you wake up unsure of where you are, who's bed you're in, and which woman is in your arms, but you're fairly certain of a 50/50 chance of guessing right.
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Is This An Indication Of A Problem?
Sep 7, 2017, 10:09 AM
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Your profile name is accurate.
First thing you ought to do is make sure you have no open surgical wounds especially in the vicinity of your kidneys, next if I were you I'd go check the closet where you keep your stamp collections.
20 years ago, those things were an indication that it was Saturday morning. Or any of the other mornings.
If you're waking up with a woman in your arms, you're in good shape. Unless she's your mother or sister. In which case, you're probably in West Virginia.
If you think there's a 50/50 chance you know where you are - you are in much better shape than I've been on many of my mornings!
Of course - if the 50/50 chance is whether you are with a stripper - or a golden retriever -then that might be a problem! Lol!
It would suck to be too drunk to remember an otc encounter -