If you wake up unsure of where you are, who's bed you're in, and which woman is in your arms, but you're fairly certain of a 50/50 chance of guessing right.
First thing you ought to do is make sure you have no open surgical wounds especially in the vicinity of your kidneys, next if I were you I'd go check the closet where you keep your stamp collections.
If you're waking up with a woman in your arms, you're in good shape. Unless she's your mother or sister. In which case, you're probably in West Virginia.
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Of course - if the 50/50 chance is whether you are with a stripper - or a golden retriever -then that might be a problem! Lol!
It would suck to be too drunk to remember an otc encounter -