Club near me function is helpful

Do you use the wi-fi on the Greyhound Bus?

I Drive a blacked out 2015 Mustang

If by "2015 Mustang" you mean "1972 Ford Pinto", then that's believable.

I dumped a load in a blackened out Mustang once. The load blackened it.

Club near me function is gay.

I've never used that function. I'm sure it's useful when traveling on business to a city you aren't familiar with. It's good to find a club nearby - and then read some reviews to know what to expect - or whether it's worth a trip.