Need some help!!! Advice for possibly dating a dancer

Are you a drug dealer ? Are you unemployed ? Do you like playing X Box games? Do you like playing Nintendo Games?

If you answered yes to three of the four questions above you are potential stripper boyfriend material, If the answer to all four is yes what the hell took you so long to get a stripper girlfriend ?

^^^^ :)

Twentyfive

No drug dealer No I am employed I seldom play video games Just an average guy

I'm sure that an attempt at a ball bust but it's whatever.

Your experience is very rare. To cross over from customer to fuck buddy/dating is a rare occurrence.

If the girl has a good head on her shoulders and she doesn't have lots of stripper shit excuses - then you may have found a unicorn.

Since you've been texting her very often - you should know her - and you should know if you want to date her. It seems that she's not a girl who gives it up itc - so you really just need to be comfortable with her dancing.

Don't - I repeat - don't try to change her or become captain save a ho! If you date her - just enjoy your time together.

Most of the advice here is going to be highly cynical and mostly along the lines of "run away". Unfortunately (for you) most of this cynicism and negativity comes from experience.

Many/most strippers' lives are chaotic, drama and crisis driven, rife with bad decisions, and they aren't known for being dependable or faithful, especially to "boyfriends" they met as customers.

Actually, many of the guys posting here are banging strippers with "boyfriends" like you as a cash transaction.

So, my advice would be to go into it with your eyes open. Have fun, but be ready to bail if the train starts going off the tracks.

And yes, we already know that your stripper is the "rainbow unicorn" dancer who is different from all the others. Every guy who posts this question here is dating the special stripper.

OP- that stings bro, that you might think anyone here would be attempting how did you put it "a ball bust" no, no, no, that was just straight talk, aimed at guiding a newbie in the right direction.

I know the arrows will fly when I see a thread titled like this one.

Just keep banging her and don't let your feelings get to deep into it. The fact that you've waited that long without fuckin her says alot also. You waited damn near a year for some pussy. Hope it was worth it

Too bad that you didn't review any clubs - to offer some insight as to where the pot of gold - at the end of the unicorn rainbow - might be...

Treat her as a fuck buddy unless she pushes to be more.

I don't think most guys can be in a serious committed relationship with a current dancer. But no reason you can't have fun.

I plan on keeping it fwb kinda thing as long as I can but she's gradually asking to hang out more and I notice myself agreeing. Ive seen and heard a few of these stories myself so I get how every time the girl is always different from the rest. She has mentioned a few times that if it keeps going the way it is that I will get to meet her 3yr old soon. I'm keeping my expectations low and trying to get in there as much as possible.

I'm really just curious on if it's possible to have a sustainable relationship from your guys experience.

And btw the pussy is the best I've had and by far the tightest.

What is the age difference between you and her?

Do you make a considerable amount of more money compared to her? (Living conditions, car you drive, restaurants you eat at etc.)

Sometimes girls (including strippers) just need some no strings attached sex, other times they are looking for a meal ticket but as we know where a lot of strippers are horribly bad at picking out a "good" boyfriend.

Since she has a kid, the felon/deadbeat/druggie ex-bf is going to come into the picture sometime. Ugh.

"I'm really just curious on if it's possible to have a sustainable relationship from your guys experience."

Possible?... Sure. But 'possible' is a fantastically wide net.

Statistically likely?... No. Not even remotely.

Also, there's this gem from a TUSCL member:

"Pour lye onto your hand, watch the skin bubble and burn, wash it away with vinegar. Look at it next time you ask this question and remember it was still a better idea then dating a stripper" -- Bullwinkle (October 9, 2014)

Odds are her baggage isn't worth it

@LurkerX "Since she has a kid, the felon/deadbeat/druggie ex-bf is going to come into the picture sometime. Ugh." Betcha a dollar that the baby daddy answers yes to all of those questions I posted above.

The following is true of most but not all

She will probably go running to the ex when he calls her. You may end up thinking you are the father of his second child.

You will be baby sitting her kid(s) while she's at work. And when she parties with her friends. Or when she doesn't come home for a few days. Or when she and her friends go on vacation or to work in Miami or Las Vegas or...

She will think you are a bad boyfriend if you do things like go to bed at a reasonable time or go to work instead of partying with her.

Every single time there is a post like this, it's from someone with no reviews and no prior discussion. They appear from nowhere, ask a critical life question of strangers, then disappear. Just saying.

Mark94

he may not be a newbie. This could be our friendly neighborhood piscator trying to get a respite from the abuse he knew he would get posting under his usual handle.

One other thing I forgot to post above.

Dancers are dancers because of poor choices. A series of them. Make sure you know what choices she made that lead her to be and stay a dancer. Is she still making poor choices like jumping into bed with a guy she hardly knows rather than wait to build a relationship and be sure he wants the same thing?

Having been married to a dancer for 15 years (she danced for almost 10 of those years), you can have a normal relationship. The 3 year old thing bugs me too. I bet she's looking for a baby daddy and to be a "stay at home mom".

Nothing wrong with that, but I'd like to know the whole story of the previous baby daddy. Mine had no babies but had other baggage that came out 15 years later but we are still friends.

She sees a stable person, single, probably no baggage as a good catch. Play it slow and cool.

Q. Why is dating a stripper like riding a rollercoaster? A. Because there are a lot of ups and downs, everybody gets a turn, and when you get off you want to throw up.

Omg 25, lol! That made me laugh so hard. I had my boyfriend read this question, and your comment. He only has two of those. I told him you somehow forgot awesome in bed! ;)

^^^I'm also awesome in bed, or so I've been told, and I would have to answer no to all of my questions. ; )

A sustainable relationship with a stripper is extremely unlikely. She has huge baggage which she has hidden from you so far. Like others have said, I'd have fun fucking her for a while but don't get too attached.

You didn't even come over the first couple times she asked bc you were "kinda" busy. Are you even that into her? I can't imagine any of my regulars not jumping all over an invitation like that.

Jackslash just killed it! 100%

I had a roommate who used to date strippers (we were both 25). He's advice was, "just remember, you're only in the rotation." Sound advice and perspective.

Do not get Daddillaced

"She has mentioned a few times that if it keeps going the way it is that I will get to meet her 3yr old soon."

Advice? Wear a rubber.

You don't play video games? What is this world coming to? I would try to stay away from hackers though playing games. Otherwise you might find a weird computer asking you questions like this. m.youtube.com

There's a post like this every few days. I mean, I've only been hanging around the TUSCL discussion board for a few months now, but it seems like a nearly identical post about dating strippers is written very very often. The same old blah blah I think I really like her blah blah and she really likes me blah blah do strippers ever have real relationships? blah blah I'm only giving her a little money blah blah blah.

He isn't real. SHE isn't real. This shit never happened. If you are a single man and you are actually capable of getting laid FOR FREE with a girl who even bears a passing resemblance to a hot stripper... then what are you doing here in the first place? Yes, I know, people on a message board will crawl out of the woodwork to claim that they get laid for free like James Bond but that they just happen to like the atmosphere of a strip club. Okay. Whatever.

At least the thread about Hillary Clinton and socialism wasn't posted by an alias looking to get off on weird shit (it was actually posted by San_Jose_Guy, who was probably looking to get off on weird shit, but I digress). As crazy as that thread admittedly was, this thread is just surreal.

BJ99-->"You didn't even come over the first couple times she asked bc you were "kinda" busy. Are you even that into her? I can't imagine any of my regulars not jumping all over an invitation like that."

Ya, that's one of the (many) tip-offs the entire story is bullshit. No such thing as that happening. Really!

I'm starting to think that the girls on SW are fucking with us posting these types of threads. It's to often to be coincidental, seems like one every 3-5 days.

Twenty five I hadn't considered SW, but I bet you are right. It makes sense. The SW people despise TUSCL because we undercut the image they have of themselves.

Well, it would be irony, consider how many of us post troll threads there so often! LOL... I don't know how many times I"m looking through SW for interesting material and boom, there's a troll post I'm certain is one of us. But for all their faults and fantasy worlds, I truly doubt it's the SW girls, I just don't think they think or care enough about us to do it. What I do think is it's just same few guys who already have a zillion alternative troll accounts here, also doing these threads. Or, in the other words, the trollers are far more pathetic than SW girls!

Wow! Props to Burlington for finding a way around the douchy air quotes! The all caps are way better. I'll consider that progress.

I wouldn't be surprised if some or most of these "how do I date a stripper?" posts are trolls (homegrown or SW).

But I suspect that a fair number aren't. There are a lot of guys who want to believe the fantasy. And they all believe that their situation is unique and incomparable to anyone else's.

^^^ I'm starting to suspect SW girls combined with trolls, most of these guys are too clueless for it to be anything other than that.

I think it's a real poster, but he's not being completely honest. Usually, once they drop the cool guy who's not sure he wants to bang a stripper act, it turns out he's just the typical pl in love.

Question 1--Define sustainable relationship. If your idea of sustainable resembles a roller coaster ride at 6 Flags and you have the a thick skin and the ability to deal with drama you have a shot. If not save yourself the time and the experience.

BTW the reason some of these guys are asking if you have the dude tude of playing XBox and not having a real job/career it is because the guys that are gamers and dealers seem to have the best mindset to deal with the SS.

I've dated a few--and know a few more. Each person is different on what they are willing to accept and what they can not. This is from both sides of the equation.

^ how/why do those guys have the best mindset?

For the better part of 6-9 months every stripper I know or met considered this their favorite video....worshiped the concept, loved the lyrics.....regardless of color or location, from Vegas to NYC,

youtube.com

It would make sense - if this is a SW member trolling us. It's possible that those pink site folks are having a laugh at our expense. They create a troll account - post a similar story - change a few details - and laugh at our responses.

We must be very easy to manipulate!

@Cashman1234, haha, yes I think we are easy to manipulate. We pay naked and half naked girls to sit on our laps in broom closets.

I can't stop laughing at Warren's video. I especially like the hos in furs eating fried chicken out of the fake KFC bucket and sipping champagne out of glass martini glasses while sitting in a plastic booth under fluorescent lighting. Classy as fuck!

Signs of the apocalypse: this video has over 470,000,000 views!!

Where can I get the lyrics to this instant classic?!?

@BurlingtonHoFactory its sad but true. Never thought about it that way - but I've paid lots of money to sit in broom closets.

WarrenBoy75 - that's a great club song - and the video is almost comical! I'm amazed that it's a serious video - as it could be one of those weird al parodies from the old MTV days.

this video has over 470,000,000 views.......I'm guessing 469,000,000 are from strippers or strip club workers.........when it was first shown to me by a stripper I know I thought she was kidding......sadly she nor others I know were.

It ties together with something Subraman and I were discussing about SA girls and being able to tell which ones are strippers........if they love this video trust me.....they are one. :--)

I think that video's supposed appeal had a lot more has to do with their age. That video does nothing for me, but I liked some dumb shit when I was in my early twenties, and I'm sure you did too.