Articles - 2020
Write an Article2020 Convention Season in Louisville
It's coming up on convention/festival season again in Louisville, Famers and
Derby being the highlights, and so it's time for another club run down.
As was the case last year, I've listed the clubs in the rough order of *my*
preference. I don't go as often as I used to, so there are likely some gaps in…
7 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(chunkychicano)
georgmicrodong
Customers Get Ripped Off at Strip Clubs - How Not to be One
Strip Clubs are like other business in that they have a concern for repeat business, which can be lost if customers feel they are not being treated fairly and don’t return and give the Strip Club a bad review warning others no to go there.
Some strippers however think extra money immediately is worth the risk of being called out for…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(CJKent (Banned))
CJKent (Banned)
Coming Full Circle and The End of a Lifestyle
One of my earliest mongering memories was a visit to a nasty, nasty club. I was seated in stadium seating watching an audience participation sex show on stage. I was mostly in a state of disgusted shock alternating with amusement and disbelief when a working girl came up, sat down next to me and began to rub my dick.…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(JAprufrock)
BabyDoc
A story about I time I went the Strip Club
I saw several stories about my their first time at a club, but I decided to tell a story about a time I got kicked out of 2 clubs in the same night.
My friend Tim and I started this night by going to a party a friend was throwing. Our friends Gf decided that everything at this party had to…
Hi5
Hong Kong TJ !! A Mans Paradise (My Experience)
Well this is my first time ever writing on such topics so bare with me and if you have any questions just ask away (sorry if I don’t respond immediately but I’ll try my best to keep myself updated with this). FYI i am not and i do not consider myself an expert on this but i want to share…
18 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(booji boy)
LA94
How to Become a Strip Club's Favorite Customer: An Expert's Guide
Wanted to make a helpful tool for those that fell out of grace with their favorite club. I have been banned from many clubs across the United States and this is how I clawed my way back in. First rate advice from first hand experience.
What to wear, Outfit: Dependent on hot or cold enviorment. Hot: Hawaiian t shirt with hawaiin…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(gobstopper007)
Muddy
Anyone else ruined for SCs after Tijuana?
So to start off, I'm from L.A., introverted, mid-20s, don't like going clubbing much and my friends were never much for bars so I never really was either. But every now and then we take little trips here and there.
So the first time I ever went to a strip club was when we took a trip up to Vegas…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(PutaTester)
Cali2332
What Do You Think of While Canoodling?
Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?”
I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response.
Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another question.…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(ATACdawg)
reverendhornibastard
The Process; A System for the next decade
It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to be…
Muddy
First VIP experience
Since clubs are closed I thought I would submit an old experience as an article. My first VIP experience in a club was in ‘91. I had just graduated from law school and went to Myrtle Beach with a couple of friends before we started studying for the bar. One of my friends’ mother was dating the guy who owned…
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Longball300)
gobstopper007
An Evening in Ciudad Juarez
I happen to be in El Paso and able to visit Ciudad Juarez for a few hours (October 2019). Actually, I planned it that way, since I have enjoyed Tijuana so much, I thought I would see what CJ had to offer. Lots of remarks about how dangerous the city is. However, I figured that I am getting old enough…
17 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Jascoi)
PutaTester
Why Follies is my favorite club.
I have been trying to stay home every day because of the virus but when 11AM roles around I just cannot make myself stay home and be safe. I think about all of these cute girls I know down at Follies and I just cannot stay home.
I went down there again today. It seems like alot of these…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Clubber)
shadowcat
The rise of Private parties in the DMV area
My 1st taste of the DMV area strip scene started around 2005ish many of the 1st clubs I 1st walked into are long gone now or might as well be closed .
Dmv area used to be one of the best strip clubs areas especially for black strip clubs . With many BYOB spots , daytime shifts and late…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(deboinair)
rell
Mons Venus History Part 2: 2001 - Present
When I returned to Tampa for a brief vacation in early 2001 after a ~ 9 month hiatus from Tampa visits, it was as though I'd just awakened from a Rip Van Winkle slumber into a different world. The 6 foot rule was being adhered to by most clubs. Stage areas had tape denoting 6' clearance from patrons. Where in…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(mikeym)
minnow
Location Location Location
Right after I first got divorced I had met a girl at the Illinois Stare Fair beer rent and had about. 2 year relationship with her. I was pretty naive having been a virgin when I married my wife. However Mary soon was educating me in the world of carnal pleasures. I was late 40s and she…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(eastsidecap)
eastsidecap
How to Propose to the Stripper You Just Met
Many times walking into a strip club, you may have said to yourself, "I'm gonna marry that girl...no wait I'm gonna marry that one...No I'm gonna marry THAT one, yeah Barkeep another round please" either way marriage is in mind. Marriage, love's ultimate form, a binding contract that states you will spend every single second of every waking hour with…
Muddy
The New Normal
Hopefully, the pandemic, at least in the US dies down sooner rather than later, but as long as it is in the world and the US doesn't completely physically shut down its borders, it will always be a risk. But let's optimistically assume that the virus does die down in the next month or two to the point that…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(mikeym)
theDirkDiggler
How to ENSURE your favorite stripper returns your text messages
GUARANTEED. A how to for all my new jacks out there, who just don't get the game. You may find yourself in a situation where you've traded numbers with a stripper your really into, text her and no answer back. None. Never. What gives? Well that's what we're gonna solve here because I have developed a method that is GUARANTEED…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Hunnybunnyfuntime)
Muddy
Strip Clubs -fantasy or reality?
One month ago I visited my favorite strip club, Treasure Club in Greensboro. I had a blast and got some great dances from some of my favorites. The mileage was exceptional and I walked out looking at my calendar trying to figure out when I could return. At the time my 401k was great and “CoVid 19” sounded like some…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(gSteph)
gobstopper007
To All Sugar Babies: How to Score a Sugar Daddy During the Covid-19 Pandemic
Maybe your reading this as a washed up stripper out of a job, maybe your a cam girl making $4 a day, or maybe it's end of the road and you just got out from behind the dumpster with me now something has to give. Yeah you might want to jump into sugaring. It's tough market right now though for…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Muddy)
Muddy
Up The Stairway To The Sex Industry: Webcam Modeling
I have no more reviews to write, yet I still have the motivation to write. I decided that for my very first article (among a series) that I would write about my vast experience, not just with dancing, but with the adult industry as a whole.
I’ve never had a regular 9 - 5 job, never worked for an Employer…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Eve
Online Strip Club Option During Covid19 Closures/Lock Downs
With the current state of affairs, some of you may be wondering if there's an online strip club from which to get one's "fix" from. One such example that I'm aware of is 2001live.com. Within a few days after FL Governor DeSantis closed down all bars and night clubs effective 5 pm March 17, 2020, club management started running stage…
minnow
Up The Stairway To The Sex Industry: Escorting/Companionship
I’ve never had a regular 9 - 5 job, never worked for an Employer or had the position of anything besides self-employed or an independent contractor. I’ve pretty much always used myself as entertainment - both in general gigs and adult gigs. There are jobs that I’ve done in the past where I was definitely naive, taken advantage of, and…
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Huntsman)
Eve
There Is No Damn Reason On God’s Green Earth Why You Should Tip The Bathroom Troll
I’m Medieval Folklore when the knight in shining armor comes across a bridge a encounter a troll demanding coin does...
The good knight render payment?
The good knight retreat for the hills?
Or does the good knight slay the foul beast?
No we should not take up arms against our fellow guardians of the latrine. I hate game the not the player. And the…
Muddy
Up The Stairway To The Sex Industry: Lingerie/Nude Modeling
I’ve never had a regular 9 - 5 job, never worked for an Employer or had the position of anything besides self-employed or an independent contractor. I’ve pretty much always used myself as entertainment - both in general gigs and adult gigs. There are jobs that I’ve done in the past where I was definitely naive, taken advantage of, and…
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Oliver_Clothesoff_66)
Eve
Up The Stairway To The Sex Industry: Adult Films
I’ve never had a regular 9 - 5 job, never worked for an Employer or had the position of anything besides self-employed or an independent contractor. I’ve pretty much always used myself as entertainment - both in general gigs and adult gigs. There are jobs that I’ve done in the past where I was definitely naive, taken advantage of, and…
15 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
Eve
On The Road: Wandering Out West, Burger King Babes, Piss Bottles, Def Leppard and My Desert Rose(s)
"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?"
"Why would you wanna pay for blue balls?"
Was the phrase that kept repeating in my head as a friend tried to talk me into a boys night out at a local strip club. It's been told to me countless times by a lot of people who I consider to possess a decent measure…
19 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Muddy)
Muddy
Up The Stairway To The Sex Industry: Exotic Dancing
( This is the longest of the 5 article series because I’ve been doing this work the longest. Just a forewarning to those with little time. )
I’ve never had a regular 9 - 5 job, never worked for an Employer or had the position of anything besides self-employed or an independent contractor. I’ve pretty much always used myself as entertainment…
18 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(PrimetimeSchein)
Eve
The sex trade... "back in the day."
I started this as a reply to AlBundy1966’s question about clubbing back in the day, but it became too long and I decided to submit it as an article instead. I’ve been on the Pay for Pleasure circuit over 35 years, and I found the thread interesting for the diverse experiences reported from times long ago. Some describe a tame…
15 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(captainfun)
misterorange
My experience with the hobby
Went on a work trip a few hours from home and had a bit of money to burn thanks to my per diem. Aesthetically I don't have a lot going on for me and I'm really bad at talking to people in general, so casual hook ups don't happen for me. I live in a really small town so these…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(JAprufrock)
yaboy1234
Desperately Seeking.com Susan (And her hot lesbian friend too)
I wanted to make an article about Sugar Daddy life and my experiences on seeking.com. There are other sugar websites but that is the most popular one by far. Before this used to be something as secondary form of mongering as a side hustle to the primary of strip clubbing for me. In the Tri State market based around New…
14 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Muddy)
Muddy
My Dinner Date With A Club Girl
I originally wrote this as a review even though I stating that all of the clubs are closed. But since I really couldn’t describe the club I was informed that my review could not be published and to submit it as a article. So here it it. I hope you enjoy it while under quarantine.
Naturally the clubs are…
17 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(latinalover69)
wongy
The Color of Pussy: Addiction to Strip Clubs & The Effects on the Mind of Man in the 21st Century
Me-Work-Money-Pussy-Me
I
Work
I
Money
I
Pussy
I
Me
In between each lies hustle & flow. The inner workings of my mind, it's dimensions adorned in Pink and Green. It's very heartbeat, soul, rhythm. Nothing else matters.
Why am I going out to sports bars with guys to hit on that one kinda ok bartender that never puts out?
Why I am I going to nightclubs to dance and frolick…
8 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(JAprufrock)
Muddy
Being comfortable even when the club has a dress code
I am not nearly as experienced as many of the other PL’s on this site but I thought I’d give my two cents on why I wear what I wear at the clubs. There have been numerous discussions regarding this critical issue and there is no definitive answer as it comes down to personal comfort and the club dress code,…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
gobstopper007
The Seenatittie Kid: How I Play The Strip Club Game
I N T R O
The Strip Club. To me it's like one big Vegas style casino game. It's not as simple as vending machine (although admittedly some clubs are indeed like that) It's not just money and access. Two very important factors but that's all. Everything, timing, how you look, how they look, your rapports, your personality, what you say…
9 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(JamesSD)
Muddy
Twins-almost pulled it off but still unforgettable
The summer after junior year in college I was going to a Buffet concert in Raleigh, NC with some friends. I got to their apartment and learned that one of them had a fraternity brother who tended bar at a local strip club, I think it was called the Foxy Lady but not completely sure . This was in late…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Longball300)
gobstopper007
Xtra - Ntro
Well as we all know, all content on TUSCL is considered a work of fiction….
It was in the early 2000's. My strip club experiences had been limited to clubs in Ohio, Tampa Bay, and a few business trips to Detroit with coworkers. Keep in mind this was Detroit prior to the evolution of the services that we now associate with…
12 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Longball300)
Longball300
Postcard from the edge of COVID
Or the best Friday the 13th I ever had,,,,,,
I had just found out that my scheduled trip to Frankfurt to speak at a conference was cancelled. I was supposed to fly out on Saturday March 14, and I got the notification from the conference organizer Thursday morning. That was my first hint that this COVID thing was…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Jascoi)
chimera422
Newbie view of the Types of Dancers
I have been to two clubs in the Cocoa Beach area three times, for a total of about 8 hours. These were Friday or Saturday nights, and the clubs were fairly busy. As a newbie, I mostly sat at the bar and watched the action on stage as well as the girls circulating the club. I was approached by many…
20 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
SunRun
Clubs in Asis
Remember that this is a work of fiction. It is about someone that might have some first hand knowledge that about how the other side of the world works.
My job requires a good bit of travel. With that, I have frequented clubs all over the country. The mileage in these clubs vary greatly. The state and local laws greatly a"ect…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
jsmith3383
Uncovered … Unexpected
I’ve been at this for decades. And it never occurred to me to fuck without a cover until one night in one of NYC’s classier clubs.
She was gorgeous and slim. Confident. In charge. What we would drink. Where we’d sit. When we would go upstairs for privacy. In the room, down to her gold G-string, she was still calling the…
9 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(bkkruined)
Sgrayeff
OTC Fun
OTC is often talked about and it has it pluses and minus. There are some risks for both you and your current fav stripper.
Given covid 19 in most areas we are all seeing closed strip clubs, or severely curtailed contact experience. SO how is the average PL gonna keep Mr Happy......well happy?
OTC is often available since many strippers are as…
14 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(rogertex)
Locutusbrg
Strippers in movies
Hollywood has made plenty of moves about strippers and I have not seen them all and have probably only seen about a dozen. You can google “movies about strippers” and get plenty of hits with various lists. I thought I’d give my top ones for a couple of reasons: (A) viewing suggestions for this crazy time we are experiencing, and…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Heellover)
gobstopper007
jascoi and tijuana visit on june 15-18
Friday the twelfth a friend texted me that hk was open. so i made a hotel reservation for Monday and tuesday in zona norte at hotel rizo. then saturday nite he texted me that the clubs were forced to close.
i gave it some thought and decided to drive from my arizona dive to tj anyway. i had my heart…
18 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Jascoi)
Jascoi
Clip Joints: Definition, Traits, And Historical Examples.
To paraphrase Wikipedia definition a clip joint is "an establishment, usually a strip club or night club in which customers are tricked into paying excessive money for low grade goods or services, or sometimes, nothing in return."
I'm sure many tuscl members would be trigger happy to apply the label to any club where they had a ROB dancer experience. Yet…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wallanon)
minnow
First Nudie Bar Visit
It was November 7, 1994. People were wearing flannel and listening to grunge music. Zima was still a thing.
It was a Monday night. It had been decided that the Fraternity was going to visit a strip club. I have no idea why this was planned on a Monday night, but didn't care as I was going to drink beer and…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(rl27)
Boss Hogg
Tijuana Mongering: Travel Notes
A collection of notes about planning a trip to TJ and some things to do while you're there.
COVID is making life boring, so I figured I'd try my hand at writing an article on mongering in TJ... This is meant for beginners to the area, so if you're a regular you won't get much out of it -- if you're…
9 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(AfricanLovePimppp)
booji boy
One Night (and Day) in Bangkok
So there I was… It was the late 1980s and probably about 1 or 2 AM in Patpong. I was at that very familiar point of the night when I ask myself “How much whiskey is enough?” The answer was always the same, “One more!”
Patpong was then still one of Bangkok’s premier tourist red light entertainment districts so…
4 commentslast: 2 wks ago(Jascoi)
BabyDoc
Magic pussy?
A many years a go i had a girl that you still dream about the sex. The kind of sex that you wonder if she had some kind of magic pussy that made you addicted after 1 round.
We had flirted when i came into her work often. One day she casually mentions where she would be that night i ignored…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(loper)
Kcninja
Pittsburgh: Rundown of the Steel City
No not the Steelers. First thing that comes to mind for me is Flashdance. I fucking love that movie. I also love strip clubs and I went to some here. All of them in the city limits and now I’m gonna try tell you about them with this overview. I think Pittsburgh is a cool city, really it’s so sculpted…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Dain)
Muddy
First impressions, Second Thoughts, and they both go both ways.
My work takes me to cities large and small (well, large and midsized), and I enjoy spending time -- and often investing money -- with some of the locals when I can. You can consider this advice, but I'm not sure my expertise outshines enough of the true Mongers on here to be your guide. However, these thoughts could also…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Rod84)
JeffJefferson
30 Years of Strip Joints
The seeds were planted when I was in 1st grade. There was a strip joint on the boulevard that my school bus would pass every afternoon on the way home. Just the tacky silhouette graphics of women provocatively posing on the painted out windows got my friends and I excited and curious about just what lay beyond the door. We…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Jascoi)
greengate
Games Strippers Play
Strippers have to make to money. I ain't mad at them. Who the fuck am I anyway? If I saw me at the club, I would try to rip my ass off for every single cent you could squeeze out of me. But I play for team customer, I ain't just gonna give it all up that easy like many…
11 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(jusflor)
Muddy
A tame Regular in Love story
TL;DR : A PL does some cathartic rambling about being a Regular in Love and not knowing it. And asks what is the correct response to a broken appointment?
Sorry, I did not get scammed for tens of thousands of dollars, nor did I run into a cold, heartless scammer. If that's the type of story you're looking for you'll be…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(gSteph)
OrgMan
Downward spiral
As a honorary inductee to the PL hall of fame, I grow increasingly concerned about the availability, and quality of talent at strip clubs in the northeast.
I maintain a passing relationship with a small circle of dancers. They are telling me about the lack of any reasonable situations to make money here. The Covid restrictions are driving them away from…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(GregTUSCL)
Locutusbrg
Shot Stories and Other Short Stories
Went to Pottery Barn with the wife the other day. (She tricked me I thought we were going somewhere else.) I was looking at shot glasses for something to do. One rather large one 2.75 ounce I picked up and was looking at it. This ready to pop pregnant girl saw me and said. “That’s what did this to me!”…
3 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Musterd21)
Musterd21
Making the Case for Vegas SCs
A few hours ago, I started a discussion on TUSCL about best places to live in the US if you love SCs. While I agree that Southeast Florida reigns supreme on quality of SCs, I still made the case for Vegas being a top contender. I was surprised to read a few comments from people saying Vegas was one of…
9 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Jascoi)
GregTUSCL
On this OTC date, Mom was there
The stripper’s mom introduced herself to me just moments before I would be fucking her daughter. You read that right. Mom drove her to our OTC date.
I’ve done OTC with strippers a few times. You want to know what I think? Do it for the stories more than the sex.
This stripper was the babe of a club that was…
12 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Sgrayeff)
Sgrayeff
Stripper Drama
Dancers will use Drama to get money out of you where you are paying for something your not getting. Don't do it, especially if its big $$$.
Occasionally, this happens to me with gals I had been seeing otc (outside the club) for motel sex and fun. It could be a gal a guy has been seeing itc as…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(K)
Cruce045
Extras
It all started when I found out that my (now ex-) girlfriend had sent pics to another guy. I kicked her out of the apartment late that night as she went to her parents house. I slept on the thoughts over night and throughout work the next day. I was realizing this was my chance; this was my chance to…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Cristobal)
frozenzombies
One Night in Amsterdam
It was around 2002, give or take a year. A long-time friend of mine is a British citizen but has been living in the USA since he was a teenager. His parents used to be here too, but when his dad became ill, they moved back to England because of the free healthcare. Then one day my buddy got the…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Bigbuff)
misterorange
Pants
Sure, if you are "Getting Comfortable" then the pants you wear to a dance do not matter much. But if you don't live (as I do) in a super high mileage extrapalloza city, and the classic grind is what you have available, or you just prefer the LDK lifestyle, the pants you wear can make a difference.…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(winex)
xpando
A Drug Deal Gone Good
I’ve been seeing the same stripper for 12 years. Over the past four years our get togethers are almost exclusively outside the club. She had a serious drug problem since before I met her and with the exception of a few 3 to 6 month respites on methadone she’s maintained a $200 per day habit. I had a glimpse…
10 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(wallanon)
gawker
Why Girls Aren't Seen As Good Strip Club Customers
If you’ve ever sat in a strip club with a girlfriend and have been ignored for the entirety of your stay and you don’t know why, this may well answer a few questions.
I don’t know if this is something that is thought about on a forum that is predominantly males, but there are several things about the female clientele…
21 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Harderlap)
Eve
Importance Of Club First Impressions For Repeat Visits
There's a saying that initial impressions count for a lot, if not everything. In the strip club world, this is very true. However, there are exceptions to the rule, which this article will further explore. For bias reference sake, I am mainly an evening/night club patron, and didn't start making a meaningful number of day visits until the mid 90's.…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(latinalover69)
minnow
Getting the Most out of your TUSCL Membership
Tuscl is a valuable site for those who enjoy strip clubs. But to use it most effectively, know what kind of strip club you are looking for.
Here are some tips:
1. If you want beautiful strippers, but aren't interested in extras, pay attention to the "People Score." This used to be called "Dancer Rating." Higher dancer ratings usually mean prettier dancers.…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(herbtcat)
Sammy63
Are Footjobs Considered an Extra?
I've been reminiscing about the late 90's at the Deja Vu in North Hollywood, CA. At that time, I was a regular, visiting 3 to 4 times a week. About 60% of the dancers knew me and my fist name, I knew the waitresses, bouncers, DJ's and manager staff as well.
This club was never known as an openly…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(herbtcat)
herbtcat
Tampa Bed Dances
The first time we went, we sat and enjoyed the show for a while before being approached by a busty (aren’t they all?) blonde who asked if we would like a private dance. That was why we were there! We asked about the differences between lap dances, bed dances and the VIP room. After getting the details, we settled…
11 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(xpando)
thisisawesome
You Got a Problem?
This isn’t going to be your typical how-to-get-more-mileage or Penthouse Letters story. It’s advice to the younger generation (20s and 30s) on how to keep control of your hobby rather than the other way around. I see some younger guys on the discussion board struggling with it, and a few real life friends. Lastly, I myself struggled with it for…
6 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(HaywoodJablomi)
Tetradon
My Onlyfans Orgy
So one of my atf’s was doing a live stream on of, we are pretty cool so she invited me over and told me to bring a friend, of course I did!
Once there we go in and it must of been 5 sexy ass strippers and 2 that didn’t look like they were but still sexy, they were all…
13 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Musterd21)
Cookie Monster 187
Lap Dance Fails: I wish they wouldn't
Every lap dance should be heaven. Not every one is. These are a few of the things that have gone wrong just when I had my hopes up.
Could have broke it
She was a sweet young thing. And she’d agreed to fuck me. Pretty face. Tight bod. Soft though, with a full, firm ass. I had a kung fu grip…
Sgrayeff
Tactfully Texting in Twenty Twenty
Just to start off, as a general rule, everything in my last guide on messaging strippers, do the EXACT OPPOSITE and you should be good. I'm still doing community service for the research on that one. Although I don't like to call this a guide necessarily, I would need empirical data to support something like that, I don't have it.…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(latinalover69)
Muddy
Hot Florida Nights
This story took place roughly seventeen years ago with my ex who I still keep in touch with. At the time my then wife Tracy and I were very much fitness nuts. I am Latino and considered good looking and at that time I was a trainer and a champion bodybuilder. Tracy is a 5'10 long legged, large breasted bubble…
14 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(bruceleeroy)
Acxel
10 Amazing Lap Dance Etiquette Tips for Maximum Fun
When you’re getting a strip club lap dance and you’re not sure what to do, you’ve probably got a lot of ideas and thoughts going through your head.
“What should I do with my hands?”
“Am I allowed to touch her?”
“Can you touch strippers? Should I ask her if I can touch her?”
This article will help you better understand lap dance etiquette.
What is Appropriate…
19 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(aleccorbett)
Jetblack
A Monger's Guide to staying "stimulated" during Covid
I don't know about all of you, but it has been a long dry spell of no mongering for me. I had developed a nice routine of visiting a few clubs in Philadelphia and DC that provided good eye candy, sexy dancing, and in a few (like Outer Space/La Pearl in Philly and Ebony Innand The House in the…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(latinalover69)
Sammy63
Strip Club and Other Related Club Oddities
With the pandemic, it has been a long time since I have been to a club as they are closed here, and until get it under control, it will probably be a long time until I go again, even after they are opened. So, I got to thinking about some of the strange and odd things I have seen at…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(misterorange)
Harderlap
A tale of dating 2 dancers
I'm writing this as both a cautionary tale and to warn not to judge all dancers the same way. I dated both these girls at different times, some experiences were similar, some different.
Girl 1 I will call Anna because she came first so A for Anna. I met her at a club on a slow Thursday years ago. We talked…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Uprightcitizen)
Slapper01
Short story from College
Thought I'd share a funny story I wrote in creative writing in college. It was a strange prompt where we we all had to write various topics on pieces of paper and put them in a hat. The we all picked three at random. I got "John Locke" "1950S New York" and "Erotic" So I was the unlucky guy in…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
shmuhh
Exploring Texas Clubs
Been bouncing around clubs in Texas for many years. Thought I would offer the community some thoughts and observations.
Comments are based on pre-covid, I have not been out since all this started in the spring. My feeling is that after some variations during re-opening, everything will settle down to normal.
If your not familiar with a standard…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(dirtysecrets)
txgolfer
Police Stop Stories On Club Visit Drives
The 5 police stop incidents depicted here had positive outcomes (3 no-tickets, 2 dodging a trap). Before I go into the stories, I'll put forth some common sense guidelines to have a good outcome, and avoid unnecessary trouble.
1) Accept that you are being detained and that police officer is in command. Resist any urge to hurry things along, or trying…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(misterorange)
minnow
The Future of Adult Entertainment After Covid
The coronavirus pandemic has disrupted the adult entertainment industry, forcing tens of thousands of adult performers to go online to make money. The result has been a shift in control from the porn producers and club ownderts to the individual performers and models. EIt's clear the industry is moving to more individual engagement as a result of the pandemic.
As…
17 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Locutusbrg)
halcyon_boston
What The Fuck Am I Doing In New Jersey?
To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you ready?"…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Cashman1234)
Muddy
Covid Kansas
It was July 12, and I found myself in Topeka with several hours to burn midday. Topeka and Lawerence have several clubs that are open at 11am. Some even serve a half way decent lunch. This area is 4 hour drive for me. But then, the closest clubs are at least an hour drive, and…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(willnicolas77)
willnicolas77
The Crash of Business Travel: The Strip Clubs Hardest Hit
The global COVID-19 pandemic has landed numerous blows to the strip club business in 2020. State and local government-imposed restrictions on gatherings, minimum distance requirements between customers and staff, and blanket shut-downs of restaurants, bars, and entertainment venues have crippled businesses. The crash in business travel has likewise placed another burden on the ability of many strip clubs to remain…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(bkkruined)
Pablo99
My First and Only VIP Room
This story goes back several years - it was only the second time I had ever been in a strip club.
It was a late weeknight, and I was bored. Being a young, inexperienced guy, strip clubs still had an aura of being a bit taboo and exciting. So, heart racing, I set off.
I had spent some time at…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Jascoi)
stripclubfan123
Waste our money one day. Risk it again the next.
All too often, I throw good money after bad. That makes me a degenerate. You?
You know what I’m talking about. That once a week trip to the club you allow yourself. Only this week was a bust. So I’m going again. Just this once. Because there was no one I liked last time. Or no extras. Or the extras just…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(advisor)
Sgrayeff
Caught up in LCB raid
In my 26 years on this earth I have only been to a strip club a handful of times (mostly in Atlantic city) and could take them or leave them much like the blackjack table. I started a new job which which required me to travel around the Philadelphia/NJ area most of the day and report back to the office…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(SneakySecret2)
Timmyturner1
Cock Rings and Fleshlight
Remember before there was a pandemic and you could go anywhere and do anything you wanted? I sure do, I miss the days of going to a strip club on a whim just to kill time, and then getting lucky with a VIP pick for the night who would leave me with memories.
Since the pandemic hit and everyone went…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(SneakySecret2)
SneakySecret2
On Aging
Apologies up front but I’m a bit manic today having just returned from Cartagena Colombia where I flew a sometimes GF in for a rendezvous. We had been separated for about 9 months by politics and Covid-19. It was an ordeal trying to make sure everything worked travel-wise (for both of us) but the window for having a valid PCR…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(OrangeClown)
BabyDoc
You either spend time or you spend money
I'll never forget those words were told to me by my ATF in my younger years once I got to know her. It came about as we were sitting on her couch and she made mention of a piece of jewelry one of her clients bought her. Feeling slightly jealous (and my young understanding of life) I went in…
Stripclubanon
You never forget your first club visit.
Growing up in the Poconos, turning 18 and getting to go to your first BYOB nude club was something of a rite of passage. At family gatherings you’d hear your dad with your uncles or your older cousins talking about making a trip up to a club. In high school as a underclassman the seniors would tell stories about how…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(georgmicrodong)
runinman
Memories of Mick, Mercedes and Moon Doggies
WARNING: This is a long winded old guy personal memoirs type story that includes very little sex so if you don’t want to read it, don’t read it but I do suggest that you view the video link at the end regardless. And remember it’s the internet so whether you believe it or not it really makes no difference…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(founder)
BabyDoc
Dancing in Orlando Florida
I became a stripper around a year ago and decided to try it out in the town I was living in, which is Orlando. I think that that was a pretty good idea since Mickey mouse controls the titties around here. What I mean by that is that all clubs have a pasties rule, and that could be helpful for…
14 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(MackTruck)
Playboikitty
My accidental OTC
Scarlett wasn’t my first OTC, but she is the youngest, to date. Just 19. A skinny little thing. White girl with curly brunette hair and a tiger tattoo climbing over her left shoulder and down her chest. She had small tits and a cute little ass. One afternoon, I went into the club and she was dancing along with some…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(georgmicrodong)
LVclubber
How to Reject Then Eject Unwanted Strippers
We've all been there. Walk into a strip club and immediately confronted with a stripper who probably isn't qualified to strip, and and asks if you want to purchase dances. Many men before me have bought these pity dances in attempt to be nice and cheery, and make their strip club experience "The feel good hit of the summer" I'm…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(twentyfive)
Muddy
Do’s and don’ts of video chatting with fine honeys
With no strip clubs to patronage with our dirty dollars, a lot of us are getting curious about video chatting with fine honeys and doing those cam shows that every reputable site seems to advertise these days. But how does that work? What's the etiquette? Obviously it's a hands-off affair, but what else???
Here’s how it works: you get a computer…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(ludacris911)
Cooter
Getting to the promised land and BACK..... HK TJ
So on this last trip to HK, mid November during pandemic, I crossed San Ysidro 3 times. Tj bound Monday, Tuesday & Wednesday mornings. Back to USA evening and noon’ish on Wednesday. Every time I went to the look for the Zona Norte shuttle, the line to get back to USA was up to there and beyond. Then the shuttle…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Greanbeans)
Greanbeans
Do and Don't of Strip Club Etiquette. The girls point of view.
Being a full time PL myself, I think back to my early days when I started going to strip clubs and how much I needed to learn. I AM BY NO MEANS AN EXPERT BUT...
After years of mongering sometimes I win, sometimes I've lost. Due to the money I've spent poorly and time wasted, I have learned quite a bit.…
9 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(deboinair)
Locutusbrg
The time when I had my first threesome!!
First of all, English is my second language, therefore I apologize for any mistakes. It happened a couple of years ago. It so happens that my gf (24F) and I (27M) have been bored. It was Thursday when we quit both of our jobs and the next day, so we decided to try something new and dirty. We had two…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Goatrockstar11)
Goatrockstar11
A Tour Of The South
My best friend and I took a road trip last week for our annual guys trip. We rented a car and drove from Houston to New Orleans to Memphis to Atlanta to Savannah and down to Miami. Along the way we had some good times, ate some good food, met some interesting people and went to some strip…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(FlaGator)
RolandKash
San Francisco
I travel for work. Or used to before COVID. One of the fringe benefits was checking out strip clubs everywhere I went. Two most important travel apps are Yelp and TUSCL. Every town I visited had some type of strip club. Some were laid back others were wild. One city stood out and that was San Francisco
San Francisco…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(kingmelvis)
kingmelvis
5 mistakes dancers make that cost them money
I have been to many clubs hundreds of times over the years And I frequently see dancers making some basic “sales” mistakes that cost them money.
To me these behaviors are rookie mistakes that are dealbreakers.
1. Look like you like what you do and are enjoying it. — I can’t tell you how many times I have been to clubs,…
7 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Uprightcitizen)
Jacques
The Guide the Girls Have All Been Waiting For, How to Hold Down a Regular Customer (Literally, if need be)
A couple times in my life I've had a stripper than I considered a favorite and I would schlep money to and from the strip club (well on second thought not really from). I've had a couple of those and therefore I consider myself and expert on the subject and the top mind in field. Someone had to do it.…
4 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(twentyfive)
Muddy
Permission Needed?
Do I need my wife’s permission to go to a strip club or get a massage? I told my wife, W, before we got married that I was very committed to her. But I was not sure I could commit to not going to strip clubs. She said, “No one said you have to. Just don’t let it get…
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Sgrayeff)
WILLYSGOTAWOMAN
Pole Dancing, Square Dancing & Sex Work
Talk to most people and you’ll find they are quite uncomfortable with pole dancing but not with other types of dancing, like say square dancing or the pasa doble. And you’ll soon come to realize people are uncomfortable with pole because of its stripping origins and, therefore, they are uncomfortable with sex work.
Well, duh, you might say. OF COURSE I’M…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(misterorange)
halcyon_boston
How to Win Over the Hearts and Minds of Strippers
"If one must learn pussy, if one must bond with pussy, if one desires pussy, then one must become the pussy"- Confucious 481 B.C.
You may have walked into a strip club one time and saw a nice looking dancer and thought to yourself "How can dedicate my life, my soul to this very person who I've just seen do a…
2 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Player11)
Muddy
A Voyeur’s Delight
In my mind I keep returning to the hotel room. Bobbi & Karl went in the bathroom upon our arrival. I heard the shower running for just 4 or 5 minutes.
Then, the door opened, they signaled me in and I joined them. Both were completely naked and working on preparing syringes with what I quickly saw was crystal…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Bavarian)
gawker
My Top 69 Pornstars of All Time
Plus porn recommendations. The girls that give me some action when I can't get none. This group has saved me a lot of money over the years. If you shuffled around the rankings I wouldn't be too upset it's not set in stone but the girls near the top I have jerked off too so many times. It's more of…
14 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(ATACdawg)
Muddy
Sometimes being a confident gentleman is better (and cheaper)
So I went to a nude bar where obviously there was no alcohol. There was a rule during dancing that if you tipped $5, even to the bartender, that girl would go naked for the rest of the song. This is pretty common in the places I have been to so far.
Anyway, I had just lost a little weight and…
5 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Sgrayeff)
Fratboy908
Singapore visit.
If you think Singapore is untight and clean, you would be correct, except there's a spectacular prostitution experience there. There's a whole red light district and a hotel bar below the Hyatt where every lady is working. If you have yellow fever this is your paradise. And if you like Russians the Hyatt has a handful each night too. I'll…
12 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(clres007)
Piggie
Bringing an SO to the club
TO start off, I bring my wife to all the clubs I visit. I believe it is because she is interested in what they show or the experience but secretly I think it is to keep an eye on me. Anyways, What I have noted from my visits and from seeing other couples at the club is this short list.
1)…
dougy1234
Clubs around the holidays
I’ve talk to some on here about going to strip clubs on or around holidays. Generally, I picked up on there is a negative perception about visiting at these times. Some of the things I hear include:
1. Because it’s a holiday, there are fewer dancers and customers.
2. ATF will sometimes take off extra days around holidays
3. Fewer people means the club atmosphere is…
3 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Muddy)
the mighty quinn

