Shot Stories and Other Short Stories
Musterd21
Indiana
Went to Pottery Barn with the wife the other day. (She tricked me I thought we were going somewhere else.) I was looking at shot glasses for something to do. One rather large one 2.75 ounce I picked up and was looking at it. This ready to pop pregnant girl saw me and said. “That’s what did this to me!” As she rubbed her huge belly. I asked her when she was due and she said Aug 15. I said you and you husband must be excited. She said she was not married and the dad does not know yet. She went on to explain that her and her girl friend were to go out to a Karaoke Bar and the girl friend had to cancel at the last minute. It was her turn to stay sober to be the designated driver so she thought she would go any way, ‘no problem staying sober’.
So she goes and orders 1 rum and coke to sip. She sings and makes it into the second round of songs. An older gentleman offered to buy her another drink so she thought sure, I am going to be here a while. The gentleman is doing shots and offers her one. She is driving so she refused. Well he did buy her two more rum and cokes or maybe three and she came in second in the singing contest.
Comes time to go and the gentleman was going to call a taxi and asks her if she needs one. She felt fine with only a few drinks over the several hours. So she offers him a ride back to his hotel.
He seemed really nice and she had enjoyed his company so she felt safe. So when they arrived at the hotel he asked her up for a drink. She had never done anything like that before so she said sure. They stop and get two Sprites on the way to the room. She had planned on only drinking the Sprite.
They get to the room he pulls out two rather large shot glasses and pours them full of Tito Vodka of which she loves.
She was only going to take a sip. Well she sipped it all gone.
He tells her he likes buying girls nice underwear but the only ones he gets to see are what he buys his wife. She told him she had on Victoria Secrets and she liked the bras because she was barely a B cup and they make her look bigger. He told her she looked perfect, as he poured her another shot and handed it to her. She took a very small sip and set it down to remove her blouse to show off her bra. After another couple of sips she wanted to show her matching panties so she removed her skirt. She then asked him to remove her bra so she could see what size it was. (34B)
He started kissing around her breasts and belly button and it felt so good. She downed the rest of the shot and went to pee. She came back with her panties in her hand. He continued to kiss her belly button and then went down on her. It was better than when her girlfriend had done it. ( not that she is into girls just likes pleasures) Next thing she asks him to have sex with her. He says let me get a condom, but she grabbed him and they made a baby. She said she had even carried condoms in her purse since sex-Ed in junior high. “Well this is what happened!” as she rubbed her belly.
So she goes and orders 1 rum and coke to sip. She sings and makes it into the second round of songs. An older gentleman offered to buy her another drink so she thought sure, I am going to be here a while. The gentleman is doing shots and offers her one. She is driving so she refused. Well he did buy her two more rum and cokes or maybe three and she came in second in the singing contest.
Comes time to go and the gentleman was going to call a taxi and asks her if she needs one. She felt fine with only a few drinks over the several hours. So she offers him a ride back to his hotel.
He seemed really nice and she had enjoyed his company so she felt safe. So when they arrived at the hotel he asked her up for a drink. She had never done anything like that before so she said sure. They stop and get two Sprites on the way to the room. She had planned on only drinking the Sprite.
They get to the room he pulls out two rather large shot glasses and pours them full of Tito Vodka of which she loves.
She was only going to take a sip. Well she sipped it all gone.
He tells her he likes buying girls nice underwear but the only ones he gets to see are what he buys his wife. She told him she had on Victoria Secrets and she liked the bras because she was barely a B cup and they make her look bigger. He told her she looked perfect, as he poured her another shot and handed it to her. She took a very small sip and set it down to remove her blouse to show off her bra. After another couple of sips she wanted to show her matching panties so she removed her skirt. She then asked him to remove her bra so she could see what size it was. (34B)
He started kissing around her breasts and belly button and it felt so good. She downed the rest of the shot and went to pee. She came back with her panties in her hand. He continued to kiss her belly button and then went down on her. It was better than when her girlfriend had done it. ( not that she is into girls just likes pleasures) Next thing she asks him to have sex with her. He says let me get a condom, but she grabbed him and they made a baby. She said she had even carried condoms in her purse since sex-Ed in junior high. “Well this is what happened!” as she rubbed her belly.
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