To All Sugar Babies: How to Score a Sugar Daddy During the Covid-19 Pandemic

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Muddy
USA
Maybe your reading this as a washed up stripper out of a job, maybe your a cam girl making $4 a day, or maybe it's end of the road and you just got out from behind the dumpster with me now something has to give. Yeah you might want to jump into sugaring. It's tough market right now though for babies, you are definitely really gonna have to stand out. By some estimates there is as much as a 10 Sugar Babies for every 1 Sugar Daddy ratio on seeking.com. I've met a couple of hookers off seeking.com this one time so now that makes me qualified to be considered an expert and therefore write this guide. Yes your 45, overweight, have kind of mustache, droopy titties with 6 kids and another on the way but tall young handsome millionaires with big dicks will still be clamoring for you to be their arm candy for thousands at a time in no time

This could be you

https://images.app.goo.gl/gZS3wKxidg35pU…

and this

https://images.app.goo.gl/At9fV4qcpgJ9Bs…

and this

https://images.app.goo.gl/qoYrGiAwZZCJrx…

(any Sugar Baby movies you guys know other than Pretty Woman pm me, that's all I got)

On seeking, all you are is your profile. That is gotta be top notch, when Jeff Bezos sees it, you need him to stop and say woah with a boner. If not he's gonna scroll past. Make the profile jack shack worthy material.

Pictures- Many argue that pictures are the most important thing. I agree. Have a bunch of up close face shots with absolutely no body showing whatsoever, neck and ears included. This will not annoy any guys whatsoever. And put a couple photos private but make them the exact same way as the public images. Reveal only when you know he's the one.

-Also note a another fine strategy is to just have one photo (nothing else) of your feet. I find this to be the *fastest* way to get Richard Gere calling. The guy is thinking "Who's feet are those and how do I throw money at it." I've often wondered myself, I see this women, model face, gigantic boobs, perfect ass, a 10 in every way but I don't know what her feet look like so I'm not going to pull the trigger.

Location/Tagline- "New York, NY/Fleeing Corona Quarantine Willing to come to you" This will be the most effective in captivating our senior demographic of sugar daddies.

Username-I'm not too picky here, but use generously use words "love" "baby" "kiss" and atleast 45 XoxoXoxo's or until you reach the character limit.

Looking For- Men Ages 18-19 (seems reasonable)

Relationship- Open Relationship (Shows that yes your boyfriend fucks you for free, but your potential SD will have to pay for pics)

Body Type-Despite being 85 pounds say Curvy.

Ethnicity- Even though you look like a female Elton John, go Black/African decent to give off the whole exotic mystery thing

Children-Put every child you shit out in your lifetime and multiply by 3. SD's love children. You want to appeal to the family men out there. Remind them of what they have at home waiting for him right now while he cheats on their mother. And show him your not desperate by making the Sugar Daddy investing thousands into you, your 8th priority in your life.

Height- I would lie here and put 6'3 with a note saying you don't even speak to guys shorter than you. This will screen out short guys. Guys that are 6'5 and want to spend millions on you for nothing in return grow on trees and you can get them if you believe in yourself/lie.

About Me- You'll describe you. Tell potential SD's the true kind of lazy, entitled you are and how you want that to continue for the duration of the lifespan. Go off on a long 50 paragraph diatribe with exactly everything you do. Nothing left unsaid or room for wondering. So on the first date, you can just sit back in silence. If he continues to pester you just respond with "Ugh, Didn't you read my profile?" with a great amount of sass and bitchiness.

Seeking- Use power words like “Platonic” “Online only” "Trans-Friendly" “No Sex” and include your cash app username to really set the tone. What really turns an SD on is when you already start yelling at and threatening your readers the standards that you have and how you will need to be treated (i.e. “I’m a yacht only girl” "Seeking a penny pig bitch for me to financially dominate" "Don't even try to play me or else") Make sure they know they will be receiving nothing whatsoever in return.

Dialogue-Don't be soft here. Below is a recent discussion from one of my students with me in the background mentoring

SugarDaddyDoolittle4-Hey there, you are a very pretty girl. I'm Jim by the way, How's your day going? :)

****STOP! SHUT HIM DOWN NOW******

XoxoxXoxolovebabyheartkiss Xoxox sugargirlOXoxoxoxoxo-Look don't waste time. I don't DO small talk. Talk numbers or don't talk to me at all.

SugarDaddyDoolittle4-Oh ok, well I usually do 500 ppm how does that sound?

****STOP! THIS NUMBER IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT! DON'T EVEN BOTHER "NEGOTIATING" JUST BLOCK THIS LOWBALLING CHEAPSKATE AND GIVE ONE LAST MESSAGE AND BE A REAL BITCH ABOUT IT TOO****

XoxoxX lovebabyheartkiss Xoxo XOx sugargirlOXoxoxoxoxo-Eww

SugarDaddyDoolittle4-I could come up then what number did you have in mind wait don't block me! Please have mercy- NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

X oxolovebabyheartkissXoxoxoxo X XOxsugargirlOXoxox o-*BLOCK*

Perfect. If you don't like what you want, block and move on. If you live in a small city there are probably 7 or 8 other real SD's to choose from in the 250 mile radius you should be fine.

Final notes/advice

-There are like 5 sugar daddies south of the equator so you live in South or Central America, you are royally fucked ignore all of the above and bow down to your new sugar daddy ruler. Give him whatever he wants or its back to the sweatshop with you!

- I want everything about you to be a lie. It's all fake, guys like this especially when you surprise them last minute. Your pre-op transgender surgery is something they don't want to hear about until you hit the sheets.

-Always demand your SD's send money first before meeting to prove they are "For Real"

-Find out what kind of car he drives and judge him on it. Your a Ferrari girl, take it or leave it. Fuck outta here with your Honda Accord.

-When going on an initial meet and greet, only cancel after your SD is already at the restaurant.

-When in doubt, lie, flake and demand more money

Good luck and let the bidding begin. Now go off and sugar shake bake boogie (whatever the fuck that means)

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Muddy
5 years ago
Just one last thing. None of my friends ever come up to me and say “Oh hell yeah I wanna fuck that girl” thats just the media twisting things. They all come up to me and say “If only I could be SEEN with that girl awwwww gee I’d be the cats meow” Remember that forever and exploit it.
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