JeffJefferson

Let's say that the IRS only hires 27,000 new agents to go after the huge, rich, tax-stealing megamillionaires and super-giant corporate conglomerates. How many cases are there for that kind of extremely rich businesses and individuals to be investigated? There is not enough work to go around, for all these new agents to only focus there. Besides, if you are an IRS manager, you do not send a rookie IRS investigator to go audit Bill Gates or General Electric or Warren Buffett. In their first years, the huge majority of these new agents will get to learn their craft and get their feet wet by looking into all the illegalities of Fred's Barber Shop, and Grandma Lucille's Family Farm, and Joe and Rita's Country Corner Diner. And there are plenty of training opportunities by auditing average Americans reporting 53 to 72 thousand dollar AGIs. Oh, and by the way, if you are a Trainee Rookie IRS Hopeful, you get Zero bonus points by coming back to your supervisor saying that you found no problems and no illegalities in the tax forms of middle-class households and small- to midsized-businesses. You MUST find problems and underpayments if you want to advance in your new career. This really should have been test-marketed with 4,000 new agents, just to see if adding agents assures better enforcement of actual tax laws. If that works, then add 27,000 more next year, and bring it to 87,000 total after the Proof Of Concept proves true. Otherwise, it become intimidation, or fears of intimidation, or suspicions of intimidation. (I will probably be audited for Tax Years 2021 and 2022, just for posting these comments. Oooops.)

Bumping this post up. The OP provides some great general wisdom, especially for the newbies who either just found us on this website, or who recently decided they want to the delights (and frustrations) out there in Strip Club World. Key points I find especially helpful: 1. Set your budget (for the night/week/month) up front, and do NOT carry more than that into the club. Even if you hide the "just in case" extra $150 in a different pocket or different slot in your billfold, that bonus money IS within the amount you must be comfortable spending that night, if you bring it into the building. P.S...Never ever buy more than your budget by paying with a credit card or withdrawing from an in-house ATM. The exorbitant Club services charges will eat up money that you could have spent for an extra half-hour dancing in the back with that sultry brunette next time, if you dont succumb to urgent urge tonight after your cash is gone. 2. Dont go to LaLaLand with the first dancer who comes over, certainly not in the first 15 minutes or so. (30 minutes might be too long of an em Argo at some clubs some nights) Get a feel for the place and the crew, decide on some potential favorites, and give a little time for the hottest/best ladies to come out of the privates they were doing when you arrived. (There may be good reason they are already back in the back??) 3. Practice that boldness or flirtiness or extroversion when you are interested in someone (or someones). These clubs are good places to turn on the charm, even if that isnt your usual pattern elsewhere. The OP and commenters explain why, but this is an occasion to ask for what you might want, find out if it's possible, and be glad you took the Initiative, no matter what ends up happening. (Try this with everybody else too, the valet guy, cover charge woman, wait staff, managers, bouncers, maybe even the DJ.... good practice and confidence builder for you, and maybe the networking helps you out, this visit or maybe next time there.) I will add one of my own ideas too: 4. Even though you dont jump to the back with the first girl who approaches you, dont wait 1.5 or 2 hours to make your first purchase, be that tips or less-costly lap dances. Other than an entertainer who just arrives, the dancers notice who is spending money and who isnt. Sometimes, they will talk about this in the dressing rooms. Build a bit of a reputation that you are willing to spend some money, and you will draw more attention from the people whose attention you want to attract.

Most of us who show up on TUSCL -- guys and the ladies -- are on the lookout for anything that qualifies as "More Than I Was Expecting". Sounds like this is one of those. If at all possible, move things to your turf or a different neutral site. She must initiate all conversation about giving and getting; you stay the perfect gentlemen until then, and for a little while beyond. The possibilities of scam, con, blackmail, law enforcement, and other "negativities" is very real, so ultra-caution is advised. Enjoy the PG-Rated interactions for what they are, and advance beyond that once you are really really sure it is safe, proper and affordable.

This was the recap of MY visit. As they say on here... YMMV. I could have researched it and there wasn't one that week, but they add add one eight months later when somebody is inspired by my review... or I went back later and there was one then, but latersome new manager decides they don't want cheapo patrons who won't spend $10 or $15 up front to come in and take up the time haggling with my exotic dancers. When the reader goes to that town, they can look it up, and the coupon will be on their phone or not, not mine.

I'm pretty sure, based on your description of the building, that you visited the Bedford CH, not the one at Brook Park. They are co-owned, but the Brook Park Crazy Horse IS by the airport. The one you described -- by layout and by vibe -- is the Bedford one southeast of the metro.