Do’s and don’ts of video chatting with fine honeys

11/19/2020 6:11:19 PM

With no strip clubs to patronage with our dirty dollars, a lot of us are getting curious about video chatting with fine honeys and doing those cam shows that every reputable site seems to advertise these days. But how does that work? What's the etiquette? Obviously it's a hands-off affair, but what else???

Here’s how it works: you get a computer with a good camera and some headphones. You arrange your beverages and snacks around your computer, make sure your internet is throbbing. Have some lotion and an old gym sock nearby too.

Once the show starts, you'll notice there's a chat interface of somekind. You can talk in there. Dirty even. But just like the strip club, you're going to need goodly manners to keep the experience pleasant for all. Just like in the physical world, there are people who try to hog a certain girl's attention the whole night, or harrass them with ludicrous comments, or proposition them in ungentlemanly ways.

Of course chatting ain't for everyone, especially in crowded cam shows. If you're the quiet type, you're going to want to just lay low. If it's a solo show, just tell 'em you're the hard, silent type and to do their thing. Most of these girls now what they're doing.

Do take your the time seriously. It's your dollar. Don't let them tease all your money away. If you're starting to yawn, get outta there. It helps to set a budget before you hop on. Some platforms let you tip. Just like the club, the more generous you get the better show you can hope for.

Don't film your screen with your damn phone. It's rude. Most of these places have a no recording policy anyways. Sure, you can get around that by using screen capturing software, but if you know what you're doing with that stuff you probably don't need this article. If you don't know what you're doing, it's not worth the risk of getting caught. if it’s okay.”

Be prepared to have your idea vetoed. If you're in a chat with a bunch of people, and they're all asking for different things, not everybody's going to have their wish come true. In general, the easier the ask the higher chance you got of it getting done. Think "tweak your nipples" over "Stand on your head and sing the star-spangled banner."

Don't get up and leave. If you need to take a poop or something, log out! There is some real scary software out there people can use to get into your computer remotely and steal your family recipes. The best way to keep this from happening is to not leave your computer unattended during live encounters.

Don't play with your nob with your computer camera on. There are some nasty people out there that'll record you playing with yourself and use it to blackmail you for all your $2 bills. You don't want that happening. Throw a sock over that webcam amigo!

Don't get drunk. Having some drinks is fine, but getting wasted is a good way to lose all your money. When you're getting billed by the minute, you don't wanna risk passing out.

Find the mute button. You don't want people hearing you wheezing.

Don't use your real name. Come up with a cool nickname instead, like "The Snake Handler."

Don't multitask. Pulling up your mortgage or hopping on facebook is a risky thing to do, plus it's real easy to lose track of time. Plus, it's sorta rude for the performer.

That's about it. Hopefully this COVID nonsense will blow over soon, but until then have fun getting your digital grind on good buddies.