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(Expanded from 80 to triple-ones, with some good new content)

On strippers and clubbing in general…

1. They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it.
2. She might like you as a person, but she doesn’t love you. This is her way of paying the bills. You. Are. A. Customer.
3. Be a normal human fucking being to…

Like the discussion board thread, these are 80 things I wish I would have known (or at least internalized) before going to a strip club.

On strippers in general…

1.   They'll say anything to separate you from your money, but it still might be worth it.
   

2.   Dancers couldn’t…
   

This isn’t going to be your typical how-to-get-more-mileage or Penthouse Letters story. It’s advice to the younger generation (20s and 30s) on how to keep control of your hobby rather than the other way around. I see some younger guys on the discussion board struggling with it, and a few real life friends. Lastly, I myself struggled with it…

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“He’s sitting down, she’s about to do her little… take her top off,” Lowlife said, “And he gets up, throws her on the f–king seat, takes her boots off one by one, both shoes, just…

Let's hear them. What good excuses have you used to throw someone off your trail to get in an afternoon or night at the club?

Like in my rules of strip clubbing article, my #1 is…

I think it was at Desire, I saw a dancer with a tattoo saying "Solo Dios puede juzgarme" (only God can judge me). Every woman I've heard say this--let alone get it permanently placed on…