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The law of averages was going to catch up with me sooner or later. This night I had my first disappointing visit to PH in a while. The source of my disappointment was the...

The most obvious feature of the men's room is the zebra-stripe shower curtain hung to provide a sort of privacy for the single commode. There are two urinals and one sink. Paper towels are...

While I have a number of complaints about Risque, I'll grant that they have some cute girls. And sometimes that's enough. The cute dancer I have in mind was a young Latina. Great booty. Great...

As I was leaving the club, I stopped next to one of the dancers. I leaned in and said: I hate it when I leave the club with money I intended to spend. She...

What I'm about to say might be considered heresy to certain Playhouse regulars. You ready? I like it better at night. Yes, I said it. And yes, I know. I know that younger, hotter girls...

So I'm in the back with a totally hot number. We don't fuck or anything. But she is straddling me and pulls my dick out. She spends much of the session rubbing her pussy...

I haven't come in a month. All that jizz has been building up. Now what? I'm taking suggestions. Already a pretty fair cummer, this one is going to be a gusher. It's a serious...

One of the most pathetic things I've ever seen at a strip club isn't a nasty, flabby ass. It was a fellow monger hitting the ATM three times in a little more than an...

I hate it when dancers start unbuttoning my shirt in the private room. What's the point? There's no reason to waste time with all my buttons. And besides, there's an undershirt under there. She should...

How reliable is the schedule most days? Do the girls mostly show as scheduled? Some of you must have a view. Also, I wonder about the end of the week. Anyone notice if the...

Something has been missing from the strip club fantasy. It may have been missing forever. It's not something you can see. It's something you can't hear. Dirty talk. In a world dedicated to our sexual imagination, to the illusion that...

There is a scene early in the movie "Pretty Woman" where Richard Gere orders champagne and strawberries for Julia Roberts. Noting that he's not partaking, she tells him: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you got going, but let me...

Because I've been pursuing pussy for several decades as both civilian and monger, I can say with confidence that there is more downside than up. Still, the upside makes the pursuit worth the challenge. Like my recent visit to a nowhere...

Anyone can fuck the hot girl. Pretty faces. A fantasy asses or legs. Even average is worth the effort. There are tits, after all. But it takes a special kind of pervert to fuck the girl with a ruined breast....

What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently...