Articles - September, 2020

Just to start off, as a general rule, everything in my last guide on messaging strippers, do the EXACT OPPOSITE and you should be good. I'm still doing community service for the research on that one. Although I don't like to call this a guide necessarily, I would need empirical data to support something like that, I don't have it.…

This story took place roughly seventeen years ago with my ex who I still keep in touch with. At the time my then wife Tracy and I were very much fitness nuts. I am Latino and considered good looking and at that time I was a trainer and a champion bodybuilder. Tracy is a 5'10 long legged, large breasted bubble…

When you’re getting a strip club lap dance and you’re not sure what to do, you’ve probably got a lot of ideas and thoughts going through your head. “What should I do with my hands?” “Am I allowed to touch her?” “Can you touch strippers? Should I ask her if I can touch her?” This article will help you better understand lap dance etiquette. What is Appropriate…

I don't know about all of you, but it has been a long dry spell of no mongering for me. I had developed a nice routine of visiting a few clubs in Philadelphia and DC that provided good eye candy, sexy dancing, and in a few (like Outer Space/La Pearl in Philly and Ebony Innand The House in the…

With the pandemic, it has been a long time since I have been to a club as they are closed here, and until get it under control, it will probably be a long time until I go again, even after they are opened. So, I got to thinking about some of the strange and odd things I have seen at…

I'm writing this as both a cautionary tale and to warn not to judge all dancers the same way. I dated both these girls at different times, some experiences were similar, some different. Girl 1 I will call Anna because she came first so A for Anna. I met her at a club on a slow Thursday years ago. We talked…

Thought I'd share a funny story I wrote in creative writing in college. It was a strange prompt where we we all had to write various topics on pieces of paper and put them in a hat. The we all picked three at random. I got "John Locke" "1950S New York" and "Erotic" So I was the unlucky guy in…

Been bouncing around clubs in Texas for many years. Thought I would offer the community some thoughts and observations. Comments are based on pre-covid, I have not been out since all this started in the spring. My feeling is that after some variations during re-opening, everything will settle down to normal. If your not familiar with a standard…

The 5 police stop incidents depicted here had positive outcomes (3 no-tickets, 2 dodging a trap). Before I go into the stories, I'll put forth some common sense guidelines to have a good outcome, and avoid unnecessary trouble. 1) Accept that you are being detained and that police officer is in command. Resist any urge to hurry things along, or trying…

The coronavirus pandemic has disrupted the adult entertainment industry, forcing tens of thousands of adult performers to go online to make money. The result has been a shift in control from the porn producers and club ownderts to the individual performers and models. EIt's clear the industry is moving to more individual engagement as a result of the pandemic. As…

To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you ready?"…