Twins-almost pulled it off but still unforgettable

gobstopper007
Every dancer’s favorite- cause they told me so

The summer after junior year in college I was going to a Buffet concert in Raleigh, NC with some friends. I got to their apartment and learned that one of them had a fraternity brother who tended bar at a local strip club, I think it was called the Foxy Lady but not completely sure . This was in late 80’s and there were not a lot of strip clubs in the area. At the time I had only been to a strip club a couple of times and had never even thought of extras.

We got to the club and a waitress showed us to a table. The first dancer was a gorgeous blonde who had unbelievable legs that ended at a fantastic ass. The DJ said her name was Lacy and when I tipped her on stage she seemed very familiar. After her set she came over and talked. The more we talked the more I thought I knew her from somewhere. She also thought I was familiar but could not think from where.

I got a private dance from her and it was great. Back then high mileage grinding was about as much as I thought would or could happen. I was shocked when she started some stick shifting with her tongue down my throat. After the song she said that everything with me just felt so comfortable she wanted to give me a special experience.

I went to rejoin my friends and everyone of them called bullshit on my story. I listened to their crap for a while and then went to get myself another drink. At the bar I saw my now favorite stripper and possible future wife dressed in street clothes. I asked why she was leaving and that I was hoping to talk to her some more. She looked at me and said she had just gotten there but wondered if I had been there before because I looked familiar. At this point I was quite confused and trying to remember how much I had drunk. She said she had to get ready but hoped to see me later.

A short while later I hear the DJ announcing Macy on stage and there was my girl again. I go to tip her on stage and she tells me again how she knows me from somewhere. I turn to go back to our table really wondering what the hell is going on when I see her leaving to do a couch dance with one of my friends. I do a double take and look back at the stage. Another of my friends says I am not seeing double- they were twins.

Shortly after Lacy and my friend get back Macy joins us at the table. They were blonde, stunning and twice as nice. I asked Macy if they were identical or fraternal twins and she said I’d have to see for myself. Her dance was very similar to her sister’s and I was going crazy trying to think how I knew these girls. After the dance we were back at the table and one of them made a comment about how if they were living back home that summer they’d be working in tobacco.

It suddenly hit me. When I was growing up my mom would go back to help my grandparents with their tobacco farming for about a month every summer. This was before migrant labor was so prevalent and it was labor intensive and the small farming families helped each other out. From the time I was maybe 5 to 11 my grandmother watched some of the kids while the adults worked. These lovely dancers were two girls I had literally grown up with. I leaned over to Lacy and whispered “are you Madison or Morgan?” She looked at me with with a wtf expression and I told her it had been a while since we hung out and played in granny B’s tobacco barns. She almost fell out of her chair.

A short while later we were getting ready to leave and I saw Macy and told her how great it was to see her and her sister again. She said that their shift was over in about an hour and if I would pay for the pizza we could continue catching up at their apartment. Even with very little strip club experience under my belt I knew that if a stripper invites you back to her place you don’t say no. I then told my buds to go ahead that I was gonna go home with the twins. I’m pretty sure I achieved god status in their eyes.

We went back to their place and talked for while longer catching up with what had been going on in our lives the last 10 years. Lacy/Madison then said that it wasn’t really fair that I had seen theirs but they hadn’t seen mine. Her sister turned up the radio and I proceeded to epically fail at giving two strippers a lap dance, reminding them that tipping was optional but touching was encouraged. When the dancing was done and they stopped laughing Macy/Morgan gave me a kiss and said she was gonna crash and then whispered “you don’t get the ultimate guy fantasy but I’m pretty sure my sister is gonna rock your world”. She was right on both counts.

They ran me over to my friends apartment in the morning. I went out with them a couple more times that summer and had a blast. They only danced for a couple of summers and I lost touch with them both for a while but reconnected on social media a few years back. I’ll always regret not getting with both of them but I’ll never forget that one night. That was also the only time the Buffet concert was the second best thing to happen.

2 comments

  • Cristobal
    4 years ago
    @gobstopper007

    Thanks for sharing the story.

    I thought it should have started, "Dear Penthouse Forum"

    Although you did not get the twins, the consolation prize wasn't too bad.

    On one of my last visits to TJ, I saw one set of twins which at the time I thought I was seeing things because they woukd dance at different locations, I finally figured out they were twins.

    I talked to one of the twins but she was a relative newbie and did not know the rules about the hotels, so I passed on the arriba offer.

    As I was hanging out I approached a BG and as we are drinking and getting to know each other a BG sits next to us and introduces herself as the first BG's twins sister but they were not identical twins, in fact I did not believe them when they said they were twin sisters.

    I took the first BG arriba had a great time and she became one of favorites until. I stopped mongering October 2019.
  • Longball300
    4 years ago
    Good one Gob. I had a similar chance once when after a bar, I ended up with two step-sisters back at my house. In retrospect I realized that they were angling for the three-way but, were somewhat apprehensive and I was too drunk and stupid (i.e. young and inexperienced) to know how to push the issue. I was making out with one of them in the kitchen when the other walked in saying she wasn't feeling well and they needed to leave... oh well.
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