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dougy1234

Just a cracker with some cream cheese

TO start off, I bring my wife to all the clubs I visit. I believe it is because she is interested in what they show or the experience but secretly I think it is to keep an eye on me. Anyways, What I have noted from my visits and from seeing other couples at the club is this short list.

1) how dancers treat you
Honestly, this is hit or miss (most often miss) where if you bring an SO to the club, your gonna be avoided. I have seen some disputes happen when a dancer approaches a couple and the guy gets a LD maybe with HM and then the SO blows up, becomes jealous, or just kinda shuts down and kills the mood in a 5 yard radius for the night. I see why dancers avoid couples. I have also see the opposite where the SO is finding the girls for the guy and they have a laugh and talk about their experience in VIP having a grand ol time. Either way, dancers will avoid you. If you dont want to have a bad time, get the SO involved and please let the dancer talk to the SO first, I have tried to be polite by greeting the dancer on her way to the table, only to live the first experience in this example.

2) security kinda gives you a pass
So I know I have done some questionable things in the club, stuff that if I was alone, I would be thrown out. But with the SO there, honestly security kinda ignored my existence. This is also true to vip, no eyes or followers, I guess they expect the SO to keep you in line.

3) LD
All the LDs I have gotten with my wife were great, however, I have found that the millage is so much lower. Dancers that I know allow HM were cautious, the dance was fun (twice the amount) but half the normal 1 on 1 millage. However, after the couple dance, if you get a 1 on 1, then surprisingly very HM.

4) free drinks
It should be no surprise that couples in SC are not rare but scarce. I have found that having a talkative SO or one that's willing to peer to the other table and trade beers is a plus. More often than not we would strike up a conversation because she would be mistaken for a dancer and we laugh and bam, instant friend? Other than that I have noticed at topless bars she would get free drinks from random dudes, and at BYOB clubs people leaving would just kinda plop the rest of their case on our table. If nothing else having an SO gets you noticed.

5) insight to the bathrooms
Honestly, its kinda important. Since she can go to the same bathrooms that the dancers can, there is great insight on gossip, mood, drugs, and who is giving out extras. Sometimes she will see used condoms in the trash, now the mystery is to see who put it there or listen around for juicy gossip. I know that its kinda creepy but damn it if it isn't great info.

6) bragging rights
Not much of a plus but it is something. Bringing your SO to the club and bragging to others afterwards is a great feeling. Not having to hide your adventures from an SO is liberating but risky as all hell.

NOTE: I usually go to BYOB all nude Texas clubs so most of my experience is from those kinds of clubs. Wife still goes with me and although we have been disappointed a lot (mostly from point 1) its fun to have someone with you even if it is not an SO.

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