A story about I time I went the Strip Club

I saw several stories about my their first time at a club, but I decided to tell a story about a time I got kicked out of 2 clubs in the same night. My friend Tim and I started this night by going to a party a friend was throwing. Our friends Gf decided that everything at this party had to be colorful, so the food, decorations and the drinks were all flashy colors or given food coloring to make everything almost neon. The tequila I took was given a pink hue and the the Vodka Tim took was given a green hue very bright. After 2 hours of being at this party, Tim looked over at me and asked if I was ready to hit up the "shake joint" as he liked to call it. I told him I was ready and that we were going to take our drinks with us, as they had not been really touched. We went to a place that has been reviewed here on this site Jaguar's, this place a fully nude, BYOB place and at the time was the top club in the city. We played the 20 dollar cover and entered. When you walk in the men's restrooms are to the left, the large stage is in front of you while chairs and couches surround it. To the right is a curtain where the VIP and the private dances are done. Tim and I find a nice table close to the stage but still in the dark area. This place is relativity dark with some blue and while lights from the stage. Tim and I take out our Neon Green Vodka and Neon Pink Tequila and wait for the waitress to come by so we can get some mixers. While we are waiting I go the restroom and I go into the stall to pee. I have something in my throat so I clear my throat and spit up the shit I had in it. Right as I was pulling my head up from the spit I felt hands (large hands) on my shoulders and now I was being pulled out of the stall while still pissing and unable to pull my fly up. I get thrown into the front door and yelled at by the bouncer. I pull my zipper up, gain my awareness and look over at the bouncer and asked why I was being thrown out. He explains he heard me throw up in the restroom and that means I am drunk so I had to go. This man was very large I am not a small person myself but he dwarf me in size and height. I asked if I could just inform my friend, as we both left our cell phones in the car plus he was my ride. The bouncer and I went back and forth a few mins when I point out my friend with pink and green alcohol bottles. The bouncer made a weird smile told me lets go and he escorted me to Tim. I told Tim they were kicking me out so I will be outside, when another bouncer came over and told Tim that he was going to have take the bottles of alcohol because the light coming from them was to bright and they bothering other guesses. Tim never to give up perfectly good alcohol just looked at me and said lets go. We both left and basically got kicked out for spitting and having bright colored alcohol bottles. At this point Tim is very upset at me cause it was my idea to bring the alcohol in and because I had gotten kicked out on my own. The waitress had never come around and he did not have a chance to get a dance. I think we spent 30 mins tops in the club. Tim said he was still going to get his dance so we went to a another club that has has been reviewed on the site by many people, but has recently been shut down. We went to the Cabaret we played the cover and walked in and the Cab was very busy. On the way to the Cab I was drinking out of the tequila bottle I felt I had lost my buzz. Tim had warned me to calm it down, but I didn't think I had gone over board or anything. When we entered the club I felt the buzz hit rather hard but I was still in control. We sat down watched the girl on the stage dance for a little while when a dancer came up to me and asked if I would like a dance I said sure when I sat down I had 2 dancers sitting in the couch with me. Now I had beer goggles on cause I thought these two women were like 7's possibly 8's, but was informed later that I was with the 2 oldest dancers in the club. The Cab is known for getting extras and having anything on the plate when you walk in. I admit I was not being discreet in what I was asking for and maybe being a bit to loud at the same time. The two dancers asked if I was cop and I kept laughing and saying no after about what I felt was like 5 mins they got up and just walked away from me looking annoyed and saying some stuff in Spanish I couldn't here. I went back to the table where Tim was sitting he had already gotten his dance and extras and was ready to leave. I was not ready as the two women had not done anything for me. Just then the bouncer from the Cab grabbed my shoulder and told me that was being very loud and that discretion is highly valued at the Cabaret and that I was going to have to leave. So I got kicked out again this time for being drunk and loud. These are my stories, Hope you enjoyed them.