

Joined Feb 2015
Last Seen Mar 2025
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
I can honestly say that I never met a slut I didn't like!
Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite!
I hold the patent for the highly innovative “ejector pants,” soon to become a must-have apparel item for every serious strip club monger.
I regard moderation as the refuge of the timid, the frail and the passionless. I prefer to live a brash “no holes barred” lifestyle rather than to live my life shackled by the chains of chastity (surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions). Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn’t it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?
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Baby Dolls10250 Shady Trail
Dallas, TX 75220
The Spirit Was Willing But The Flesh Was Weak!3 wks ago
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Sugar's2731 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
Soured on Sugar’s3 wks ago
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Perfect Ten111 NW Loop 410
San Antonio, Texas 78216
Terrible at Math3 wks ago
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Tiffany's Cabaret8736 Wurzbach Rd
San Antonio, TX 78240
The Tiffany’s Cabaret Stink Fest1 mo ago
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Diosa Gentlemen's Club1050 W Rankin Road
Houston, TX 77067
She Swallows But Only After Gargling With It!2 mos ago
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The St. James555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Dental Floss2 mos ago
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Centerfolds Houston6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
Not That Desperate!3 mos ago
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The St. James555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Julius Caesar Couldn’t Have Said It Better!10 mos ago
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Centerfolds Houston6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
Been There, Done That (again and again)!1 yr ago
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Centerfolds Houston6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
At Some Places Your Mileage Hardly Varies2 yrs ago
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