reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
joined Feb 2015last seen Dec 2024
I can honestly say that I never met a slut I didn't like!
Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite!
I hold the patent for the highly innovative “ejector pants,” soon to become a must-have apparel item for every serious strip club monger.
I regard moderation as the refuge of the timid, the frail and the passionless. I prefer to live a brash “no holes barred” lifestyle rather than to live my life shackled by the chains of chastity (surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions). Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn’t it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?
Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite!
I hold the patent for the highly innovative “ejector pants,” soon to become a must-have apparel item for every serious strip club monger.
I regard moderation as the refuge of the timid, the frail and the passionless. I prefer to live a brash “no holes barred” lifestyle rather than to live my life shackled by the chains of chastity (surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions). Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn’t it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?
Reviews by reverendhornibastard
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
reviewed
8 months ago
been there, done that (again and again)!
It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there,...
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
reviewed
a year ago
at some places your mileage hardly varies
Let’s not mince words here.
Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you...
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Articles written by reverendhornibastard
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2 years ago
What Is the Magic About Eating Pussy?
What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross. After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts. They bleed from their vaginas. They get...
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2 years ago
Prostate Radiation Therapy Update
This article is probably among the least amusing or enjoyable you’re likely to find on TUSCL On the other hand, since almost all TUSCL readers are male and since a high proportion of males will eventually encounter prostate problems (if...
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2 years ago
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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
A CPA with a fine bottom line!
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2 years ago
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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
My Business Card - Lickety Lube
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2 years ago
reverendhornibastard
Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
What is it about eating pussy … ?
year | reviews | discussions | articles | media |
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2015 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
2016 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
2017 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
2018 | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
2019 | 11 | 159 | 3 | 152 |
2020 | 4 | 34 | 1 | 56 |
2021 | 4 | 24 | 0 | 70 |
2022 | 6 | 8 | 4 | 10 |
2023 | 2 | 2 | 2 | 7 |
2024 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
totals | 101 | 228 | 10 | 295 |
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