reviews (100)discussions (228)articles (10)comments (1089)I can honestly say that I never met a slut I didn't like!

Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite!

I hold the patent for the highly innovative “ejector pants,” soon to become a must-have apparel item for every serious strip club monger.

I regard moderation as the refuge of the timid, the frail and the passionless. I prefer to live a brash “no holes barred” lifestyle rather than to live my life shackled by the chains of chastity (surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions). Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn’t it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?