reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

joined Feb 2015last seen Dec 2024

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I can honestly say that I never met a slut I didn't like!

Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite!

I hold the patent for the highly innovative “ejector pants,” soon to become a must-have apparel item for every serious strip club monger.

I regard moderation as the refuge of the timid, the frail and the passionless. I prefer to live a brash “no holes barred” lifestyle rather than to live my life shackled by the chains of chastity (surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions). Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn’t it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?

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The St. James

555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

reviewed

15 days ago

julius caesar couldn’t have said it better!

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who...

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6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057

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8 months ago

been there, done that (again and again)!

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there,...

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6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057

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a year ago

at some places your mileage hardly varies

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you...

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555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

reviewed

a year ago

my favorite octoroon

I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal...

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6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057

reviewed

a year ago

return to centerfolds

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my...

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a year ago

Mate27

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Front Room

discussion started

a year ago

How Much Have You Spent (Wasted)?

I have been a serious and dedicated monger for almost half a century. I’ve spent more money than I can (or want) to remember in dens of depravity on every continent except Antarctica....

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discussion started

2 years ago

VIP G-Strings

Unlike many other mongers who wander in and out of dens of depravity all across the country or around the world wherever business travel takes them, I usually monger close to home. Although I...

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2 years ago

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! Don’t get all gooey on me. You should all know by now that Reverend Hornibastard is not exactly a sentimental guy or a guy who gets all...

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2 years ago

Coitus Interruptus

I’ve never been fond of coitus interruptus. I’m still not. But the radiation therapy for my prostate cancer has forced me to reconsider my views on this subject. I’m now slightly more than half way...

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2 years ago

I Can Now Relate to Hyman Roth

A few weeks ago, I didn’t know I had a heath problem. I was enjoying life, my kids and traveling to whittle down my bucket list. Then my doctor told me I had prostate...

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2 years ago

Muddy

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article

2 years ago

What Is the Magic About Eating Pussy?

What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross. After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts. They bleed from their vaginas. They get...

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a year ago

Jascoi

article

2 years ago

At the Risk of Ruining my Bad Reputation …

I am a pervert and I am prepared to admit it. But, despite my occasional outrageous conduct, I do occasionally behave like I have a heart or a conscience. I’m sure some of you have run into this dilemma. You feel...

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2 years ago

galabad

article

2 years ago

Midnight Delight with My Crème de la Crème

Last night I suddenly found myself awake, remembering what was, by far, the most delicious sexual experience of my life. I have known for a very long time that this particular event was stellar, the pinnacle of my sexual life,...

article

2 years ago

Back in the Saddle Again!

It’s now been two and a half months since I completed radiation therapy for my prostate cancer. I am pleased to report that, in more ways than one, I am finally back in the saddle again. First of all, Mrs....

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2 years ago

BabyDoc

article

2 years ago

Prostate Radiation Therapy Update

This article is probably among the least amusing or enjoyable you’re likely to find on TUSCL On the other hand, since almost all TUSCL readers are male and since a high proportion of males will eventually encounter prostate problems (if...

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2 years ago

DrStab

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A CPA with a fine bottom line!

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Lester’s Addiction

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My Business Card - Lickety Lube

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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

الله أكبر!

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Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

What is it about eating pussy … ?

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12 days ago

reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

Julius Caesar Couldn’t Have Said It Better!

@RonJax2 - I haven’t been to Tijuana since I was 11 years old and, as you can probably guess, my dad failed to introduce me to La Zona Norte on that trip. But from everything I’ve heard about the clubs in La Zona Norte, they are much like the clubs in SE Asia where I lived and mongered for about 14 years. In that respect, SE Asia was a little slice of heaven. I don’t know how it works in La Zona Norte, but in Jakarta’s better clubs you NEVER have to worry about a police raid because the police own & run the most outrageous clubs!

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12 days ago

reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

Julius Caesar Couldn’t Have Said It Better!

@chiefwiggum, I would LOVE to try some of the clubs in South Florida. I have certainly heard plenty of good things about the clubs down there. Unfortunately, I have no reason to go to South Florida other than to check out the strip clubs, and despite my name, I’m not so desperately horny that I would travel that far just to check out a few dens of depravity. But if I ever get to South Florida without my family in tow, I will definitely wander into some of the more disreputable strip clubs with my trousers bulging with cash and shameful intentions!

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8 months ago

reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

Been There, Done That (again and again)!

@mahatmakanejeeves - enjoy Centerfolds if you go but remember, despite the high mileage, you are definitely going down market. If The Saint James is the Ritz Carlton of Houston strip clubs, then Centerfolds is the Motel 6.

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8 months ago

RizzlessHomeschooledFreak

Texas

My, my, my Delilah!

Wasn’t me! Although the Church is one of my favorite clubs, it’s been a while since I’ve been there. Beyond that, I have never rained singles down on anyone. If I am determined to get a dancer’s attention, I will approach her on the stage and ask her if she is available to join me when she gets off the stage. If she says, “yes,” I will give her a $20 or two and tell her it’s a down payment. That works most of the time but I gotten stiffed a couple of times (and not in a positive way).

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8 months ago

reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

Been There, Done That (again and again)!

@CostaTheCrazyGreek - I’m pretty sure AI hasn’t learned the words “desplooginate” or “desploogination.”

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year	reviews	discussions	articles	media
2015	4	1	0	0
2016	16	0	0	0
2017	15	0	0	0
2018	35	0	0	0
2019	11	159	3	152
2020	4	34	1	56
2021	4	24	0	70
2022	6	8	4	10
2023	2	2	2	7
2024	4	0	0	0
totals	101	228	10	295