reverendhornibastard

 
What exactly is it about eating pussy that makes it such a deliriously fabulous pastime? From certain perspectives, eating pussy could be considered gross.  After all, women dribble pee across their pink parts.  They bleed from their vaginas.  They get yeast infections and UTIs.  If that’s not enough, some people allege that eating pussy is bad for your teeth!
 
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Despite…

I am a pervert and I am prepared to admit it. But, despite my occasional outrageous conduct, I do occasionally behave like I have a heart or a conscience.
 
I’m sure some of you have run into this dilemma.  You feel a desperate need to be desplooginated by a gorgeous woman whom you’ve never even met. You jump into your…

Last night I suddenly found myself awake, remembering what was, by far, the most delicious sexual experience of my life. I have known for a very long time that this particular event was stellar, the pinnacle of my sexual life, but I had not stopped and thought about it for years.

In many ways, the pinnacle of my sexual…

I have been a serious and dedicated monger for almost half a century.

I’ve spent more money than I can (or want) to remember in dens of depravity on every continent except Antarctica.…

Unlike many other mongers who wander in and out of dens of depravity all across the country or around the world wherever business travel takes them, I usually monger close to home.  Although I did…

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

Don’t get all gooey on me.  You should all know by now that Reverend Hornibastard is not exactly a sentimental guy or a guy who gets all choked…