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reverendhornibastard

Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
joined Feb 2015last seen Dec 2024
I can honestly say that I never met a slut I didn't like!

Gentlemanly and chivalrous, I have been known to occasionally canoodle moderately unattractive women just to be polite!

I hold the patent for the highly innovative “ejector pants,” soon to become a must-have apparel item for every serious strip club monger.

I regard moderation as the refuge of the timid, the frail and the passionless. I prefer to live a brash “no holes barred” lifestyle rather than to live my life shackled by the chains of chastity (surely the most unnatural of all human sexual perversions). Besides, if Jesus died for our sins, wouldn’t it be a travesty to render his martyrdom meaningless by failing to commit any?

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2 years ago
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A CPA with a fine bottom line!
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Lester’s Addiction
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My Business Card - Lickety Lube
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الله أكبر!
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What is it about eating pussy … ?

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12 days ago
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Julius Caesar Couldn’t Have Said It Better!
@RonJax2 - I haven’t been to Tijuana since I was 11 years old and, as you can probably guess, my dad failed to introduce me to La Zona Norte on that trip. But from everything I’ve heard about the clubs in La Zona Norte, they are much like the clubs in SE Asia where I lived and mongered for about 14 years. In that respect, SE Asia was a little slice of heaven. I don’t know how it works in La Zona Norte, but in Jakarta’s better clubs you NEVER have to worry about a police raid because the police own & run the most outrageous clubs!
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12 days ago
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Julius Caesar Couldn’t Have Said It Better!
@chiefwiggum, I would LOVE to try some of the clubs in South Florida. I have certainly heard plenty of good things about the clubs down there. Unfortunately, I have no reason to go to South Florida other than to check out the strip clubs, and despite my name, I’m not so desperately horny that I would travel that far just to check out a few dens of depravity. But if I ever get to South Florida without my family in tow, I will definitely wander into some of the more disreputable strip clubs with my trousers bulging with cash and shameful intentions!
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8 months ago
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Been There, Done That (again and again)!
@mahatmakanejeeves - enjoy Centerfolds if you go but remember, despite the high mileage, you are definitely going down market. If The Saint James is the Ritz Carlton of Houston strip clubs, then Centerfolds is the Motel 6.
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8 months ago
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My, my, my Delilah!
Wasn’t me! Although the Church is one of my favorite clubs, it’s been a while since I’ve been there. Beyond that, I have never rained singles down on anyone. If I am determined to get a dancer’s attention, I will approach her on the stage and ask her if she is available to join me when she gets off the stage. If she says, “yes,” I will give her a $20 or two and tell her it’s a down payment. That works most of the time but I gotten stiffed a couple of times (and not in a positive way).
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8 months ago
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Been There, Done That (again and again)!
@CostaTheCrazyGreek - I’m pretty sure AI hasn’t learned the words “desplooginate” or “desploogination.”
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