reverendhornibastard

Orlando??? Don’t forget about the “Happiest Place on Earth!” No, I’m not talking about North Korea! I’m talking about Disney World! There is a reason they call themselves the “Happiest Place on Earth!” OK, I admit that Disney World and North Korea and currently engaged in acrimonious litigation over who owns the “Happiest Place on Earth” trademark. But, honestly, the happiest place on Earth is definitely Disney World. Kim Jong Un Land comes in way, way down the list of allegedly happy places, ranking well below international playgrounds like Gaza City, Port-au-Prince, Mogadishu, Detroit and Lagos. But, although Disney World is not technically located within Orlando’s city limits, it’s close enough. Disney World’s “Fantasy Land” is a paradise for those who have been hankering to sexually molest an underaged mouse wearing a miniskirt (and no panties)! If that’s on your bucket list, you won’t find a better vacation spot anywhere on the planet. But be prepared to stand in long lines if you’re intent on “riding Minnie.”

@ArtCollege - I’ve got no qualms about A.I. Artificial Intelligence is definitely preferable to natural stupidity.

@MajoreCream - Sounds like you might have a tumor too. Your symptoms are certainly similar to mine. But going to a strip club and throwing your money away is definitely more satisfying than throwing wads of cash into the fireplace as you sip on your Dr. Pepper listening to your hard earned cash crackling in the flames.

@RonJax2 - Although it sounds promising, I suspect the “full service” reference in the NAICS code 72251 to “full service restaurants” is not what we are all hoping and praying for.

@TheSingularity - I must say I’m surprised that you thought my review was A.I. generated. I thought a guy with a handle like “The Singularity” could handle a few polysyllabic words. Besides, do you really think A.I. is likely to throw around words like “desplooginate” or “desploogination?”