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Happy 30th Birthday

Cousin Eddie: I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself, don't you, Clark? Clark: You're the gourmet around here, Eddie.

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Capachow

How many you Damies get mad Wa Da Tah in Da Privay??? Pootay roll up in the Sepatown and dem dillies be all over da Lee ba Time! Dem Damies Roll and be like What's the Dabble Dee? and I…

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menstruation from dancer

I went to Follies in ATL this afternoon. After a dance danced for me before the first song stop. I noticed that there is a area of dirt about 1 inch by 3 inches in my pants. I wear a…

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Dont Bane The Dillies!!!!!!

Awl Youz Damies Try an Igno Da Pootay, Pootay Luv Da Bootay, On my clammy dees, on my damie kings; I'ma cry the pooster/ I'm a cry the poster, Do Not Disdayn DA POOTAY _SEPATOWN_

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Sa Da Tay

All You gray damies need to get with da noise and strayt appreciayt, now we'z gon run this to da tipy tow, I hoverhearz theres a juice damie who get down wit extra Crispay...Hay Wa Da Tow to dat my…

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Another arrest

Ok, which one of you did this? http://www.hlntv.com/article/2013/07/30/86-year-old-solicited-sex-parking-lot

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WTF are you talking about?

Why is it that some posters on here insist on posting stuff the makes no sense. Just a word, sometimes a sentence and some times several paragraphs. Is it some kind of hidden meaning that I am not supposed to…

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Crazy Stripper's Mom

So I stopped by a club on my luch break one day and sat dow at the rack. A couple minutes later a large black woman came bursting in the door screaming "where is my daughter? I want her out…

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The End Of The Month

Tis The end of the month And rent is due A perfect time  For a rendezvous  A helping hand Is what I lend My tips for tits She does depend These lovely ladies Need your hand  Their rent is due You're in demand At times like this  Your dollar bills Are worth much more Than…

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Wingman?

My SC visits are generally solo expeditions but have recently been wondering if having the occasional wingman along would add anything to the experience. Thoughts?

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FBI arrests 150 in three days in sex-trafficking sweep

(Reuters) - The FBI arrested 150 people across the United States on charges of holding children against their will for prostitution, a three-day weekend sweep that officials on Monday called the largest-ever operation against child sex-trafficking. The suspects, whom the FBI…

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Celebrate your new job at a strip club.

Miami County deputies arrested a 29-year-old man July 25 after they say he and his father drank seven pitchers of beer at a strip club in Kokomo and tried to flee deputies in a pickup truck. Deputies said they received a…

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Stripper Lingo

I went to the movies..........................OTC. Phone ringing off the hook...It's west coast Mike. He's just a friend...............Pays my mortgage. He's harmless...................Gave her multiple. My father loves me.......................Disowned. She's very pretty....God I want to go down on her. I'm sure some of you swabs can add to…

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Slouching toward enlightenment?

Gutei raised his finger whenever he was asked a question about Zen. A boy attendant began to imitate him in this way. When a visitor asked the boy what his master had preached about, the boy raised his finger. Gutei heard…

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Friends

Friends - no, not that TV show. (oh, by the way, have you seen the trailers for the Jennifer Aniston movie where she is a stripper? OMG, at 44 her body is rockin' it). Do you have any friends?…

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Sepatown

See My Damie, Pootie Don't Wa-Da-Tah To The Shama Cow....'Cause That's A Cama Cama Leepa-Chaiiiii, Dig???? -SEPATOWN-

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Shorts Vs. Pants Pros and Cons

While I was reading a discussion the topic of wearing shorts into a club came up by a TUSCL'r I've never tried going into the SC before with shorts and I am now curious, How many of you out there…

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Christie's cabaret dance prices

In Phoenix Christie's has $10 dances. They used to have $10 dances in canton but now they are $20 like the rest of Christie's in Ohio. I read a recent review of the North Carolina Christie's and he said $30…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Went a couple weeks ago on...

Went a couple weeks ago on the day shift, which is my usual angle. Friendlier at the door these days and the layout is very nice, reasonable distance between seats and feels like there is…

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

I was in Michigan for work,so...

I was in Michigan for work,so I thought I'd take a buddy up on an offer to do some weekend fishing in Traverse City. After a few hours of drowning bait/washing lures, my buddy…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Afternoons there is a free admission...

Afternoons there is a free admission coupon, but there's a one drink (non-alcoholic) minimum. The entrance is on the left, paid my "drink" fee and collected my drink coupon and headed through the turnstile…

Big Al's

Peoria, Illinois

I visited the new Big Al's...

I visited the new Big Al's this weekend and damn it was impressive. It is a very large club now with a big open space in the middle with high tables. Stage is huge with…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

To be honest, I stopped here...

To be honest, I stopped here because its the club featured in the show Friday Night Lights. I stopped for the novelty, but stayed for the beautiful-friendly-women! Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Parking…

Evolution Gentlemens Club

Portage Lakes, Ohio

I got here around 6 pm...

I got here around 6 pm on a weeknight. There was no cover and there were more people then I expected to be here at that time. The club is physically very nice and felt…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I had occasion to drop into...

I had occasion to drop into BT's Executive Club on a recent Saturday evening. As BT's is often praised as the value champion of Michigan Avenue, my visit carried significant expectations. Upon entering, I sat…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursdays are great here because of...

Thursdays are great here because of the $75 VIP's! I asked the waitress if Frenchy was there and she was! A while ago I got a dance from her and she made my day. She…

La Perla Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

I gave this club a try...

I gave this club a try the other day, has free admission right now. Not the best location for the club to get business, had a hard time finding the place. The place is now…

Exotica

Portland, Oregon

From the feedback I got from...

From the feedback I got from the discussion I wrote about where I could get the best lap dance in Portland, OR and from reading a lot of reviews, I decided that Exotica might be…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Well, it had been quite some...

Well, it had been quite some time since I visited Tiffany's, so I decided to try it again. I had been to Fantails eariler (struck out..) so it was late when I got to…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

Hadn't stopped in the Brass Pole...

Hadn't stopped in the Brass Pole in almost a year, it is still run down and most of the dancers are as run down as the place itself lol. Anyway I had a long…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came here on a weekday night....

Came here on a weekday night. Dancers ranged from 6-10 per shift, however, you obviously cannot compare the dancers to other clubs such as spearmint rhino. Dancers were only wanting to do private dances and…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Made a return visit to Follies...

Made a return visit to Follies with my wife last week. We arrived around 2:30 pm and the valet parking was in effect ($5)but there was no admission charge. After the friendly "pat-down"…

Starz

Gardena, California

Went here about 2 years ago...

Went here about 2 years ago and it was wack. Saw A dancer name Kiss on stage and I wanted a dance from her. Unfortunately, she didn't come my way and off I left to…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Club has some really good looking...

Club has some really good looking girls. Club is located next to a bar and you can go back and forth with a hand stamp. Visited on a busy Saturday and inside was standing room…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Made a return trip here a...

Made a return trip here a few monday's ago and i was pleasantly surprised. I've discussed this before, but there is on main room with a stage in the middle. There are many tables and…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Stopped by Living Room on Saturday...

Stopped by Living Room on Saturday night around 8 pm. The club is well lite and the bar is right when you walk in. I sat at the bar and ordered a drink.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

This is my second favorite club...

This is my second favorite club in Providence next to the Caddy. The mixed drinks contain the actual alcohol that you order, the patio is great when the weather is nice and the staff is…

Hush Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

This club is very nice inside....

This club is very nice inside. Great ventilation system. People were smoking and I didn't feel overwhelmed. The problem is, NO dancers. The barmaid was really cute, but showing half of…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Jiggle is well reviewed and nothing...

Jiggle is well reviewed and nothing has changed as far as I can tell except the prices have gone up. Theybaren't spending any money improving the interior any mpore since the club is closing and…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

Rating encompasses my last 3 or...

Rating encompasses my last 3 or so trips to the club over the span of about 4 months and is on the Alabama strip club rating scale, meaning no contact in a million years. Same…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

I came in after midnight and...

I came in after midnight and got free cover for some reason. I think it might be since it was so late, not sure. Got a beer for less three $ ad some change, I…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped in on sat and...

I stopped in on sat and there was a lot of dancers working. they had a cover upstairs since it was weekend which seems lame everytime but I paid it. I found a few girls…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Stars is still my go to...

Stars is still my go to favorite here in town, sometimes it's worth it, sometimes not but I was at the Bridgeport location last week and had an excellent time on at least two accounts.…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I stopped by the PHouse in...

I stopped by the PHouse in the late afternoon for a few drinks. I have not been there in a while so I figured I would check it out and bounce out if it…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Dropped in in a Thursday afternoon...

Dropped in in a Thursday afternoon right after lunch. I have been here a few times before. Like usual a mostly Latina talent pool...couple of black girls...always a few attractive to hot and…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Always the old reliable is how...

Always the old reliable is how I would describe the Silver Bullet. The Bar is located in a neighborhood on the west side of Urbana, cozy setting if you like to be right next…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Was on a business trip last...

Was on a business trip last month and decided to visit this club. Went there on a Sunday eve so the place was not that crowded but what impressed me was the fact that they…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

These people will drug you and...

These people will drug you and steal every last dime in your pocket! I recently went to The DollHouse because it was close-by, and I needed a drink. The patrons were sparse, but the…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Stopped in to Lusty's on a...

Stopped in to Lusty's on a Monday night when I didn't have anything to do. It was raining so not many people were out in the neighborhood so it was safer than normal.…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped in at around 8pm. Nice...

Stopped in at around 8pm. Nice looking club. I've had good times there before but usually later at night. I figured it would be a little dead at 8pm but not so much. There were…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Men's Club is a favorite of...

Men's Club is a favorite of a buddy of mine's, and every now and then I have to humor him, y'know? So we hit the club on a Saturday night, my least favorite time…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in at follies yesterday afternoon....

Stopped in at follies yesterday afternoon. I had a goodtime. Many reviews include the layout of the club, so I think that we can just skip all that stuff and get down to the girls.…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

If you like South American girls...

If you like South American girls with bangin' bodies, then you'll like this place. It gets expensive because it's kinda like a typical dollar parade club (not as bad a Titillations in Bloomfield), but…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

On the right night, this club...

On the right night, this club has some great talent. Whatever your 'type' is, you will typically have good luck finding it here. I like the diversity which is why I've come back a few…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I had a great time in...

I had a great time in the North Hollywood location and decided to try City of Industry. The layout was very similar to NH, except this location seemed larger and there were many more Latinas.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times and like it. It starts about 830 at night and gets more interesting as the night progresses and the girls have had a few drinks.…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Stopped by Double Visions after meeting...

Stopped by Double Visions after meeting in Horsham. Very much a neighborhood bar feel versus nite club. The women were all fairly attractive and sexy ranging from 7--9's. the beers were very…

The Palace Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

This is the club in San...

This is the club in San Antonio. On my visit to town, I did a little bit of the SC tour and visited four in one night to compare. The Palace is definitely…

Fantasy Island

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Been to FI a half dozen...

Been to FI a half dozen times now, and mileage has been good. Quality of girls is very good with lots of variety in terms of build, ethnicity, hair, etc etc. There have…

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Stopped by on a trip through...

Stopped by on a trip through Memphis. Club is pretty much the same as my last visit a few years before. Nice layout and clean nice restrooms. Dancer quality is down, maybe…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

My first visit here. Great...

My first visit here. Great club although the hustle factor is very high. I was just there for a few hours of relaxation not really interested into any extras (this time).…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

So we went to Subi's for...

So we went to Subi's for the first time on a Monday night for my buddy's birthday. The cover was only 5 bucks which is nice, but mandatory valet is 4 dollars plus we tipped…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

I always try to hit this...

I always try to hit this club when I'm in Columbia, it is one of the better clubs still left in the state. Nothing has changed, good value on drinks and dances. You…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

I was in Dallas for a...

I was in Dallas for a few days and thought I would drive by to see if this club was still up and going. I had been told it had shut down about a…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I went on a Sunday. ...

I went on a Sunday. It was the same as always other then they were pushing half off on the prices at least the dancers were. The club was still charging ten for…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Made it to Paradise on my...

Made it to Paradise on my day off of work. This is my second visit, last time I was their I had a dance with a good looking thick black dancer but she kind of…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

Others have described the physical layout...

Others have described the physical layout of this club but I'll confirm one recent change. The club has added some private dance areas in the northwest part of the building. These include some…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Maybe my favorite club out there....

Maybe my favorite club out there. The girls are varied and all are hot. The music is pretty good. It is bring your own beer, but it just makes the experience better as you aren't…

Big Daddy's 2

Kokomo, Indiana

This is a summary of the...

This is a summary of the other reviews. Ever since the busts in Kokomo this club has not been able to use the private lap dance room. Rumor has it this wall is…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

This was only my second visit....

This was only my second visit. The first time was good, so I thought I would try to see if it was consistent. The visits were about two months apart and I was…

Sinners Swing Gentlemen's Club

Carbondale, Pennsylvania

This is another one of bruno's...

This is another one of bruno's clubs,one of three. It use to be a little hole in the wall.I actually liked ot that way. He did do a great job of remodeling this place,as well…

Watering Hole Lounge

Pioneer, Tennessee

This place is one of the...

This place is one of the most laid back clubs around. The building itself is nothing special but the quality of the dances make up for it. The girls are better looking than one would…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

So, I went to Cheerleaders for...

So, I went to Cheerleaders for the second time, this time on a Tuesday (2for1 dances) and TBH, my experience was a bit different then last time. For starters, getting a dance was a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

The 7 i give this place...

The 7 i give this place is a mix between it being a bit of a dump but has a great setup, lots of bar and stage space, two floors. You pay an additional cover…

Stars Cabaret

Salem, Oregon

Always a great place to hang...

Always a great place to hang out, have a beer, watch beautiful women, and get some great personal attention. It has been a while since visiting and they didn't disappoint. I wish I lived closer…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is my favorite place in...

This is my favorite place in Vegas. The selection and quality is what makes this the place to go. Lotsa ethnicities to choose from. The only drawback was the 3 for…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

After looking forward to getting to...

After looking forward to getting to Amber's in hopes of enjoying some time with Carter or Gia or a few of the others that I've enjoyed in the past, I stop in and see basically…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

I guess this is an OK...

I guess this is an OK club. I don't really understand what all the fuss is about this one. This is a medium-sized club with three stages. The girls are relatively hot, but most of…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hadn't been to Rhino in quite...

Hadn't been to Rhino in quite some time in Vegas. Normally I visit OG. Came here Friday night for a bachelor party and it was super crowded as usual. We were tucked away in a…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A lot of reviews these days...

A lot of reviews these days don't actually give any help with regards to going to Adelitas other than to say "details have been shown in previous reviews". Well there are so many reviews now…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

It was around 24 just too...

It was around 24 just too get in they make you pay for drinks and they don't even sell booze?!?! The only good thing was the the full nudity and the bed VIP dances where…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

I am really not sure how...

I am really not sure how many dancers there were, just assuming that there were more than 5. I'm sure there were. Anyway, my desire to stay was shattered within a few minutes of getting…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Monday afternoon. The club is large and very nice on the inside. In my humble opinion most of the dancers were very hot. Everyone was…

Club X

Glendale, Colorado

I was in town for work...

I was in town for work and had a free evening. Picked this club almost by chance since I hadn't checked the reviews in advance. There was no charge to get in. The club…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

After my not so great visit...

After my not so great visit to Lust I decided to re-visit my favorite haunt - Platinum. I sat in my usual place near the axillary bar to the right as you walk in. It…

Illusions

Nixa, Missouri

I stopped in fairly early on...

I stopped in fairly early on a Friday night. They had around 9 or 10 girls. I think more come in later. Had a very pretty girl stop by my table. We talked for quite…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

It was my last night in...

It was my last night in CT for a long time and I figured one more stop here would be in order. The club is kind of hard to find, be sure to put…

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

When I arrived I was told...

When I arrived I was told it would be a $20.00 cover. When I turned to leave they then lowered it to $10.00. Which was way over priced. There were 4 girls working and 3…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

Wife and I enjoy strip clubs....

Wife and I enjoy strip clubs. We enjoyed the food the night we went. However, after dinner, all the girls were high pressure to go VIP, and we'd have none of that.…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to set It Off on...

Went to set It Off on Latin night.Cover was $5.00.You have to buy a drink,so $5.00 more.I walked in and was shocked!There were about 8 girls lined up by the Bench.You can get dances by…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Stopped here on a recent trip...

Stopped here on a recent trip to Jersey for work. Was staying in Paramus, so this wasn't too far away. Like others said, this is kind of in the middle of a residential area. Inside it…

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Had Not Read This in a Review Before - LOL

“… I took them into the VIP room, there was 1 guy collecting $$ who did not seem too smart had to use calculator on his cell to add up the $$$, so you need to make sure he know…

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Stripper Smell, what is it; can you describe the odor?

I went to a club near where I work around 5:30. I took dances with three different strippers. While there was the usual odor of perfume on my shirt (threw it in laundry before wife could get a…

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WTF? jacking it at Wendys

I just had one of those wtf moments where you wonder if that just really happened...I walked in the restroom at Wendys and an employee was in there standing at the urinal with his pants and boxers around his ankles…

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Mobile strip club bill boards.

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region_c_palm_beach_county/west_palm_beach/west-palm-beach-officials-want-to-put-brakes-on-mobile-strip-club-ads

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Have you ever visited a new club and felt like a piece of meat all the dancers w

It hasn't happened to me in a while but if you stay longer than a couple of hours, I remember it can get frustrating to have a regular train of dancers asking for dances or whatever when you just want…

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Stripper Stereotypes

My club recently hired a borderline 'train wreck' of a girl: the personification of the stripper stereotype that you guys discuss here. The hiring manager always sends those types packing but this girl went over his head and got…

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Boxers vs briefs

My undershorts are usually briefs and frequently while in VIP or for several LD's I'll slip Mr. Happy out the side and stretch the fabric to allow for some breathing room. As a result most of my briefs are like…

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saw down woman shirt

today this woman at the career couciling office talk to me. shes worried bout my progress I school. im goin to community college and sometimes im rly lazy when i rite or type an get bad grades. She wanted to…

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HR & Management Meetings

Hola, mis amigos. I hope all is well and smooth on this most magnificent of Mondays. Earlier this morning, while at work, I was forced to endure yet another meeting concocted by our friends in management and…

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Disposing of the Evidence

Perhaps last night was some type of cosmic warning for me. I visited two clubs last night and came home with far too much evidence of my various crimes. For starters, I visited my favorite at Club 1 and came to…

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Miami 2AMer

MIAMI GARDENS, Fla. - A shooting injured three people early Monday after they left a strip club in Miami Gardens. The shooting happened at Northwest 7th Avenue and 191st Street about 6 a.m. According to police, the three were leaving The…

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Survey

6 simple questions. I'll compile and report the results, at a later time, as the respondents dwindle towards zero. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/S76YYZY

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What would you do

Ok y'all. You come home from work & find your wife or gf in bed with your atf stripper. What would you do

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Another rant from an old white guy

I was in the club late Friday night, near closing, when I heard several of the top earners say they "only made $300". I realize things aren't what they used to be. Prior to the 2008/2009 recession, weekend earnings for…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, Florida

South Florida has a well-deserved reputation...

South Florida has a well-deserved reputation for some of the best strip clubs in the US, although it’s doubtful most reviews would include West Palm Beach as part of that top national ranking. In…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Came to Las Vegas with a...

Came to Las Vegas with a couple buddies and after the usual buffets and gambling during the day, we decided to do a strip club tour of the city. My buddy had a positive…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

Stopped in Sunday night around 10pm....

Stopped in Sunday night around 10pm. $10 cover. street parking. About 10-15 dancers working, and about 10 customers. In the 30 minutes I was there, one girl danced 2 songs. No-one but but me at…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

I had two strokes of luck...

I had two strokes of luck recently. First, I had a very unusual opportunity to overnight in New Orleans on a Saturday night and Second, my hotel was overbooked. The second event was…

Stadium Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

I was passing through DC and...

I was passing through DC and thought I'd give it a try. I am a white guy and this is a 100% black club. There wasn't another white person around anywhere, man or…

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, Illinois

Stopped by Blondie's on a recent...

Stopped by Blondie's on a recent Thursday night. A few dancers and a few customers.....and I found out why. The girls were above average for Washington Park.....but on this hot Thursday night, the…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Got there early after opening, and...

Got there early after opening, and only one dancer was there. To be fair, it was 12:30 pm on a Tuesday, so about what I expected. She sat with me for a while…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Stopped in on a recent hot...

Stopped in on a recent hot Thursday evening where the air conditioning struggled to keep the place cool. Paid my $3 cover charge and ordered a soft drink from the bar $4. There…

Blue Diamond Cabaret

Stillwater, Oklahoma

My buddy and i arrived about...

My buddy and i arrived about 8pm. Buckets of beer were 6 beers for about $10. Special ended at 9pm as I recall. Price increased significantly at 9pm. We loaded up on three buckets…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

I could smell the smoke before...

I could smell the smoke before i even opened up the second door to get inside, but it wasn't that strong once i entered, either that or i got used to it quickly. Had a…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I haven't been to Sammy's in...

I haven't been to Sammy's in a year or so and the last time I was there it was great so I thought I would pay the club a visit. I went to Sammy's Saturday…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Once again, I have got to...

Once again, I have got to recommend this club. Queenie, Rose, Summer, a white girl with a slim body--all highly recommended. On my recent visit, Unique comes to sit at the bar with…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

I have been to the SR...

I have been to the SR in Vegas. That club had the largest selection of beautiful that I have ever seen EVER. I went to the Dallas SR to see if it was the same.…

Bombay

Chihuahua, Chihuahua

first of all excuse my english...

first of all excuse my english , I'm from Mexico and i love this page! I visited this club in December on a Friday with a friend who lives in Chihuahua, got to the club…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Stopped by on friday night after...

Stopped by on friday night after work. VIP is one of my favorite clubs for many reasons. Great for watching sports, pool table, affordable prices including $10 dances, and a good percentage of the girls…

Sin City Cabaret

Edgewater, New Jersey

I went to Sin City on...

I went to Sin City on a Friday night after a Yankee game. One thing I love about this place is they give you free admission with a Yankee ticket stub. The club is large…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

I used to love this place....

I used to love this place. It had $10 dances during weekdays and some dancers would allow touching for $20 a dance. You got a lot of mileage and left with some money in your…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Of all the clubs in the...

Of all the clubs in the area, Pandoras is my favorite. The dancers are on the mature side but I don't see that as a bad thing. They have been around and know…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wow, the article on Seattle Clubs...

Wow, the article on Seattle Clubs pretty much says it all, but here goes anyway. Visits in afternoons definitely have a different vibe than evenings. Girls are ranging from old and tired to a few…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Went in a rainy afternoon it...

Went in a rainy afternoon it was pretty dead... I was worried until I think the bartender hurried the girls out the dressing room. Then it got better the girls are friendly atleast with the…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

It was okay. Some strippers show...

It was okay. Some strippers show you everything. $20 for a lap dance. My favorites Bonnie & Ashley. I'd like to go home with them. Beautiful bodies, gorgeous faces. I was lovestruck. Its kinda dark…

Peppermint Hippo

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Heard bad reviews of this place...

Heard bad reviews of this place so I usually go to the other topless club in Fayetteville but decided to go with my buddy one Friday. I was SHOCKED! I regularly frequented the other club…

Cabaret Royale

Nashville, Tennessee

I went to cabaret royal on...

I went to cabaret royal on a Saturday night at about 10pm. Including me there were about 5 customers but it got crowded later on. The girls are okay with a variety of looks. No…

Peppermint Hippo 2

Fayetteville, Arkansas

I used to frequent this place...

I used to frequent this place but everytime I go back it seems to be worse than before. There used to be decent dancers there, now there are none that I've seen in a while.…

Tiffany's Cabaret

Forestbrook, South Carolina

Ok I go here a...

Ok I go here a lot guys so I do feel it one of the best bars in myrtle beach area the girls are friendly and pretty you…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Ive reviewed this club before but...

Ive reviewed this club before but this was my first daytime visit. Overall, Id agree with some of the other reviews re: the clubs layout. Its not much to look at from the outside and…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

I'm from California and we have...

I'm from California and we have some very good Lubs outs here. Actually the best ones I have been to where the quality of girls were a 10 was not Las Vegas but in OKC…

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Off topic not feeling much pleasure or pain

I believe alcohol can numb you and at times I think parts of my body stay somewhat numb. It made me wonder when I cut myself again tonight by accident and I barely felt it. Apparently there are some…

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What kind of goofy things have you heard dancers tell you or ask you?

Last night I had a dancer keep insisting I was at the club just two days ago. I kept telling her no. Then she told me I must have a double from New Zealand because he looked just…

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Update on Dancers North Dakota trip

I don't know if anyone is interested but I know a dancer who went to North Dakota in hopes of making a lot of money dancing. She took off for some unknown time whether it was a week or…

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Exploration & Discovery

Good morning, sisters and brothers. It is a sunny and beautiful day out in here, nestled in the foothills below Mount Baldy & Cucamonga Peak. I hope e erroneous had a good weekend of clubbing.…

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Been Daydreaming Today

Been daydreaming today about some of the best tan lines that I have ever seen. Only see them on occasion these days.

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More questions on Detroit

I have posted previously on this but have a few more questions. I am interested in what clubs, on a week night, give the best combination of larger numbers of dancers, attractiveness of dancers, lower cost, and availability of fun…

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Greed

So I broke one of my rules last night but it has got me thinking. Never just go to the vip without confirming dance prices ahead. It is a rule that the majority of us have and it…

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Aiden Aspen -- pretty fuckin' HAWT

I dig that our new bud Dacandyman pointed out that Aiden Aspen has a pierced taint. Never seen a piercing there on a stripper! You know that a girl with an anal piercing will do just about anything. I bet…

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Boat parking

I heard that Christie's in Cleveland has parking for boats.. Any details on this? Any other clubs with this unique feature? I also heard coliseum in Detroit has a helipad.

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Valet and Customer

Friday night I went to a new strip club. I gave my car to the 2 young valets, walked inside, and partied until after midnight. When I come out, one 20-something-year-old valet runs and brings up my BMW.…

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Clubs without their own parking lot

I recently visited Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Baltimore and had to park in a garage and walk over to the club. I had a printable free admission pass to help balance out the parking cost. Any one…

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Reincarnation

Suppose the Hindu God Vishnu appeared to you in a dream and told you that, if you didn't stop going to strip clubs, you'd be reincarnated as a stripper. Would you keep going to strip clubs?

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Stuck at home Again

my buds car died an i had to go help him. Hes still drivin a crappy 80s car that should be in junkyard. by the time we got done i didnt feel like clubbin tonite. too tired. But my bud…

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One strippers way of eliminating competition.

So a long time stripper friend of mine was telling me Wednesday that this lawyer wanted to become her sugar daddy but she refused because she did not want to get mixed up with a married man. So now she…

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Your Will

Who else has had a stripper ask to be left something in their will?

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+1 Custies

Stripper: "I'm so broke, I can't even buy food." Me: "Oh that's terrible, I'll take you shopping at the grocery store." <crickets chirping>

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When to stop ?

When do we stop handing over money to hot young women ? I wonder if I will ever tire of new girls , new tits, new .....

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Yoga Pants

I LOVE yoga pants on hot chicks. They look amazing. That tight booty, switching from side-to-side. When I was at the sc two Friday's ago, I got to enjoy the shift change and almost all the…

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Haters gonna hate

Looks like we have a dude trying to take Juicebro's place. I kind of like this candydude, though I think he should riff on the whole "doggy cone 'round the penis" shizzle. 'Twas Juice's anarchic humor that made me laugh.…

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Bust a GOOD Nut to stripper turned to porn.

Decided to stay in last night and surf for good porn. Now I find this hot blonde and her tats look familiar. Turns out she worked at local club and did not get chance to VIP her, before…

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Orthopedic knee problems from too many lappers

Anyone else feel as if they damaged their knees with too many lappers? Of course weigh gain and aging have a lot to do with it but I now notice it a lot more when a dancer is putting her…

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Did not happen

For all the guys who said nice things ill tell u what happenend last nite. My friends did come over and we smoked a lot. we also drank a lot of beer. Im still hung over. We watched netflicks til…

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Recommendations for NY/NJ area?

Hi - don't have much experience with the NY/NJ/PA area - any recommendations? Nothing unsafe/divey, more interested in quality of dancers and lap dances. Are clubs in Manhattan worth it? Is NJ better? Any place where…

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props to metrocard

Props for doing the best troll on here in a while and making some people think he was alucard. Lol

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Bullshit Blocking

For guys who, in the club, tell the dancers they are happily married, there with the wife's permission, just looking for a little NSA extra sexual gratification. Does this work to get the dancers to simply attend to your…

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Candyman sad

Im stuck hom on friday nite an dont have enuf money to have fun clubbin. I txted my friends to come over and smoke weed wit me so if a girl comes along maybe she will take her top off…

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Your Best Tips/Advice

So, being a youngster and fairly inexperienced when it comes to strip clubs, I humbly request that you share the best advice- be it about how to spot the best lapdancers, how to get the best bang for your buck,…

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Strip club manager busted for selling marijuana

HAMPTON -- The manager of a Hampton strip club was arrested for allegedly selling marijuana to an undercover police officer. Robin Gail Mason, 55, is charged with three counts of distribution of marijuana. Police say Mason, who is the manager of the…

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Man, 71, charged with sexual assault of strip club employee who had fainted

When a woman who worked at a Lexington strip club fainted Thursday night from a pre-existing medical condition, a fellow male employee allegedly sexually abused her, according to police and court documents. The 37-year-old woman, who worked at Fillies Gentleman's Club,…

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Escalade Stolen Outside Greensboro Strip Club, 2 Arrested

Greensboro, NC -- Police in Greensboro arrested two people who stole a Cadillac Escalade outside a strip club on Martin Luther King Jr. Drive early Friday morning. Officers were called to Club Magic around 4:30 am. Investigators spoke with the man…

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Dancers indication of a bigger problem

I don't think I will write in this discussion group but this once. I would like to point out that you are talking about human beings who represent a section of our society that is badly in need of…

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Where do you sit ad why ?

If I am in the SC for an evening I start out sitting in a dark corner . I watch the dancers on stage , at rest ad as they run their hustle. Once I have a feel for who…

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best clubs in the south for DFK

what clubs in the south east US are best to go to for the best chance of experiencing some DFK with a dancer?

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How much do you think Founder makes off this site?

Just wondering,pays for itself,he drives a Porshe,what?

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Hendrix: "scuse me while I kiss this guy"

Steve Miller: "big ol wet vaginer" Any other funny rock lyrics?

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John McCain hopes $1 coin leads to bigger tips for strippers

http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/national/john-mccain-hopes-1-coin-leads-to-bigger-tips-for-strippers When asked about how replacing the dollar bill with a coin would affect strippers' tips, McCain responded, "I hope that they could obtain larger denominations." Don't any politicians care about us poor pathetic losers?

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What shoul I do?

Hey guys, I'm new to clubbin an want to get more for my money. I like A2M in porno and want to see a girl put a candy cane up he asswhole and then lick it. Have any of u…

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07/26/13

Who's clubbing today? I wanna go, but I already went last Friday & Sunday. Still, I wanna go again.

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Hand Jobs - How much have you had to pay?

A stripper offered me a hand job for $60. I took it and talked dirty to her and felt her while she did it. Is that a pretty good price?

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WOW, 8,000!

8,000! However, still way behind sc.

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What is your Anthony Weiner sexting name?

Mine would be "Enrique Clandestine". Much cooler than "Carlos Danger". I mean, Carlos Danger is so obvious. It is in yo' face, but not in a good way. Enrique Clandestine is...well..it is clandestine my bros! So, for the pervo-dudes on here,…

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If you had to pick only one club to go to for the rest of your life?

I recently submitted a review for Gatsby's North in Akron and gave it a "10". It is not perfect but what justifies my rating is that this is the one club I would go to for the rest of…

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Two way street

The dancers often catch a lot of shit on TUSCL for being money hustling whores. But, that street goes the other way too. I'll often go to clubs and meet a fine baby doll. Texts start flying back and forth,…

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Stage Tips

Many of you have stated that you don't tip on stage unless the dancer does something extraordinary. Some dancers (like me) aren't athletic and can't do pole tricks, but they can get naked and dance sensually. Why don't you…

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Not for the Faint of Heart

I like my women curvy – but even this may be beyond my specifications (warning – for those that tend to like them on the spinner side – you may not want to watch this on a full stomach :)). http://www.worldstaruncut.com/uncut/52920

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Transformation

I met a dancer about 1.5 years ago in club I rarely frequented. She was obviously new to the profession as she didn't even have any proper stripper shoes or dance wear. A little old to be getting…

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Happy B-day Mick

If any band could sum up how I roll it would have to be the Stones.How about You?

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SMH and also had to LOL @ this Review

“… So I decided to break away from the norm last week and I tried out the other local club in the area. There's no comparison. For about the same prices, you could go across the street where the dancers…

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Maybe my memories are tainted....

I remember when girls used to actually dance at clubs. They had pole tricks and would try to show up one another.(think u got served). Now more often than not I see girls walking around the stage like zombies, others…

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I Need A Meal

Similar to our clubbing brother, Lone Wolf, I get a text from a dancer. "I need a meal. Feed me." Now, I had just seen this dancer yesterday. And I fed her-Two Double-Double's, animal…

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New Research Questions Existence of Sex Addiction

New Research Questions Existence of Sex Addiction Posted Jul 22nd, 2013 03:16 PM by Ann Oui LOS ANGELES—Here's a study that is sure to irk more than a few people in the addiction industry, especially those working in the porn addiction…

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Finally, some good news

The average American bra size has gone from an estimated 34B in 1983 to an estimated 34DD

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Faces of meth - stripper edition

I was at a club last night, and I got to see the long-term consequences of drug addiction. This particular girl had started dancing at a club I frequent at the beginning of this year. She was at…

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Strip Club Hound -- Most shocking thing you've seen in a SC

I read the blog by the Strip Club Hound and his latest entry, dated Monday, July 22, has an interesting answer to a question he asked a dancer who he calls "W". It is a follow up to part…

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What would you do?

Was at a party last weekend and overheard a lobbyist for the Baptist Church announce their battle plan for shutting down stripclubs in the southeast.What would you do? A. Broadcast to all. B. Sell to the highest bidder. C. Read the headlines.

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SC withdrawal

With every addiction comes withdrawal. I find that after a SC trip, all I can think of is the girls and how soon I'll be able to go back? Is this common and how do you distract yourself to bide…

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Stripclubs in North York (Toronto)?

So, I recently moved to North York, Toronto I'm wondering if there is any Strip clubs in North York, that's worth going to? From what I've searched, only option is Bliss/CharlieTs. But from the reviews, it doesn't look that appealing.

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OT:Dog TV

The End Is Near, The End Is Near. If you happen to have DIRECTV, then coming this August 1st is Dog TV, television for dogs. Don't let your dogs get lonely. That's what it…

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Detroit Visit

I am visiting on a Tuesday evening and want to hit a few clubs. My goal is to sample several ladies at a variety of clubs, and if possible have a fully draining dance at least twice during the evening…

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Wonder what's up with...

Our bud Bullwinkle. Mr. Moose was a pretty coo-el dude. Hope he's having a good time. And of course Farmerart. Really didn't appreciate the flurry of troll posts from our buds Juice and Dougsta. I have to admit that I…

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Worst reaction to OTC request?

What is the worst reaction you've received to after giving tactful request for OTC? Has a dancer ever acted offended or told you to fuck off? I've never had a bad response like that. I have had them adamantly…

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I need a drink

Text I received from a dancer today "I need a drink". Dancer is about 7.5 working at an extra's club. OTC and ITC has been offered but not acted on yet. So obviously the temptation is to reply with something…