Strip Club Hound -- Most shocking thing you've seen in a SC

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• gatorfan

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  11 years ago

  I was at a club when a customer died during a lap dance. Nothing better than paramedics and police hauling a dead body out.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  @ Corvus: I'm also a regular reader of the Strip Club Hound. I wholeheartedly recommend his blog. I too, read that interview and thought the dressing room incident was pretty strange. I don't have a "strange strip club event" to share as you asked for, but I believe there is one strip club that has tranny dancers. It's the Vintage Industrial Strip in Sun Valley, CA (L.A. area in the east San Fernando Valley.) That alone sounds pretty strange to me. I'd certainly never venture in there.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  Anything is possible I suppose.
  
  One would think that a trany would not get away undetected too long either by a custie; management; or other dancers; and I would doubt any club would allow one to dance in their club?
  
  I wonder if clubs do a check for this when hiring dancers?
  
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Corvus: "So, any of you TUSCLers out there ever run into a tranny dancing"
  
  I think three.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I remember visiting a club where the dancers told me to avoid a dancer who was really a guy. I believed them. Not the best looking face if it had been a female. Yet I saw other guys getting lap dances not having a clue.
  
  I've seen a lot. The most shocking for me was when a dancer started giving me a bj and I didn't even see it coming. I did buy her a drink earlier on. I told her I didn't have much money left except to pay for the not too expensive lap dance but that didn't phase her one bit.
• thenumber10

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  11 years ago

  I like the Strip Club Hound, lots of great info. Just stick to nude clubs and you know tranny's wont last long there. Not the weirdest thing but pretty close to it happened tonight actually.
  
  So I just went to one of my regular spots and noticed a dancer on stage, one I have seen before but never danced with. And when she was standing or moving around she could have a little bit of a bump. But when she dropped to her knees or bent forward BAM! You could see the baby bump clearly. Really killed any attraction at all.
• duomaxwell

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  11 years ago

  I danced at a club with an HIV+ dancer that regularly did OTC and didn't disclose her status to her clients. She laughed about it in the dressing room, shit was pretty fucked up.
• duomaxwell

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  11 years ago

  I danced at a club with an HIV+ dancer that regularly did OTC and didn't disclose her status to her clients. She laughed about it in the dressing room, shit was pretty fucked up.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  I love reading that blog. Considering I mostly go to nude clubs, the odds of seeing a tranny are quite small, but at topless clubs, I have no doubt I've seen some.
  
  As for most shocking thing, it depends on what would constitute shocking. The first time I went to a club and saw them pull a girl up onstage and strip her naked, I thought that was shocking, but now it seems normal, at least at a couple of my regular clubs. The same goes for the first time I saw full blown pussy eating onstage at my favorite club. Actually, it's been a while since I've seen that happen there, so that might be shocking if it happened again. But there was a stage there when, at least on Friday or Saturday night, if that didn't happen, I was disappointed. I did see them pull a mom-daughter combo onstage there, FWIW, but then again, you had to know in advance they were mom and daughter, because otherwise, it's just 2 ladies onstage. I suppose the most legitimate shocking thing I've seen was when I took one of my old faves to the champagne room at my favorite club. About a couple minutes into the dance, she unzips my shorts and sticks it in her mouth and I unload. She stands up, opens her mouth to reveal a mouth full of jizz and then just swallows the load right there. It was almost like I was in a porno myself.
• DandyDan

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  11 years ago

  On a entirely different level of shocking, I saw this one stripper's wig fall off in the middle of her stage dance to reveal a completely shaved head. It ruined her for me for life, but thankfully, she's gone.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  "Most shocking thing you've seen in a SC"
  
  A 300+ pound dancer.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  The time a dancer's water broke while she was on stage.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Never seen a tranny at an sc butI did see this chica in TJ pick up a beer bottle with her coochie and swish it around. I ordered another beer-didn't want to finish that one.
• 10inches

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  11 years ago

  
  dancer in VIP pulls out my dick, gives me a bbbj without asking (she takes the load and swallows it then takes a swig from my beer) said to pay me what I thought it was worth !!!!
• Clackport

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  11 years ago

  Not really shocking, but a customer broke glass over another customer's face in a fight at the club.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Forgive me for sounding like a savage but watching a bottle break over a person's head is quite entertaining. Every time you see it you gotta say "oooh, that hurts."
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  To me Duo’s story was the most shocking/scariest
• GoVikings

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  11 years ago

  ^ Easily
• Iansmithdfw

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  11 years ago

  Heavily tatted pregnant stripper in San Antonio who (in the span of 15 minutes) had two shots of vodka, two cigarettes, offered OTC, offered to let me cum on her belly in VIP and ask if I had any Adderall on me. Mother of the year.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  ^^Hey man, my moms needed the money. She got bills ta pay.
• Dolfan

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  11 years ago

  There's a "girl" at a club here. Its a nude club and she certainly doesn't have a penis at this point. While I've not tried to inspect closely, some of the other girls and I have speculated that she was a he at some time. She' pretty popular, which only adds to the humor. Not the most shocking, but I was sitting at the bar one day when she came back with custie on tow, and the custies buddy called him out "did you seriously just get a lap dance from that dude" - I was crying laughing for a solid 10 minutes.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  Duo's sounds the most shocking. Alucard's now that I think about it, was the most shocking and disgusting thing I've seen. I hope I never see a dancer who weighs more than me in a strip club again, especially on stage and half naked. eewww. Blubber everywhere.
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  Neither scary or shocking, but I saw two strippers get into a fight on the floor. It was a real donnybrook with hair pulling clothes ripping, boobs flying and the two of them swearing like 109 year old sailors.
• ilbbaicnl

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  11 years ago

  Is it really that dangerous to have sex with someone whose HIV+, as long as there not the pitcher for anything BB?
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  A blank comment!
• carl95

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  11 years ago

  I never see anything odd. The closest I have been to something strange was arriving 10 minutes after a stripper had a seizure on stage.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  The strangest I've seen so far was a guy in a kilt (with bagpipes), a group of very VERY facially furry young guys (I suspect hypertrichosis)that we nicknamed "wolf boys", and a Jessica Rabbit type carrying around a 100 year old man like a baby. Saw them all on the same night and it wasn't even Halloween.
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Must've been Octoberfest. Strip clubs are tame. Burning Man 2014 for the adventurous. Redondo Beach Breakwater for those who got balls. Hit me up if you're down for a real swell. Then, after we ride with the ocean, we'll get dances.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Naturally never in the club as girls love to show off their pussy to me (never understood that). But I do get hit on by gays and trannies from time to time and that shot is annoying. The trannies I straight up ignore.