Similar to our clubbing brother, Lone Wolf, I get a text from a dancer. "I need a meal. Feed me." Now, I had just seen this dancer yesterday. And I fed her-Two Double-Double's, animal style, animal fries, and a large diet coke(she's watching her weight). What's a guy to do? This dancer is a real sweet BBW. She makes Precious look like an extra in a Sally Struthers PSA.
What should I do? She called me today asking me to bring her three extra large deep dish pizzas with extra anchovies. Even the Ninja Turtles wouldn't eat that. Should I be an enabler or just say no?
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I Need A Meal
Jul 25, 2013, 5:43 AM
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Jump to latestMaybe she wants more burrito than I'm providing.
Give her some extra sausage
She wants pizza delivery? I would do that. I've seen movies where the pizza delivery man makes out very well.
Tell her you want to play "Hide the pepperoni".
Just plug up her mouth with your burrito Slic!!!!!


Go ahead Grease,jump to it.