Similar to our clubbing brother, Lone Wolf, I get a text from a dancer. "I need a meal. Feed me." Now, I had just seen this dancer yesterday. And I fed her-Two Double-Double's, animal style, animal fries, and a large diet coke(she's watching her weight). What's a guy to do? This dancer is a real sweet BBW. She makes Precious look like an extra in a Sally Struthers PSA.
What should I do? She called me today asking me to bring her three extra large deep dish pizzas with extra anchovies. Even the Ninja Turtles wouldn't eat that. Should I be an enabler or just say no?
I Need A Meal
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last commentGo ahead Grease,jump to it.
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Maybe she wants more burrito than I'm providing.
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Give her some extra sausage
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She wants pizza delivery? I would do that. I've seen movies where the pizza delivery man makes out very well.
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Tell her you want to play "Hide the pepperoni".
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Just plug up her mouth with your burrito Slic!!!!!
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