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I Need A Meal

Jul 25, 2013, 5:43 AM
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SlickSpic

Similar to our clubbing brother, Lone Wolf, I get a text from a dancer. "I need a meal. Feed me." Now, I had just seen this dancer yesterday. And I fed her-Two Double-Double's, animal style, animal fries, and a large diet coke(she's watching her weight). What's a guy to do? This dancer is a real sweet BBW. She makes Precious look like an extra in a Sally Struthers PSA.
What should I do? She called me today asking me to bring her three extra large deep dish pizzas with extra anchovies. Even the Ninja Turtles wouldn't eat that. Should I be an enabler or just say no?

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tumblingdice

Go ahead Grease,jump to it.

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SlickSpic

Maybe she wants more burrito than I'm providing.

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crazyjoe

Give her some extra sausage

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jackslash

She wants pizza delivery? I would do that. I've seen movies where the pizza delivery man makes out very well.

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gawker

Tell her you want to play "Hide the pepperoni".

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KingxGorilla

Just plug up her mouth with your burrito Slic!!!!!

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