Stuck at home Again

my buds car died an i had to go help him. Hes still drivin a crappy 80s car that should be in junkyard. by the time we got done i didnt feel like clubbin tonite. too tired. But my bud payed for my dinner at chipotle. I like buritos with black beans and corn salsa almost as much as i like candy. An the checkout girl was hot. id like to see her in a strp club cause she had nice tits. i bet she does rly dirty stuff.

so im home an board agin. But my friends dont gonna come over tonite. so im just hangin out eatin twizlers and watchin porno. actually, im just gettin reddy to watch and finishing the candy. Im gonna try drinkin pepsi thru a twizler like its a straw. An ill pick out some good porno. any suggestions my friends??

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  • DoctorPhil
    11 years ago
    face it, it ain’t working. pick a new identity with a new shtick and try again
  • Dacandyman
    11 years ago
    what are u talkin bout drphil?? Im just me. i found this site when i was looking for clubs to visit on my upcomin trip. Dont be a h8er if ur bein one. lets just talk bout stripers and porno. I also like candy but its cool if udont
  • 23cambyman
    11 years ago
    I LOVE doctorphil!!
  • Dacandyman
    11 years ago
    Did any of u guys. Look at the porno chick that was posted bout before?? fuck!! she has a pierced taint. Aiden asspen!! she also sucks big dicks an takes it up the asswhole. fuck yes!! she is fuckin dirty. I think im in love. maybe i should feed her cum chicken, rite zipman?? that wood be a good porno
  • Dacandyman
    11 years ago
    good that u love drphill but dont be a h8er 23cambyman. zipman says ur an asswhole and u also seem to be criticizing me. what did i do to u?? maybe u are a asswhole. Just stop h8ing an talk about hot stripper an porno an other cool stuuf.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    What are you? 2 years old?
  • 23cambyman
    11 years ago
    So dacandydude if ziptard told you to jump off of a bridge or to not talk to dandydan or dougster are you not going to either?!?!? Grow up man!
  • KingxGorilla
    11 years ago
    Candyman May I suggest A Parody Porno and some rock Candy????
  • zipman68
    11 years ago
    My GAWD Camby...you're a 'tard!!! And a mean 'tard at that.

    Candydude -- and you should note the "n" since "m" vs "n" appears to be the difference between asshole and earnest guy who is being nice to the local assholes -- is just sharing things in his life. I don't know if he's putting on an act or even if he's actually Juice... But I find the guy funny. Take him at face value and laugh along with him!

    I also beginning to find Camby (note the "m") more sad than funny. It must feel very small in that head of yours. I know I'm being -- as candydude (note the "n") would say -- mean to you. But really...

    What a difference "m" vs "n" makes. Do you feel hollow, sad, and ashamed Camby? You should. And if you did perhaps it would lead you to enlightenment.
  • motorhead
    11 years ago
    My favourite candy is Mounds
  • shadowcat
    11 years ago
    motorhead - that is PC. There is an "M" & an "N" in mounds. :)
  • mikeya02
    11 years ago
    Now I'm wondering why they call them "M&M's" instead of N&N's". And upside down they would be called W&W's"
  • Dacandyman
    11 years ago
    cool comments motor, shadowcat, and mikey. Thx zip for defendin me to 23cambyman but i dont need it. i do not know why i piss him off but i do. im just gonna tell jokes with the cool people. Maybe 23cambyman is nice to his friends hes bein a h8er to me and i dont like that. but I dont wanna be an asswhole back cause im pretty happy
  • Bonesbrother
    11 years ago
    DoctorPhil and 23cambyman have it right. This is just juice incognito.

    If Zipman thinks lewd, crude Ebonics is funny, he doesn't have much of a life.

    Juice will be back. He has too much statistics accumulated to start over. Then the juice crew can get back to kissing his ass.
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Go back to kissing boners brother
  • Dougster
    11 years ago
    We want Juice! We want Juice! We want Juice!
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