Stuck at home Again
my buds car died an i had to go help him. Hes still drivin a crappy 80s car that should be in junkyard. by the time we got done i didnt feel like clubbin tonite. too tired. But my bud payed for my dinner at chipotle. I like buritos with black beans and corn salsa almost as much as i like candy. An the checkout girl was hot. id like to see her in a strp club cause she had nice tits. i bet she does rly dirty stuff.so im home an board agin. But my friends dont gonna come over tonite. so im just hangin out eatin twizlers and watchin porno. actually, im just gettin reddy to watch and finishing the candy. Im gonna try drinkin pepsi thru a twizler like its a straw. An ill pick out some good porno. any suggestions my friends??
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Candydude -- and you should note the "n" since "m" vs "n" appears to be the difference between asshole and earnest guy who is being nice to the local assholes -- is just sharing things in his life. I don't know if he's putting on an act or even if he's actually Juice... But I find the guy funny. Take him at face value and laugh along with him!
I also beginning to find Camby (note the "m") more sad than funny. It must feel very small in that head of yours. I know I'm being -- as candydude (note the "n") would say -- mean to you. But really...
What a difference "m" vs "n" makes. Do you feel hollow, sad, and ashamed Camby? You should. And if you did perhaps it would lead you to enlightenment.
If Zipman thinks lewd, crude Ebonics is funny, he doesn't have much of a life.
Juice will be back. He has too much statistics accumulated to start over. Then the juice crew can get back to kissing his ass.