I went to a club near where I work around 5:30. I took dances with three different strippers. While there was the usual odor of perfume on my shirt (threw it in laundry before wife could get a whiff) my pants seem to have some kind of odor. They were grinding against me but I am unsure what the smell is. It does not seem to be perfume. It smells almost like dank cigarette smoke, a pungent odor. Ever had lingering stripper on your clothes when you got home?
I was a bartender for seven years and I have clothes that still smell like a bar.It is a combination of stale beer, old cigarette smoke and sweat. Mix that with cheap perfume and hairspray and soggy nylon clothes and you could fumigate with the stuff. Some clubs also have a lingering smell of bug bomb but that's only in the classier joints.
Vanilla body spray seems to have an extended half-life on clothing, and if you go into any store where it's being sampled (Bath & Body Works), you will be reminded of your lat club visit!
Many a time after a girl has ridden me hard and gone away wet I later find the evidence on my pants/shorts. I put the pants by my pillow and have sweet dreams. This kind of thing endures that I am the only person washing my clothes. It's worth the extra work.
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