Your Will

ilbbaicnl
Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Who else has had a stripper ask to be left something in their will?

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Dougster
11 years ago
I've thought of including one in mine. :-) Didn't really do it, but...
Player11
11 years ago
You know it sounds like a good idea. It would be a nice post mortem insult to a wife......
Dacandyman
11 years ago
Im also to young. And I dont have to much to leave to other people yet. Prolly would not leave any to a stripper unless she was a friend tho.
gawker
11 years ago
My ATF has frequently asked me to do so. I'd consider it if I hadn't already spent most of my assets on her.
Dougster
11 years ago
I wasn't thinking anything major in my case. Just like $10k to one. I can see everyone else and the lawyer getting a good laugh out of that one, though.
StripReviewer
11 years ago
I could see maybe doing something like that, unless I was asked then there would be no way.
jackslash
11 years ago
Now this would be a great way to scam a dancer! Tell her you left her money in your will, and get some free sex. "Baby, give me a freebie. I'm giving you $10,000 in my will."

No. Wait. If you did that, you might be found dead the next day.
georgmicrodong
11 years ago
If you're married and you do this sort of thing, the dancer will likely never see it. Probate is a bitch.
tumblingdice
11 years ago
My niece gets everything.Made a ton in my youth.She never lied to me.
Dougster
11 years ago
Yep, George has a good point. Here in WA wife gets it all. Oh, will says differently? Too bad, wife gets it all. Oh you had a pre-nup? That's nice, but, surprise! Wife still gets it all.
3LeggedMan
11 years ago
One way to get her real name and address.
sharkhunter
11 years ago
A will involves long term thinking that I usually don't encounter in a strip club.
SlickSpic
11 years ago
Where there's a will, there's a way.
ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
I mentioned I had lots of very unhealthy habits, and the topic of my will came up soon after.
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