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What is the Drac-dudes malfunction?

Wow...I got some major hostility from Monsieur Draques latest sock puppet (LittleWimpyJohn69). What do you think makes that whack-a-loon act the way he does? My theories, along with assessments of the likelihood they are correct, are: 1. This is some sort…

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Blow Jobs

How much extra does it cost to get a blow job and to cum in her eye ?

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May 23, 2013

Let's go make it snow (This thread brought to you by Juicebox United the fruitiest of the fruitcakes -- Oh My!

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Stopped by Cabaret Royale as I'd...

Stopped by Cabaret Royale as I'd heard a lot of good things about this place especially the good mileage when it came to private dances. Cover was only $1, I arrived around 6 on Wednesday…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

I visited on a Thursday night...

I visited on a Thursday night from 8pm-11pm. Location appears safe, I didn't see any parking but since it is within easy walking distance from a number of hotels and their parking lots it wasn't…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

This was the last club I...

This was the last club I worked before retiring. What the previous poster mentioned about dancers having their cliques, it's true. Although I love the management of this place, most dancers have their…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Not my first time at Cadillac....

Not my first time at Cadillac. And after tonight - have to say might be my last. Maybe it was the shift or the night - but was extremely disappointed at the quality of dancers…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

This is a place to go...

This is a place to go if you want to get high milage from just about any of the glrls. You can get more more from these women if you smile and show them…

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, Virginia

This was the first time I...

This was the first time I was at Headlights Gold. I had previously been to Headlights before, but not Gold and didn't really know what else to expect and why it was different.…

Foxy's

Scottsville, New York

Had a great lap dance with...

Had a great lap dance with a sexy chocolate dancer. We had a fabulous 3 song dance for $55. Her body was absolutely perfect and there wasn't too much perfume on her.…

Pleasures Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I read the reviews but thought...

I read the reviews but thought i would give this place a try anyway. There were 4 dancers on shift. All were black. This is a black club. The only…

Wisconsin Dolls Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Went on a busy Saturday night...

Went on a busy Saturday night after midnight. There were quite a few dancers, but there is only one stage with limited seating, so it was difficult to get a seat at the stage.…

Diamond's

Portland, Oregon

I keep stopping by this place...

I keep stopping by this place just o see what's going on. I've been by in the afternoon only to find that there was only one dancer and no one on stage. Other times on…

Westside Show Lounge

El Paso, Texas

It's getting better. It was...

It's getting better. It was my second visit, and I actually had fun this time. It still has a number of overweight girls, but there were at least 3 beautiful women this time.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

$4 water and $10 lap dances,...

$4 water and $10 lap dances, a good value club. Good mileage on the dances depending on the girl sometimes very good. Tonight I paid $7 cover and was escorted to a seat by the…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

This is a dive bar tiped...

This is a dive bar tiped strip club. You walk in the girls are amazing. They're totally natural, and fun. They actually look happy to be doing what they're doing. Full of personality, smiling, laughing,…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Phoenix offers quite a variety in...

Phoenix offers quite a variety in types of clubs. At one end, there is Hi-Liter which has lots of girls, high contact, and cheap $10 dances, even though the girls don't tend to be the…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

I had a pretty good time...

I had a pretty good time at the Midway Invader last night. Here's my take on the place. Pros: - lovely ladies - no cover charge - lots of seating, good sightlines of the stage…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

Visited OTB twice last month, once...

Visited OTB twice last month, once day shift and once evening.Went back last night. What makes OTB a great club? Comfortable atmosphere, reasonable prices, but most of all, the girls all have a friendly, classy…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I finally made it back to...

I finally made it back to the Mardi Gras a few Saturdays ago. Back in the day (2001-2003) this was a regular stop for me and my friends when I was in grad…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Well, I have been to a...

Well, I have been to a lot of strip clubs in different countries and Mons is by far the best I've been to. Mons is not the typical strip club you see in movies. You…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

I had seen this place a...

I had seen this place a few times and thought how odd it was to see a strip club in a shopping center. A few of my buddies had been curious about it also so…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Went on a Sunday night with...

Went on a Sunday night with the wife. Dancers don't go on until 8pm, we were there too early. Enjoyed a strong drink at the bar, pricy but it had a lot in it. There…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

I visited this club a few...

I visited this club a few times in the late afternoon. The club was clean and the staff was nice. I sat at the bar and noticed that all of the dancers were hanging on…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

It had been a while since...

It had been a while since I'd visited the Lodge. It looked the same as I remembered it - like the greatest hunting lodge ever. A taxidermist made a lot of money off…

Club Xcapades

Asheville, North Carolina

Came into to town to visit...

Came into to town to visit my big bro juice and that fucker took me to xcapades.....well its a nice place to drink a few beers and hit on some dancers.....my drinks was $4 a…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

I've been going here for years...

I've been going here for years because it's the only place close enough. All the clubs in Chicago are terrible and I just don't want to spend too much time traveling. It's still…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

I had to try this place...

I had to try this place out after the other reviews. I must say wow! No other way to go then VIP, you can go back and forth to Royale and VIP access…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Strolled in a couple of Sundays...

Strolled in a couple of Sundays ago and had surprisingly had several hot dancers working. Probably about 15 total, 5 really cute. Mixed backgrounds, but mostly black with a few white girls and a couple…

Club Super Contact

Montréal, Quebec

This club is kind of a...

This club is kind of a knock off of super sexe but a little cheaper... Me and my buddies walked in and they make you buy a drink right way pretty standard. The dancers…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Was in Morgantown on business Wednesday...

Was in Morgantown on business Wednesday night and decided to stop and see my favorite Gina. I paid the $5 cover and went up to the bar and sat down. They still don't have my…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in my favorite club Wednesday...

Stopped in my favorite club Wednesday night after midnight. Less than 10 dancers working but most were attractive and friendly. The dance specials on Wednesday through Saturday are 2 for $40 in the…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Went here a while back on...

Went here a while back on a Friday after 10pm. The place was packed to the point where you could not get a seat. There was a bachelor party going on and most of…

Foxy's Lounge

Altoona, Alabama

This place is a true whole...

This place is a true whole in the wall place but it's fun in its own way. When you walk in, there's a pool table on your right which most of the locals are sitting…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and decided check this club, wasn't sure if it was open, sat in lot for about 30 mins, once some guys and dancers arrived I went in. Once you walk…

Playmates

Hobbs, New Mexico

Stopped by on a Friday night...

Stopped by on a Friday night after midnight. From the outside the club looks pretty run down with a dirt/gravel parking lot however they had just painted the outside & put a pretty cool globe…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I stopped by after hearing stories...

I stopped by after hearing stories of how great this place was. Not to say that its not nice but don't believe the hype. The dancers aren't all that great except a select few who…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

Been to Babe's a few times....

Been to Babe's a few times. Pretty good spot though there are a few girls there that are a little to pushy for dances and then just linger around you. So if you get the…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

I actually stopped in during a...

I actually stopped in during a day shift and night. It's a total different stain of girls at night. Apparently all of the hot girls come in after 10pm, but there was one Kerry thing…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

This place is amazing. Been to...

This place is amazing. Been to many other places in the NYC area and this place is the best bang for the buck. When you go during day time there is very little supervision, plenty…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by the Pink Palace on...

Stopped by the Pink Palace on a Monday afternoon. Got a beer from the bar, looked around the area and decided to pay the $10 for the Nude room. A $1 bill goes a…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by the CF on a...

Stopped by the CF on a monday afternoon planning to take full advantage of the 2 for $25 lapdance special. After getting a beer at the bar went to the stage to checkout the girls.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Stopped by CL on a Monday...

Stopped by CL on a Monday afternoon. Overall the whole club was dead. I was very disappointed in the quality of the girls working. Most were skinny, small boobs. For a change, the wait…

Harry O's Club

Stamford, Connecticut

After a long time off (been...

After a long time off (been busy with other things), I went into Harry O's once again looking for some inexpensive fun. I might have just picked the wrong time, but the girls on…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

I was out with some buddies...

I was out with some buddies this past weekend and at one point,one recommended we finish the night out at Lido Cabaret. It looked pretty good inside, was well lit, and had some fine looking…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Stopped in for an afternoon visit...

Stopped in for an afternoon visit for the first time in many months. There have been a few cosmetic changes to the building-new carpet, bottle service areas and the bar is now an open…

King Arthur's Lounge

Everett, Massachusetts

Afternoon visit to KA's for the...

Afternoon visit to KA's for the first time in quite a while. Only four dancers working. One of them was a mid 30's looking Brazilian who looks familiar and may have been dancing…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Went here on a Tuesday night....

Went here on a Tuesday night. Did not have high expectations and was not surprised. Only 5 girls on shift at 8pm. Have been here before on a weekend night when the…

Club 10 Gentlemens Club

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

I have been doing this for...

I have been doing this for a couple of years and I do like the look of the girls, they can be chatty depending in their day, and they do hustle. The downside is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Went here on Tuesday night after...

Went here on Tuesday night after a disappoint stop at DJ up the road. My buddy's wife had been a way for quiet some time and he was in the mood so I took…

Pleasure Island Club

Orange Lake, New York

I stopped by this club for...

I stopped by this club for a visit as I had some extra time on my hands after some business upstate. If I didn't have the address, I would have missed it as the…

Big Louie's Gentlemen's Club

St. Robert, Missouri

I was in the area and...

I was in the area and wanted there to be a good end to a bad day. Went in to find about 6 dancers on duty that ranged from 4 to 8 with only…

Spearmint Rhino

West Bend, Wisconsin

Hey guys, I'm just letting you...

Hey guys, I'm just letting you know right off the bat that I am biased towards this club. I work here, and love every minute of it. The reason I'm writing this review is because…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

My first trip back for 6...

My first trip back for 6 months and it did not disappoint. Of course it is expensive as all NYC clubs are but you get more for your big investment here. Forget about VIP which…

Fare Club at Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Was in Dallas on business and...

Was in Dallas on business and decided to visit The Fare. At the entrance you're offered VIP at $30 which allows you to go to the club attached to the Fare and entrance into…

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, Texas

Not the place to go if...

Not the place to go if you are looking for the "gentlemen's club experience". I go to this place for the cheap beers and ok looking women who work there. I think it's a…

Gold Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

staying in Greensboro for a couple...

staying in Greensboro for a couple of months and did some exploring and passed by The Gold Club so I decided to step in and check it out. I have gone to a few in…

The New Pink Slip

East St. Louis, Illinois

This is a compilation of the...

This is a compilation of the many times I have visited this club. Pink Slip does not appear much from the outside. It's in a rougher side of town, but colocated with other clubs…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

I go back to Club Fantasy...

I go back to Club Fantasy intermittently. Before this time, I hadn't been there in about two and a half weeks. Naturally I was looking for new talent. I was successful in…

Chez Francis

Dorval, Quebec

Stopped by on my way after...

Stopped by on my way after work. Bought a beer and took a seat near the dance floor. Waited a few songs for a dancer to start but looks like there are no…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Went to EI on a Thursday...

Went to EI on a Thursday afternoon in mid-April and was disappointed. Only about 15 dancers on and off stage and most of them were not energetic. Left after two hours. Half…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Visited this club a while back...

Visited this club a while back and I decided to finally write a review for the site. The place is hard to miss on Michigan Avenue as there is not a lot of other establishments near…

Playmates Cabaret

Houston, Texas

i love coming to this club....

i love coming to this club. if your not into hispanic dancers then this place isnt for you. the club is in a strip center and when you walk in you have a…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

After having a fun time at...

After having a fun time at another local club, I decided to give Fantasy Nights a try on my way out of town a few weeks back. Unfortunately, there is nothing about this club that…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First time to this club, was...

First time to this club, was in the LA area and thought I'd check it out after an Angels game. $11 discount cover with the angels ticket, includes a drink ($6). Club has two stages…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Stopped here late on a Saturday...

Stopped here late on a Saturday night. The crowd was winding down but the vibe was still overall very good. The sound system here is rockin'. And the other thing that was…

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Juice Box United

A publice anouncment we are taken tuscle the fuck over ! Fuck you !

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Burner phone

Have any of my fellow pervoids used the iPhone burner app? (http://burnerapp.com) There is apparently an android version too. Could be helpful for those pervoids who want a little untraceability...

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OT: Gruesome

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May 22, 2013

Drop Trow, Pop that Cork, Smell the Roses! Are you gonna hump a bitch tonite??? (This thread brought to you by Juicebox United the fruitiest of the fruitcakes -- Oh My!)

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Something I Didn't Know About the Mons

From the latest Mons Venus (Tampa, FL) review: “… I liked that the dancers were not required to wear stripper shoes. In fact, only a few did. They wore everything from flip-flops to cowboy boots, and while on stage - usually…

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For Anyone Ever Visiting Miami ... Take Heed of This ROB Place

Club Madonna 1527 Washington Ave Miami Beach, Florida 33139 Sometimes you have to just see for yourself. That's what happened to me. Others have said this place is a ripoff, but I decided to try it anyway. Big mistake. Fortunately I recognized…

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May 22, where the fuck is Juice?

Where is Juice today, and where is his daily post about who's going to the club? I need to feel on some tits...

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Best couple friendly club in New York? Recommendations?

After a wonderful experience at Olympic Gardens in Las Vegas, my wife is interested in another visit to a strip club. (Yes, I am a lucky man!) At OG, we had a very nice semi-private table that allowed us to…

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Terminology

In many recent discussions there has been much controversy on want to call the act of releasing ones man goo during a lap dance within ones pants. I cum forward here now today to put forth my suggestions on the…

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Joke Of The Day

A duck walked into a stripclub. He ordered a drink. He said,"put it on my bill"

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Video shows assault rifle shooting at Philadelphia strip club

PHILADELPHIA - May 22, 2013 (WPVI) -- Philadelphia police have released surveillance video of a man shooting up a strip club with an assault rifle. Investigators say 21-year-old Henry Pettigrew is the man seen firing wildly inside the Purple…

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Wandering thoughts...

I, with very few exceptions, club alone and I've found lately that during the time between I get inside the club and hook up with a dancer my thoughts kinda wander as I'm sitting there. I think that I've…

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Bi-curious/bi-sexual

I've had some girl say,"curious"while batting their eyelashes and heard some say,"sexual"while showing their fangs.Is there really a difference?

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Beware of lot lizzards

From a review: "You exit from the strip club side of the building via a household residential door. My car was right near there at the end of the building. As I came out, a good looking blonde waif stepped out…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Fritz's is a bit of a...

Fritz's is a bit of a long time establishment in Anaheim. It's a good place to take your girlfriends that have slightly girl-on-girl tendencies. I brought a friend with me who was looking…

Bare Fax

Ottawa, Ontario

This was Victoria Day weekend and...

This was Victoria Day weekend and the place was a ghost town. Still, a classy place with beautiful and friendly strippers, and for $9 you can get a small pitcher of beer. There is not…

Skin Cabaret

Scottsdale, Arizona

I stopped into Skin this past...

I stopped into Skin this past Friday. I was there from about 8:00pm-10:00pm. $10 cover charge. $6 for a bottled beer. It was pretty dead when I got there, not much…

Crazy Horse

Charlotte, North Carolina

I recently started going here for...

I recently started going here for the day shift. I've gone three times in the past week. The lap dances are better than at any other club I've been to in Charlotte. Faint praise, you…

Hotel Royal

Whitby, Ontario

I had been here before --...

I had been here before -- many years ago. There is a pub across the street and a bunch of us decided to stop in for some beer and boobs. Nothing has changed. Very disappointed that…

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Visited Centerfolds on a recent Sunday...

Visited Centerfolds on a recent Sunday evening. There is no cover on that day which is nice. Drink prices are good and the waitresses are hot. A nice variety of dancers. Had dances from a…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

I went on a Wednesday afternoon...

I went on a Wednesday afternoon a few months ago, with a $15 cover. After 9pm, it shoots way the hell up to $40. A very attractive dancer in her 30s introduced herself to me…

Escapes

Pensacola, Florida

It has been a year or...

It has been a year or so since my last visit. The outside remains unchanged - rather worn down exterior, could definitely use a paint job. Parking is easy and free, always a…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

this was a strange trip. Usually...

this was a strange trip. Usually my place of choice is the silver cricket up in Dearborn. However today, the quality of the girls there was really poor. After similar visits to Henry and Bogarts,…

Club Madonna

Miami Beach, Florida

Sometimes you have to just see...

Sometimes you have to just see for yourself. That's what happened to me. Others have said this place is a ripoff, but I decided to try it anyway. Big mistake. Fortunately I…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Went to the club on a...

Went to the club on a Monday night after midnight. It was pretty dead so the girls were happy to give me plenty of attention. Did a private dance with Paradise and was very pleased.…

The Ball Gentleman's Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Very nice place, is a lil...

Very nice place, is a lil old yes but the dancers are very talented. You have to pay 10 to get in, but girls only have to pay 5 when you come In with a…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

so I was headed home late...

so I was headed home late on a Tuesday night, and actually saw some cars parked outside. I had thought about heading out to the parrot, but it would have been 1am by the time…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Jackmd graced the Harem around 12:30...

Jackmd graced the Harem around 12:30 in afternoon with his presence and a wad of money. I was concerned that some of the block's time honored traditions would be on hold after a block wide…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

South Amboy, New Jersey

The place has a quaint neighborly...

The place has a quaint neighborly feel. I tried to work a discount from the door girl, but was unsuccessful. I thought I could get a deal since there were more dancers than customers…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

My wife and I went to...

My wife and I went to Vanity this past Saturday. Nick who used to manage at the Dollhouse is now managing over here. The bartenders were hot of course. My wife felt…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Arrived about 6:30 and there were...

Arrived about 6:30 and there were more cars in the parking lot than I remember. Inside it was easy to say why that occured. The number of girls and the quality of girls…

Bursa Night Club

Tel Aviv-Yafo, Israel

Went to Bursa again, this time...

Went to Bursa again, this time with a colleague. It was the busiest night so it was packed. The club still looks the same and the usual rules apply, they just open earlier (11 PM).…

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Visited the club on a slow...

Visited the club on a slow afternoon, there were only a couple of patrons. Went not expecting much because of the time of day. The girls were great! Several super cute and friendly girls, which…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

stoped on a...

stoped on a friday nite a week ago to get a little rubbing and tuging. the place is not what i call a hole in the wall pit but also not a…

Bare Assets

Jacksonville, Florida

This is not my favorite club...

This is not my favorite club ever, but it's really close to the JAX airport. If you're picking up someone or have a few hours to kill before a flight, this can be a…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

Had 5 dancers. 3 were smoking...

Had 5 dancers. 3 were smoking hot. Tasha was a white girl. Beautiful body. I got a topless dance for 10$ and was able to touch everywhere. Gave 5 $ top. Had an Asian girl.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

I went here for the first...

I went here for the first time about a year ago and it was great. Been looking for an excuse to head back to the Miami/Ft Lauderdale area ever since. I finally headed…

Club Paradise

Valdosta, Georgia

This place is not even worth...

This place is not even worth slowing down to look at. It's a bikini bar. When I went by, the doorman said they were in the process of applying for a liquor license, so maybe…

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

This is a day shift review...

This is a day shift review on a rainy day in South Florida. No work due to weather so as is my new tradition I hit up a club. Today its Monroe's. The club…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

I went towrds here for the...

I went towrds here for the 1st, it was towards the evening the time when most people get out of work and the place had a mixed crowd some businessmen like, some construction workers and…

Kokai

El Paso, Texas

Well , went to this "strip...

Well , went to this "strip club" yesterday and was sort of dissapointed. I had some extra money from a garage sale and decidded to use it all on some fun just for me.…

Derriere's Gentlemen's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times and it never lets me down. The dancers are good looking and friendly. Many of them are traveling as well it seems I meet a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Sinsations has recently been totally renovated....

Sinsations has recently been totally renovated. Even the restrooms, that were just plain disgusting, have been redone. The place looks really nice and while the quality of the ladies has not gone up the place…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

I had never been to a...

I had never been to a strip club before, so one day I decided to pick one and try it out. I immediately thought of Brandy's and decided to give it a whirl. I get into…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Mons has been described as an...

Mons has been described as an orgy-like experience, and it did not disappoint. This small box of a building feels larger due to its many mirrored walls, serving to add to the sense of energy.…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

This is a club that I...

This is a club that I have reviewed in the past and this is basically an update to my prior reviews. Back to the Gras on a recent Saturday night. Still hands down…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Got there about 5:30, no cover,...

Got there about 5:30, no cover, I think it's normally $10. Club has been updated a bit since my last visit. 3 stages. 2 were small and located at each end of a Long stage…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I had a really nice visit...

I had a really nice visit at this strip club, The dancer's at the club are very attractive.. They don't constantly harass you for dances.. They'll actually sit with you and relax and hang out…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

I stopped in to see. If...

I stopped in to see. If the club had changed. It has not. It was very slow with only about 5 patrons. I watched and tipped a dancer with nice breasts and…

Jersey Girls

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Seriously... NEVER GO HERE! Horrible disgusting...

Seriously... NEVER GO HERE! Horrible disgusting fat girls. I always say There should be a weight limit and an age limit on strippers. What happened to the day where you had to be a legit…

Can-Can Room

Las Vegas, Nevada

Been awhile since I went but,...

Been awhile since I went but, by other reviews, the prices are the only thing changed. My 1st AND LAST time there paid cover and sat down. Place is a total dump! Approached by hard-sell…

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Kansas City

Any tips on extras in KC? A quick survey of the area gives the worst of both worlds: The restrictive laws in Missouri and the membership rules of Kansas. Help, por favor?

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How dangerous is the neighborhood around Vick's Place in Irvington, NJ?

I've been reading reviews about this place and would really like to check it out, but everyone keeps saying how dangerous the neighborhood is. It seems like if you go during the day, there's not much worry of getting…

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Choosing the Song

I remember a hole of a club near Huntsville would allow one to 'pay' for songs on the Jukebox for the LP. Any other clubs these days allow you to choose your own music instead on relying on the…

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May 21, 2013

It's time to undo some stress...club on juice crew

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Club Onyx Houston

Anyone visit Club Onyx in Houston Texas. A female who said she was Jacoby Jones's gf and baby mama got into it with a chic who worked at the club...it was funny as hell/ Not sure if she was or…

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A great stage dance

Would you or do you get a LD from a girl if you see her doing a particularly great stage dance even if she doesn't quite measure up to your requirements otherwise? I know I do.

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OT: Is Wall Street Still "Untouchable”?

In case you have nothing to do tonight, this documentary airs tonight (at least in my area) on PBS in their “Frontline” program. Description of the documentary follows: “… This fall will mark the five-year anniversary of Lehman Brothers filing for bankruptcy,…

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Best state?

Taking into account climate, economy, standard of living, anything else worth considering and of course strip clubs which of the following States is the best one to work and live in? California, Nevada, Arizona, Texas, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North Carolina, South

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Woman disappears from strip club in Detroit, sends text to friend asking for hel

DETROIT (WXYZ) - Police are searching for a missing 20-year-old who was last seen at Players Strip Club on 8 Mile and Schoenherr in Detroit. Police say Raquel Kelley was a dancer at the club and disappeared on May 16. Kelley sent…

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Hot Tub Room

I was recently in a club in Charleston WV that had a Hot Tub Room to rent for a private dance. The cost was not outrageous and included towels LOL. The club rules were the girl could be nude (I…

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Condom Breakage

Normally this does not happen to me but with Girl B (been doing her about 6 months - she says she on bc but won't say what) it has happened on two occasions (Trojan Magnum Thins) and both times she…

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College Interns

It's college intern season The smell of perfume....the short skirts...the low cut tops (as if wearing them with a business jacket makes it ok) Anybody suffering like me? Not that I would ever do anything unprofessional. :)

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Rain & Strip Clubs

The rain continues here in South Florida, which means nothing to do at work. I went to Cheetas II yesterday, probably going to hit up Monroe's today. Anybody else like xlubbing when the weather gets bad. Keeps…

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PM Hypothetical

Too anyone considering sending me a PM offering to pay me $100 to breback fuck the underage object of your redheaded lust so you can suck my jizz out of her pussy, which PM would include a $100 Green Dot…

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The Ultimate Strip Club Design

Occasionally my mind wanders and starts to think about how I would design my ideal strip club. Y'know, outside the box thinking... It seems to me that the vast majority of strip clubs have the same basic design...they're indoors, generally low…

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Husband Doesn't Get FS So Club Sucks. Read Wife's Club Review of Club.

Houston Dolls Reviewed on: May 20, 2013 Visited on: Thursday Afternoon Dancers on Shift: 11-25 "Went with my husband, girls were pretty nasty and we left pretty quick. He has has full service there before and I wanted to watch but I did…

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$1,300

If this was all you had for your club budget how would you spend it ? One time big whale trip of $1,300 ?, 2 trips of $650 ?, 4 trips of 325 ? All in one month ? Spaced…

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New Articles

Hate to come across as the mother hen but I often forget to check for new articles since they are posted so infrequently. Anyway for those interested and bored there are 6 new articles published.

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Dispatcher Question for Shadowcat

Mr. Shadowcat... In another thread you mentioned that you are an airline dispatcher. And I've had a nagging question for a long time that I just can't figure out regarding airlines, and I was wondering if you could shed some light…

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Man stabbed outside strip club

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (WPRI) – Providence Police say a man was stabbed near his left hip early Sunday morning following a brawl in the parking lot of the Foxy Lady strip club on Chalkstone Avenue. Nathaniel Sirois told officers he and a…

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I can't believe my good luck. I just got this email today.

BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know…

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Thinking about becoming a dancer?

If you're thinking of becoming a stripper, there may be a few things I take into consideration before going for it. For instance the first thing to ask yourself is "am I comfortable being naked in front of a room…

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Beware of Who Really Writes Some Articles

After 30+ years of reading articles concerning strip clubs I know for a fact some of these articles are written by the dancers. They do this to promote themselves, ruin the reputation of a club or another dancer.…

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Strip Club City Guide

Obviously I love strip clubs like everyone else here. Over the next few years I will be traveling to different cities all over the U.S. for work. I will definitely plan on checking out some strip clubs when I am…

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outfits

Anybody buy your fav dancers thangs to wear on stage or back in the vip rooms ?

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May 20, 2013

Is today your vip day ?

Some of the Gals I have done in VIP - Chapter 1

I am VIP at a Houston area extras club and would like to share some of my experiences. Some are recent and some were in the past. Many of the girls at the club just like to do itc in vip although my ATF P was meeting me otc at that time in addition to itc action in vip. Most of the girls in the club play and those who don't probably don't last very long. As opposed to a SC hobbyist who gets dances a lot, most of my funds go towards getting pussy. I consider it silly to spend $100 on dances when that will go a long way in getting me pussy.…

Best 3, Worst 3 Strip Club Experiences

I've been reading some articles and discussions by customers AND dancers about their best and worst strip club experiences...or what they think is good advice for clubbers or good advice for dancers. Well, essentially that "advice" can be summarized into: Club Goers: Give me sex for free and fall in love with me. Dancers: Give me money and respect and don't make me do anything for it. Great advice...but completely idiotic. So I decided to come at this from a slightly different angle...maybe each of you club goers or dancers for that matter...could just give a short summary of your best and worst experiences. That way, the club goers can hear what the strippers "liked" and what they "didn't like"....but its…

Is there a sure fire way to date a stripper?

I have over the past 30 years been a dj at 6 different clubs in the GTA and have heard all the gossip about customers from a generation and a half of dancers. The thing that is common in all the complaints about clients is that they fail to show respect to the dancers. Yes the girls take their clothes off for the customers enjoyment but like the rest of us working for a living the dancers want to be shown respect by their clients. The dancers also are not impressed by the client who decides he deserves a higher level of intimate contact than what the dancer is comfortable with. Being a gentleman gains much greater mileage…

Not Another Article by a Stripper

Well, it sure isn't one of those "how to ___ at a club" written by a dancer but a stripping related article by a dancer. This time, touching possible indefinite retirement. I had enjoyed this job so much during the three years I've done it since I left active duty in the military. Despite all the ups and downs of this job, it's a good job. Besides that the situation with Korea is getting worse and I smell a possible reactivation, I'm also pursuing other professional interests. For the time being, I'll still dance sporadically until I stop completely indefinitely. Here are my perks of being a dancer: 1. The easier money. 2. The lack of clothes. 3. Making…

A Businessman's Visit to Tijuana

I decided to start my own story. PART 1 OK, so here's my story. I truly hope everyone that reads this gains some sort of knowledge in preparation for a visit to TJ or can agree with my experiences. I was visiting SD and decided to take a trip down to Tijuana. I did exhaustive studies on where to go and how to act, learned a LOT before I went, and learned even more during and after! First of all, if you plan to visit TJ and focus your time on the Zona Norte red light district, do your homework! A SIMPLE mistake can be VERY costly. You are NOT in the US. You do NOT have rights. You…

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If you see a club taking pics or filming the stage show, do you stay away?

I was just curious how many try not to get photographed or filmed in a strip club. There is probably some notice in such clubs that your image may be recorded but I don't look for it. I know…

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Clubs in other parts of the world.

I've visited sex-oriented clubs in a number of European countries (England, Scotland, Germany, Spain, France, Netherlands, Denmark, Czech Republic) and in Australia and New Zealand, and have yet to find anything that is really like the typical American strip club.…

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Dancer: "What kind of work do you do?"

When talking to a dancer I've just met for the first time, the small talk before any financial decisions are made will often involve the dancer asking me what kind of work do I do. For the most part…

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Fart Contest!

Ok, guys! Let 'er rip! If this thread wins Mr Mojo Risin's contest, promise to split the $50 with you!

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First ThreadEver ?

What was the first thread ever and buy who ? Founder ?

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Contest???

Receintly I've seen several posts lamenting the poor quality of the topics here of late. Silly, frivolous, redundant, inane, and just plain ole stupid are some of the comments I've seen bandied about. So if y'all are interested I'll pony…

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Sometimes SCs do try to take care of the customer

From a recent review: “… Couple of week ago I encounter a ROB at this club. It wasn't alot of money so I didn't make a fuss about it to the manager. I did sent him a message informing him of…

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Looking up old Tuscl members

Whats the best way to do this and to enjoy a little blast from the past

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Charity dances

One of my favs told her pot-dealer regular (who I did not know at all) it was my birthday, so he paid her to do a table dance for me. He was known for giving half the shift a…

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If you could club with anyone...

Who would it be? Past or present, famous or not. I thought Johnny Cash and John Wayne would be cool.

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May 19, 2013

Have you drank a cold one from your dancers pussy today ?

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juice before juice ?

In the history of tuscl has their been a juice like persona before I was ?

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What we really think about Farmerart!

Now that our own pet Canadian Millionaire is safely out of the country ( in Europe with his current favorite stripper - so he will be busy) it is time to say what we really think about the northwoods oilman. Actually,…

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Doncha ya love it when strippers get so pissed at their boy friends that they br

I have found them to be a lot friskier. LOL.

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Wishlist of clubs

What are some clubs that you haven't been to yet, but that you wish to visit eventually? With my new job I will be traveling all over the United States over the next few years, so hopefully I'll be able…

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Why do guy's leave the board?

I know I live in the past. I would rather listen to 50 year old Chuck Berry songs than anything by Kanye West. Or watch Gilligan's Island instead of American Idol. So it's no surprise I get nostalgic for…

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Drunk test for strippers.

I was talking to one of my favorites at Follies yesterday and she told me that Follies has a blow machine. Before leaving the club the house mom has each dancer blow into it and they are given a "pass…

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New chapter in the gospels o' Juice?

You know...our Juicebro is a real chameleon. Everything from whacked out living like late '60 Lou Reed ('cept with KFC somewhere in the story) to beautiful poetry. I think we should all pause for a moment and thank Mr. J…

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Don't be dissin' LDK my bros...

I think we should have a new acronym for LDK style, but it shouldn't be CIP. No, my brothers, it should be JIT for "jizz in trousers". Captures the off the wall but genteel nature of our LDK bro. I…

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The Truth!

As a loyal disciple from the Church of Juice and a logical undergrad from Bullwinkle U, I often find myself surrounded by heathens and infidels. No tipping, no game, no fun. Obviously, we can't pray away the scum…

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$50 Man

I was sitting and chatting with a couple strippers last week, and one of them pointed out a man at the bar and said, "That's the $50 man." The gentleman in question was wearing a nice suit and…

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How to get even with a stripper.

EL PASO (KTSM) — Police were looking for a man who called in a bomb threat to a strip club in East El Paso. Police said the man called an adult entertainment business on Gateway West near North Zaragoza just before…

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Attn: georgemicrodong. :)

Life, they say, is about learning to appreciate the small things. For proof, look no further than the first-ever "Smallest Penis Contest" at King's County Bar in Brooklyn, New York, on July 20. According to a Craigslist ad seeking "less endowed men"…

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OT: The War in Chicago

For those interested or w/o anything else to do tonight; this documentary airs tonight at 10:00 p.m. *Eastern Time* on the show “48 Hours” on CBS. “… A "48 Hours" investigation into drugs, guns, gangs and the battle for Chicago …” http://www.cbsnews.com/48-hours/

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How do you tell your regular your not interested that night?

I've been getting dances pretty regularly from the same girl at a club I frequent. It's gotten to the point she stops by to see me almost right away. I like her dances quite a bit and enjoy her company…

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Pride playa and respect

If you drive in a broke down car and live in a 1970s trailer just so you can ball $1,00 s on the weekends at that puss puss give me a heart felt motha fuckin hell yes !!!!

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putting on my best

Thank god for the " system " cause they aint nothin and i mean nothin better than going to some back wood red kneck dive bar and being the only and I mean the only motha fucka in a 3…

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fuck me

To each and every one of you fuck your boring ass asses fucklards I'm out !

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Blonde Duo, Brunette Duo, or Conehead Duo?

https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/5155b6ae11e8c-image.jpg https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/518761a7e3ca0-IMG_1602.JPG https://www.tuscl.net/pictures/users/51439e023d442-bc306c405c3b11e1a87612313804ec91_7.jpg I vote brunette. Although I wouldn't mind throwing a sensor ring or two on that cone, knowaddimean?

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SAN DIEGO

Never danced in San Diego so I'm gonna bring a few girls with Myself and get our feet wet ....literally. ahaha on a serious note does anyone know any great clubs for Hot black women to dance ? any suggestions?…

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WAS BOOKING MY FLIGHT TO PORTLAND....

When I decided to hop on my fav website for the scoop in the SC . I dance in Portland, OR however I am from California. I enjoy it most of the times but I have had a few dead…

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Elected officials on tuscl

Weither it be with some power or not having titles like president juice , vice president dougsta, treasury staxwell and so on would be some kool and fuuny as shit

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Juice

Come on playas give me some love or hate I need the feed fo my seed

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Ratings and Comments.

This is a rehash of an old and often repeated discussion, but I don't want to read nor type about Alucard or 'da Juice or even LDK. SO here goes; I read this in a review, "buddy and I…

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500 reviews

Is their a tuscle lurker maybee ? Doesn't seem like the ones that post have made this number but is their a 0 commenting lurker that has reached 500 or more on tuscle.....the biggest number I've ever seen was like…

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May 18, 2013

Have you jerked of today and are you going to the club

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Property Of (enter strippers name here)

we have all seen this or been this guy before when a dancer tries to hog your money from all the other dancers so she labels you as "hers" so other dancers wont go near you this happend to me a…

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TUSCL protocol redux

Monsieur Moose recently posted a question that boiled down to the best way to deal with our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. Yep, that is correct: Drac-a-doodle-Doo-dude. I asserted that I blocked him in a relatively civil post. What then…

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Who is your Favorite Troll on TUSCL?

First of all, let me qualify all of this by saying that I believe, and I am sure many others here would agree, that trolls and the art of trolling are not necessary bad things. I also think that the…

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Ace of spades - new club in Akron

The playpen has been reopened as ace of spades. Any intel? I stopped in when it was the playpen and it seemed like a black club (and gatsbys across the street is the "white" club). I drove by it Friday…

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Serious Question - Mile High Club

Have any of you guys done this on a commercial flight? Sweetie and I are waiting in the departure lounge at Pearson for our overnight flight to Paris for our vacation in Corsica and Liguria. The executive departure lounge is pretty…

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A new excuse

Every time I think I've heard it all, I'm wrong. I got a call from my ATF crying for money. She was bawling because she lost $1000 which her mother gave her for rent. Or maybe her boyfriend took it.…

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Sleep

I believe... I had a lucid dream and present...was this being with a face... I vaguely remembered The energy spoke to me its words its tone ....familiar Heat stirred in me as my soul ignited like embers Searing my memory like spontaneous flames…

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May 17, 2013

Have you supported your local striper today ?

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How to get free admission to a strip club.

He walked into a strip club, waved an invalid police badge and they waived the cover charge for him and a friend. Police say Darren Philip Walker, 24, came into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an…

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Do you think she likes me O_O !!!!

I think she does! Met a stripper last year, had good times. Lost contact all winter and just re-connected last week at my regular joint. She gave me her number, we text and she even sent me…

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Milestones

Pathetic, and patheticer, but milestones nonetheless. 1. After finishing sex with an 18 year old, and having had a bit leak out of the rubber, I got to calm her freak out with "Don't worry, I've been shooting blanks since…

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Very bad things can happen OTC.

A man told authorities he rendezvoused with a stripper at a Metairie apartment complex, looking for a "good time." Instead he was robbed following a blast of pepper spray to the face, according to a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office incident…

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Confused by animosity towards stripperweb

I just don't get it. I am a regular poster on both sites and find them both to be excellent resources, for different reasons of course. Now if I had a gun to my head and had to…

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Motor City fans...Flight Club closing May 21-28

I was at Flight Club recently and there's a sign in the bathroom that says the club will be closing temporarily from May 21-28. There was a worker dude making measurements and such, so maybe they're finally going to…

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Strippers Maypole

If you have to ask you're not.

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OT just for Alucard.

Although there are often reports of idiotic burglars who fall asleep or do other unbelievable things while attempting to rob a house, this case might just be the stupidest. Three burglars entered a man's home in Houston, Texas, on Tuesday afternoon…

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Serious Topics Only!

Some have suggested that recent topics are not suitable for TUSCL. I agree. Serious topics only. "Does the Pillsbury Doughboy have genitals?" Discuss.

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Stripper Name (redux)

Back in olden times Vikings would adopt names that heralded their accomplishments or personified some character trait that was note worthy. Erik the Brave Leif the Dragon Slayer Native American Indians had the tendency to give names based on personal attributes or…

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reviews

I like to have the option to be able to make omments on reviws...it would help in creating local discussions with local clubers and about the clubs them selves...

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Do drink specials draw you in?

A lot of clubs have happy hours usually in the late afternoon and a lot of clubs seems to offer special drink prices usually on the week nights. I have noticed that the number of customers does appear to be…